Polls closed on Monday in a pivotal election in the Philippines that could see the son of a late dictator elected to the country's highest office.
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patty
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
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submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 11:30:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 02:18:01
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 09:48:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, May 10, 2022, 05:09:01
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, May 10, 2022, 01:27:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 11:24:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 12:42:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 02:42:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, May 9, 2022, 06:51:01
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, May 10, 2022, 03:00:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, May 11, 2022, 12:06:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, May 11, 2022, 01:39:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, May 11, 2022, 01:48:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, May 11, 2022, 03:48:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, May 11, 2022, 11:00:02
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 03:39:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 07:36:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 10:30:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 02:36:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 04:24:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 05:15:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 07:09:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, May 12, 2022, 08:24:01
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