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submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 02:15:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 10:09:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 01:18:01
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 06:00:02
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 08:48:01
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 10:18:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 01:39:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 04:18:01
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 06:06:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 10:33:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sun, Jan 22, 2023, 10:42:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 12:45:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 03:03:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 04:27:01
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 04:48:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 12:09:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 10:06:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, Jan 23, 2023, 11:18:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 06:48:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 08:30:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 10:57:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 04:15:01
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 05:42:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, Jan 24, 2023, 09:24:01
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