China is planning to offer free fertility treatment to citizens under its national insurance scheme in a bid to reverse its plummeting birth rate.
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If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 07:06:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 10:12:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 06:09:01
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 06:42:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 07:15:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 07:42:01
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 08:12:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 08:24:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 09:00:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 10:21:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 10:30:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 01:15:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 02:21:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 03:42:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 03:48:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 06:21:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 07:36:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Feb 8, 2023, 08:51:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 01:51:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 03:27:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 09:24:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 03:27:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 03:39:01
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 03:42:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 03:51:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 05:09:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 07:09:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Feb 9, 2023, 09:30:02
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 02:30:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 04:18:01
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 04:24:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 01:54:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 04:12:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Feb 10, 2023, 07:03:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 07:18:01
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 09:42:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 10:00:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 10:33:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 11:33:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 05:00:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Feb 11, 2023, 06:27:01
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