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A federal judge in the civil rape trial of former President Donald Trump said that his request for special jury instructions in the case is “premature.”
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patty
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:54:01
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:24:01
american
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:42:01
Milkman
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:27:01
mrdavis
You're so thoughtful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:33:02
sexybrain
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:39:01
idiotboy
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:15:01
DonaldTrump
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:03:01
holly
Change the world by being yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:03:01
milk4dh
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:33:01
snickerdoo
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:03:01
DonaldTrump
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:54:01
MichelleW
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:54:01
holly
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:06:01
patty
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:36:01
DonaldTrump
Can't we all just get along?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:57:01
chesirecat
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:24:02
snickerdoo
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:30:02
chesirecat
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:00:01
patty
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:48:01
PatMall
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:33:01
pentagon
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:51:01
thumbsup
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:36:01
snickerdoo
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:36:01
reggie
I'm inspired by you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:54:01
holly
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:39:01
chesirecat
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:57:01
idiotboy
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:24:01
little
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:42:01
PatMall
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:15:01
FactCheck
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:57:01
dapper
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:39:01
dapper
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:15:01
little
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:30:01
yahooligan
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:36:01
dapper
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:15:01
MichelleW
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:21:01
yahooligan
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:51:01
MichelleW
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:54:01
doodooface
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:21:01
FactCheck
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:51:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:42:01
Milkman
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:30:01
holly
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:12:02
mrdavis
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:36:01
pentagon
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:39:01
Chrischun
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:00:01
Milkman
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:48:02
patty
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:39:01
milk4dh
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:48:01
holly
This world is getting sick
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:12:01
DonaldTrump
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:54:01
yahooligan
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 21, 2023, 08:42:01
yahooligan
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:00:01
pentagon
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:03:01
milk4dh
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:15:01
little
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:18:01
PatMall
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:30:01
idiotboy
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:33:01
crapface
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:39:01
sexybrain
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:48:01
DonaldTrump
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:57:01
Chrischun
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:03:01
reggie
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:09:01
idiotboy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:12:01
patty
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:18:01
reggie
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:21:01
Chrischun
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:24:01
doodooface
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:27:01
milk4dh
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:30:01
Poppy
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:33:01
RunRonnieRun
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:42:02
idiotboy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:48:01
poopface
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:00:01
MichelleW
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:03:01
doodooface
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:27:01
Poppy
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:33:01
sexybrain
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:36:01
holly
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:42:01
doodooface
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:51:01
holly
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:00:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:03:01
milk4dh
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:06:01
mrdavis
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:09:01
little
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:21:01
idiotboy
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:30:01
chesirecat
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:36:01
PatMall
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:54:01
patty
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:00:01
yahooligan
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:09:02
yahooligan
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:18:01
milk4dh
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:24:01
little
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:33:02
pentagon
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:39:01
snickerdoo
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:45:01
Milkman
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:51:01
little
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:57:01
milk4dh
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:12:01
doodooface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:21:01
little
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:30:01
Milkman
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:36:01
american
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:45:02
crapface
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:51:01
doodooface
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:12:02
Chrischun
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:24:01
american
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:27:01
Poppy
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:30:01
yahooligan
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:48:01
reggie
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:54:01
idiotboy
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:03:01
crapface
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:09:02
DannyBoy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:15:01
Milkman
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:18:01
poopface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:30:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:33:02
chesirecat
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:45:01
reggie
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:54:01
FactCheck
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:00:01
doodooface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:06:01
Chrischun
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:09:01
holly
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:15:01
poopface
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:21:01
PatMall
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:36:01
Milkman
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:42:01
idiotboy
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:45:01
dapper
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:48:01
DannyBoy
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:54:01
patty
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:57:01
mrdavis
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:03:01
peccili
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:09:02
doodooface
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:18:01
milk4dh
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:27:01
Chrischun
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:30:01
poopface
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:42:01
sexybrain
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:51:01
sexybrain
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:57:01
poopface
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:00:01
DannyBoy
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:21:01
FactCheck
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:30:01
MichelleW
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:33:01
milk4dh
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:36:01
holly
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:42:01
peccili
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:51:01
crapface
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:57:01
pentagon
One of the better articles I've read today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:09:01
MichelleW
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:15:01
peccili
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:21:01
pentagon
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:30:02
crapface
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:45:01
doodooface
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:57:01
MichelleW
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:12:01
yahooligan
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:18:01
Poppy
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:24:01
Chrischun
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:33:01
FactCheck
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:36:01
mrdavis
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:42:01
chesirecat
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 12:45:01
DannyBoy
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:09:01
dapper
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:15:01
american
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:18:01
FactCheck
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:27:01
american
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:33:01
poopface
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:36:01
Milkman
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 01:48:02
DannyBoy
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:06:01
PatMall
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:12:01
crapface
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:21:01
milk4dh
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:24:01
Chrischun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:30:01
dapper
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:39:01
MichelleW
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:42:02
snickerdoo
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:45:01
dapper
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:48:02
thumbsup
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:15:01
poopface
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:21:01
pentagon
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:27:01
patty
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:33:01
Milkman
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:39:01
doodooface
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:42:01
poopface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:48:01
milk4dh
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 03:51:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:00:01
crapface
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:12:01
peccili
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:15:01
sexybrain
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:21:01
pentagon
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:27:01
little
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:33:01
american
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:48:02
RunRonnieRun
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 04:51:01
FactCheck
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:09:01
idiotboy
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:15:02
DonaldTrump
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:24:01
holly
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:27:01
american
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:42:01
holly
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 05:48:01
dapper
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:00:01
DonaldTrump
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:15:01
Poppy
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:27:02
sexybrain
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:45:01
idiotboy
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:51:01
DannyBoy
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 06:57:01
dapper
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:06:01
mrdavis
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:24:01
peccili
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:27:01
doodooface
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:54:01
mrdavis
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 07:57:01
Chrischun
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:06:02
mrdavis
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:24:01
mrdavis
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:33:01
crapface
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:39:01
doodooface
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:48:01
reggie
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 08:51:01
snickerdoo
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:00:01
little
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:03:01
snickerdoo
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:09:01
crapface
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:21:01
poopface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:39:01
pentagon
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 09:57:01
snickerdoo
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:42:02
chesirecat
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:45:01
sexybrain
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 10:57:01
doodooface
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:03:01
sexybrain
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:06:01
crapface
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:12:02
mrdavis
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:18:01
reggie
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:24:01
reggie
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:30:01
FactCheck
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:42:02
doodooface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:48:01
patty
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:51:01
MichelleW
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 22, 2023, 11:57:01
pentagon
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:15:01
pentagon
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:18:01
yahooligan
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:24:01
yahooligan
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:39:01
FactCheck
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:45:01
poopface
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:48:01
crapface
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:51:01
thumbsup
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:06:01
milk4dh
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:33:01
snickerdoo
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:06:01
Poppy
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:09:01
idiotboy
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:15:01
PatMall
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:18:01
chesirecat
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:24:01
FactCheck
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:27:01
yahooligan
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:39:01
dapper
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:42:01
thumbsup
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:45:01
thumbsup
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:48:01
reggie
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:51:01
yahooligan
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:54:01
milk4dh
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:03:01
Chrischun
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:21:01
Poppy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:24:01
crapface
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:27:01
DonaldTrump
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:48:01
patty
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:09:01
DannyBoy
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:12:01
sexybrain
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:18:02
peccili
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:21:01
holly
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:27:02
Milkman
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:30:01
Milkman
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:36:01
DonaldTrump
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:45:01
Milkman
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:48:01
poopface
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:51:01
FactCheck
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:54:01
Milkman
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:00:01
american
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:18:01
MichelleW
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:24:01
american
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:33:01
chesirecat
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:42:01
american
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:54:01
DonaldTrump
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:57:01
idiotboy
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:12:01
yahooligan
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:15:01
pentagon
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:21:01
DannyBoy
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:24:01
mrdavis
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:33:01
milk4dh
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:39:01
doodooface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:42:02
milk4dh
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:45:01
crapface
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:51:01
patty
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:57:01
idiotboy
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:00:01
idiotboy
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:03:02
american
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:06:01
american
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:09:01
poopface
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:12:01
FactCheck
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:33:01
poopface
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:39:01
thumbsup
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:48:02
DannyBoy
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:51:01
sexybrain
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:54:01
sexybrain
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:06:01
crapface
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:15:02
peccili
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:21:02
MichelleW
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:27:01
idiotboy
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:36:01
poopface
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:54:02
crapface
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:00:01
milk4dh
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:03:01
chesirecat
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:06:01
peccili
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:09:01
MichelleW
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:12:01
patty
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:21:01
american
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:24:01
Chrischun
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:33:01
mrdavis
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:45:01
dapper
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:54:01
american
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:57:01
sexybrain
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:00:01
Milkman
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:03:01
mrdavis
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:09:01
Chrischun
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:24:01
holly
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:33:02
patty
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:39:01
reggie
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:48:01
milk4dh
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:57:01
yahooligan
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:00:01
yahooligan
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:06:02
mrdavis
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:09:01
peccili
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:12:01
DonaldTrump
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:24:01
dapper
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:27:01
mrdavis
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:36:01
PatMall
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:42:01
holly
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:48:01
holly
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:00:01
little
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:06:01
idiotboy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:12:01
little
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:24:01
patty
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:33:01
DonaldTrump
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:39:01
FactCheck
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:48:01
little
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 12:57:01
chesirecat
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:06:01
yahooligan
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:12:01
MichelleW
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:45:02
pentagon
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:48:01
Chrischun
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:51:01
Chrischun
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 01:57:01
doodooface
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:03:01
DonaldTrump
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:06:01
Chrischun
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:24:01
reggie
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:27:01
yahooligan
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:33:01
yahooligan
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:36:01
crapface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:45:01
Poppy
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:48:01
thumbsup
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 02:57:02
milk4dh
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:30:01
Poppy
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:39:01
reggie
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:48:01
PatMall
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 03:54:01
yahooligan
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:00:01
snickerdoo
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:03:01
sexybrain
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:06:01
peccili
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:12:01
Chrischun
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:15:01
milk4dh
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:18:01
yahooligan
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:30:01
mrdavis
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 04:57:01
american
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:03:01
DonaldTrump
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:21:01
patty
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:24:01
Chrischun
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:33:01
Poppy
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:36:01
mrdavis
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:45:01
chesirecat
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 05:48:01
DannyBoy
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:00:02
sexybrain
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:03:01
FactCheck
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:06:01
pentagon
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:09:02
Poppy
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:30:01
pentagon
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:33:01
Poppy
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:48:01
DannyBoy
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:51:01
idiotboy
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:03:02
idiotboy
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:21:01
chesirecat
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:24:02
MichelleW
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:27:01
peccili
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:33:02
Chrischun
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:36:01
milk4dh
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:42:01
thumbsup
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:12:01
holly
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:27:01
RunRonnieRun
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:57:01
milk4dh
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:03:01
doodooface
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:09:01
poopface
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:15:01
peccili
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:48:01
poopface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:21:01
milk4dh
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:24:01
american
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:30:01
crapface
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:18:01
doodooface
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:21:01
MichelleW
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:36:01
Milkman
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:39:01
sexybrain
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:09:01
PatMall
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:21:01
milk4dh
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:45:01
crapface
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:03:02
Poppy
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:36:01
peccili
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:45:02
PatMall
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:06:01
FactCheck
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:30:01
mrdavis
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:45:01
patty
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:00:01
crapface
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:06:01
reggie
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:33:01
chesirecat
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:57:01
Chrischun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:00:01
thumbsup
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:33:01
doodooface
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:42:01
milk4dh
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:12:01
poopface
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:24:01
yahooligan
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:54:01
chesirecat
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:15:01
DannyBoy
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:42:01
dapper
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:03:01
snickerdoo
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:06:01
little
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:42:01
crapface
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:54:02
DonaldTrump
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:15:01
MichelleW
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:21:01
Milkman
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:30:01
chesirecat
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:39:01
dapper
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:30:02
thumbsup
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:45:01
snickerdoo
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:03:01
MichelleW
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:30:01
Poppy
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:45:02
FactCheck
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:06:01
PatMall
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:57:01
Milkman
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:15:01
american
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:45:01
chesirecat
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:15:01
MichelleW
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:27:01
RunRonnieRun
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:51:01
DannyBoy
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:09:02
idiotboy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:21:01
milk4dh
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:39:02
reggie
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:48:01
thumbsup
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:06:01
american
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:18:01
DonaldTrump
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:30:01
chesirecat
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:54:01
thumbsup
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:03:01

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