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yahooligan
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:48:01
FactCheck
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:51:01
little
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:57:01
FactCheck
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:18:01
MichelleW
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:06:01
thumbsup
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:45:01
idiotboy
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:09:01
MichelleW
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:15:01
poopface
Flame on!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:42:02
Milkman
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:06:01
PatMall
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:30:01
doodooface
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:42:01
FactCheck
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:09:01
holly
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:06:01
holly
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:39:02
milk4dh
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:15:01
mrdavis
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:15:01
thumbsup
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:39:01
poopface
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:30:01
little
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:36:01
dapper
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:27:01
thumbsup
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:30:01
thumbsup
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:54:01
Poppy
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:15:01
holly
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:48:01
Milkman
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:15:01
thumbsup
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:24:01
Milkman
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:42:01
MichelleW
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:06:01
DonaldTrump
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:24:01
milk4dh
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:36:01
Poppy
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:39:02
american
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:12:01
mrdavis
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:18:01
Poppy
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:36:01
doodooface
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:24:01
american
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:39:01
Chrischun
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:48:01
chesirecat
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:15:01
doodooface
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:36:01
crapface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:42:01
crapface
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:57:01
peccili
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:30:01
thumbsup
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:36:02
dapper
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:48:01
peccili
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:24:02
doodooface
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:48:01
idiotboy
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:03:01
dapper
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:36:01
snickerdoo
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:00:01
idiotboy
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:18:01
holly
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:45:01
Poppy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:24:01
peccili
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:30:01
chesirecat
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:39:01
chesirecat
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:00:01
thumbsup
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:12:01
holly
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:15:01
FactCheck
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:27:01
little
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:36:01
holly
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:54:01
MichelleW
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:12:01
MichelleW
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:33:01
reggie
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:42:01
reggie
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:00:01
american
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:09:01
peccili
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:24:01
Poppy
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:42:01
patty
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:48:02
MichelleW
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:51:01
MichelleW
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:03:01
RunRonnieRun
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:33:01
sexybrain
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:51:02
milk4dh
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:09:01
Poppy
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:30:01
dapper
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:12:01
dapper
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:30:01
Milkman
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:36:01
poopface
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:57:01
Milkman
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:27:01
dapper
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:33:01
DannyBoy
One of the better articles I've read today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:15:01
pentagon
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:27:01
idiotboy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:42:01
poopface
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:03:01
Poppy
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:09:01
PatMall
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:21:01
chesirecat
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:00:01
dapper
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:57:01
FactCheck
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:09:01
thumbsup
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:12:01
RunRonnieRun
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:39:01
Chrischun
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:06:01
reggie
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:09:01
peccili
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:21:01
idiotboy
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:51:01
idiotboy
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:00:01
MichelleW
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:18:01
mrdavis
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:24:01
Poppy
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:15:01
idiotboy
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:36:01
yahooligan
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:39:01
idiotboy
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:03:02
Poppy
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:06:01
DannyBoy
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:54:01
poopface
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:15:01
FactCheck
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:18:02
american
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:51:02
DannyBoy
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:18:01
peccili
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:03:01
sexybrain
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:06:01
holly
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:09:01
thumbsup
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:21:01
PatMall
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:36:01
thumbsup
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:12:01
Chrischun
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:18:02
Milkman
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:00:01
patty
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:48:01
little
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:33:01
peccili
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:12:01
RunRonnieRun
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:42:01
reggie
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:57:01
chesirecat
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:00:01
yahooligan
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:12:01
PatMall
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:51:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:54:01
snickerdoo
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:57:01
DonaldTrump
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:36:01
crapface
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:57:01
MichelleW
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:00:01
MichelleW
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:03:01
dapper
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:12:01
PatMall
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:33:01
thumbsup
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:57:01
Milkman
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:45:02
doodooface
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:54:01
american
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:18:01
doodooface
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:24:01
DonaldTrump
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:15:01
Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:51:01
yahooligan
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:30:01
Milkman
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:42:02
Chrischun
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:45:01
patty
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:48:01
MichelleW
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:03:01
sexybrain
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:18:01
MichelleW
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:42:01
mrdavis
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:45:01
yahooligan
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:54:01
crapface
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:00:01
sexybrain
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:15:01
mrdavis
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:24:01
little
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:42:01
Milkman
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:27:01
RunRonnieRun
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:51:01
thumbsup
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:09:01
poopface
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:18:01
Chrischun
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:27:01
reggie
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:06:01
poopface
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:12:01
mrdavis
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:45:01
crapface
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:15:01
holly
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:21:01
sexybrain
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:24:01
PatMall
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:36:01
milk4dh
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:48:01
PatMall
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:54:01
MichelleW
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:00:02
little
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:09:01
american
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:27:02
thumbsup
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:33:01
patty
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:48:01
poopface
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:24:01
sexybrain
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:42:01
PatMall
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:51:01
american
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:57:02
Milkman
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:24:01
little
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:33:01
crapface
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:45:01
crapface
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:48:01
american
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:06:01
patty
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:33:01
patty
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:39:01
idiotboy
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:03:01
peccili
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:36:01
thumbsup
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:00:01
snickerdoo
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:48:01
idiotboy
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:00:01
poopface
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:21:01
little
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:39:01
idiotboy
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:54:01
mrdavis
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:06:01
reggie
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:27:01
pentagon
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:15:01
little
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:18:01
idiotboy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:36:01
dapper
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:54:01
peccili
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:30:01
american
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:54:02
poopface
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:00:01
pentagon
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:18:01
MichelleW
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:24:01
holly
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:30:01
Milkman
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:45:01
holly
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:21:01
FactCheck
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:33:01
poopface
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:36:01
RunRonnieRun
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:57:01
yahooligan
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:03:02
Chrischun
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:33:01
milk4dh
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:45:01
holly
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:48:01
PatMall
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:27:01
PatMall
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:39:02
MichelleW
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:00:01
patty
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:09:01
DonaldTrump
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:30:02
yahooligan
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:57:01
Chrischun
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:15:01
idiotboy
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:33:01
Poppy
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:00:01
holly
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:24:01

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