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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
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submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:48:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:51:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:57:01
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:18:01
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:06:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:45:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:09:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:15:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:06:01
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:30:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:42:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:09:01
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:06:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:39:02
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:15:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:15:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:39:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:30:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 08:36:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:18:01
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:27:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:30:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 09:54:01
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:15:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:48:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 10:57:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:15:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:42:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Apr 23, 2023, 11:57:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:24:01
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:36:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:39:02
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:18:01
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:36:01
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:09:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:24:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:27:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:39:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:48:01
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:15:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:36:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:42:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:57:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:30:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:36:02
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:48:01
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:24:02
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:03:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:36:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:00:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:18:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:45:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:24:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:30:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:39:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:06:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:00:01
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:12:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:15:01
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:27:01
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:36:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:54:01
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:12:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:33:01
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:51:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:00:01
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:09:01
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:24:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:42:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:48:02
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:51:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:03:01
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:12:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:33:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:51:02
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:09:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:30:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:12:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 08:36:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:27:01
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:33:01
One of the better articles I've read today.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:15:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:27:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:42:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:03:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:09:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:21:01
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:00:01
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:57:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:09:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:12:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:39:01
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:06:01
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:09:01
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:51:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:00:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:18:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:24:01
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:15:01
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:36:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:39:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:03:02
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:06:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:54:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:15:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:18:02
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:39:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:18:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:03:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:06:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:09:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:21:01
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:24:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:36:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:12:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:18:02
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:00:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:42:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:48:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:33:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:33:01
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:12:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:42:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:57:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:00:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:12:01
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:51:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:54:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:57:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:57:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:00:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:03:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:12:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:33:01
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:57:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:30:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:45:02
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:54:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:03:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:12:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:24:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:48:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:51:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:30:01
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:42:02
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:45:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:48:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:03:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:18:01
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:42:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:45:01
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:54:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:00:01
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:15:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:24:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:42:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:27:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:51:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:09:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:27:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:12:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:45:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:21:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:36:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:48:01
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:54:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:00:02
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:09:01
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:27:02
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:33:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:48:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:00:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:42:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:51:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:24:01
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:33:01
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:48:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:06:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:33:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:39:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:03:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:36:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:00:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:21:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:39:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:54:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:06:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:27:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:15:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:18:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:36:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:42:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:54:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:30:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:54:02
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:00:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:24:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:30:01
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:45:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:21:01
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:33:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:36:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:57:01
You are the most perfect you there is.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:03:02
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:45:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:48:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:27:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:39:02
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:00:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:09:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:30:02
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:57:01
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:33:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:00:01
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:24:01
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