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Kevin McCarthy faces his first big test as speaker this week — trying to pass a debt ceiling bill through the House to push President Joe Biden to negotiate.
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poopface
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:24:01
sexybrain
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:33:01
DannyBoy
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:18:01
crapface
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:12:01
FactCheck
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:30:01
FactCheck
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:15:01
yahooligan
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:03:01
Poppy
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:18:01
pentagon
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:21:01
patty
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:21:01
snickerdoo
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:30:01
holly
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:54:01
holly
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:36:01
dapper
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:15:01
doodooface
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:42:01
Poppy
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:57:01
DannyBoy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:57:02
holly
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:33:01
MichelleW
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:12:01
thumbsup
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:36:01
crapface
We are what we think
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:15:01
milk4dh
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:18:01
milk4dh
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:54:02
milk4dh
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:48:01
little
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:03:01
yahooligan
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:24:01
patty
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:18:01
dapper
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:33:01
peccili
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:42:01
idiotboy
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:54:01
doodooface
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:06:01
Chrischun
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:18:01
milk4dh
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:36:01
chesirecat
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:51:01
PatMall
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:09:01
FactCheck
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:00:01
peccili
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:03:01
american
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:09:01
american
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:06:01
snickerdoo
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:15:01
pentagon
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:27:01
doodooface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:39:01
DannyBoy
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:57:01
peccili
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:00:01
american
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:12:01
poopface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:18:01
DonaldTrump
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:21:01
snickerdoo
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:36:01
pentagon
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:18:01
thumbsup
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:21:01
reggie
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:03:01
pentagon
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:33:01
poopface
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:03:01
DannyBoy
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:06:01
DonaldTrump
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:45:01
reggie
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:12:01
DonaldTrump
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:27:01
sexybrain
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:00:02
DonaldTrump
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:39:02
doodooface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:48:01
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:51:01
idiotboy
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:06:01
Poppy
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:09:01
FactCheck
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:06:01
chesirecat
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:24:02
doodooface
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:30:01
idiotboy
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:27:01
little
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:36:01
PatMall
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:45:01
doodooface
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:03:01
yahooligan
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:03:01
DannyBoy
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:39:01
crapface
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:27:01
snickerdoo
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:57:01
holly
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:06:01
holly
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:09:01
thumbsup
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:21:01
DannyBoy
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:45:01
Poppy
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:39:01
patty
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:45:01
peccili
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:48:02
reggie
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:51:01
snickerdoo
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:57:01
PatMall
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:03:01
DannyBoy
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:09:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:57:01
doodooface
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:30:01
yahooligan
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:33:01
sexybrain
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:48:01
peccili
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:27:01
DonaldTrump
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:03:01
thumbsup
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:12:01
patty
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:39:01
poopface
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:48:01
reggie
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:54:01
FactCheck
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:15:01
PatMall
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:18:01
poopface
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:18:01
snickerdoo
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:45:01
DannyBoy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:03:01
peccili
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:09:01
crapface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:15:01
crapface
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:42:01
little
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:48:01
milk4dh
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:18:02
Poppy
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:30:01
DannyBoy
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:45:01
Milkman
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:27:01
sexybrain
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:36:01
reggie
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:15:01
patty
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:39:01
idiotboy
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:24:01
Milkman
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:54:01
milk4dh
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:30:01
DonaldTrump
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:51:01
Milkman
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:24:01
american
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:27:01
milk4dh
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:30:01
holly
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:54:01
milk4dh
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:33:01
peccili
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:39:01
Chrischun
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:42:01
Chrischun
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:27:01
peccili
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:21:01
dapper
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:27:01
DonaldTrump
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:00:01
yahooligan
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:03:01
Chrischun
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:30:01
yahooligan
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:39:01
little
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:06:01
Chrischun
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:24:01
FactCheck
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:36:02
little
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:39:01
little
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:54:01
american
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:00:01
little
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:39:01
doodooface
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:06:01
PatMall
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:15:01
MichelleW
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:24:01
DannyBoy
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:39:01
american
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:57:01
DannyBoy
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:09:01
Chrischun
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:18:01
dapper
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:39:01
american
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:57:01
little
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:15:01
holly
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:27:01
Milkman
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:48:01
patty
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:15:01
dapper
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:42:01
dapper
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:03:01
little
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:09:01
crapface
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:15:01
Poppy
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:48:01
DonaldTrump
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:06:02
DonaldTrump
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:09:01
mrdavis
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:21:01
little
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:51:01
peccili
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:57:01
DannyBoy
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:06:01
dapper
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:36:01
crapface
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:45:01
mrdavis
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:27:01
mrdavis
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:54:01
mrdavis
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:39:01
doodooface
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:45:01
DonaldTrump
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:36:01
Poppy
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:57:01
mrdavis
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:18:01
yahooligan
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Milkman
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:54:01
Chrischun
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:00:01
thumbsup
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:06:01
doodooface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:27:01
mrdavis
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:30:01
dapper
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:03:01
american
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:18:01
DonaldTrump
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:42:01
yahooligan
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:45:01
holly
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:12:01
Chrischun
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:24:01
Poppy
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:30:02
Chrischun
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:39:01
RunRonnieRun
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:42:01
snickerdoo
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:48:01
american
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:54:02
american
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:57:02
american
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:15:01
yahooligan
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:24:01
sexybrain
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:27:01
thumbsup
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:00:01
yahooligan
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:06:01
pentagon
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:18:01
Chrischun
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:21:02
poopface
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:27:01
chesirecat
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:33:01
MichelleW
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:42:01
thumbsup
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:48:01
pentagon
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:51:01
Chrischun
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:03:02
holly
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:09:01
dapper
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:00:01
mrdavis
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:12:01
chesirecat
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:21:01
thumbsup
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:30:01
snickerdoo
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:33:01
american
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:39:01
Milkman
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:42:01
FactCheck
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:45:01
Chrischun
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:48:01
reggie
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:54:02
doodooface
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:00:01
doodooface
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:06:01
pentagon
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:15:01
DannyBoy
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:24:01
Milkman
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:30:01
american
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:33:01
holly
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:51:01
american
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:57:01
dapper
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:00:02
Chrischun
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:09:01
crapface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:12:01
holly
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:15:01
little
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:21:01
MichelleW
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:24:01
american
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:27:01
little
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:30:01
poopface
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:33:01
reggie
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:36:01
yahooligan
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:42:01
little
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:48:01
DannyBoy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:57:01
Chrischun
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:00:01
sexybrain
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:06:01
idiotboy
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:09:02
Milkman
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:12:01
chesirecat
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:24:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:36:02
crapface
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:54:01
peccili
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:57:01
reggie
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:00:01
patty
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:12:01
patty
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Milkman
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:21:01
poopface
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:36:01
MichelleW
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:39:01
american
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:51:01
peccili
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:09:02
PatMall
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:15:01
american
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:18:01
yahooligan
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:21:01
MichelleW
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:24:02
patty
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:27:01
holly
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:30:01
thumbsup
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:48:01
mrdavis
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:03:01
mrdavis
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:09:01
pentagon
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:15:01
snickerdoo
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:27:01
peccili
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:51:01
MichelleW
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:54:01
FactCheck
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:03:02
PatMall
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:12:01
Milkman
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:36:02
snickerdoo
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Milkman
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:51:01
thumbsup
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:00:01
thumbsup
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:03:01
doodooface
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:06:01
pentagon
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:09:01
holly
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:15:01
peccili
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:21:01
FactCheck
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:27:01
Chrischun
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:30:01
FactCheck
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:42:01
Milkman
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:45:01
milk4dh
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:48:01
yahooligan
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:51:01
Chrischun
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:57:01
idiotboy
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:03:02
idiotboy
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:06:01
yahooligan
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:09:02
american
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:12:01
Milkman
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:15:01
thumbsup
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:18:01
peccili
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:21:01
DonaldTrump
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:24:01
DonaldTrump
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:33:01
doodooface
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:00:01
yahooligan
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:30:02
Chrischun
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:33:01
poopface
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:51:01
chesirecat
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:00:01
MichelleW
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:09:01
idiotboy
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:18:01
crapface
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:00:01
peccili
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:06:01
thumbsup
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:42:01
DonaldTrump
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:12:01
PatMall
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:24:02
american
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:30:02
crapface
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:36:01
idiotboy
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:48:01
Poppy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:57:01
peccili
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:12:01
DonaldTrump
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:21:01
american
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:27:01
yahooligan
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:00:01
doodooface
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:27:01
yahooligan
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:39:01
reggie
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:42:01
DannyBoy
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:48:02
american
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:15:01
mrdavis
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:21:01
holly
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:42:02
patty
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:51:02
Milkman
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:03:01
american
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:15:01
chesirecat
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:21:01
holly
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:30:02
holly
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:48:01

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