Kevin McCarthy faces his first big test as speaker this week — trying to pass a debt ceiling bill through the House to push President Joe Biden to negotiate.
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submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:24:01
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 12:39:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 03:33:01
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:18:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:12:01
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:30:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:15:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:03:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:18:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:30:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:54:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:36:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:15:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:42:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:57:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:57:02
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:33:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:12:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:18:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:54:02
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:48:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:03:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:24:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:18:01
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:33:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:42:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:54:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:03:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:06:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:18:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:36:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:51:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:00:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:03:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:09:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:06:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:15:01
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:27:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:39:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 01:57:01
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:00:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 02:12:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:06:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:18:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:21:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 04:36:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:18:01
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 05:21:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:03:01
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 06:33:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 07:03:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:12:01
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 09:27:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:00:02
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:39:02
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:48:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 10:51:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Apr 24, 2023, 11:09:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:06:01
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:30:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:27:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:48:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:03:01
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:39:01
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:27:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:57:01
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:06:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:21:01
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:45:01
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:39:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:45:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:48:02
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:57:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:03:01
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:09:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:57:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:24:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:30:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:33:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:48:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:27:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:03:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:12:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 10:39:01
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 11:54:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:15:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 12:18:01
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:18:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 01:45:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:03:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:09:01
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:42:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 02:48:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:18:02
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:30:01
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 03:45:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:27:01
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 04:36:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:15:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 05:39:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:24:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 06:54:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:09:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:30:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 07:51:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:24:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 08:54:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Apr 25, 2023, 09:39:01
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:27:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:21:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:27:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:00:01
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:03:01
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:39:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:06:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:30:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:36:02
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:39:01
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:54:01
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:00:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:39:01
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:57:01
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:06:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:15:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:57:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:18:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 08:39:01
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:15:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:27:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:48:01
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:30:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:27:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 12:42:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:03:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:09:01
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:15:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 01:30:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 02:48:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:06:02
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:09:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:21:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:51:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 03:57:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:06:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:36:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 04:45:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:27:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 05:54:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:27:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:39:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 06:45:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:36:01
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 07:57:01
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:06:01
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:18:01
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 09:54:01
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:00:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:06:01
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:27:01
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 10:30:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:03:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:18:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:42:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Apr 26, 2023, 11:45:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:12:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:24:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:30:02
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:39:01
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:42:01
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:48:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:54:02
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:15:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:24:01
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:27:01
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:36:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:00:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:06:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:18:01
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:21:02
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:27:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:33:01
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:42:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:51:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:03:02
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:09:01
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:00:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:03:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:12:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:24:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:30:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:33:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:39:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:42:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:45:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:54:02
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:00:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:06:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:12:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:15:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:24:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:30:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:33:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:51:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:57:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:00:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:09:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:12:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:15:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:27:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:30:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:33:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:36:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:48:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:57:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:00:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:06:01
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:09:02
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:12:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:45:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:54:01
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:57:01
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:00:01
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:12:01
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:21:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:36:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:39:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:45:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:51:01
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:09:02
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:15:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:18:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:21:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:24:02
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:27:01
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:30:01
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:48:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:03:01
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:09:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:15:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:27:01
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:39:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:51:01
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:54:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:12:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:36:02
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:51:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:00:01
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:03:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:06:01
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:09:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:15:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:21:01
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:27:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:30:01
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:42:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:45:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:48:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 12:51:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:03:02
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:06:01
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:12:01
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:18:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:24:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:33:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:00:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:30:02
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:33:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:51:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:00:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:09:01
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:18:01
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:06:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:42:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:12:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:24:02
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:30:02
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:36:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:48:01
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:57:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:21:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:45:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:00:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:27:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:39:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:42:01
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:48:02
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:15:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:21:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:42:02
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:51:02
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:03:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:21:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:30:02
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:48:01
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