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Republican lawmakers in Montana eagerly hustled to the wrong side of history and voted to silence the state's first openly transgender representative.
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FactCheck
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:36:02
little
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:09:01
MichelleW
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:48:01
yahooligan
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:18:01
reggie
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:06:01
dapper
Thank you for being there for me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 03:51:01
poopface
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:42:02
Milkman
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:12:01
Milkman
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:03:01
holly
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:45:02
MichelleW
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 10:00:01
yahooligan
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:27:01
patty
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:30:02
pentagon
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 03:15:02
patty
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 04:39:01
MichelleW
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:42:01
peccili
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:27:01
milk4dh
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 07:54:01
peccili
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:30:01
PatMall
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:48:01
PatMall
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:00:01
holly
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 03:21:01
milk4dh
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:39:01
mrdavis
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 05:48:01
idiotboy
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 01:48:01
chesirecat
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:12:01
milk4dh
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:18:01
MichelleW
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:24:02
patty
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:39:01
milk4dh
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 02:48:01
MichelleW
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:06:01
reggie
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 03:21:01
mrdavis
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:03:01
reggie
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:15:02
dapper
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:30:01
sexybrain
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:33:02
snickerdoo
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:36:01
sexybrain
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 04:39:01
patty
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:09:01
thumbsup
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:27:01
chesirecat
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:39:01
snickerdoo
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 05:45:01
DonaldTrump
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:09:01
thumbsup
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:42:02
holly
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:33:01
holly
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:42:01
peccili
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:15:01
FactCheck
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:18:01
patty
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:39:01
chesirecat
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:51:01
DonaldTrump
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 08:57:01
Chrischun
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 09:15:01
holly
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:03:01
dapper
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:39:01
chesirecat
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:45:01
chesirecat
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Apr 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Chrischun
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 12:15:01
doodooface
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 12:24:01
thumbsup
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:06:01
patty
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:09:01
reggie
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:27:01
DannyBoy
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:30:02
yahooligan
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:36:01
mrdavis
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:42:01
dapper
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:45:01
reggie
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 02:03:01
RunRonnieRun
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 02:33:01
sexybrain
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:00:01
milk4dh
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:06:01
milk4dh
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:15:01
idiotboy
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:27:01
doodooface
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:36:02
reggie
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:51:01
FactCheck
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:57:01
little
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:21:01
FactCheck
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:39:01
chesirecat
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:45:02
holly
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:51:01
mrdavis
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:57:01
chesirecat
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:03:01
chesirecat
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:09:01
patty
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:48:01
reggie
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:06:01
little
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:09:01
peccili
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Milkman
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:18:01
FactCheck
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:21:01
thumbsup
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:30:01
holly
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:33:01
pentagon
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:45:01
yahooligan
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:51:01
idiotboy
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:00:01
american
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Chrischun
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:48:01
FactCheck
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:51:01
DonaldTrump
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:42:01
Poppy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:45:02
thumbsup
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 10:57:01
peccili
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:24:01
MichelleW
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:27:01
doodooface
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:30:01
MichelleW
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:42:01
doodooface
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 12:54:01
milk4dh
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:03:01
RunRonnieRun
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 01:51:01
sexybrain
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 02:06:01
thumbsup
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 02:15:01
snickerdoo
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 03:24:01
peccili
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 03:42:01
idiotboy
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:27:01
DannyBoy
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:45:01
american
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 04:48:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:54:01
reggie
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 05:57:01
DannyBoy
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:15:01
Chrischun
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:21:01
yahooligan
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:27:02
crapface
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:30:02
Poppy
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 06:45:01
Chrischun
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:00:01
PatMall
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:06:01
thumbsup
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:36:01
FactCheck
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 07:54:01
yahooligan
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:36:01
FactCheck
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 08:42:01
idiotboy
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:18:01
thumbsup
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:33:01
thumbsup
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:39:01
thumbsup
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 09:51:02
yahooligan
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 10:24:01
mrdavis
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:00:01
idiotboy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:30:01
holly
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Apr 28, 2023, 11:39:01
Poppy
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:03:01
Milkman
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:48:01
pentagon
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:54:01
Poppy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:45:01
chesirecat
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:36:01
PatMall
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:45:01
poopface
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 03:03:01
chesirecat
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 03:27:01
doodooface
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:06:01
milk4dh
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:18:01
little
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:03:01
PatMall
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:09:01
holly
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:21:01
Poppy
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:45:01
reggie
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 07:18:01
thumbsup
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 07:36:01
little
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 08:18:01
american
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 08:39:02
chesirecat
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:00:01
Chrischun
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:27:01
poopface
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:39:01
pentagon
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 10:18:01
FactCheck
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 10:21:01
chesirecat
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 10:54:02
DonaldTrump
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:00:01
Milkman
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:15:01
MichelleW
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:51:01
american
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:00:01
little
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:21:01
MichelleW
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:36:01
yahooligan
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:03:01
patty
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:12:01
idiotboy
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:27:01
DonaldTrump
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:36:01
american
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 01:54:01
milk4dh
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:06:01
MichelleW
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:09:01
thumbsup
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:18:01
peccili
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 02:45:02
mrdavis
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 03:00:01
holly
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 03:21:01
chesirecat
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 04:27:01
Milkman
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 04:54:01
Poppy
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:03:01
MichelleW
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:09:01
poopface
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:15:01
chesirecat
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 05:21:01
milk4dh
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:03:01
poopface
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:09:01
mrdavis
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 06:30:01
dapper
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 07:09:01
little
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 08:39:01
MichelleW
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 08:42:01
Poppy
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 09:51:02
american
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 10:51:01
doodooface
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:00:01
snickerdoo
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:30:01
milk4dh
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:39:01
sexybrain
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:51:02
sexybrain
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Apr 29, 2023, 11:54:01
Chrischun
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 12:06:01
snickerdoo
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 12:36:01
idiotboy
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 12:39:01
MichelleW
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 01:03:02
idiotboy
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 01:39:01
pentagon
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:36:01
dapper
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:39:01
Milkman
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:45:01
yahooligan
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:57:02
RunRonnieRun
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:33:01
Milkman
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:39:01
reggie
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:57:01
holly
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 05:00:01
idiotboy
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 05:24:02
sexybrain
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 06:42:01
little
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 07:18:01
mrdavis
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 07:57:01
thumbsup
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 08:06:01
idiotboy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 09:54:01
Chrischun
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 10:24:01
Milkman
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 10:51:01
doodooface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 12:30:01
chesirecat
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 01:42:01
chesirecat
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:21:01
american
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:33:02
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 02:36:01
Chrischun
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 03:15:01
little
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 03:27:01
idiotboy
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 04:06:01
peccili
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 05:18:02
little
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 06:21:01
crapface
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 06:57:01
sexybrain
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 07:06:01
Milkman
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 07:36:01
sexybrain
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 07:51:01
dapper
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 10:48:01
sexybrain
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 11:36:01
patty
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Apr 30, 2023, 11:51:01

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thumbsup
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
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poopface
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
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RunRonnieRun
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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snickerdoo
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
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Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
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DonaldTrump
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
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peccili
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
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Poppy
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
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