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mrdavis
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:06:01
sexybrain
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:27:01
chesirecat
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:57:01
dapper
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:33:01
crapface
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:48:01
MichelleW
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:15:01
peccili
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
You're an awesome friend.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:27:02
snickerdoo
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:15:01
idiotboy
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
little
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:01
PatMall
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:39:01
chesirecat
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
dapper
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:01
snickerdoo
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:45:01
PatMall
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:01
sexybrain
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:51:01
thumbsup
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:54:01
peccili
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:48:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
chesirecat
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
Poppy
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
little
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:09:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:27:01
reggie
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
chesirecat
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:12:02
Milkman
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:15:02
poopface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
snickerdoo
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:03:01
milk4dh
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:24:02
DannyBoy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:48:01
mrdavis
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:03:01
peccili
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:00:01
Poppy
In politics, guts is all.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
doodooface
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
doodooface
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:33:01
peccili
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
crapface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
crapface
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:48:01
Milkman
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:01
Chrischun
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:00:01
sexybrain
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:12:02
snickerdoo
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:54:01
chesirecat
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
idiotboy
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
chesirecat
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:51:01
Poppy
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
patty
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:27:01
holly
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:51:01
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:15:01
PatMall
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:02
poopface
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
doodooface
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:33:01
sexybrain
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:36:01
peccili
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:39:01
crapface
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 12:51:01
MichelleW
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:12:01
doodooface
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:24:01
Milkman
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:18:01
PatMall
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:48:01
thumbsup
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:21:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:57:01
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:24:01
Chrischun
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:42:01
crapface
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:51:02
mrdavis
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:27:01
milk4dh
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:09:01
dapper
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:15:01
peccili
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
pentagon
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
patty
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:57:01
poopface
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:12:01
holly
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:42:02
holly
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:00:01
MichelleW
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
snickerdoo
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
idiotboy
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:27:01
reggie
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:01
yahooligan
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:02
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:33:01
milk4dh
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:51:01
thumbsup
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:36:01
sexybrain
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
Chrischun
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:45:01
dapper
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:12:01
patty
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:48:01
crapface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
chesirecat
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:30:01
little
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:45:01
mrdavis
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:54:01
reggie
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:30:01
pentagon
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:03:01
Poppy
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:06:01
holly
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:18:01
chesirecat
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:09:01
dapper
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:33:02
little
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:02
dapper
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:57:01
Chrischun
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:03:01
FactCheck
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:01
reggie
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:33:01
FactCheck
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
MichelleW
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:39:01
Poppy
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:45:01
yahooligan
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:48:02
patty
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:33:01
american
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:36:01
pentagon
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:42:01
reggie
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:48:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:09:01
idiotboy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:42:01
snickerdoo
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:27:01
american
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:00:01
dapper
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:09:01
Poppy
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:24:01
PatMall
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
holly
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:00:01
FactCheck
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
Chrischun
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:36:01
Chrischun
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:48:01
mrdavis
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
Poppy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
american
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:12:01
milk4dh
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:15:01
peccili
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:21:01
holly
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:24:02
Milkman
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:33:01
DonaldTrump
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:45:01
holly
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:51:01
dapper
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:06:01
little
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:15:01
yahooligan
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:18:01
poopface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:42:02
doodooface
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:48:01
little
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:57:02
reggie
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
patty
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:09:01
doodooface
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:15:01
Milkman
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
yahooligan
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:24:01
dapper
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:02
PatMall
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:45:01
reggie
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
thumbsup
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
thumbsup
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
idiotboy
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
milk4dh
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
Poppy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:54:01
Poppy
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
little
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:09:01
american
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:18:01
reggie
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
american
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:02
doodooface
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:36:01
Milkman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
thumbsup
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:57:02
holly
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
pentagon
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:06:01
dapper
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:39:01
peccili
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:45:01
Poppy
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
crapface
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:57:01
peccili
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:00:01
doodooface
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
little
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:18:01
poopface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
mrdavis
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:39:01
reggie
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
crapface
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:54:01
holly
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:02
Milkman
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
reggie
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
peccili
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:12:01
poopface
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:02
poopface
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
FactCheck
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:48:01
yahooligan
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:00:01
holly
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:18:02
MichelleW
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:45:01
holly
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:51:01
poopface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
peccili
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:09:01
american
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:12:01
doodooface
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
dapper
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
Poppy
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:33:01
holly
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:01
FactCheck
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:54:01
reggie
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:03:01
holly
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
mrdavis
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
DannyBoy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:21:01
idiotboy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:02
holly
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:30:01
pentagon
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:48:01
reggie
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:51:01
FactCheck
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
milk4dh
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:02
thumbsup
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:21:02
pentagon
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:27:01
PatMall
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:33:01
american
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
dapper
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
sexybrain
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
sexybrain
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:06:02
Milkman
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:18:02
FactCheck
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:27:01
doodooface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
Milkman
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:12:02
MichelleW
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
pentagon
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:39:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
snickerdoo
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:03:01
peccili
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
american
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:27:01
thumbsup
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
crapface
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:01
little
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:00:01
milk4dh
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
poopface
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
FactCheck
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:12:01
Poppy
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
yahooligan
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
reggie
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
mrdavis
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:45:01
snickerdoo
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
FactCheck
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
sexybrain
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:00:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:06:01
crapface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:15:01
sexybrain
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:24:01
milk4dh
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
peccili
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:45:01
holly
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:02
DannyBoy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
idiotboy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:09:01
Chrischun
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:30:01
DonaldTrump
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:33:01
holly
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
Milkman
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:54:01
idiotboy
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
milk4dh
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:27:02
little
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
Poppy
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:01
little
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
american
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
thumbsup
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
Milkman
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:36:01
patty
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:42:01
peccili
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:51:01
patty
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:21:01
reggie
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:02
holly
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
pentagon
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:12:01
reggie
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
Milkman
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:24:01
Poppy
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:33:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:02
peccili
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:51:01
poopface
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:00:01
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:06:01
little
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:15:01
american
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
crapface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:12:01
dapper
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
little
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:42:01
american
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:51:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:54:01
DonaldTrump
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:57:01
yahooligan
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:09:01
yahooligan
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:15:01
PatMall
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:36:01
patty
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
PatMall
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
MichelleW
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:18:01
american
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:02
snickerdoo
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:48:01
sexybrain
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
MichelleW
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:18:02
sexybrain
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:24:01
american
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:30:01
DonaldTrump
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:33:02
pentagon
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:36:01
mrdavis
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:02
chesirecat
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
pentagon
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
PatMall
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
MichelleW
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:24:01
PatMall
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:30:01
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:39:01
PatMall
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:48:01
pentagon
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:03:01
reggie
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
Milkman
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:02
idiotboy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
holly
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:36:02
DonaldTrump
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:45:01
DonaldTrump
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
FactCheck
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
crapface
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:01
mrdavis
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
pentagon
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:03:01
poopface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:02
Chrischun
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:00:01
pentagon
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
little
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:09:01
Poppy
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:12:02
reggie
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
reggie
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:21:01
milk4dh
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:27:01
patty
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:33:01
poopface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:45:01
yahooligan
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:51:02
Poppy
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:00:02
DannyBoy
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
MichelleW
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:18:01
poopface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:21:02
poopface
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
PatMall
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:45:01
milk4dh
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:00:01
little
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:06:01
crapface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
patty
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:30:01
FactCheck
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:01
DannyBoy
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:54:01
DonaldTrump
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:21:02
Milkman
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:30:01
thumbsup
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:36:01
doodooface
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
pentagon
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:54:01
little
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:57:01
mrdavis
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:03:01
poopface
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
patty
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:18:01
idiotboy
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
crapface
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:30:01
Milkman
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
PatMall
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:06:01
peccili
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
PatMall
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:39:01
american
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:45:01
FactCheck
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:48:02
chesirecat
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:54:01
sexybrain
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:06:01
milk4dh
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:09:01
milk4dh
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
thumbsup
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:45:02
dapper
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:01
patty
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
idiotboy
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
FactCheck
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:00:01
peccili
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:02
milk4dh
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
Chrischun
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:12:02
idiotboy
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
peccili
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:21:01
milk4dh
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:45:01
DannyBoy
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:51:01
MichelleW
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:54:01
DannyBoy
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:00:01
MichelleW
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
peccili
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:09:01
peccili
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:01
little
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:24:01
peccili
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
yahooligan
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:57:01
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
american
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:12:01
DonaldTrump
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
patty
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:02
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
patty
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:57:02
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:09:02
snickerdoo
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:12:01
doodooface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:18:01
DonaldTrump
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:21:02
pentagon
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:24:02
american
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:30:01
Poppy
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
american
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:42:01
Milkman
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
thumbsup
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
snickerdoo
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:15:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
FactCheck
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:48:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:54:01
mrdavis
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:24:01
DonaldTrump
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:48:01
Milkman
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:57:01

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Chrischun
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Chrischun | Apr 20, 2024 at 02:06
peccili
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
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reggie
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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little
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A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
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little
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
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