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mrdavis
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:06:01
sexybrain
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:27:01
chesirecat
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:57:01
dapper
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:33:01
crapface
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:48:01
MichelleW
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:15:01
peccili
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
You're an awesome friend.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:27:02
snickerdoo
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:15:01
idiotboy
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
little
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:01
PatMall
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:39:01
chesirecat
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
dapper
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:01
snickerdoo
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:45:01
PatMall
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:01
sexybrain
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:51:01
thumbsup
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:54:01
peccili
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:48:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
chesirecat
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
Poppy
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
little
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:09:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:27:01
reggie
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
chesirecat
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:12:02
Milkman
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:15:02
poopface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
snickerdoo
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:03:01
milk4dh
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:24:02
DannyBoy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:48:01
mrdavis
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:03:01
peccili
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:00:01
Poppy
In politics, guts is all.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
doodooface
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
doodooface
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:33:01
peccili
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
crapface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
crapface
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:48:01
Milkman
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:01
Chrischun
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:00:01
sexybrain
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:12:02
snickerdoo
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:54:01
chesirecat
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
idiotboy
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
chesirecat
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:51:01
Poppy
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
patty
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:27:01
holly
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:51:01
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:15:01
PatMall
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:02
poopface
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
doodooface
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:33:01
sexybrain
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:36:01
peccili
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:39:01
crapface
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 12:51:01
MichelleW
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:12:01
doodooface
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:24:01
Milkman
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:18:01
PatMall
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:48:01
thumbsup
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:21:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:57:01
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:24:01
Chrischun
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:42:01
crapface
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:51:02
mrdavis
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:27:01
milk4dh
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:09:01
dapper
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:15:01
peccili
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
pentagon
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
patty
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:57:01
poopface
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:12:01
holly
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:42:02
holly
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:00:01
MichelleW
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
snickerdoo
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
idiotboy
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:27:01
reggie
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:01
yahooligan
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:02
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:33:01
milk4dh
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:51:01
thumbsup
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:36:01
sexybrain
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
Chrischun
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:45:01
dapper
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:12:01
patty
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:48:01
crapface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
chesirecat
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:30:01
little
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:45:01
mrdavis
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:54:01
reggie
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:30:01
pentagon
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:03:01
Poppy
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:06:01
holly
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:18:01
chesirecat
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:09:01
dapper
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:33:02
little
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:02
dapper
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:57:01
Chrischun
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:03:01
FactCheck
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:01
reggie
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:33:01
FactCheck
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
MichelleW
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:39:01
Poppy
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:45:01
yahooligan
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:48:02
patty
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:33:01
american
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:36:01
pentagon
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:42:01
reggie
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:48:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:09:01
idiotboy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:42:01
snickerdoo
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:27:01
american
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:00:01
dapper
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:09:01
Poppy
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:24:01
PatMall
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
holly
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:00:01
FactCheck
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
Chrischun
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:36:01
Chrischun
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:48:01
mrdavis
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
Poppy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
american
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:12:01
milk4dh
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:15:01
peccili
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:21:01
holly
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:24:02
Milkman
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:33:01
DonaldTrump
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:45:01
holly
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:51:01
dapper
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:06:01
little
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:15:01
yahooligan
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:18:01
poopface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:42:02
doodooface
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:48:01
little
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:57:02
reggie
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
patty
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:09:01
doodooface
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:15:01
Milkman
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
yahooligan
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:24:01
dapper
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:02
PatMall
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:45:01
reggie
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
thumbsup
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
thumbsup
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
idiotboy
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
milk4dh
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
Poppy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:54:01
Poppy
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
little
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:09:01
american
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:18:01
reggie
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
american
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:02
doodooface
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:36:01
Milkman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
thumbsup
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:57:02
holly
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
pentagon
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:06:01
dapper
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:39:01
peccili
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:45:01
Poppy
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
crapface
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:57:01
peccili
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:00:01
doodooface
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
little
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:18:01
poopface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
mrdavis
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:39:01
reggie
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
crapface
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:54:01
holly
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:02
Milkman
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
reggie
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
peccili
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:12:01
poopface
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:02
poopface
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
FactCheck
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:48:01
yahooligan
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:00:01
holly
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:18:02
MichelleW
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:45:01
holly
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:51:01
poopface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
peccili
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:09:01
american
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:12:01
doodooface
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
dapper
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
Poppy
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:33:01
holly
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:01
FactCheck
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:54:01
reggie
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:03:01
holly
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
mrdavis
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
DannyBoy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:21:01
idiotboy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:02
holly
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:30:01
pentagon
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:48:01
reggie
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:51:01
FactCheck
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
milk4dh
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:02
thumbsup
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:21:02
pentagon
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:27:01
PatMall
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:33:01
american
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
dapper
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
sexybrain
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
sexybrain
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:06:02
Milkman
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:18:02
FactCheck
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:27:01
doodooface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
Milkman
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:12:02
MichelleW
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
pentagon
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:39:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
snickerdoo
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:03:01
peccili
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
american
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:27:01
thumbsup
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
crapface
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:01
little
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:00:01
milk4dh
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
poopface
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
FactCheck
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:12:01
Poppy
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
yahooligan
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
reggie
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
mrdavis
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:45:01
snickerdoo
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
FactCheck
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
sexybrain
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:00:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:06:01
crapface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:15:01
sexybrain
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:24:01
milk4dh
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
peccili
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:45:01
holly
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:02
DannyBoy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
idiotboy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:09:01
Chrischun
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:30:01
DonaldTrump
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:33:01
holly
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
Milkman
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:54:01
idiotboy
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
milk4dh
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:27:02
little
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
Poppy
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:01
little
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
american
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
thumbsup
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
Milkman
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:36:01
patty
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:42:01
peccili
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:51:01
patty
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:21:01
reggie
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:02
holly
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
pentagon
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:12:01
reggie
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
Milkman
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:24:01
Poppy
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:33:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:02
peccili
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:51:01
poopface
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:00:01
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:06:01
little
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:15:01
american
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
crapface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:12:01
dapper
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
little
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:42:01
american
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:51:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:54:01
DonaldTrump
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:57:01
yahooligan
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:09:01
yahooligan
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:15:01
PatMall
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:36:01
patty
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
PatMall
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
MichelleW
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:18:01
american
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:02
snickerdoo
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:48:01
sexybrain
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
MichelleW
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:18:02
sexybrain
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:24:01
american
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:30:01
DonaldTrump
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:33:02
pentagon
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:36:01
mrdavis
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:02
chesirecat
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
pentagon
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
PatMall
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
MichelleW
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:24:01
PatMall
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:30:01
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:39:01
PatMall
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:48:01
pentagon
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:03:01
reggie
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
Milkman
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:02
idiotboy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
holly
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:36:02
DonaldTrump
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:45:01
DonaldTrump
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
FactCheck
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
crapface
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:01
mrdavis
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
pentagon
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:03:01
poopface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:02
Chrischun
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:00:01
pentagon
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
little
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:09:01
Poppy
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:12:02
reggie
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
reggie
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:21:01
milk4dh
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:27:01
patty
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:33:01
poopface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:45:01
yahooligan
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:51:02
Poppy
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:00:02
DannyBoy
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
MichelleW
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:18:01
poopface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:21:02
poopface
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
PatMall
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:45:01
milk4dh
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:00:01
little
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:06:01
crapface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
patty
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:30:01
FactCheck
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:01
DannyBoy
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:54:01
DonaldTrump
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:21:02
Milkman
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:30:01
thumbsup
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:36:01
doodooface
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
pentagon
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:54:01
little
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:57:01
mrdavis
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:03:01
poopface
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
patty
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:18:01
idiotboy
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
crapface
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:30:01
Milkman
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
PatMall
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:06:01
peccili
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
PatMall
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:39:01
american
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:45:01
FactCheck
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:48:02
chesirecat
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:54:01
sexybrain
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:06:01
milk4dh
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:09:01
milk4dh
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
thumbsup
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:45:02
dapper
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:01
patty
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
idiotboy
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
FactCheck
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:00:01
peccili
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:02
milk4dh
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
Chrischun
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:12:02
idiotboy
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
peccili
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:21:01
milk4dh
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:45:01
DannyBoy
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:51:01
MichelleW
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:54:01
DannyBoy
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:00:01
MichelleW
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
peccili
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:09:01
peccili
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:01
little
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:24:01
peccili
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
yahooligan
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:57:01
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
american
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:12:01
DonaldTrump
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
patty
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:02
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
patty
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:57:02
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:09:02
snickerdoo
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:12:01
doodooface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:18:01
DonaldTrump
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:21:02
pentagon
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:24:02
american
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:30:01
Poppy
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
american
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:42:01
Milkman
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
thumbsup
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
snickerdoo
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:15:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
FactCheck
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:48:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:54:01
mrdavis
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:24:01
DonaldTrump
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:48:01
Milkman
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 7 Months ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:57:01

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PatMall
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
PatMall | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:45
Milkman
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
Milkman | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:39
MichelleW
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
MichelleW | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:36
DannyBoy
Where's the beef?
DannyBoy | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:30
DannyBoy
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
DannyBoy | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:27
holly
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
holly | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:21
DannyBoy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
DannyBoy | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:15
PatMall
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
PatMall | Dec 1, 2023 at 01:09
mrdavis
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
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