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mrdavis
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:06:01
sexybrain
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:27:01
chesirecat
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:57:01
dapper
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:33:01
crapface
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:48:01
MichelleW
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:15:01
peccili
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
You're an awesome friend.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:27:02
snickerdoo
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:15:01
idiotboy
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
little
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:01
PatMall
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:39:01
chesirecat
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
dapper
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:01
snickerdoo
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:45:01
PatMall
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:01
sexybrain
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:51:01
thumbsup
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:54:01
peccili
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:48:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
chesirecat
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:36:01
Poppy
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
little
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:09:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:27:01
reggie
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
DannyBoy
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
chesirecat
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:12:02
Milkman
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:15:02
poopface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
snickerdoo
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:03:01
milk4dh
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:24:02
DannyBoy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:48:01
mrdavis
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:03:01
peccili
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:00:01
Poppy
In politics, guts is all.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
doodooface
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
doodooface
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:33:01
peccili
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
crapface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
crapface
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:48:01
Milkman
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:01
Chrischun
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:00:01
sexybrain
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:12:02
snickerdoo
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:54:01
chesirecat
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
idiotboy
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
chesirecat
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:51:01
Poppy
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:57:01
patty
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:27:01
holly
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:51:01
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:15:01
PatMall
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:54:02
poopface
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
doodooface
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:33:01
sexybrain
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:36:01
peccili
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:39:01
crapface
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 12:51:01
MichelleW
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:12:01
doodooface
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 01:24:01
Milkman
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:18:01
PatMall
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 02:48:01
thumbsup
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:21:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 03:57:01
peccili
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:24:01
Chrischun
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:42:01
crapface
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 05:51:02
mrdavis
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 06:27:01
milk4dh
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:09:01
dapper
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 08:15:01
peccili
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:24:01
pentagon
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:12:01
patty
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, May 2, 2023, 11:57:01
poopface
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:12:01
holly
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:42:02
holly
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:51:01
DannyBoy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:00:01
MichelleW
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
snickerdoo
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
idiotboy
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:27:01
reggie
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:01
yahooligan
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:02
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:33:01
milk4dh
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:51:01
thumbsup
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:36:01
sexybrain
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
Chrischun
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:45:01
dapper
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:12:01
patty
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 05:48:01
crapface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
chesirecat
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:30:01
little
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:45:01
mrdavis
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:54:01
reggie
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:30:01
pentagon
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:03:01
Poppy
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:06:01
holly
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 10:18:01
chesirecat
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:09:01
dapper
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:33:02
little
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:36:02
dapper
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 01:57:01
Chrischun
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:03:01
FactCheck
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 02:27:01
reggie
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 03:33:01
FactCheck
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 04:39:01
MichelleW
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:39:01
Poppy
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:45:01
yahooligan
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:48:02
patty
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:33:01
american
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 07:36:01
pentagon
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:42:01
reggie
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 08:48:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:09:01
idiotboy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 09:42:01
snickerdoo
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, May 3, 2023, 11:27:01
american
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:00:01
dapper
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:09:01
Poppy
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:24:01
PatMall
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:33:01
holly
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:00:01
FactCheck
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
Chrischun
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:36:01
Chrischun
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:48:01
mrdavis
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
Poppy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
american
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:12:01
milk4dh
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:15:01
peccili
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:21:01
holly
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:24:02
Milkman
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:33:01
DonaldTrump
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:45:01
holly
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:51:01
dapper
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:06:01
little
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:15:01
yahooligan
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:18:01
poopface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:42:02
doodooface
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:48:01
little
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:57:02
reggie
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:00:01
patty
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:09:01
doodooface
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:15:01
Milkman
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
yahooligan
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:24:01
dapper
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:02
PatMall
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:45:01
reggie
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:54:01
poopface
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
thumbsup
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
thumbsup
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
idiotboy
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
milk4dh
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
Poppy
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:54:01
Poppy
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
little
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:09:01
american
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:18:01
reggie
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
american
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:02
doodooface
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:36:01
Milkman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
thumbsup
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:57:02
holly
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
pentagon
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:06:01
dapper
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:39:01
peccili
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:45:01
Poppy
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
crapface
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:57:01
peccili
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:00:01
doodooface
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
little
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:18:01
poopface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
mrdavis
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:39:01
reggie
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:42:01
crapface
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:54:01
holly
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:02
Milkman
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
reggie
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
peccili
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:12:01
poopface
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:02
poopface
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
FactCheck
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:48:01
yahooligan
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:00:01
holly
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:18:02
MichelleW
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:45:01
holly
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:51:01
poopface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
peccili
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:09:01
american
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:12:01
doodooface
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:15:02
dapper
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
Poppy
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:33:01
holly
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:01
FactCheck
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:54:01
reggie
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:03:01
holly
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:12:01
mrdavis
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:18:01
DannyBoy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:21:01
idiotboy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:27:02
holly
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:30:01
pentagon
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:48:01
reggie
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:51:01
FactCheck
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 12:57:01
milk4dh
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:06:02
thumbsup
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:21:02
pentagon
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:27:01
PatMall
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:33:01
american
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:42:01
dapper
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:54:01
sexybrain
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 01:57:01
sexybrain
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:06:02
Milkman
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:18:02
FactCheck
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:27:01
doodooface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:36:01
Milkman
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:12:02
MichelleW
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:36:01
pentagon
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:39:01
Milkman
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:51:01
snickerdoo
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:03:01
peccili
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:21:01
american
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:27:01
thumbsup
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:30:01
crapface
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 04:36:01
little
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:00:01
milk4dh
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:03:01
poopface
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:06:01
FactCheck
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:12:01
Poppy
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:21:01
yahooligan
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:30:01
reggie
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:42:01
mrdavis
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:45:01
snickerdoo
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:51:02
FactCheck
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 05:57:01
sexybrain
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:00:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:06:01
crapface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:15:01
sexybrain
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:24:01
milk4dh
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:39:01
peccili
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:45:01
holly
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 06:51:02
DannyBoy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:03:01
idiotboy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:09:01
Chrischun
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:30:01
DonaldTrump
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:33:01
holly
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:51:01
Milkman
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 07:54:01
idiotboy
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:06:01
milk4dh
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:27:02
little
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:36:01
Poppy
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:00:01
little
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:06:01
american
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:15:01
thumbsup
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:30:02
Milkman
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:36:01
patty
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:42:01
peccili
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 09:51:01
patty
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:21:01
reggie
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:36:02
holly
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, May 4, 2023, 11:57:01
pentagon
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:12:01
reggie
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
Milkman
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:24:01
Poppy
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:33:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:02
peccili
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:51:01
poopface
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:00:01
crapface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:06:01
little
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:15:01
american
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:48:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
crapface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:12:01
dapper
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
little
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:42:01
american
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:51:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:54:01
DonaldTrump
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:57:01
yahooligan
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:09:01
yahooligan
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:15:01
PatMall
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:36:01
patty
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
PatMall
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
MichelleW
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:18:01
american
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:02
snickerdoo
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:48:01
sexybrain
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:09:01
MichelleW
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:18:02
sexybrain
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:24:01
american
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:30:01
DonaldTrump
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:33:02
pentagon
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:36:01
mrdavis
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:02
chesirecat
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
pentagon
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
PatMall
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:48:01
MichelleW
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
snickerdoo
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:24:01
PatMall
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:30:01
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:39:01
PatMall
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:48:01
pentagon
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:03:01
reggie
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
Milkman
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:02
idiotboy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
holly
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:36:02
DonaldTrump
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:45:01
DonaldTrump
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
FactCheck
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
crapface
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:36:01
mrdavis
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:01
mrdavis
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
pentagon
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:03:01
poopface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:02
Chrischun
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:00:01
pentagon
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
little
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:09:01
Poppy
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:12:02
reggie
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
reggie
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:21:01
milk4dh
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:27:01
patty
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:33:01
poopface
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:45:01
yahooligan
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:51:02
Poppy
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:00:02
DannyBoy
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
MichelleW
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:18:01
poopface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:21:02
poopface
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
PatMall
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:45:01
milk4dh
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:00:01
little
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:06:01
crapface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:21:01
patty
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:30:01
FactCheck
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:39:01
DannyBoy
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 12:54:01
DonaldTrump
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:21:02
Milkman
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:30:01
thumbsup
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:36:01
doodooface
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:42:01
pentagon
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:54:01
little
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 01:57:01
mrdavis
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:03:01
poopface
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:15:01
patty
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:18:01
idiotboy
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:21:01
crapface
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:30:01
Milkman
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 02:45:01
PatMall
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:06:01
peccili
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:27:01
PatMall
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:39:01
american
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:45:01
FactCheck
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:48:02
chesirecat
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 03:54:01
sexybrain
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:06:01
milk4dh
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:09:01
milk4dh
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:42:01
thumbsup
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:45:02
dapper
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:39:01
patty
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:42:01
idiotboy
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 05:45:01
FactCheck
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:00:01
peccili
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:03:02
milk4dh
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:09:01
Chrischun
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:12:02
idiotboy
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:15:01
peccili
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:21:01
milk4dh
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:45:01
DannyBoy
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:51:01
MichelleW
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 06:54:01
DannyBoy
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:00:01
MichelleW
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:06:01
peccili
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:09:01
peccili
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:15:01
little
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:24:01
peccili
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:39:01
yahooligan
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 07:57:01
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:09:01
american
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:12:01
DonaldTrump
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:15:01
DonaldTrump
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:24:01
patty
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:39:02
doodooface
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:54:01
patty
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 08:57:02
MichelleW
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:09:02
snickerdoo
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:12:01
doodooface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:18:01
DonaldTrump
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:21:02
pentagon
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:24:02
american
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:30:01
Poppy
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:33:01
american
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 09:42:01
Milkman
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:03:01
thumbsup
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:06:01
snickerdoo
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:15:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:18:01
FactCheck
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:48:01
doodooface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:54:01
mrdavis
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:06:01
chesirecat
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:24:01
DonaldTrump
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:42:01
DannyBoy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:48:01
Milkman
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, May 5, 2023, 11:57:01

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snickerdoo
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
snickerdoo | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:39
DannyBoy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
DannyBoy | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:30
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
crapface | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:24
mrdavis
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
mrdavis | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:21
mrdavis
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
mrdavis | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:15
patty
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
patty | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:09
yahooligan
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
yahooligan | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:06
crapface
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
crapface | Jun 2, 2023 at 12:48
holly
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
holly | Jun 2, 2023 at 12:42
FactCheck
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
FactCheck | Jun 2, 2023 at 12:30