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King Charles III and Camilla, the queen consort, have arrived in a motorcade at Buckingham Palace ahead of their coronation. Charles and Camilla were seen waving at the crowds from within their Bentley. The couple are expected to depart from the palace ...
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Milkman
You're one of a kind!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
crapface
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
peccili
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:00:01
dapper
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:45:01
PatMall
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:30:01
DonaldTrump
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
mrdavis
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
dapper
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:48:02
PatMall
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:03:01
reggie
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
american
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:39:01
crapface
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:36:02
reggie
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:09:01
milk4dh
*this
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:03:01
DannyBoy
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:57:01
crapface
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:39:01
sexybrain
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:02
MichelleW
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
doodooface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
DonaldTrump
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:15:02
holly
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:48:01
FactCheck
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:02
PatMall
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:54:01
american
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:57:01
pentagon
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:18:01
crapface
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:45:01
little
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Milkman
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
doodooface
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:57:01
reggie
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
american
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:24:01
Chrischun
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:02
Milkman
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
Poppy
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:01
MichelleW
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:01
american
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:01
american
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:30:01
PatMall
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
little
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:42:01
sexybrain
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:54:01
pentagon
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
MichelleW
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
Milkman
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:24:01
chesirecat
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:42:01
reggie
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:45:01
poopface
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:01
FactCheck
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:01
PatMall
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
doodooface
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
reggie
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:39:01
idiotboy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
doodooface
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
RunRonnieRun
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:57:01
milk4dh
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
little
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
holly
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:21:01
sexybrain
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
thumbsup
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:42:01
dapper
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
PatMall
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:15:01
DonaldTrump
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:18:02
dapper
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
pentagon
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:30:02
DannyBoy
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:33:01
Milkman
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
poopface
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:54:01
milk4dh
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:00:01
PatMall
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:06:01
peccili
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
patty
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:18:01
peccili
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
doodooface
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:45:01
mrdavis
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:02
pentagon
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:54:01
peccili
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
idiotboy
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:01
yahooligan
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:15:01
peccili
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
reggie
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:36:01
yahooligan
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
DonaldTrump
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
DannyBoy
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:51:01
little
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
thumbsup
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:00:01
patty
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:03:01
patty
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:30:01
milk4dh
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:36:01
patty
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:42:01
PatMall
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:45:01
PatMall
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:48:01
crapface
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:06:01
holly
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:21:01
peccili
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:30:01
poopface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:36:01
DannyBoy
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:39:01
poopface
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:42:01
milk4dh
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:45:01
milk4dh
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:51:01
crapface
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:27:01
FactCheck
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:36:01
reggie
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:42:01
idiotboy
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:00:01
DonaldTrump
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:03:01
Poppy
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:06:01
idiotboy
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:09:01
milk4dh
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:12:01
MichelleW
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:15:01
american
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:21:01
Poppy
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:27:01
pentagon
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
mrdavis
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
Chrischun
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:09:01
idiotboy
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:18:01
MichelleW
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:21:01
milk4dh
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:24:01
yahooligan
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:01
doodooface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:30:02
milk4dh
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:33:01
Poppy
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:39:01
doodooface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Poppy
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
dapper
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:02
RunRonnieRun
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:54:01
dapper
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
reggie
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:09:01
chesirecat
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:02
DannyBoy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:24:01
little
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:02
mrdavis
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
thumbsup
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
american
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
sexybrain
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:57:01
poopface
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Milkman
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:06:01
sexybrain
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:27:01
american
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:33:01
snickerdoo
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:02
little
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
little
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:57:01
idiotboy
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:03:01
doodooface
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:18:01
Poppy
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:02
peccili
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
Milkman
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:27:01
PatMall
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
crapface
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
idiotboy
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
dapper
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:02
patty
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:21:01
little
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:51:01
little
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:21:01
pentagon
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:27:02
MichelleW
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:33:01
milk4dh
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:36:01
Milkman
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:01
idiotboy
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:57:01
DonaldTrump
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
Milkman
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
reggie
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:15:01
Poppy
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:21:01
sexybrain
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:39:01
pentagon
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:09:01
patty
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:21:01
Milkman
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
thumbsup
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:51:01
PatMall
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
sexybrain
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:18:01
doodooface
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
MichelleW
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:45:01
Chrischun
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:48:01
yahooligan
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:54:01
pentagon
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:01
Poppy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:36:01
Poppy
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:39:01
doodooface
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:45:02
idiotboy
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
little
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:54:01
DonaldTrump
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:02
reggie
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:39:01
Poppy
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
thumbsup
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:54:01
MichelleW
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:06:01
little
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
american
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:21:01
mrdavis
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:33:01
yahooligan
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:51:01
RunRonnieRun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:21:01
MichelleW
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
peccili
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:57:01
yahooligan
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:12:01
FactCheck
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:21:02
doodooface
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:57:01
patty
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:03:01
idiotboy
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
DonaldTrump
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:54:01
snickerdoo
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
pentagon
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:27:01
poopface
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
mrdavis
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
idiotboy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:00:02
reggie
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:18:01
snickerdoo
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:24:01
PatMall
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:33:02
patty
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
sexybrain
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:15:02
patty
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:18:01
Poppy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:02
crapface
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:48:01
crapface
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:12:01
milk4dh
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
holly
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
poopface
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:02
DannyBoy
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:15:01
doodooface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:39:01
mrdavis
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:01
Poppy
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:48:01
yahooligan
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
Chrischun
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:30:01
idiotboy
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:45:01
crapface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
chesirecat
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:51:01
crapface
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:51:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:54:01
milk4dh
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:24:02
yahooligan
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:27:01
crapface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:03:01
american
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:09:01
doodooface
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:18:01
mrdavis
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:51:01
pentagon
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:12:01
little
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:54:01
yahooligan
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:09:01
MichelleW
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:24:01
DannyBoy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:36:01
milk4dh
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
sexybrain
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:01
Poppy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:42:01
sexybrain
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:54:01
yahooligan
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:57:01
pentagon
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:51:01
FactCheck
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
peccili
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:45:01
sexybrain
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:18:01
reggie
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:36:01
Milkman
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:01
little
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:57:01
thumbsup
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
mrdavis
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:54:01
dapper
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:02
peccili
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:21:01
sexybrain
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
dapper
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:02
crapface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:48:01
Poppy
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:18:01
american
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
american
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:00:02
doodooface
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:21:01
PatMall
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:36:01
MichelleW
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:30:02
dapper
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:36:01
peccili
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:42:01
sexybrain
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:30:01
thumbsup
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:00:01
holly
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:39:01
little
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:42:01
american
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:33:01
idiotboy
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:33:01
idiotboy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:39:02
dapper
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:45:01
yahooligan
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:06:01
patty
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
dapper
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:48:01

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thumbsup
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a...
thumbsup | Jun 2, 2023 at 02:24
peccili
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a...
peccili | Jun 2, 2023 at 02:18
crapface
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
crapface | Jun 2, 2023 at 02:00
reggie
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
reggie | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:51
snickerdoo
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
snickerdoo | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:39
DannyBoy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
DannyBoy | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:30
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
crapface | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:24
mrdavis
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
mrdavis | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:21
mrdavis
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
mrdavis | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:15
patty
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
patty | Jun 2, 2023 at 01:09