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King Charles III and Camilla, the queen consort, have arrived in a motorcade at Buckingham Palace ahead of their coronation. Charles and Camilla were seen waving at the crowds from within their Bentley. The couple are expected to depart from the palace ...
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Milkman
You're one of a kind!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
crapface
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
peccili
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:00:01
dapper
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:45:01
PatMall
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:30:01
DonaldTrump
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
mrdavis
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
dapper
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:48:02
PatMall
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:03:01
reggie
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
american
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:39:01
crapface
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:36:02
reggie
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:09:01
milk4dh
*this
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:03:01
DannyBoy
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:57:01
crapface
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:39:01
sexybrain
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:02
MichelleW
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
doodooface
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
DonaldTrump
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:15:02
holly
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:48:01
FactCheck
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:02
PatMall
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:54:01
american
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:57:01
pentagon
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:18:01
crapface
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:45:01
little
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Milkman
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
doodooface
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:57:01
reggie
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
american
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:24:01
Chrischun
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:02
Milkman
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
Poppy
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:01
MichelleW
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:01
american
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:01
american
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:30:01
PatMall
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
little
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:42:01
sexybrain
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:54:01
pentagon
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
MichelleW
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
Milkman
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:24:01
chesirecat
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:42:01
reggie
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:45:01
poopface
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:01
FactCheck
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:01
PatMall
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
doodooface
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
reggie
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:39:01
idiotboy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
doodooface
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
RunRonnieRun
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:57:01
milk4dh
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
little
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
holly
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:21:01
sexybrain
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
thumbsup
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:42:01
dapper
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
PatMall
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:15:01
DonaldTrump
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:18:02
dapper
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
pentagon
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:30:02
DannyBoy
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:33:01
Milkman
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
poopface
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:54:01
milk4dh
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:00:01
PatMall
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:06:01
peccili
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
patty
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:18:01
peccili
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
doodooface
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:45:01
mrdavis
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:02
pentagon
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:54:01
peccili
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
idiotboy
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:01
yahooligan
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:15:01
peccili
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
reggie
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:36:01
yahooligan
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
DonaldTrump
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
DannyBoy
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:51:01
little
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
thumbsup
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:00:01
patty
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:03:01
patty
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:30:01
milk4dh
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:36:01
patty
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:42:01
PatMall
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:45:01
PatMall
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:48:01
crapface
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:06:01
holly
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:21:01
peccili
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:30:01
poopface
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:36:01
DannyBoy
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:39:01
poopface
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:42:01
milk4dh
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:45:01
milk4dh
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:51:01
crapface
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:27:01
FactCheck
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:36:01
reggie
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:42:01
idiotboy
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:00:01
DonaldTrump
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:03:01
Poppy
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:06:01
idiotboy
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:09:01
milk4dh
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:12:01
MichelleW
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:15:01
american
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:21:01
Poppy
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:27:01
pentagon
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
mrdavis
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
Chrischun
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:09:01
idiotboy
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:18:01
MichelleW
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:21:01
milk4dh
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:24:01
yahooligan
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:01
doodooface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:30:02
milk4dh
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:33:01
Poppy
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:39:01
doodooface
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Poppy
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
dapper
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:02
RunRonnieRun
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:54:01
dapper
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
reggie
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:09:01
chesirecat
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:02
DannyBoy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:24:01
little
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:02
mrdavis
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
thumbsup
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
american
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
sexybrain
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:57:01
poopface
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Milkman
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:06:01
sexybrain
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:27:01
american
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:33:01
snickerdoo
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:02
little
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
little
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:57:01
idiotboy
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:03:01
doodooface
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:18:01
Poppy
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:02
peccili
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
Milkman
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:27:01
PatMall
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
crapface
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
idiotboy
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
dapper
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:02
patty
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:21:01
little
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:51:01
little
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:21:01
pentagon
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:27:02
MichelleW
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:33:01
milk4dh
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:36:01
Milkman
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:01
idiotboy
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:57:01
DonaldTrump
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
Milkman
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
reggie
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:15:01
Poppy
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:21:01
sexybrain
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:39:01
pentagon
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:09:01
patty
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:21:01
Milkman
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
thumbsup
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:51:01
PatMall
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
sexybrain
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:18:01
doodooface
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
MichelleW
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:45:01
Chrischun
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:48:01
yahooligan
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:54:01
pentagon
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:24:01
DonaldTrump
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:01
Poppy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:36:01
Poppy
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:39:01
doodooface
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:45:02
idiotboy
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
little
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:54:01
DonaldTrump
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:02
reggie
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:39:01
Poppy
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
thumbsup
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:54:01
MichelleW
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:06:01
little
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
american
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:21:01
mrdavis
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:33:01
yahooligan
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:51:01
RunRonnieRun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:21:01
MichelleW
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
peccili
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:57:01
yahooligan
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:12:01
FactCheck
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:21:02
doodooface
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:57:01
patty
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:03:01
idiotboy
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
DonaldTrump
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:54:01
snickerdoo
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
pentagon
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:27:01
poopface
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
mrdavis
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
idiotboy
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:00:02
reggie
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:18:01
snickerdoo
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:24:01
PatMall
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:33:02
patty
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
sexybrain
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:15:02
patty
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:18:01
Poppy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:02
crapface
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:48:01
crapface
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:12:01
milk4dh
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
holly
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
poopface
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:02
DannyBoy
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:15:01
doodooface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:39:01
mrdavis
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:01
Poppy
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:48:01
yahooligan
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
Chrischun
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:30:01
idiotboy
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:45:01
crapface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
chesirecat
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:51:01
crapface
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:51:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:54:01
milk4dh
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:24:02
yahooligan
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:27:01
crapface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:03:01
american
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:09:01
doodooface
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:18:01
mrdavis
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:51:01
pentagon
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:12:01
little
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:54:01
yahooligan
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:09:01
MichelleW
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:24:01
DannyBoy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:36:01
milk4dh
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
sexybrain
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:01
Poppy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:27:01
DonaldTrump
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:42:01
sexybrain
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:54:01
yahooligan
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:57:01
pentagon
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:51:01
FactCheck
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
peccili
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:45:01
sexybrain
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:18:01
reggie
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:36:01
Milkman
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:01
little
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:57:01
thumbsup
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
mrdavis
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:54:01
dapper
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:02
peccili
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:21:01
sexybrain
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
dapper
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:02
crapface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:48:01
Poppy
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:18:01
american
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
american
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:00:02
doodooface
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:21:01
PatMall
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:36:01
MichelleW
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:30:02
dapper
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:36:01
peccili
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:42:01
sexybrain
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:30:01
thumbsup
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:00:01
holly
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:39:01
little
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:42:01
american
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:33:01
idiotboy
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:33:01
idiotboy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:39:02
dapper
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:45:01
yahooligan
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:06:01
patty
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
dapper
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:48:01

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