King Charles III and Camilla, the queen consort, have arrived in a motorcade at Buckingham Palace ahead of their coronation. Charles and Camilla were seen waving at the crowds from within their Bentley. The couple are expected to depart from the palace ...
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submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:12:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:45:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:30:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:48:02
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:03:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:39:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:36:02
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:09:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:57:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:39:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:18:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:02
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:15:02
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:57:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:48:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:02
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:54:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:57:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:18:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:45:01
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:57:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:02
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:01
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:30:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:42:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:54:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:24:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:30:01
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:45:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:01
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:39:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:57:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
Being around you makes everything better!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:42:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:12:01
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:15:01
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:18:02
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:30:02
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:33:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:00:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:09:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:18:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:45:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:02
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:54:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:01
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:15:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:00:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:03:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:21:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:27:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:30:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:36:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:03:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:06:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:21:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:30:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:36:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:39:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:42:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:45:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:51:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:00:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:24:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:27:01
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:36:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:42:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:48:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:57:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:00:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:03:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:09:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:12:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:21:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:27:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:09:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:18:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:21:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:30:02
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:33:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:36:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:39:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:02
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:54:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:09:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:02
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:24:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:02
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:39:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:57:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:06:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:27:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:33:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:02
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:57:01
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:03:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:18:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:27:01
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:02
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:45:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:21:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:33:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:36:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:57:01
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:00:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:15:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:39:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:09:01
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:51:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:18:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:27:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:39:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:45:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:48:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:54:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:24:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:39:01
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:54:01
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:02
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:39:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:54:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:00:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:06:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:21:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:33:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:21:01
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:57:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:12:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:24:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:57:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:03:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:18:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:48:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:27:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:30:01
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:00:02
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:24:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:33:02
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:15:02
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:18:01
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:02
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:48:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:12:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:02
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:15:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:21:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:39:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:48:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:18:02
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:30:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:51:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:51:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:00:01
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:24:02
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:27:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:03:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:09:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:18:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:51:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:09:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:12:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:54:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:57:01
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:09:01
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:24:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:36:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:54:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:27:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:42:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:57:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:09:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:51:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:18:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:45:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:06:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:45:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:57:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:54:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:39:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:21:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:02
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:33:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:48:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:18:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:21:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:36:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:27:01
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:30:02
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:36:01
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:48:01
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:30:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:00:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:39:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:42:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:33:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:33:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:39:02
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:45:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:06:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:21:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:42:01
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:27:01
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:48:01
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