King Charles III and Camilla, the queen consort, have arrived in a motorcade at Buckingham Palace ahead of their coronation. Charles and Camilla were seen waving at the crowds from within their Bentley. The couple are expected to depart from the palace ...
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submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:12:01
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:00:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:45:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:30:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:48:02
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:03:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:39:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:36:02
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:09:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:57:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:39:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:18:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:02
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:06:01
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:15:02
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:57:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:48:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:02
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:54:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:57:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:18:01
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:45:01
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:57:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:12:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:02
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:03:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:01
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:30:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:33:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:42:01
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:54:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:18:01
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:24:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:30:01
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:45:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:21:01
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:39:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:57:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:18:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
Being around you makes everything better!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:42:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:12:01
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:15:01
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:18:02
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:30:02
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:33:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:00:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:09:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:18:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:45:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:02
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:54:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:01
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:15:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:00:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:03:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:21:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:27:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:30:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 12:36:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:03:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:06:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:21:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:30:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:36:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:39:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:42:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:45:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 01:51:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:00:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:24:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:27:01
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:36:01
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:42:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:48:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 02:57:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:00:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:03:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:09:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:12:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:21:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:27:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:48:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 03:51:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:09:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:18:01
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:21:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:27:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:30:02
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:33:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:36:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:39:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:45:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:48:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:51:02
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 04:54:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:06:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:09:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:18:02
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:24:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:27:02
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:36:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:39:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:45:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:51:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 05:57:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:00:01
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:06:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:27:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:33:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:48:02
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:54:01
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 06:57:01
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:03:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:09:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:18:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:24:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:27:01
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:33:01
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:45:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:48:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 07:54:02
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:45:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:03:01
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:12:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:21:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:33:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:36:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:48:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:57:01
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:03:01
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:21:01
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:57:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:00:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:15:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:39:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:09:01
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:51:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:18:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:24:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:27:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:39:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:45:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:48:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:54:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:24:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:39:01
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:54:01
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:02
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:39:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:45:01
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:54:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:00:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:06:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:21:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:33:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:21:01
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:57:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:12:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:24:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:57:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:03:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:18:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:48:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:27:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:30:01
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:45:01
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:00:02
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:24:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:33:02
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:15:02
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:18:01
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:30:02
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:48:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:12:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:02
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:15:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:21:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:39:01
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:48:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:18:02
Politics have no relation to morals.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:27:01
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:30:01
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:48:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:51:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:51:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:00:01
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:24:02
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:27:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:03:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:09:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:18:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:51:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:09:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:12:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:54:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:57:01
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:09:01
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:24:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:36:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:54:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:27:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:42:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:57:01
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:09:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:51:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:27:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:18:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:45:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:06:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:45:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:54:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:57:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:54:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:39:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:21:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:39:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:57:02
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:33:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:48:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:18:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:21:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 5 Months ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:36:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:27:01
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:30:02
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:36:01
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:48:01
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:30:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:00:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:39:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:42:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:33:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:33:01
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:39:02
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:45:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:06:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:21:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:42:01
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:27:01
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:48:01
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