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milk4dh
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
little
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
DonaldTrump
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
pentagon
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:39:01
sexybrain
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:42:01
doodooface
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
little
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:09:01
dapper
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:09:01
sexybrain
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:18:01
MichelleW
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:36:01
patty
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:54:01
yahooligan
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:42:01
peccili
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:30:01
yahooligan
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:00:01
PatMall
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:51:01
pentagon
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:48:01
reggie
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:21:01
dapper
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:03:02
chesirecat
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:15:01
little
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
yahooligan
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
doodooface
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:51:01
chesirecat
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:54:01
Poppy
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
dapper
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:06:01
thumbsup
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
chesirecat
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:57:01
sexybrain
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:06:01
dapper
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:24:01
Poppy
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
yahooligan
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:39:02
DannyBoy
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:00:01
FactCheck
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:06:01
mrdavis
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:02
MichelleW
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:36:01
sexybrain
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:54:01
little
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:36:01
yahooligan
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:51:01
idiotboy
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:57:01
pentagon
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:00:02
crapface
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:18:01
holly
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:21:01
chesirecat
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:42:01
holly
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:02
RunRonnieRun
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
Poppy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:06:01
doodooface
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:45:01
american
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:48:01
little
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:00:01
dapper
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:09:01
sexybrain
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:21:01
pentagon
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:30:01
crapface
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:06:01
Milkman
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:51:01
american
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:54:01
Milkman
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:18:01
yahooligan
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:24:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
snickerdoo
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:33:02
milk4dh
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:42:01
DonaldTrump
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:48:02
chesirecat
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:00:01
little
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:09:01
PatMall
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:15:01
patty
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:18:01
peccili
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:27:01
Poppy
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:36:02
crapface
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:57:01
poopface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:01
little
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:09:01
patty
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:02
patty
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:54:01
Poppy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:15:01
doodooface
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:27:02
reggie
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:30:01
crapface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:33:01
FactCheck
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:00:01
crapface
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:39:01
DonaldTrump
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:42:01
reggie
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:48:01
thumbsup
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:54:02
peccili
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:00:01
thumbsup
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:15:01
FactCheck
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:24:01
snickerdoo
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:09:01
poopface
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:45:01
american
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:21:01
doodooface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:24:01
yahooligan
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:42:01
idiotboy
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:57:01
american
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:15:01
chesirecat
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
dapper
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:39:01
yahooligan
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:42:01
reggie
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:57:01
milk4dh
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:21:01
thumbsup
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:51:01
FactCheck
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:02
patty
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:33:01
little
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:45:01
thumbsup
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:51:01
american
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
crapface
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:33:02
MichelleW
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:01
idiotboy
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:27:01
PatMall
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:06:01
FactCheck
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:36:01
patty
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:42:01
doodooface
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:24:01
PatMall
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:39:01
crapface
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
poopface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:06:01
pentagon
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:12:01
MichelleW
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
yahooligan
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:54:01
chesirecat
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:09:01
PatMall
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:15:01
thumbsup
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:01
Poppy
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:36:01
yahooligan
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:12:01
idiotboy
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:15:02
PatMall
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:24:02
PatMall
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
reggie
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:57:01
pentagon
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:01
crapface
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:15:02
DannyBoy
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:21:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:36:01
chesirecat
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:48:01
crapface
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:54:01
milk4dh
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:03:01
thumbsup
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:18:01
MichelleW
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:30:01
Chrischun
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:18:02
sexybrain
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:33:01
pentagon
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:51:01
little
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:42:01
RunRonnieRun
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:12:02
PatMall
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:39:01
DannyBoy
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:48:02
crapface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:36:01
american
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:09:01
reggie
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:12:01
patty
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:57:01
FactCheck
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:33:01
DonaldTrump
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:09:01
Milkman
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:09:01
yahooligan
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:48:01
sexybrain
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:45:01
DannyBoy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:03:02
milk4dh
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:15:01
pentagon
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:24:01
Poppy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:39:01
Chrischun
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:09:01
reggie
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:57:01
dapper
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:15:02
Milkman
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:57:01
doodooface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:27:02
mrdavis
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:42:01
little
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:09:01
peccili
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:21:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:51:01
peccili
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
idiotboy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:51:01
PatMall
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:24:01
doodooface
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:30:01
pentagon
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:33:01
dapper
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:03:01
idiotboy
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:09:01
doodooface
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:42:02
DonaldTrump
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:00:01
Poppy
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:30:01
mrdavis
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:48:01
PatMall
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:51:01
snickerdoo
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:57:01
sexybrain
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:06:01
idiotboy
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:24:01
patty
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:27:01
patty
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:39:01
mrdavis
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:57:01
RunRonnieRun
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:54:01
DonaldTrump
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:33:01

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