Mon, Apr 15, 2024, 01:12:30
 
blarify
There is an unspecified number of fatalities and multiple people injured in a shooting at an outdoor outlet mall in Texas on Saturday, police said. The Allen Police Department earlier confirmed to ABC News they were responding to an active shooter incide...
Added 1 Year ago (Saturday, May 6, 2023, 08:08)
rated 753 times (+753)  (-0) - comments: 215 - hits: 4604 - www.yahoo.com

Comments

milk4dh
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:39:01
little
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:12:01
DonaldTrump
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:57:01
pentagon
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:39:01
sexybrain
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:42:01
doodooface
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:21:01
little
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:09:01
dapper
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:09:01
sexybrain
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:18:01
MichelleW
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:36:01
patty
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:54:01
yahooligan
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:42:01
peccili
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:00:01
dapper
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:30:01
yahooligan
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:00:01
PatMall
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:51:01
pentagon
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:48:01
reggie
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:21:01
dapper
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:03:02
chesirecat
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 01:15:01
little
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:15:01
yahooligan
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:24:01
doodooface
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:51:01
chesirecat
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 08:54:01
Poppy
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:00:01
dapper
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:06:01
thumbsup
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:21:01
chesirecat
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 09:57:01
sexybrain
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:06:01
dapper
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:24:01
Poppy
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:30:01
yahooligan
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 10:39:02
DannyBoy
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:00:01
FactCheck
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:06:01
mrdavis
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:09:02
MichelleW
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:36:01
sexybrain
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:48:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 6, 2023, 11:54:01
little
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:36:01
yahooligan
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:51:01
idiotboy
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:57:01
pentagon
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:00:02
crapface
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:18:01
holly
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:21:01
chesirecat
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:42:01
holly
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:51:02
RunRonnieRun
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:03:01
Poppy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:06:01
doodooface
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:45:01
american
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:48:01
little
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:00:01
dapper
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:09:01
sexybrain
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:21:01
pentagon
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:30:01
crapface
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:06:01
Milkman
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:51:01
american
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:54:01
Milkman
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:18:01
yahooligan
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:24:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:27:01
snickerdoo
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:33:02
milk4dh
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:42:01
DonaldTrump
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:48:02
chesirecat
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:00:01
little
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:09:01
PatMall
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:15:01
patty
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:18:01
peccili
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:24:01
DannyBoy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:27:01
Poppy
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:36:02
crapface
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:57:01
poopface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:03:01
little
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:09:01
patty
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:51:02
patty
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:54:01
Poppy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:15:01
doodooface
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:27:02
reggie
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:30:01
crapface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:33:01
FactCheck
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:00:01
crapface
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:39:01
DonaldTrump
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:42:01
reggie
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:48:01
thumbsup
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:54:02
peccili
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:00:01
thumbsup
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:15:01
FactCheck
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:24:01
snickerdoo
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:09:01
poopface
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:45:01
american
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:21:01
doodooface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:24:01
yahooligan
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:42:01
idiotboy
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 12:57:01
american
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 01:15:01
chesirecat
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:27:01
dapper
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:39:01
yahooligan
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:42:01
reggie
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 02:57:01
milk4dh
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:21:01
thumbsup
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 03:51:01
FactCheck
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:27:02
patty
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:33:01
little
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:45:01
thumbsup
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 04:51:01
american
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:15:01
crapface
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:33:02
MichelleW
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:12:01
idiotboy
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 06:27:01
PatMall
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:06:01
FactCheck
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:36:01
patty
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 07:42:01
doodooface
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:24:01
PatMall
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:39:01
crapface
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 08:45:01
poopface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:06:01
pentagon
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:12:01
MichelleW
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 09:15:01
yahooligan
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 10:54:01
chesirecat
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:09:01
PatMall
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:15:01
thumbsup
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:33:01
Poppy
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 7, 2023, 11:36:01
yahooligan
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:12:01
idiotboy
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:15:02
PatMall
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:24:02
PatMall
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:39:01
reggie
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:57:01
pentagon
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:57:01
crapface
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:15:02
DannyBoy
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:21:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:36:01
chesirecat
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:48:01
crapface
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 02:54:01
milk4dh
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:03:01
thumbsup
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:18:01
MichelleW
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:30:01
Chrischun
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:18:02
sexybrain
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:33:01
pentagon
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:51:01
little
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:42:01
RunRonnieRun
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:12:02
PatMall
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:39:01
DannyBoy
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:48:02
crapface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:36:01
american
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:09:01
reggie
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:12:01
patty
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 09:57:01
FactCheck
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:33:01
DonaldTrump
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 12:09:01
Milkman
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:09:01
yahooligan
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 01:48:01
sexybrain
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 03:27:01
Poppy
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 04:45:01
DannyBoy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:03:02
milk4dh
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 05:15:01
pentagon
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:24:01
Poppy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 07:39:01
Chrischun
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:09:01
reggie
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 10:57:01
dapper
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 8, 2023, 11:15:02
Milkman
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:57:01
doodooface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:27:02
mrdavis
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:42:01
little
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:09:01
peccili
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:21:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:51:01
peccili
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:18:01
idiotboy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:51:01
PatMall
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:24:01
doodooface
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:30:01
pentagon
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:33:01
dapper
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:03:01
idiotboy
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:09:01
doodooface
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 09:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 12:42:02
DonaldTrump
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:00:01
Poppy
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:30:01
mrdavis
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:48:01
PatMall
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:51:01
snickerdoo
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 02:57:01
sexybrain
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 03:06:01
idiotboy
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:24:01
patty
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:27:01
patty
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 04:39:01
mrdavis
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 06:57:01
RunRonnieRun
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 08:54:01
DonaldTrump
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 10:42:01
DonaldTrump
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 9, 2023, 11:33:01

Only registered users can leave comments.

 
Share
Published By
blarify
Member since Dec 2, 2020
Location: United States
Following
User not following anyone yet.
Latest Comments
MichelleW
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
MichelleW | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:57
patty
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
patty | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:51
yahooligan
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
yahooligan | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:48
peccili
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
peccili | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:36
thumbsup
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
thumbsup | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:24
DannyBoy
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
DannyBoy | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:18
yahooligan
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
yahooligan | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:15
doodooface
In other news, the sky is blue.
doodooface | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:09
mrdavis
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
mrdavis | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:06
peccili
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
peccili | Apr 13, 2024 at 11:00