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An individual with a baseball bat "asked for me before committing an act of violence against two members of my staff," he said.
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holly
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:30:01
holly
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 07:27:01
crapface
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:45:02
doodooface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:39:01
reggie
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:36:01
pentagon
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 08:24:01
Chrischun
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:42:01
chesirecat
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:57:01
snickerdoo
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:15:01
Poppy
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:54:01
Chrischun
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 03:00:01
dapper
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 03:06:02
pentagon
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 03:30:01
Poppy
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 03:45:01
snickerdoo
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 04:00:01
Chrischun
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 04:06:01
little
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 04:09:01
chesirecat
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 04:12:01
dapper
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 04:39:01
chesirecat
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 05:51:01
chesirecat
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 05:54:01
milk4dh
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 05:57:01
Milkman
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 06:24:01
thumbsup
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 08:06:02
reggie
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 08:51:01
milk4dh
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 08:57:01
peccili
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 09:06:01
american
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 09:30:01
little
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 10:15:01
idiotboy
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 10:33:01
DannyBoy
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 10:45:02
american
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Mon, May 15, 2023, 11:57:02
yahooligan
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 01:03:01
mrdavis
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 01:33:01
pentagon
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 01:54:01
crapface
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 02:00:01
milk4dh
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:06:01
chesirecat
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:09:01
doodooface
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 04:09:01
DannyBoy
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 04:12:01
Chrischun
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 04:24:01
peccili
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:12:01
holly
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:24:01
PatMall
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:39:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:54:02
poopface
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 06:06:01
Poppy
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 06:30:01
milk4dh
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 06:45:01
peccili
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 07:51:01
little
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 08:06:01
Poppy
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 08:15:01
peccili
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 09:00:01
chesirecat
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 09:18:01
pentagon
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 09:24:01
MichelleW
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 09:42:01
little
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:00:01
reggie
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:12:01
american
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:18:01
peccili
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:21:01
peccili
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:06:02
doodooface
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:30:01
crapface
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 12:51:01
crapface
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 12:57:02
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 01:36:01
peccili
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 02:36:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 03:27:01
pentagon
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 04:24:02
peccili
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 05:30:01
dapper
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 06:18:02
DonaldTrump
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 06:42:01
poopface
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 07:30:01
poopface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 07:57:01
Poppy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 08:18:01
snickerdoo
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 08:33:01
pentagon
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:06:01
MichelleW
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:27:01
yahooligan
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 10:57:01
crapface
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:03:01
sexybrain
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:21:01
american
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:27:01
little
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Tue, May 16, 2023, 11:51:01
yahooligan
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 12:24:01
chesirecat
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 12:36:01
patty
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:06:01
Poppy
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:51:01
milk4dh
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:54:01
mrdavis
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 02:24:01
chesirecat
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 02:33:01
pentagon
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 02:48:01
Poppy
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:06:01
sexybrain
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:09:01
Milkman
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:27:01
sexybrain
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:42:01
peccili
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 04:30:01
thumbsup
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 05:24:02
crapface
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 05:45:01
Milkman
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 05:48:02
yahooligan
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:03:01
mrdavis
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:36:01
mrdavis
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:51:01
doodooface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:09:01
doodooface
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:18:01
pentagon
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:21:02
milk4dh
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:24:02
PatMall
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:30:01
american
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 08:06:01
PatMall
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 08:54:02
Milkman
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:42:01
MichelleW
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:45:01
milk4dh
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 10:30:01
Chrischun
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 10:54:01
idiotboy
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:09:01
milk4dh
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:27:02
PatMall
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:51:01
poopface
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 12:18:01
PatMall
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 12:39:01
crapface
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 12:45:01
chesirecat
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:06:01
reggie
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:24:01
chesirecat
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:30:01
PatMall
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:42:01
Milkman
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 01:48:01
DannyBoy
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 02:06:01
thumbsup
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:00:01
PatMall
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 03:54:01
doodooface
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 05:36:01
Milkman
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:03:01
american
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:06:02
american
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:12:01
dapper
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:15:01
Chrischun
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 06:54:01
patty
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:15:02
reggie
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:18:01
chesirecat
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 07:54:01
sexybrain
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 08:45:01
milk4dh
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:27:02
pentagon
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:39:01
milk4dh
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:45:01
DonaldTrump
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:48:01
dapper
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 09:57:02
doodooface
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:12:01
RunRonnieRun
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:18:01
poopface
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, May 17, 2023, 11:45:01
thumbsup
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:00:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:12:01
yahooligan
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:27:01
milk4dh
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:30:01
poopface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:39:01
crapface
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:06:01
milk4dh
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:18:01
patty
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 02:15:01
peccili
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 02:24:01
snickerdoo
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 02:27:01
RunRonnieRun
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:06:01
Milkman
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:09:01
snickerdoo
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:24:01
FactCheck
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:30:02
holly
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:33:02
little
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:54:01
MichelleW
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 04:03:01
little
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 04:30:01
PatMall
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:00:01
poopface
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:06:01
chesirecat
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:21:01
little
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:42:01
patty
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 06:06:02
little
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 06:54:01
peccili
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 07:54:02
Poppy
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 08:12:01
patty
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 08:42:01
yahooligan
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:00:02
reggie
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 10:33:01
chesirecat
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 10:57:01
american
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:15:01
Poppy
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:45:01
FactCheck
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:09:02
poopface
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:18:01
Chrischun
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:33:01
thumbsup
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:36:01
DannyBoy
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:48:01
Milkman
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:51:01
milk4dh
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 12:57:01
american
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:00:01
Milkman
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:15:01
holly
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:27:01
dapper
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:30:02
DonaldTrump
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 01:51:01
little
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 02:06:02
reggie
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 02:57:01
crapface
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:27:01
crapface
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 03:33:02
patty
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 04:42:01
chesirecat
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:06:01
dapper
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:15:01
dapper
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:45:01
yahooligan
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 05:57:01
holly
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 06:03:02
PatMall
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 06:06:01
thumbsup
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 07:00:01
MichelleW
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 07:18:02
sexybrain
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 07:45:01
thumbsup
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:06:01
thumbsup
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:21:01
snickerdoo
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:39:01
thumbsup
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 09:51:01
mrdavis
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 10:21:01
poopface
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:06:01
chesirecat
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:09:01
pentagon
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 18, 2023, 11:42:01

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