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Senator Tim Scott, a Republican from South Carolina, has officially announced he is running for president in 2024. Scott kicked off his campaign Monday with an event at Charleston Southern University in his hometown. Watch a portion of his address with an...
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milk4dh
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 03:36:01
PatMall
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 06:30:01
sexybrain
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 03:33:01
dapper
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:33:01
snickerdoo
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 12:36:01
poopface
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:18:01
sexybrain
Fake!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 11:42:01
holly
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 02:27:01
crapface
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 08:30:01
dapper
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:57:01
FactCheck
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:45:01
holly
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:36:01
PatMall
FAKE news!!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:39:01
thumbsup
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:30:01
PatMall
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 03:03:01
Milkman
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 03:51:01
milk4dh
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 04:33:01
dapper
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 07:00:01
patty
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 09:03:01
pentagon
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 10:12:01
american
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Mon, May 22, 2023, 11:03:01
PatMall
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:06:01
DannyBoy
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:27:02
yahooligan
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:42:01
crapface
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 01:09:01
sexybrain
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 01:15:01
MichelleW
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 02:18:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 04:03:01
milk4dh
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:06:02
milk4dh
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:24:01
Milkman
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:27:01
yahooligan
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:51:01
pentagon
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 06:33:01
american
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 07:45:01
FactCheck
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 10:00:01
poopface
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 10:03:01
DannyBoy
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 11:06:01
Poppy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 11:12:01
holly
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:09:01
patty
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:24:01
MichelleW
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:33:01
mrdavis
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 12:54:01
snickerdoo
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 02:21:01
milk4dh
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 02:30:01
FactCheck
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 03:48:01
chesirecat
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 03:54:01
reggie
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 04:12:01
american
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 04:30:02
milk4dh
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 05:39:02
FactCheck
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 07:00:01
thumbsup
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 07:27:01
DonaldTrump
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 09:12:01
yahooligan
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 09:45:02
mrdavis
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 10:27:01
MichelleW
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 10:36:01
poopface
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 10:54:01
DonaldTrump
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 11:33:01
yahooligan
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 11:42:01
idiotboy
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Tue, May 23, 2023, 11:48:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:12:01
snickerdoo
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:24:01
MichelleW
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:39:01
peccili
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 02:33:01
peccili
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 03:00:01
mrdavis
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 03:21:01
RunRonnieRun
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 04:21:01
chesirecat
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 04:51:01
reggie
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 06:06:01
sexybrain
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 06:33:01
milk4dh
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 06:48:01
Poppy
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:06:02
patty
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:12:01
pentagon
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:36:01
sexybrain
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 08:27:02
holly
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 10:21:01
snickerdoo
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 10:45:02
little
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 11:00:01
pentagon
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 12:09:01
reggie
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 12:51:01
milk4dh
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:15:02
Poppy
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:36:01
mrdavis
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 01:39:01
yahooligan
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 04:09:01
little
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 05:33:02
reggie
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 06:09:01
PatMall
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:00:01
peccili
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:24:01
dapper
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:33:01
yahooligan
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:36:01
pentagon
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:42:01
snickerdoo
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 07:57:01
mrdavis
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 09:15:01
chesirecat
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 10:00:01
FactCheck
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 10:45:01
MichelleW
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Wed, May 24, 2023, 11:54:01
little
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:09:01
patty
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:18:01
Chrischun
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:27:01
little
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:06:01
MichelleW
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:15:02
little
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:51:01
reggie
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:54:01
FactCheck
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:57:02
thumbsup
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:09:01
Chrischun
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:12:01
doodooface
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:21:01
yahooligan
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:54:02
sexybrain
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:39:01
yahooligan
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:42:01
DonaldTrump
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:54:02
poopface
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:57:01
chesirecat
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:03:01
sexybrain
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:12:01
DannyBoy
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:24:01
mrdavis
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:39:01
holly
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:48:01
crapface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:00:01
mrdavis
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:12:01
poopface
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:27:01
holly
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:57:01
crapface
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:18:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:00:01
DonaldTrump
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:12:01
Chrischun
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:36:01
thumbsup
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:57:01
american
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:03:01
poopface
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:09:02
RunRonnieRun
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:21:01
thumbsup
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:36:01
idiotboy
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:39:01
Poppy
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:06:01
FactCheck
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:27:01
yahooligan
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:36:01
little
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:39:01
crapface
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:36:01
chesirecat
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:12:01
idiotboy
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:30:01
thumbsup
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:39:01
pentagon
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:06:01
yahooligan
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:15:01
PatMall
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:18:01
snickerdoo
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:00:01
PatMall
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:33:01
poopface
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:03:01
crapface
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:24:01
milk4dh
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:33:01
sexybrain
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:42:01
FactCheck
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:00:02
PatMall
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:45:01
chesirecat
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:51:01
DonaldTrump
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:57:02
yahooligan
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:45:01
pentagon
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:51:01
chesirecat
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:09:01
FactCheck
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:45:01
american
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:03:01
idiotboy
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:42:01
american
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:45:01
patty
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:57:01
milk4dh
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:48:01
snickerdoo
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:54:01
sexybrain
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:00:01
little
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:24:01
patty
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:33:01
dapper
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:36:02
MichelleW
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:51:01
crapface
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:00:01
chesirecat
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:24:01
pentagon
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:48:01
patty
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:09:01
yahooligan
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:27:01
PatMall
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:54:01
mrdavis
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:57:01

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