A businessman, whom people say looked just like any other traveler, arrived at Haneda Airport in Tokyo. Upon checking his passport, authorities found that he came from Taured, a country that does not exist. The man became angry and confused, insisting t...
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To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
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submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:12:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:09:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:15:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:21:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:45:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:09:02
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:03:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:12:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:03:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:54:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:30:01
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:39:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:15:01
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:51:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:03:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:42:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:57:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:15:01
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:48:02
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:39:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:09:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:27:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:06:02
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:18:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:36:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:21:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:06:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:54:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:15:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:12:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:54:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:02
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:36:01
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:33:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:39:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:57:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:57:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:27:01
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:33:02
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:36:01
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:39:01
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:09:02
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:33:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:51:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:42:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:57:01
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:48:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:15:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:48:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:12:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:02
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:33:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:48:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:51:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:00:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:09:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:24:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:51:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:03:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:09:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:36:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:30:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:33:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:03:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:12:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:18:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:24:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:45:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:54:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:54:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:21:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:54:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:39:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:06:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:21:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:27:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:30:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:48:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:06:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:27:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:09:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:27:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:30:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:39:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:45:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:00:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:18:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:21:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:27:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:36:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:42:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:51:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:09:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:45:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:54:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:06:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:33:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:36:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:51:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:00:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:15:01
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:57:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:12:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:15:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:24:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:30:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:33:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:36:01
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:45:02
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:12:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:18:02
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:21:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:24:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:00:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:48:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:51:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:57:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:18:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:27:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:30:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:42:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:00:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:33:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:51:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:06:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:09:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:12:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:30:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:33:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:02
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:39:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:21:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:03:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:12:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:21:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:27:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:33:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:18:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:24:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:30:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:45:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:54:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:15:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:18:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:24:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:33:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:42:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:03:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:09:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:15:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:27:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:45:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:48:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:03:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:06:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:42:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:45:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:54:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:03:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:39:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:42:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:03:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:09:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:27:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:06:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:18:01
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:30:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:45:02
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:54:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:24:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:09:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:12:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:15:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:21:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:39:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:45:01
You have a good head on your shoulders.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:48:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:45:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:51:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:54:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:00:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:09:01
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:24:02
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:54:02
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:00:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:06:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:09:02
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:02
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:30:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:39:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:03:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:15:01
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:33:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:03:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:12:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:27:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:51:01
You have the courage of your convictions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
Our community is better because you're in it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:03:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:06:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:12:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:18:01
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:27:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:42:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:06:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:12:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:24:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:27:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:33:02
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:42:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:51:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:57:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:09:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:02
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:27:02
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:33:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:45:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:54:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:06:01
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:03:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:09:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:15:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:21:01
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:24:02
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:42:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:21:01
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:27:02
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:30:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:33:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:02
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:51:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:15:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:24:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:36:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:39:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:42:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:45:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:48:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:24:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:36:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:09:02
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:21:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:24:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:36:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:42:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:48:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:09:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:24:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:36:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:09:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:21:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:51:01
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:00:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:36:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:39:02
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:03:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:06:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:18:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:51:02
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:00:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:48:02
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:54:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:39:02
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:42:01
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:00:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:03:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:09:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:18:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:27:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:00:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:06:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:30:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:33:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:45:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:54:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:57:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:12:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:24:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:36:01
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:42:02
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:54:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:57:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:00:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:27:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:57:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:00:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:06:02
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:15:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:18:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:21:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
Being around you makes everything better!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:51:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:03:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:18:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:30:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:36:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:00:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:06:01
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:02
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:33:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:57:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:03:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:30:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:02
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:51:02
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:09:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:24:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:33:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:39:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:48:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:06:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:27:02
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:39:02
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:42:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:02
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:30:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:33:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:01
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:01
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:24:01
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:36:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:42:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:02
This message approved by Donald J Trump
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:06:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:24:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:36:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:06:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:12:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:24:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:51:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:21:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:27:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:45:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:12:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:15:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:18:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:39:01
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:00:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:12:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:33:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:24:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:02
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:42:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:45:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:02
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:15:01
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:48:02
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:54:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:57:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:03:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:02
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:39:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:02
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:51:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:00:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:03:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:30:02
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:36:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:45:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:51:02
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:03:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:12:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:02
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:03:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:06:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:09:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:36:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:48:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:57:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:00:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:02
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:18:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:21:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:27:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:48:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:18:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:39:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:45:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:48:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:36:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:09:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:12:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:24:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:02
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:48:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:57:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:02
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:42:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
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