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A businessman, whom people say looked just like any other traveler, arrived at Haneda Airport in Tokyo. Upon checking his passport, authorities found that he came from Taured, a country that does not exist. The man became angry and confused, insisting t...
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sexybrain
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:12:02
idiotboy
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:09:01
reggie
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:45:01
sexybrain
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
peccili
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:09:02
sexybrain
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:03:01
idiotboy
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:12:01
mrdavis
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:03:01
Poppy
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
doodooface
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:54:01
Poppy
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
doodooface
You deserve a hug right now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:57:01
RunRonnieRun
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
doodooface
Don't make me come up there!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:00:01
yahooligan
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:30:01
mrdavis
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:39:01
FactCheck
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:15:01
PatMall
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:51:01
doodooface
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
FactCheck
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:06:01
milk4dh
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
crapface
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
dapper
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:42:01
thumbsup
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:57:01
american
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
doodooface
Good :3
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:06:01
crapface
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:42:01
dapper
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:15:01
reggie
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:48:02
FactCheck
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:39:01
MichelleW
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:09:01
peccili
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
sexybrain
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:27:01
little
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
peccili
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
Milkman
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:06:02
poopface
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
idiotboy
A man who lies cannot love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
reggie
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:24:01
mrdavis
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
patty
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
holly
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:18:01
idiotboy
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:36:01
american
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:21:01
yahooligan
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
reggie
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:06:01
patty
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:54:01
holly
Amen!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:09:01
yahooligan
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:15:01
chesirecat
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
mrdavis
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:12:01
chesirecat
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
little
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:54:01
sexybrain
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:02
thumbsup
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:33:01
dapper
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
patty
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
chesirecat
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
sexybrain
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:57:01
mrdavis
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
poopface
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
reggie
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:57:01
american
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:27:01
PatMall
Thank you for being you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:51:01
chesirecat
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:33:02
thumbsup
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:00:01
doodooface
Alright alright alright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
DannyBoy
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:36:01
idiotboy
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:39:01
MichelleW
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:09:02
yahooligan
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
PatMall
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:51:01
patty
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:42:01
doodooface
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:57:01
mrdavis
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:48:01
patty
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:15:01
thumbsup
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:15:01
holly
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:12:01
PatMall
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:02
FactCheck
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:48:01
PatMall
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:51:01
patty
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:54:01
poopface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:00:01
snickerdoo
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:09:01
thumbsup
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
holly
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:24:01
milk4dh
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:51:01
FactCheck
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
idiotboy
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:42:01
DannyBoy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:03:01
chesirecat
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:09:01
american
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:36:01
peccili
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:48:01
reggie
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:30:01
MichelleW
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:33:01
RunRonnieRun
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:03:01
patty
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:12:01
poopface
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:18:01
Milkman
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:24:01
holly
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:45:01
poopface
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
reggie
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:54:01
Poppy
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
reggie
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:54:01
chesirecat
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:21:01
milk4dh
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:54:01
Chrischun
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:39:01
Chrischun
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:06:01
Poppy
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:21:01
patty
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:27:01
doodooface
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:30:01
little
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:48:01
american
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:06:01
sexybrain
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:01
yahooligan
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:27:01
reggie
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:30:01
crapface
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:36:01
american
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
little
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:42:02
yahooligan
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:57:01
PatMall
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
snickerdoo
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:39:02
DannyBoy
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:45:01
pentagon
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:00:01
poopface
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:18:01
yahooligan
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:21:01
thumbsup
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:27:01
PatMall
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:33:01
snickerdoo
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:36:01
idiotboy
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:39:01
peccili
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:42:01
reggie
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:51:01
thumbsup
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:06:02
PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:09:01
crapface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
chesirecat
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:02
FactCheck
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
crapface
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:45:01
patty
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:54:01
patty
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
yahooligan
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:06:01
DonaldTrump
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
MichelleW
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
DannyBoy
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:33:01
idiotboy
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:36:01
little
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:00:01
snickerdoo
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
MichelleW
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:15:01
reggie
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:18:01
mrdavis
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
mrdavis
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
DannyBoy
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:51:01
peccili
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:57:01
thumbsup
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:12:01
RunRonnieRun
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:15:01
dapper
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:24:01
crapface
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
peccili
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:33:01
patty
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:36:01
chesirecat
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:45:02
reggie
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
chesirecat
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:12:01
MichelleW
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:18:02
dapper
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:21:01
DannyBoy
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:24:01
idiotboy
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:36:01
little
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
american
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
sexybrain
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
mrdavis
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:00:01
poopface
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
idiotboy
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
DannyBoy
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
snickerdoo
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
dapper
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:48:01
doodooface
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:51:01
patty
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:57:01
Chrischun
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
american
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
PatMall
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:18:01
FactCheck
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:27:01
Milkman
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:30:01
holly
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:42:01
holly
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:00:01
pentagon
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
idiotboy
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:33:01
milk4dh
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:51:01
peccili
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:54:01
crapface
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
mrdavis
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
MichelleW
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:06:01
yahooligan
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:09:01
PatMall
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:12:01
poopface
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
Chrischun
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:33:01
american
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:02
pentagon
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:39:01
thumbsup
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
doodooface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
chesirecat
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Milkman
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
poopface
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:21:01
chesirecat
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
little
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
american
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:03:01
Poppy
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:12:01
Chrischun
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
FactCheck
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
holly
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:01
dapper
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:33:01
thumbsup
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:00:01
holly
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
PatMall
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:18:01
MichelleW
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:24:01
pentagon
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:30:01
mrdavis
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:45:01
poopface
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:54:01
doodooface
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:15:01
mrdavis
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:18:01
yahooligan
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:24:01
dapper
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
snickerdoo
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:33:01
reggie
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:01
dapper
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
FactCheck
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:42:01
pentagon
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
poopface
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:03:01
yahooligan
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:09:01
MichelleW
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:15:01
holly
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
sexybrain
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
peccili
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:27:01
Chrischun
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:39:01
peccili
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:48:01
doodooface
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:57:01
doodooface
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:03:01
Chrischun
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:06:01
dapper
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
reggie
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
dapper
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
little
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:42:01
DannyBoy
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:45:01
milk4dh
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:54:01
mrdavis
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:00:01
DonaldTrump
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:03:01
sexybrain
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:21:01
DannyBoy
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
sexybrain
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:39:01
chesirecat
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:42:01
patty
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
patty
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:09:01
sexybrain
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:27:01
snickerdoo
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
dapper
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
snickerdoo
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
pentagon
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
PatMall
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:06:01
FactCheck
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
pentagon
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
MichelleW
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:18:01
Chrischun
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
thumbsup
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:30:01
snickerdoo
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:45:02
doodooface
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:54:01
Milkman
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
Milkman
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
MichelleW
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:24:01
dapper
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
DonaldTrump
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
sexybrain
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:09:01
DonaldTrump
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:12:01
thumbsup
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:15:01
reggie
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:21:01
doodooface
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
reggie
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:39:01
little
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:45:01
FactCheck
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:48:01
peccili
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
FactCheck
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
american
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
dapper
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
FactCheck
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:01
patty
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
reggie
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:45:01
DannyBoy
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:51:01
milk4dh
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:54:01
patty
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:00:01
DannyBoy
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:03:01
idiotboy
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
idiotboy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:09:01
snickerdoo
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
doodooface
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:24:02
MichelleW
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
holly
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:33:01
doodooface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
patty
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
yahooligan
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:54:02
crapface
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:00:01
reggie
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:06:01
Poppy
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:09:02
poopface
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
MichelleW
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:02
holly
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:30:01
idiotboy
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:39:01
thumbsup
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
little
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:03:01
yahooligan
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:15:01
dapper
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
sexybrain
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:33:01
doodooface
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
doodooface
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:51:01
peccili
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:03:01
chesirecat
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:12:01
Chrischun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:27:01
dapper
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
crapface
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
poopface
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:51:01
PatMall
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
reggie
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
poopface
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
Poppy
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
thumbsup
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:33:01
holly
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:01
peccili
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
american
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
pentagon
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:03:01
doodooface
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:12:01
milk4dh
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:18:01
mrdavis
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:27:01
MichelleW
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
little
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:42:01
milk4dh
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
reggie
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
crapface
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
crapface
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
pentagon
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
doodooface
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
thumbsup
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
dapper
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:06:01
american
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:12:01
american
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
snickerdoo
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:24:01
peccili
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:27:01
poopface
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
mrdavis
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:33:02
PatMall
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:42:01
MichelleW
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
Milkman
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:51:01
PatMall
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:57:01
snickerdoo
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
pentagon
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:01
DonaldTrump
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
doodooface
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:02
reggie
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:27:02
little
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:33:01
little
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:45:01
Poppy
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:54:01
idiotboy
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:06:01
crapface
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
milk4dh
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
DannyBoy
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:03:01
reggie
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
sexybrain
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:15:01
yahooligan
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
american
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:21:01
Chrischun
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:24:02
yahooligan
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:42:01
peccili
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
poopface
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:21:01
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:27:02
Poppy
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:33:01
dapper
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
mrdavis
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:02
milk4dh
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:51:01
Milkman
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
sexybrain
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:15:01
peccili
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:24:01
mrdavis
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
reggie
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
poopface
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:36:01
DonaldTrump
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:39:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:42:01
pentagon
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:45:01
american
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:48:01
PatMall
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:24:01
chesirecat
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:36:01
PatMall
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
Poppy
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:45:01
american
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
idiotboy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:09:02
pentagon
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
patty
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:21:01
idiotboy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:24:01
DonaldTrump
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:36:01
holly
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:42:01
little
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
DannyBoy
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:48:01
poopface
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:09:01
poopface
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:24:01
crapface
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:36:01
dapper
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
thumbsup
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
poopface
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
little
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:09:01
mrdavis
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
RunRonnieRun
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:21:01
yahooligan
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
MichelleW
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:39:01
poopface
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:02
DannyBoy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
doodooface
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:48:01
patty
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:51:01
idiotboy
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
mrdavis
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:00:01
thumbsup
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
dapper
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:36:01
poopface
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:39:02
Milkman
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
yahooligan
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
idiotboy
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:06:01
reggie
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
chesirecat
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:18:01
sexybrain
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
doodooface
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:42:01
poopface
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:51:02
doodooface
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:00:01
Poppy
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
chesirecat
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
DannyBoy
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:48:02
mrdavis
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:54:01
Poppy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
reggie
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:02
american
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:01
poopface
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
yahooligan
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:39:02
MichelleW
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:42:01
Milkman
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:00:01
american
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:03:01
patty
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:12:01
pentagon
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:18:01
doodooface
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Poppy
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:27:01
Poppy
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:00:01
crapface
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:06:01
thumbsup
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
dapper
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
poopface
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Poppy
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:30:01
sexybrain
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:33:01
DonaldTrump
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:45:01
mrdavis
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:54:01
milk4dh
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:57:01
sexybrain
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:03:01
holly
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:06:01
dapper
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:12:01
peccili
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
Milkman
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:24:01
snickerdoo
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:36:01
patty
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:42:02
Poppy
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
chesirecat
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:01
peccili
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:54:01
patty
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:57:01
pentagon
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:00:01
MichelleW
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
Milkman
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
reggie
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:27:01
RunRonnieRun
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
snickerdoo
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
sexybrain
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:57:01
DannyBoy
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:00:01
thumbsup
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:06:02
dapper
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:09:02
chesirecat
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:15:01
poopface
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:18:01
doodooface
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:21:01
DonaldTrump
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
peccili
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:51:01
MichelleW
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
american
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Poppy
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:03:01
Milkman
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
milk4dh
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
MichelleW
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:27:01
yahooligan
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:30:01
yahooligan
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:36:01
idiotboy
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
chesirecat
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:48:01
PatMall
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
patty
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:06:01
holly
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:12:01
patty
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:02
dapper
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:33:01
peccili
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:01
RunRonnieRun
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:57:01
DannyBoy
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:03:01
crapface
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:01
snickerdoo
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
little
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
Milkman
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
Milkman
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:30:01
chesirecat
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:02
little
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
poopface
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:51:02
PatMall
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
chesirecat
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
Milkman
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:24:01
Chrischun
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:01
milk4dh
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:33:01
poopface
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:01
mrdavis
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:48:01
PatMall
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
doodooface
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
doodooface
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:39:01
thumbsup
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:48:01
dapper
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:06:01
patty
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:27:02
pentagon
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:39:02
sexybrain
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:42:01
chesirecat
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
idiotboy
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
chesirecat
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
FactCheck
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:01
mrdavis
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
sexybrain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:02
thumbsup
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:21:01
holly
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:30:01
crapface
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:33:01
doodooface
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:01
chesirecat
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:01
idiotboy
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
Milkman
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
pentagon
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:24:01
Milkman
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
PatMall
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:42:01
pentagon
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:02
chesirecat
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:06:01
PatMall
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:24:01
american
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:36:01
patty
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:42:01
little
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:51:01
FactCheck
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
american
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
reggie
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:12:01
MichelleW
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
thumbsup
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:24:01
snickerdoo
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
dapper
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
snickerdoo
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:51:01
doodooface
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
PatMall
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
thumbsup
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:02
DannyBoy
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:21:01
DonaldTrump
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:27:01
chesirecat
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:01
Milkman
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
Milkman
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:45:01
yahooligan
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
milk4dh
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:01
sexybrain
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:12:01
Milkman
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:15:01
little
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:18:01
Milkman
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:39:01
pentagon
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
reggie
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
american
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:00:01
dapper
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
milk4dh
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
sexybrain
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:12:01
thumbsup
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:27:01
milk4dh
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:33:01
little
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
snickerdoo
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:45:01
milk4dh
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
yahooligan
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:24:01
PatMall
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:02
FactCheck
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:42:01
dapper
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:45:01
crapface
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:00:01
pentagon
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:02
little
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:12:01
snickerdoo
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
DonaldTrump
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
snickerdoo
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:01
holly
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
DannyBoy
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:48:02
chesirecat
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:54:01
Poppy
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:57:01
poopface
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:03:01
PatMall
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
RunRonnieRun
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
american
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:02
holly
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:39:01
chesirecat
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
patty
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:02
idiotboy
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:51:01
holly
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:00:01
thumbsup
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:03:01
chesirecat
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
DonaldTrump
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
american
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:30:02
PatMall
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:33:01
dapper
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:36:01
MichelleW
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:45:01
peccili
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:51:02
crapface
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:03:01
reggie
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:12:01
Poppy
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
thumbsup
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:02
pentagon
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:03:01
peccili
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:06:01
doodooface
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:01
mrdavis
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
poopface
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:36:01
crapface
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
DannyBoy
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:48:01
sexybrain
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:57:01
Milkman
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:00:01
poopface
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:02
yahooligan
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:02
american
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
mrdavis
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:15:01
little
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:18:01
mrdavis
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:21:01
PatMall
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:27:01
thumbsup
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
RunRonnieRun
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:48:01
little
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:01
MichelleW
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:03:01
milk4dh
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:09:01
thumbsup
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:18:01
american
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:39:01
reggie
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:45:01
DannyBoy
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:48:01
thumbsup
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
PatMall
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
crapface
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:15:01
Chrischun
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
little
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:30:01
snickerdoo
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:36:01
poopface
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
american
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
patty
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:09:01
Milkman
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:12:01
poopface
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:01
chesirecat
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:24:01
american
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:01
little
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:02
yahooligan
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
patty
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:48:01
PatMall
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
american
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
idiotboy
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:57:01
holly
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:02
little
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
MichelleW
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
little
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:42:01
sexybrain
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
holly
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01

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