A businessman, whom people say looked just like any other traveler, arrived at Haneda Airport in Tokyo. Upon checking his passport, authorities found that he came from Taured, a country that does not exist. The man became angry and confused, insisting t...
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To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
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submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:12:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:09:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:15:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:21:01
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:45:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:09:02
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:03:01
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:12:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:03:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:54:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:30:01
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:39:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:15:01
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:51:01
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:03:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:42:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:57:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:15:01
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:48:02
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:39:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:09:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:27:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:39:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:06:02
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:18:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:36:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:21:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:06:01
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:54:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:15:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:12:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:54:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:02
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:36:01
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:33:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:39:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:57:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:57:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:27:01
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:33:02
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:36:01
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:39:01
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:09:02
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:33:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:51:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:42:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:57:01
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:48:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:15:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:48:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:12:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:02
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:33:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:48:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:51:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:00:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:09:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:24:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:51:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:21:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:03:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:09:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 12:36:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:30:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 01:33:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:03:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:12:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:18:01
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:24:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:45:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:51:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 02:54:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:48:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 03:54:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:21:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 04:54:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 05:39:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:06:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:21:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:27:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:30:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 06:48:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:06:01
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 07:27:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:09:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:15:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:27:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 08:30:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 09:12:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:39:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 10:45:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:00:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 1 Week ago, Thu, May 25, 2023, 11:18:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:21:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:27:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:36:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:42:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:51:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:09:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:45:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:54:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:33:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:36:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:51:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:00:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:15:01
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:57:01
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:12:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:15:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:30:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:33:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:36:01
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:45:02
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:12:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:18:02
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:21:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:24:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:48:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:00:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:33:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:48:01
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:51:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:57:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:18:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:27:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:30:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:42:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:00:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:51:01
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:06:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:09:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:12:01
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:30:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:33:01
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:02
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:39:01
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:18:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:21:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:51:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:03:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:12:01
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:15:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:18:01
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:21:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:24:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:27:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:33:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:03:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:18:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:24:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:30:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:45:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 12:54:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:15:01
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:18:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:24:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:33:01
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
submitted 1 Week ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:36:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:39:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:42:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 01:57:01
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:03:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:09:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:15:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:18:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:21:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:27:01
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:45:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 02:48:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:03:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:06:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:12:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:33:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:42:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:45:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 03:54:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:03:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:27:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:39:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 04:42:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:03:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:06:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:09:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:27:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:45:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:54:01
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 05:57:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:06:01
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:12:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:15:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:18:01
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:24:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:30:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:45:02
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 06:54:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:00:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:12:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:24:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 07:39:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:06:01
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:09:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:12:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:15:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:21:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:24:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:39:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:45:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 08:57:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:03:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:15:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:24:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:36:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:42:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:45:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:51:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 09:54:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:00:01
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:06:01
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:09:01
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:12:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:24:02
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:27:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:48:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 10:54:02
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:00:01
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:06:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:09:02
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:30:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:39:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
submitted 7 Days ago, Fri, May 26, 2023, 11:54:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:03:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:15:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:33:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:03:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:12:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:27:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 7 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:30:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:39:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:51:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
Our community is better because you're in it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:42:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:03:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:06:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:12:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:18:01
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:27:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:42:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:00:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:21:01
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:06:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:12:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:24:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:27:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:33:02
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:42:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:51:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:57:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:09:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:02
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:27:02
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:33:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:45:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:54:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:06:01
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:09:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:15:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:21:01
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:42:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:21:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:30:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:33:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:02
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:51:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:06:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:15:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:24:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:36:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:39:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:42:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:45:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:48:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:24:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:36:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:09:02
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:18:01
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:21:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:24:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:36:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:42:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:45:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 12:48:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:09:01
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:24:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:36:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 01:54:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:00:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:03:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:09:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:15:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:21:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:27:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:45:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:51:01
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 02:57:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:00:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:33:01
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:36:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:39:02
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:45:01
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 03:51:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:03:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:06:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:15:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:18:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:36:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 04:51:02
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:00:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:03:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:21:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:30:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:45:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:48:02
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 05:54:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:03:01
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:06:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:21:01
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:24:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:36:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:39:02
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 06:42:01
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:00:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:03:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:09:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:18:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:24:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:27:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 07:42:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:00:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:06:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:12:01
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:27:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:30:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:33:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:45:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:54:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 08:57:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:12:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:15:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:24:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:36:01
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:42:02
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:45:01
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:48:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:54:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 09:57:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:12:01
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:27:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:30:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:33:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 10:57:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:00:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:06:02
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:15:01
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:18:01
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:21:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:39:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:54:01
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:57:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:03:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:18:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:30:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:36:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:39:01
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:00:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:06:01
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:02
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
submitted 6 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:33:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:57:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:03:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:18:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:27:01
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:30:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:36:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:02
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:51:02
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:09:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:24:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:33:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:12:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:39:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:48:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:06:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:27:02
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:39:02
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:42:01
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:51:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:54:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:15:01
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:02
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:30:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:33:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:03:01
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:01
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:24:01
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:30:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:36:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:42:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:02
This message approved by Donald J Trump
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:06:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:24:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:36:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:03:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:06:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:12:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:24:01
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:51:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:21:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:27:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:01
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:45:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:12:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:15:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:18:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:39:01
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:45:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:00:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:06:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:12:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:33:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 12:57:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:24:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:30:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:39:02
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:42:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 01:45:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:09:02
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:15:01
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:24:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:42:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:45:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:48:02
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 02:57:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:03:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:18:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:30:02
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:39:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:42:01
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:45:02
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 03:51:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:00:01
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:03:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:24:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:30:02
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:36:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:45:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 04:51:02
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:03:01
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:12:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:21:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:45:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 05:48:01
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:00:02
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:03:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:06:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:09:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:18:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:27:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:36:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:45:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:48:01
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 06:57:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:00:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:06:02
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:09:01
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:18:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:21:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:27:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:48:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 07:51:01
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:18:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:39:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:45:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 08:48:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:21:01
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:27:01
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:36:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:42:01
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 09:57:01
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:06:01
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:09:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:12:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:15:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:24:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:30:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:33:02
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:42:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:48:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:51:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:54:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 10:57:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:03:02
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:27:01
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:36:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:42:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:48:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 5 Days ago, Sun, May 28, 2023, 11:54:01
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