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Al Pacino and girlfriend Noor Alfallah are expecting a baby. The 'Scarface' actor, 83, and the producer, 29, began dating last year.
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patty
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:51:01
FactCheck
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 10:21:01
pentagon
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:00:01
poopface
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:24:01
pentagon
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 02:27:01
mrdavis
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:15:01
mrdavis
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:06:01
peccili
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:12:01
holly
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:33:01
yahooligan
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:45:01
mrdavis
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:33:01
reggie
You're so thoughtful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:30:01
PatMall
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:51:01
yahooligan
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:42:02
american
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:18:01
poopface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:39:01
chesirecat
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:09:01
patty
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 04:00:01
sexybrain
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 04:06:01
snickerdoo
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 04:27:01
peccili
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 04:30:01
crapface
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 04:33:01
thumbsup
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 05:15:01
yahooligan
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 05:39:01
milk4dh
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 05:57:01
PatMall
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 06:48:01
Chrischun
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 06:51:01
idiotboy
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:00:01
MichelleW
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:03:01
Milkman
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:12:01
Milkman
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 07:30:02
PatMall
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 08:21:01
Poppy
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 09:06:01
poopface
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 09:21:01
poopface
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 09:36:01
MichelleW
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 09:39:01
crapface
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 09:57:01
dapper
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 10:12:01
doodooface
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, May 31, 2023, 11:36:01
DannyBoy
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 12:09:01
american
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 01:12:01
holly
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 01:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 01:45:01
yahooligan
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 02:15:01
crapface
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 02:36:01
DannyBoy
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 02:51:01
mrdavis
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:00:01
little
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:18:01
patty
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:27:01
little
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:54:02
Chrischun
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:36:01
MichelleW
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:36:01
peccili
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:57:01
yahooligan
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:24:01
holly
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:33:01
Poppy
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:57:02
reggie
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:21:01
Chrischun
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:45:01
pentagon
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:48:01
mrdavis
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:03:01
yahooligan
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:06:01
reggie
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:27:01
milk4dh
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:30:01
snickerdoo
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:00:01
patty
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:18:01
poopface
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:33:02
thumbsup
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:36:01
reggie
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:54:01
RunRonnieRun
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:45:01
DannyBoy
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:42:01
Poppy
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:45:01
milk4dh
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 12:39:01
milk4dh
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 02:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:57:01
reggie
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:03:01
reggie
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:03:01
poopface
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:06:01
Chrischun
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:12:01
snickerdoo
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:33:01
DannyBoy
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:48:02
chesirecat
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:15:02
FactCheck
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:51:01
peccili
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:15:01
DannyBoy
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:18:01
RunRonnieRun
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:09:02
chesirecat
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:18:01
FactCheck
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:54:02
doodooface
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:27:01
Milkman
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:18:01
holly
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:36:01
milk4dh
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:12:01
reggie
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:21:01
thumbsup
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:24:01
reggie
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:48:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:03:01
yahooligan
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:21:01
Chrischun
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:15:01
mrdavis
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:18:01
DannyBoy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:21:01
yahooligan
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:27:01
dapper
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:57:01
mrdavis
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:39:01
poopface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:57:01
holly
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:15:01
little
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:27:01
mrdavis
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:54:01
Poppy
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:09:01
thumbsup
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:21:01
yahooligan
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:33:01
FactCheck
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:00:01
mrdavis
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:03:01
poopface
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:15:01
DannyBoy
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:18:01
pentagon
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:21:01
snickerdoo
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:54:01
yahooligan
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:57:02
FactCheck
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:06:01
poopface
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:24:01
mrdavis
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:36:01
poopface
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:42:01
holly
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:51:01
pentagon
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:03:01
little
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:09:01
DonaldTrump
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:30:01
chesirecat
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:30:01
holly
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:24:01
Milkman
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:36:01
poopface
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:39:01
milk4dh
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:48:01
pentagon
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:03:01
yahooligan
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:06:01
crapface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:24:01
DannyBoy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:51:01
thumbsup
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:24:01
thumbsup
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:57:01
FactCheck
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:42:01
patty
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:15:01
DannyBoy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:21:01
DonaldTrump
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:51:01
Poppy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:30:01
little
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:06:01
DannyBoy
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:18:02
thumbsup
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:21:01
peccili
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:36:01
Chrischun
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:45:01
thumbsup
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:12:02
sexybrain
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:15:01
thumbsup
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:27:01
mrdavis
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:30:02
RunRonnieRun
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:15:01
Chrischun
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:36:01
thumbsup
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:48:01
RunRonnieRun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:36:02
peccili
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:42:01
Poppy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:03:01
sexybrain
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:06:01
mrdavis
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:00:01
FactCheck
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:06:01
DannyBoy
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:09:01
dapper
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:18:01
Milkman
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:24:01
doodooface
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:12:01
thumbsup
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:33:01
patty
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:36:01
crapface
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:06:01
MichelleW
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:57:01
MichelleW
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:03:01
peccili
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:30:01
mrdavis
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:54:01
crapface
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:48:01
milk4dh
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:48:01
patty
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:27:01
peccili
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:30:01
FactCheck
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:39:01
DonaldTrump
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:51:01
PatMall
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:06:01
patty
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:15:01
little
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:54:01
little
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:00:01
reggie
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:06:02
peccili
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:09:01
holly
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:36:01
snickerdoo
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:51:01
DannyBoy
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:15:01
RunRonnieRun
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:57:01
idiotboy
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:00:01
chesirecat
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:18:01
idiotboy
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:06:01
dapper
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:36:01
Poppy
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:21:01
poopface
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:00:01
holly
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:06:01
little
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:12:01
MichelleW
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:18:01
FactCheck
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:24:01
yahooligan
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:30:01
Chrischun
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:36:01
american
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:00:01
MichelleW
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:03:01
mrdavis
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:36:01
dapper
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:18:01
Milkman
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:39:02
pentagon
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:00:01
idiotboy
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:03:02
patty
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:09:01
doodooface
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:24:01
holly
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:27:01
holly
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:39:01
doodooface
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:48:01
thumbsup
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:06:01
patty
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:27:01
snickerdoo
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:30:01
reggie
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:12:01
mrdavis
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:36:01
FactCheck
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:51:01
sexybrain
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:57:01
american
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:03:01
idiotboy
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:36:01
mrdavis
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:45:01

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MichelleW
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
MichelleW | Sep 26, 2023 at 02:06
Chrischun
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
Chrischun | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:54
snickerdoo
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
snickerdoo | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:45
crapface
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
crapface | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:42
chesirecat
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
chesirecat | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:39
DannyBoy
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
DannyBoy | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:27
RunRonnieRun
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
RunRonnieRun | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:24
snickerdoo
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
snickerdoo | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:21
sexybrain
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
sexybrain | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:18
crapface
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
crapface | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:12