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Aubrey Scaletta was in emergency surgery for six hours "to repair her amputated feet," according to the Virginia State Police Association
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snickerdoo
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:06:01
pentagon
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:57:01
doodooface
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:12:01
MichelleW
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:06:01
holly
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:00:01
FactCheck
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:30:02
snickerdoo
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:45:01
PatMall
If only common sense were more common.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:24:01
peccili
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:15:01
Milkman
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:30:01
milk4dh
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:45:02
yahooligan
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:12:01
RunRonnieRun
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:27:01
MichelleW
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:27:01
doodooface
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:33:01
DonaldTrump
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:54:02
poopface
A man who lies cannot love.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:33:01
yahooligan
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:57:01
sexybrain
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:18:01
sexybrain
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:18:01
sexybrain
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:21:01
sexybrain
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:24:01
poopface
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:24:01
pentagon
Ho Boy!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:42:01
patty
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:12:01
american
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:33:01
pentagon
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:24:01
yahooligan
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:27:01
Chrischun
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:33:01
yahooligan
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:45:01
mrdavis
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:51:01
FactCheck
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:15:01
poopface
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:21:01
DannyBoy
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:48:01
snickerdoo
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:54:01
snickerdoo
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:03:01
poopface
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:51:01
PatMall
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 03:09:01
little
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:06:01
milk4dh
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:12:02
holly
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 04:57:01
snickerdoo
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:00:01
snickerdoo
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:18:01
DonaldTrump
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:24:01
MichelleW
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:33:01
pentagon
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 06:45:01
crapface
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:18:02
Milkman
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:24:01
idiotboy
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:42:01
doodooface
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 07:48:01
DonaldTrump
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 08:21:02
Poppy
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:27:01
pentagon
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:39:01
DannyBoy
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 09:51:01
crapface
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:03:01
american
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:30:01
reggie
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:36:01
DonaldTrump
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 10:39:01
dapper
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:42:01
dapper
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 1, 2023, 11:48:01
chesirecat
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:42:01
MichelleW
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:54:01
chesirecat
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:54:01
idiotboy
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:39:01
thumbsup
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:51:02
pentagon
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:48:01
MichelleW
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:03:01
mrdavis
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:21:01
poopface
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:36:01
Milkman
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:12:01
patty
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:48:01
reggie
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:15:01
poopface
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:12:01
doodooface
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:42:01
pentagon
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:48:01
chesirecat
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:09:01
doodooface
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:06:01
little
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 12:15:01
mrdavis
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:15:01
mrdavis
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 01:21:01
Chrischun
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 02:36:01
poopface
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 03:30:01
RunRonnieRun
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 04:06:01
american
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:00:01
MichelleW
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:45:01
reggie
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 05:54:01
crapface
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:03:01
Poppy
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 06:12:01
Milkman
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:00:01
idiotboy
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:03:01
chesirecat
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 07:39:01
FactCheck
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:06:01
Poppy
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 08:54:01
chesirecat
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:09:01
sexybrain
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:33:01
milk4dh
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:51:02
milk4dh
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 09:54:01
little
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:15:02
Chrischun
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 10:48:01
idiotboy
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:09:01
Chrischun
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:36:01
sexybrain
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 2, 2023, 11:54:02
thumbsup
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:12:01
Poppy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:24:01
sexybrain
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:27:01
little
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:48:01
peccili
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:54:02
american
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:54:01
doodooface
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:42:02
DannyBoy
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:51:01
yahooligan
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:03:01
chesirecat
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:18:01
american
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:51:01
poopface
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:57:01
snickerdoo
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:00:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:51:01
mrdavis
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:33:01
reggie
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:51:01
peccili
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:45:01
MichelleW
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:06:01
little
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:09:01
pentagon
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:48:01
reggie
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:48:01
DonaldTrump
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:15:01
Milkman
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:33:01
doodooface
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:18:01
little
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:24:01
mrdavis
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:30:02
idiotboy
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:33:01
doodooface
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:51:01
PatMall
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:00:01
peccili
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:15:01
american
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 01:39:01
reggie
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:30:01
FactCheck
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 02:33:01
doodooface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:21:01
DonaldTrump
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 03:39:01
poopface
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:00:01
DonaldTrump
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:15:01
RunRonnieRun
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:21:01
yahooligan
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:30:01
chesirecat
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 04:45:01
reggie
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:21:01
idiotboy
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 05:57:01
Chrischun
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:00:02
poopface
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:15:01
RunRonnieRun
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:27:01
RunRonnieRun
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:30:01
little
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 06:33:02
doodooface
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:18:01
peccili
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:33:01
Chrischun
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 07:57:01
dapper
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:18:01
idiotboy
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 08:24:01
doodooface
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 09:36:01
Milkman
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 10:09:01
crapface
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 3, 2023, 11:06:01
poopface
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:18:01
reggie
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:24:01
poopface
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:30:01
dapper
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:36:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:09:01
doodooface
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:15:01
doodooface
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:30:01
yahooligan
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:48:01
american
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:00:01
Chrischun
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:12:01
PatMall
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:24:01
peccili
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:33:01
DannyBoy
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:36:01
yahooligan
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:57:01
peccili
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:00:01
patty
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:30:01
mrdavis
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:33:01
american
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:39:01
mrdavis
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:42:01
chesirecat
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:45:01
doodooface
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:48:01
FactCheck
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:54:01
DannyBoy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:03:01
PatMall
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:12:01
FactCheck
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:24:01
mrdavis
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:27:01
MichelleW
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:30:01
little
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:33:01
FactCheck
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:39:01
peccili
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:42:01
american
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:45:01
mrdavis
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:48:01
milk4dh
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:54:01
reggie
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:18:02
DonaldTrump
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:33:01
chesirecat
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:36:01
crapface
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:42:01
patty
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:48:01
Chrischun
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:51:01
Chrischun
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:57:01
holly
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:03:01
chesirecat
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:21:01
mrdavis
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:24:01
american
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:27:01
idiotboy
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:30:01
little
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:36:01
reggie
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:42:01
peccili
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:48:01
doodooface
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:51:01
PatMall
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:06:01
milk4dh
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:09:01
yahooligan
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:12:01
reggie
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:15:01
Poppy
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:21:01
peccili
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:33:01
patty
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:42:01
MichelleW
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:45:01
Poppy
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:48:01
dapper
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:57:01
DannyBoy
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:00:01
Chrischun
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:03:01
patty
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:06:01
patty
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:09:02
Poppy
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:30:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:42:01
DonaldTrump
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:45:01
poopface
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:48:01
idiotboy
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:54:01
yahooligan
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:57:01
peccili
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:09:01
doodooface
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:12:01
crapface
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:15:01
reggie
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:24:01
pentagon
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:27:01
mrdavis
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:36:02
yahooligan
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:45:01
MichelleW
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:48:02
PatMall
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:51:01
Poppy
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:57:01
snickerdoo
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:12:01
MichelleW
Integrity means a person is the same on the inside as he or she claims to be on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:21:01
poopface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:24:01
holly
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:33:01
little
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:48:01
MichelleW
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:54:01
snickerdoo
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:57:02
RunRonnieRun
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:09:01
sexybrain
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:21:01
DannyBoy
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:24:01
reggie
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:27:01
patty
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:33:01
mrdavis
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:36:01
poopface
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:39:02
FactCheck
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:45:01
american
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:48:01
crapface
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:54:01
thumbsup
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:03:01
RunRonnieRun
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:09:01
reggie
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:18:01
chesirecat
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:21:01
RunRonnieRun
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:36:01
Poppy
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:42:01
sexybrain
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 12:45:02
poopface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:00:01
FactCheck
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:09:01
Chrischun
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:18:01
crapface
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:21:01
doodooface
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:36:01
patty
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:42:01
snickerdoo
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:45:01
Milkman
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 01:48:01
idiotboy
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:00:02
milk4dh
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:12:01
pentagon
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:18:01
poopface
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:21:01
peccili
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:30:01
mrdavis
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:39:01
idiotboy
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:42:01
mrdavis
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:48:01
little
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:51:01
chesirecat
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:54:01
DonaldTrump
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 02:57:01
patty
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:03:01
MichelleW
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:09:01
little
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:21:01
poopface
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:27:01
thumbsup
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:33:01
sexybrain
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:51:01
pentagon
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:00:01
poopface
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:03:01
doodooface
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:09:01
snickerdoo
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:15:01
peccili
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:18:01
RunRonnieRun
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:24:01
mrdavis
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:45:01
peccili
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:48:01
american
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 04:54:01
american
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:09:01
holly
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:12:01
RunRonnieRun
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:15:01
dapper
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:30:01
FactCheck
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:33:01
MichelleW
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:36:01
DonaldTrump
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:39:01
thumbsup
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:42:01
MichelleW
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:45:01
poopface
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:48:01
Milkman
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 05:57:01
milk4dh
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:00:01
snickerdoo
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:03:01
dapper
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:06:01
peccili
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:09:01
reggie
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:18:01
yahooligan
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:21:01
doodooface
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:24:01
mrdavis
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:27:01
Poppy
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:33:01
peccili
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:36:01
DannyBoy
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 06:48:01
Poppy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:00:01
thumbsup
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:03:02
little
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:09:01
DannyBoy
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:21:01
Poppy
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:24:01
yahooligan
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:36:01
doodooface
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:39:01
FactCheck
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:42:01
Chrischun
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 07:57:01
idiotboy
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:00:01
pentagon
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:09:01
milk4dh
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:15:01
crapface
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:36:01
DonaldTrump
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:42:01
Chrischun
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:06:01
MichelleW
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:09:01
sexybrain
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:15:01
sexybrain
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:27:01
dapper
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:39:01
crapface
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:54:01
Milkman
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 09:57:01
mrdavis
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:00:01
snickerdoo
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:18:01
Poppy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:30:02
peccili
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:33:01
reggie
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:42:01
chesirecat
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 10:57:01
Chrischun
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:06:01
dapper
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:15:01
milk4dh
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:18:01
doodooface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:27:01
idiotboy
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:30:01
sexybrain
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:36:01
american
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:39:01
crapface
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:48:01
pentagon
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sun, Jun 4, 2023, 11:57:01

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dapper
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
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Why? Because i said so
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Dream big and dare to fail.
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