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Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker on Tuesday signed into law a measure that requires lawsuits challenging the constitutionality of executive orders or state laws to be filed in either Cook or Sangamon county. The Democratic-controlled state legislature passed...
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Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
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submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 04:48:01
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 09:06:01
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 11:42:01
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:24:02
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:36:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:54:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:27:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 01:36:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:45:01
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:48:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:30:01
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:27:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:18:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:09:01
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:30:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 04:57:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:03:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:18:01
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:30:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 06:03:01
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 06:48:01
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 07:21:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 07:48:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 08:45:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 09:54:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 10:06:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 10:27:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 4 Months ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 11:39:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:06:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:18:01
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:27:01
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:06:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:09:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:48:01
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:03:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:27:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:45:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:03:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:06:01
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:36:01
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 06:45:01
Can we start making this world a better place?
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:39:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:45:02
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:54:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:57:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:42:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:57:01
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:09:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 01:18:01
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:21:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:33:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:39:01
You're more helpful than you realize.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:51:01
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:00:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:45:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:18:02
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:51:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:00:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:42:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:48:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 4 Months ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:45:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 12:54:02
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:00:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:03:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:48:01
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submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:21:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:24:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:27:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:33:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:54:01
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:15:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:48:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:15:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:42:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 07:18:02
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 07:33:01
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:09:01
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:27:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:00:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:30:01
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 10:45:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:21:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:39:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 01:12:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:24:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:09:01
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:30:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:42:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:51:01
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:06:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:21:01
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:54:01
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 05:33:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:00:02
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:57:01
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 10:48:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:06:01
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:12:01
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:36:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:45:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:51:01
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:00:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:33:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:00:02
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:15:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:24:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:00:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:12:01
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:27:01
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:36:01
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:57:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 06:33:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:54:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 08:09:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:00:01
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:03:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:15:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:45:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:39:01
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:45:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:36:02
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:36:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:39:02
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:54:01
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:00:01
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:18:01
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:27:01
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 03:33:01
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:39:01
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:42:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:57:01
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:12:02
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:21:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:36:01
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 06:30:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:15:01
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:42:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 08:48:02
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:12:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:51:01
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:27:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:03:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 4 Months ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:21:02
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