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Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker on Tuesday signed into law a measure that requires lawsuits challenging the constitutionality of executive orders or state laws to be filed in either Cook or Sangamon county. The Democratic-controlled state legislature passed...
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mrdavis
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 04:48:01
DannyBoy
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 11:42:01
little
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:24:02
yahooligan
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:36:01
peccili
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:54:01
MichelleW
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:27:01
MichelleW
Your name suits you to a T.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:42:01
poopface
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:45:01
snickerdoo
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:48:01
DonaldTrump
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:30:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:27:01
milk4dh
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:18:01
sexybrain
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:09:01
chesirecat
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:30:01
chesirecat
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 04:57:01
reggie
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:03:01
PatMall
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:18:01
FactCheck
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 05:30:01
patty
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 06:03:01
yahooligan
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 06:48:01
doodooface
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 07:21:01
Chrischun
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 07:48:01
DannyBoy
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 08:45:01
PatMall
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 09:54:01
DonaldTrump
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 09:57:01
poopface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 10:06:01
poopface
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 10:27:01
reggie
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Wed, Jun 7, 2023, 11:39:01
milk4dh
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:06:01
PatMall
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:18:01
chesirecat
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:06:01
Milkman
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:09:01
reggie
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:48:01
dapper
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:03:01
Poppy
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:27:01
american
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:45:01
sexybrain
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:03:01
Poppy
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 04:06:01
patty
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:36:01
yahooligan
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 06:45:01
american
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:39:01
pentagon
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:39:01
DonaldTrump
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:45:02
thumbsup
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:57:01
Milkman
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:42:01
chesirecat
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:57:01
mrdavis
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 12:09:01
Chrischun
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:21:01
FactCheck
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:33:01
milk4dh
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:39:01
little
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 02:42:02
RunRonnieRun
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:00:01
mrdavis
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:15:02
Chrischun
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 05:45:01
idiotboy
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:00:01
idiotboy
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:18:02
snickerdoo
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 08:51:01
yahooligan
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:00:01
holly
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 09:42:01
milk4dh
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:18:01
RunRonnieRun
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:48:01
patty
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:51:01
Milkman
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 10:54:01
PatMall
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Thu, Jun 8, 2023, 11:45:01
chesirecat
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 12:54:02
chesirecat
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:00:01
patty
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:03:01
crapface
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:21:01
crapface
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:27:01
little
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:33:01
Milkman
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:15:01
thumbsup
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:48:01
american
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:15:01
american
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:42:01
dapper
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 07:18:02
yahooligan
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 07:33:01
crapface
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:09:01
yahooligan
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 08:27:01
Milkman
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:00:01
mrdavis
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:30:01
poopface
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:42:01
thumbsup
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 10:42:01
mrdavis
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 10:45:01
crapface
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:21:01
reggie
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:39:01
Milkman
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 01:12:01
Milkman
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 01:21:02
idiotboy
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 02:24:01
thumbsup
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:09:01
sexybrain
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:30:01
chesirecat
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:42:01
pentagon
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 03:51:01
idiotboy
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:06:01
Poppy
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:21:01
Milkman
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 04:54:01
FactCheck
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 05:33:01
chesirecat
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:00:02
poopface
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 06:15:01
american
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 07:27:01
MichelleW
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:18:01
PatMall
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 09:57:01
patty
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 10:48:01
DannyBoy
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:06:01
doodooface
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:12:01
sexybrain
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Fri, Jun 9, 2023, 11:36:01
Chrischun
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:45:01
yahooligan
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:51:01
patty
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:33:01
Poppy
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:00:02
crapface
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:15:01
crapface
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:24:01
PatMall
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:39:01
DannyBoy
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:45:01
DannyBoy
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:00:01
DonaldTrump
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:12:01
mrdavis
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:27:01
sexybrain
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:36:01
poopface
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:57:01
doodooface
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 06:33:01
reggie
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:54:01
dapper
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 08:09:01
DannyBoy
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:03:01
milk4dh
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:15:01
RunRonnieRun
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:30:01
poopface
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:45:01
DonaldTrump
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:39:01
chesirecat
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:45:01
Poppy
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:03:01
sexybrain
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 12:36:02
DonaldTrump
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:36:01
sexybrain
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:39:02
thumbsup
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 01:54:01
reggie
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:00:01
Milkman
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:18:01
patty
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 03:00:01
holly
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:39:01
peccili
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:42:01
thumbsup
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 04:57:01
peccili
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:12:02
Poppy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:21:01
thumbsup
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 05:36:01
little
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 06:27:01
snickerdoo
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 06:30:01
reggie
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:15:01
Chrischun
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 07:42:01
patty
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 08:39:01
Poppy
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 08:48:02
thumbsup
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:12:01
pentagon
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:27:01
MichelleW
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:33:01
peccili
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 10:39:01
yahooligan
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:03:01
FactCheck
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:21:02
crapface
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Year ago, Sat, Jun 10, 2023, 11:39:01

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