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doodooface
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:51:01
sexybrain
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:12:01
doodooface
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:54:01
dapper
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:15:01
yahooligan
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:15:01
american
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:09:01
yahooligan
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 11:27:01
yahooligan
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:57:01
american
There's good people on both sides.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:51:01
MichelleW
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
1/20/25
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:54:01
doodooface
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:42:01
yahooligan
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:15:01
MichelleW
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:27:01
mrdavis
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:27:01
little
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:36:01
PatMall
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:18:01
little
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:39:01
thumbsup
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:48:01
yahooligan
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:06:01
pentagon
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:54:01
doodooface
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:09:01
milk4dh
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:51:01
holly
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 07:51:01
pentagon
You're a great example to others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 11:54:01
DonaldTrump
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 12:21:02
crapface
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 03:03:01
reggie
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:39:01
milk4dh
Politics is a blood sport.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:57:01
pentagon
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:24:01
Poppy
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:03:01
crapface
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:21:01
thumbsup
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:27:01
yahooligan
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:33:01
poopface
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 02:00:01
little
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 02:18:01
peccili
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:51:01
Poppy
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 04:27:01
FactCheck
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 04:30:01
chesirecat
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:24:01
reggie
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:30:01
FactCheck
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:03:01
mrdavis
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:15:01
holly
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:24:01
pentagon
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 07:24:02
mrdavis
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:09:01
reggie
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:24:01
dapper
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:54:01
dapper
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:12:02
doodooface
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:33:01
sexybrain
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:00:01
Chrischun
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:09:01
holly
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 11:00:01
reggie
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 11:36:01
american
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:45:01
DannyBoy
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 12:51:01
dapper
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:33:01
PatMall
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:15:01
Milkman
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:24:01
PatMall
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:51:01
mrdavis
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 03:57:01
thumbsup
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 04:15:01
patty
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 04:57:01
Milkman
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:18:01
poopface
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:30:01
sexybrain
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:51:01
PatMall
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 05:54:01
reggie
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:09:01
DonaldTrump
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:18:02
FactCheck
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:39:01
mrdavis
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:42:02
DonaldTrump
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:54:01
reggie
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 06:57:02
poopface
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:12:01
mrdavis
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:21:01
DonaldTrump
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 08:33:01
mrdavis
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:12:01
doodooface
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:24:01
mrdavis
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:27:01
FactCheck
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:45:01
milk4dh
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 09:54:01
RunRonnieRun
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:06:01
poopface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:27:01
pentagon
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:30:01
poopface
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:36:02
peccili
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 10:45:01
american
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 11:03:01
poopface
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Mon, Jun 12, 2023, 11:42:01
yahooligan
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:06:01
idiotboy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:09:01
snickerdoo
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:12:01
Poppy
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:00:02
holly
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:06:01
PatMall
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:09:01
FactCheck
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:15:01
peccili
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:27:01
DonaldTrump
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:30:01
FactCheck
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:33:01
sexybrain
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:06:01
Chrischun
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:54:02
Milkman
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:15:01
little
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:33:01
chesirecat
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:51:01
poopface
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:00:01
RunRonnieRun
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:15:02
DonaldTrump
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:24:01
reggie
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:30:01
pentagon
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:36:01
peccili
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:42:01
doodooface
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:09:01
dapper
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:12:01
Poppy
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:27:01
little
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:48:01
milk4dh
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:51:01
dapper
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 06:15:01
FactCheck
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 06:45:01
snickerdoo
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 06:48:01
milk4dh
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:06:01
poopface
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:12:01
DonaldTrump
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:27:01
DannyBoy
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:42:01
patty
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:45:01
FactCheck
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:48:01
Milkman
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:00:01
snickerdoo
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:27:01
idiotboy
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:36:01
sexybrain
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:21:01
yahooligan
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:09:01
idiotboy
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:24:01
Milkman
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:42:01
milk4dh
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:57:01
yahooligan
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:06:01
dapper
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:27:01
american
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:48:01
snickerdoo
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:30:01
DannyBoy
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:36:01
DannyBoy
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:39:01
Poppy
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:45:01
american
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 12:48:01
holly
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:03:01
patty
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:06:01
chesirecat
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:27:01
mrdavis
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:33:01
pentagon
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 01:42:01
peccili
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:21:01
milk4dh
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 02:48:01
chesirecat
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:21:01
DannyBoy
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:30:02
reggie
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:33:01
patty
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:45:01
Chrischun
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 03:51:01
RunRonnieRun
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:12:01
snickerdoo
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:18:01
sexybrain
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:33:01
DannyBoy
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 04:54:01
patty
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:06:01
Poppy
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:12:01
american
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:21:01
reggie
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 05:33:01
snickerdoo
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:15:01
american
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:27:02
FactCheck
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:36:01
holly
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:42:01
Milkman
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:06:01
PatMall
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:18:01
PatMall
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:30:01
dapper
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:36:01
Chrischun
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 08:39:01
milk4dh
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:00:01
reggie
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:21:01
american
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:24:01
yahooligan
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:33:02
peccili
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:39:01
FactCheck
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:45:01
patty
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 09:51:01
Milkman
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:00:01
DannyBoy
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:09:01
little
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:30:01
PatMall
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 10:39:01
milk4dh
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:09:01
yahooligan
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:15:01
crapface
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:33:01
FactCheck
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Tue, Jun 13, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:12:01
mrdavis
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:24:01
poopface
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 01:42:01
little
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 01:57:01
crapface
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:00:01
FactCheck
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:15:01
dapper
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:42:01
poopface
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:06:01
chesirecat
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:12:01
mrdavis
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:18:01
sexybrain
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:21:01
Milkman
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:42:01
dapper
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:48:01
holly
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:57:01
pentagon
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:00:01
poopface
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:09:01
MichelleW
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:15:01
yahooligan
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:39:01
reggie
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:42:01
little
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:45:01
Poppy
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:48:01
sexybrain
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:54:01
yahooligan
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:09:01
milk4dh
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:21:01
MichelleW
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:24:01
idiotboy
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:09:01
dapper
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:15:01
yahooligan
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:33:01
chesirecat
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:39:01
yahooligan
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:45:01
Milkman
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:03:01
FactCheck
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:12:02
holly
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:21:01
PatMall
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:36:02
Milkman
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:03:01
poopface
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:06:01
PatMall
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:42:02
doodooface
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:45:01
FactCheck
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:00:01
thumbsup
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:18:01
PatMall
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:27:01
little
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:42:01
holly
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:57:01
little
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:12:01
little
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:39:01
sexybrain
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:51:01
DonaldTrump
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:57:01
patty
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:09:01
thumbsup
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:21:02
pentagon
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:39:01
Chrischun
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:42:01
american
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 12:51:02
sexybrain
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 01:42:01
yahooligan
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 02:57:01
idiotboy
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:06:01
Poppy
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 03:51:01
snickerdoo
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:03:01
patty
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:15:01
snickerdoo
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:21:01
milk4dh
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:27:01
little
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:39:01
crapface
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:45:01
crapface
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 04:54:01
sexybrain
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 05:30:01
mrdavis
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:27:01
thumbsup
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:51:01
mrdavis
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:06:02
american
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:27:01
poopface
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 07:57:01
DonaldTrump
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:03:01
thumbsup
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:15:01
holly
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:30:01
doodooface
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:33:01
milk4dh
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 08:36:01
sexybrain
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:03:01
peccili
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:12:01
holly
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 09:54:01
dapper
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 10:39:01
DonaldTrump
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Jun 14, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 01:18:01
DannyBoy
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:03:01
snickerdoo
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:06:01
doodooface
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:09:01
idiotboy
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:36:01
american
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:51:01
snickerdoo
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:24:01
PatMall
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:39:01
patty
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:48:01
milk4dh
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 05:15:01
MichelleW
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 06:03:01
holly
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 06:30:02
DannyBoy
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 06:39:02
Chrischun
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 06:57:01
snickerdoo
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 07:24:01
little
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 08:03:01
crapface
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 08:30:01
yahooligan
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 09:48:01
poopface
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:42:02
patty
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:54:01
pentagon
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 12:06:01
poopface
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 01:06:01
Milkman
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 01:21:01
idiotboy
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:03:01
holly
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:09:01
chesirecat
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 02:39:01
holly
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 03:09:01
pentagon
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 03:27:01
american
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:33:01
PatMall
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 04:57:01
Poppy
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 05:15:01
thumbsup
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 08:12:01
crapface
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 08:48:02
Chrischun
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 09:00:01
chesirecat
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 09:57:01
poopface
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:06:01
peccili
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:36:01
crapface
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Jun 15, 2023, 10:45:01

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snickerdoo
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
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There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
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