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doodooface
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:15:01
milk4dh
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:15:01
milk4dh
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:27:01
idiotboy
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:33:01
MichelleW
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:51:01
reggie
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:21:01
FactCheck
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:48:01
poopface
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:57:01
FactCheck
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:12:01
crapface
Nice.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:33:01
Chrischun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:36:01
yahooligan
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:06:01
american
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:30:02
pentagon
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:39:01
holly
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:24:01
reggie
Your name suits you to a T.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:39:01
milk4dh
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:48:01
american
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:15:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:24:01
crapface
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 08:03:01
PatMall
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 05:42:01
DannyBoy
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 07:30:01
Milkman
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:15:01
little
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:54:01
mrdavis
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:21:02
mrdavis
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 07:15:01
doodooface
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 10:00:01
milk4dh
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:45:01
patty
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:48:01
RunRonnieRun
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:12:01
doodooface
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 02:30:01
Milkman
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 05:15:01
MichelleW
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 06:06:01
Milkman
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 10:39:02
thumbsup
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:30:01
american
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:33:01
PatMall
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:09:01
Chrischun
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:12:01
doodooface
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:15:01
peccili
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:33:01
Poppy
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:39:01
Poppy
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:48:02
Chrischun
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:51:01
pentagon
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:00:01
crapface
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:06:01
dapper
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:12:01
mrdavis
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:21:01
poopface
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:24:01
PatMall
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:30:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:33:01
thumbsup
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:54:01
little
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:03:01
peccili
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:15:01
reggie
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:18:01
milk4dh
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:21:01
FactCheck
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:33:01
peccili
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:42:01
peccili
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:06:01
holly
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:12:01
DannyBoy
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:18:01
mrdavis
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:30:01
poopface
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:45:01
sexybrain
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:57:01
patty
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:06:01
PatMall
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:12:01
thumbsup
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:24:01
PatMall
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:30:01
patty
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:36:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:48:01
american
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:54:01
MichelleW
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:57:01
doodooface
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:09:01
american
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:12:01
Poppy
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:18:01
holly
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:21:01
crapface
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:30:01
poopface
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:54:01
snickerdoo
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:57:01
Chrischun
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:03:02
pentagon
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:06:01
PatMall
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:12:01
doodooface
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:15:01
PatMall
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:21:02
holly
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:27:01
patty
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:33:02
yahooligan
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:42:01
patty
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:21:01
Poppy
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:24:01
Chrischun
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:27:01
Milkman
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:48:02
doodooface
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:51:01
Chrischun
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:54:01
Milkman
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:15:01
yahooligan
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:18:01
FactCheck
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:24:01
dapper
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:27:02
little
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:33:01
yahooligan
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:36:01
dapper
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:54:01
doodooface
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:24:01
crapface
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:45:01
FactCheck
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:57:02
RunRonnieRun
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:21:01
pentagon
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:27:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:42:01
holly
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:51:02
pentagon
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:00:01
MichelleW
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:06:01
mrdavis
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:18:01
peccili
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:30:01
mrdavis
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:42:01
dapper
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:00:01
DannyBoy
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:12:01
DannyBoy
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:18:01
Milkman
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:24:01
peccili
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:51:01
DannyBoy
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 01:57:01
snickerdoo
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:18:01
Poppy
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:27:02
doodooface
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 02:39:01
PatMall
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:09:01
dapper
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:15:01
american
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:33:01
crapface
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 03:36:01
mrdavis
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:24:01
yahooligan
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 04:45:01
yahooligan
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:00:01
american
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:12:01
milk4dh
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:21:01
milk4dh
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:24:01
DannyBoy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:54:01
mrdavis
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 05:57:01
peccili
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 06:39:01
holly
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:12:01
thumbsup
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 07:45:01
crapface
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:00:01
doodooface
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:21:02
american
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:30:01
patty
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:39:01
milk4dh
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:45:01
american
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:51:01
FactCheck
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 09:24:01
PatMall
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:03:01
idiotboy
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:24:01
peccili
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:54:01
MichelleW
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:21:01
crapface
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:39:01
DannyBoy
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 21, 2023, 11:42:01
yahooligan
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 12:30:01
chesirecat
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:09:01
Poppy
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:21:01
reggie
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:27:01
mrdavis
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:36:01
Milkman
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:03:01
dapper
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:21:01
peccili
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:27:01
DonaldTrump
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:30:02
chesirecat
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:42:01
Milkman
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:06:01
doodooface
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:33:01
sexybrain
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:39:01
crapface
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:57:01
little
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:12:01
DonaldTrump
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:21:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 05:00:01
patty
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 05:12:02
dapper
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 07:15:01
holly
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 07:51:01
doodooface
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:21:01
thumbsup
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:27:01
peccili
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:30:01
milk4dh
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:33:01
chesirecat
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:51:01
PatMall
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 11:18:01
Milkman
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 11:24:02
Poppy
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 12:12:01
peccili
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 12:45:01
yahooligan
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:21:01
doodooface
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 01:30:01
PatMall
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:09:01
holly
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 02:36:01
little
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:15:01
crapface
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:21:01
reggie
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:27:01
dapper
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 03:30:01
DannyBoy
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:00:02
PatMall
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:03:01
doodooface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 04:51:01
thumbsup
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 05:15:01
dapper
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 05:30:01
sexybrain
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 06:30:01
poopface
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 07:27:01
american
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 08:15:01
milk4dh
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 08:24:01
little
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 08:33:01
dapper
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:03:01
doodooface
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:09:02
FactCheck
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:12:01
sexybrain
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 09:21:01
Chrischun
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:27:01
poopface
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 10:36:01
FactCheck
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 11:09:01
mrdavis
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 22, 2023, 11:24:02
FactCheck
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:48:01
snickerdoo
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:54:01
doodooface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:00:01
PatMall
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:21:02
Milkman
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 02:54:01
PatMall
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:15:01
pentagon
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:39:01
dapper
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:48:01
idiotboy
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 04:00:01
Milkman
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 04:33:01
pentagon
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 04:45:01
doodooface
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 05:42:01
thumbsup
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 06:15:02
snickerdoo
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 06:27:01
mrdavis
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 06:57:01
Milkman
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 07:06:01
holly
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 07:18:01
Poppy
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 07:51:01
PatMall
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:00:01
mrdavis
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:03:02
poopface
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:27:01
patty
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:48:01
DannyBoy
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:12:01
milk4dh
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:21:01
milk4dh
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:48:01
idiotboy
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 10:18:01
Chrischun
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:00:01
yahooligan
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:06:01
poopface
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:30:02
patty
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:33:01
reggie
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:51:01
Milkman
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:24:01
sexybrain
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:33:02
mrdavis
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 12:57:02
Chrischun
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:21:01
idiotboy
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:33:01
thumbsup
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 01:39:01
peccili
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 02:15:01
idiotboy
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 02:24:01
Chrischun
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 02:36:02
Milkman
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:03:01
MichelleW
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 03:06:01
snickerdoo
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 04:57:01
thumbsup
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 05:21:01
mrdavis
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 05:33:01
patty
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 06:18:01
poopface
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 07:24:01
holly
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:06:01
american
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 08:30:01
american
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:09:01
chesirecat
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 09:18:01
chesirecat
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 10:12:01
Poppy
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:15:01
FactCheck
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 23, 2023, 11:27:01
FactCheck
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 12:15:01
snickerdoo
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 01:33:02
sexybrain
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 01:39:01
yahooligan
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 02:09:02
dapper
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 02:48:01
pentagon
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 05:54:01
reggie
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 06:00:01
doodooface
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 06:24:01
crapface
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 06:33:01
holly
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 07:12:01
idiotboy
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 07:15:01
DonaldTrump
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 07:21:01
Milkman
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 08:57:01
poopface
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 09:51:01
sexybrain
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 10:12:01
peccili
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 11:12:02
reggie
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 11:33:01
crapface
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 12:24:01
peccili
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 12:45:01
reggie
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 01:00:01
Milkman
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 01:45:01
patty
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 02:27:01
yahooligan
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Jun 24, 2023, 03:06:01
crapface
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
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pentagon
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
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sexybrain
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
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mrdavis
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
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pentagon
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
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snickerdoo
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
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FactCheck
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
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FactCheck
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
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PatMall
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
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dapper
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
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crapface
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
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american
Politics is a blood sport.
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DannyBoy
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
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RunRonnieRun
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
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poopface
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
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milk4dh
Fake!
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