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Here’s what you need to know about leaving children at home now that school is out.
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doodooface
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:54:01
little
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:39:01
yahooligan
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:27:01
snickerdoo
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:45:01
idiotboy
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:48:01
Chrischun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:24:01
peccili
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:45:01
peccili
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:00:01
MichelleW
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:57:02
idiotboy
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Milkman
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:18:01
sexybrain
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:33:01
idiotboy
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:42:01
DonaldTrump
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:48:01
MichelleW
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:03:01
reggie
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:45:01
pentagon
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:21:01
reggie
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:00:01
sexybrain
Politics is a blood sport.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:36:01
patty
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:51:01
FactCheck
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:51:01
reggie
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:24:01
Chrischun
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:09:01
patty
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:15:01
thumbsup
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:00:01
holly
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:21:01
dapper
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:57:02
crapface
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:39:01
mrdavis
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:03:01
idiotboy
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:30:01
chesirecat
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
You deserve a hug right now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:09:01
FactCheck
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:48:01
dapper
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:12:02
snickerdoo
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:30:01
sexybrain
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:42:01
Milkman
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:06:01
mrdavis
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:36:01
dapper
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:09:01
idiotboy
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:27:01
MichelleW
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:39:01
snickerdoo
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:48:01
idiotboy
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:09:01
dapper
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:09:01
MichelleW
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:18:01
RunRonnieRun
*this
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:21:01
Milkman
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:42:01
american
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:09:01
holly
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:12:01
MichelleW
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 02:42:01
MichelleW
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 02:48:01
DonaldTrump
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:00:01
dapper
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:09:01
mrdavis
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:12:01
FactCheck
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:27:01
FactCheck
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:30:02
thumbsup
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:42:01
Poppy
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:45:01
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:48:01
reggie
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:57:02
DannyBoy
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:00:01
PatMall
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:12:01
MichelleW
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:15:02
DonaldTrump
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:18:01
american
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:24:01
Chrischun
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:27:01
pentagon
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:30:01
patty
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:33:01
thumbsup
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:48:01
patty
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:51:01
doodooface
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:57:01
DonaldTrump
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:06:01
american
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:24:01
reggie
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:27:01
patty
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:33:01
sexybrain
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:39:01
Milkman
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:45:01
DonaldTrump
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:48:01
snickerdoo
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:54:01
idiotboy
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:06:01
MichelleW
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:18:01
little
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:21:01
DonaldTrump
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:48:01
american
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:51:01
crapface
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:06:01
milk4dh
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:09:01
DannyBoy
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:21:01
little
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:24:01
little
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:42:01
pentagon
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:51:01
poopface
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:54:01
DonaldTrump
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:03:01
FactCheck
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:12:01
thumbsup
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:18:01
pentagon
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:33:01
mrdavis
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:36:01
PatMall
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:42:01
little
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:54:01
crapface
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:00:01
FactCheck
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Chrischun
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:09:01
crapface
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:15:01
yahooligan
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:18:01
PatMall
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:24:01
dapper
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:33:01
crapface
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:36:01
PatMall
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:51:01
MichelleW
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:54:01
chesirecat
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:00:01
Milkman
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:03:01
milk4dh
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:15:01
milk4dh
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:18:01
american
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:27:01
chesirecat
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:30:02
american
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:33:01
yahooligan
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:36:01
RunRonnieRun
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:45:01
little
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:57:01
chesirecat
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:06:01
Chrischun
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:12:01
pentagon
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:15:02
pentagon
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:24:02
Milkman
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:30:01
Chrischun
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:45:01
little
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:03:01
Milkman
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:09:01
reggie
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:12:01
Chrischun
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:18:01
Milkman
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:21:01
peccili
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:39:01
poopface
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:48:02
Chrischun
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:51:01
yahooligan
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:54:01
american
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:57:01
DannyBoy
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:03:01
snickerdoo
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:09:02
peccili
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:15:01
patty
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:24:01
chesirecat
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:30:01
pentagon
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:39:01
snickerdoo
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:42:01
DonaldTrump
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:45:01
holly
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:51:01
Poppy
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:03:01
pentagon
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:06:01
little
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:15:01
snickerdoo
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:18:01
PatMall
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:27:01
Milkman
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:48:01
reggie
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:09:01
doodooface
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:48:01
Milkman
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:51:01
yahooligan
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:57:01
idiotboy
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:03:02
crapface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:09:01
doodooface
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:15:01
snickerdoo
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:24:01
yahooligan
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:30:02
DonaldTrump
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:33:01
poopface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:36:01
holly
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:39:01
patty
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:45:01
idiotboy
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:48:01
holly
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:54:01
holly
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:12:01
crapface
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:36:01
Chrischun
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:54:01
FactCheck
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:57:02
RunRonnieRun
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:03:01
dapper
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:12:01
FactCheck
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:15:01
Chrischun
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:27:01
FactCheck
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:30:02
peccili
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:45:01
sexybrain
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:48:01
DonaldTrump
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:51:01
patty
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:03:01
poopface
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:09:01
mrdavis
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:15:01
idiotboy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:30:02
milk4dh
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:39:01
PatMall
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:54:01
Poppy
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:09:02
doodooface
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:15:01
Chrischun
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:21:01
MichelleW
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:24:01
crapface
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:42:01
patty
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:57:01
idiotboy
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:00:01
PatMall
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:06:01
patty
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:09:01
crapface
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:15:01
little
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:27:02
snickerdoo
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:30:01
PatMall
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:39:02
mrdavis
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:42:01
FactCheck
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:45:01
MichelleW
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:51:01
FactCheck
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:00:01
chesirecat
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:15:01
Poppy
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:18:01
crapface
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:30:01
RunRonnieRun
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:39:01
reggie
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:48:01
reggie
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:54:01
idiotboy
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:18:01
FactCheck
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:24:02
milk4dh
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:36:01
poopface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:45:01
RunRonnieRun
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:48:01
chesirecat
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:03:01
dapper
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:06:01
milk4dh
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:12:01
peccili
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:18:01
little
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:21:01
poopface
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:27:01
peccili
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:30:01
Milkman
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:45:01
dapper
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:51:01
chesirecat
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:03:01
yahooligan
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:09:01
FactCheck
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:12:01
DannyBoy
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:15:01
american
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:18:01
reggie
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:21:01
DannyBoy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:30:01
reggie
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:36:01
mrdavis
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:45:01
dapper
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:51:01
FactCheck
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:54:01
yahooligan
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:00:01
thumbsup
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:03:01
Poppy
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:06:01
DannyBoy
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:09:01
milk4dh
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:15:01
Poppy
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:18:02
PatMall
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:27:01
chesirecat
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:42:01
american
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:45:02
crapface
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:51:01
idiotboy
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Chrischun
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:12:01
idiotboy
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:18:01
reggie
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:30:01
poopface
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:39:01
yahooligan
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:42:01
reggie
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:00:01
PatMall
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:03:01
reggie
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:15:01
american
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:21:01
pentagon
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:24:01
Milkman
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:30:01
little
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:42:01
peccili
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:45:01
yahooligan
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:57:01
chesirecat
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:00:01
reggie
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:03:01
yahooligan
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:09:01
Poppy
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:24:01
Poppy
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:27:01
thumbsup
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:30:01
chesirecat
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:33:01
FactCheck
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:39:01
DannyBoy
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:48:01
DannyBoy
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:54:01
patty
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:57:01
peccili
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:03:01
MichelleW
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:18:01
snickerdoo
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:39:01
peccili
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:45:01
milk4dh
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:48:02
milk4dh
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:54:01
sexybrain
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:15:01
milk4dh
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:18:01
reggie
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:21:01
doodooface
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:27:01
FactCheck
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:36:01
yahooligan
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:45:01
Chrischun
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:51:01
mrdavis
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:00:01
patty
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:09:01
DannyBoy
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:12:01
MichelleW
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:18:01
RunRonnieRun
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:27:01
peccili
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:30:01
Milkman
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:33:01
crapface
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:36:01
thumbsup
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:42:01
idiotboy
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:51:01
yahooligan
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:54:01
poopface
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:57:02
yahooligan
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:09:01
american
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:18:01
sexybrain
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:33:01
yahooligan
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:36:01
chesirecat
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:39:01
peccili
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:42:01
DannyBoy
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:45:01
idiotboy
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:57:01
american
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:00:01
Milkman
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:03:01
snickerdoo
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:06:01
Chrischun
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:12:01
crapface
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:15:01
DonaldTrump
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:21:01
thumbsup
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:24:01
patty
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:30:01
doodooface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:33:01
DannyBoy
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:36:01
chesirecat
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:51:01
yahooligan
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:57:01
idiotboy
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:06:01
FactCheck
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:09:01
american
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:12:01
DonaldTrump
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:15:01
PatMall
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:42:01
chesirecat
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:51:01
sexybrain
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:54:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:15:01
holly
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:30:01
DonaldTrump
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:33:01
poopface
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:36:02
chesirecat
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:45:01
dapper
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:54:01
Chrischun
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:00:02
Milkman
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:15:01
Chrischun
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:24:01
Chrischun
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:27:01
dapper
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:36:01
milk4dh
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:51:01
thumbsup
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:57:01
sexybrain
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:00:01
snickerdoo
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:12:01
chesirecat
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:18:01
DonaldTrump
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:21:01
mrdavis
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:36:01
little
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:39:01
yahooligan
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:45:01
reggie
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:48:01
thumbsup
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:51:01
milk4dh
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:57:01
Milkman
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:03:02
DannyBoy
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:06:01
PatMall
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:18:01
peccili
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:24:01
chesirecat
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:27:01
thumbsup
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:30:01
sexybrain
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:33:01
snickerdoo
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:36:01
little
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:45:01
sexybrain
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:00:01
reggie
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:03:02
pentagon
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:06:01
yahooligan
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:18:02
idiotboy
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:21:01
PatMall
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:24:01
patty
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:36:01
dapper
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:42:01
DannyBoy
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:48:01
little
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:57:01
little
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:00:01
mrdavis
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:09:01
sexybrain
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:12:01
little
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:30:01
Chrischun
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:42:01
little
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:51:01
milk4dh
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:06:01
MichelleW
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:12:01
chesirecat
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:18:01
peccili
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:30:01
Chrischun
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:39:01
Chrischun
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:42:01
thumbsup
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:45:01
poopface
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:51:01
little
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:00:01
reggie
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:06:01
reggie
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:21:01
milk4dh
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:33:01
reggie
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:42:01
MichelleW
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:45:01
thumbsup
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:06:01
chesirecat
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:09:01
poopface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:27:01
doodooface
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:36:01
FactCheck
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:54:01
doodooface
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:57:01
Chrischun
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:00:01
pentagon
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:03:01
patty
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:06:01
patty
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:18:01
american
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:30:01
FactCheck
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:36:01
dapper
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:42:01
doodooface
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:45:01
Poppy
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:48:01
Chrischun
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:54:01
MichelleW
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:57:01
american
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:12:01
peccili
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:21:01
idiotboy
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:27:01
PatMall
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:30:01
FactCheck
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:33:01
little
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:36:01
holly
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:45:01
Chrischun
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:57:01
milk4dh
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:00:01
crapface
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:06:01
doodooface
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:09:01
thumbsup
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:18:01
reggie
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:27:01
sexybrain
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:39:01
FactCheck
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:51:01
crapface
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:03:01
thumbsup
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:15:02
Milkman
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:21:01
reggie
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:24:01
yahooligan
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:30:01
DonaldTrump
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:39:01
pentagon
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:45:01
RunRonnieRun
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:48:01
mrdavis
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:51:01
snickerdoo
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:54:01
MichelleW
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:57:01
crapface
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:00:01
little
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:03:01
idiotboy
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:09:01
patty
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:36:01
mrdavis
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:39:01
FactCheck
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:48:01
patty
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:51:01
dapper
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:54:01
Poppy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:00:01
little
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:09:01
idiotboy
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:18:01
thumbsup
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:21:01
Milkman
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:30:01
holly
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:33:01
MichelleW
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:39:01
pentagon
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:57:01
pentagon
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:03:01
american
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:06:01
PatMall
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:12:02
crapface
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:21:01
milk4dh
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:27:01
crapface
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:30:01
doodooface
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:39:01
idiotboy
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:45:02
holly
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:54:01
Poppy
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:12:01
mrdavis
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:15:01
yahooligan
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:21:01
MichelleW
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:36:01
sexybrain
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:45:01
chesirecat
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:51:01
american
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:06:01
thumbsup
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:15:01
thumbsup
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:30:01
crapface
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:36:01
chesirecat
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:54:01
thumbsup
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:00:01
MichelleW
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:03:01
yahooligan
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:18:01
sexybrain
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:27:01
DonaldTrump
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:48:02
crapface
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:45:01
MichelleW
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:06:01
holly
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:21:01
sexybrain
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:33:01
snickerdoo
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:45:01
reggie
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:51:01
FactCheck
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:03:01
patty
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:18:02
milk4dh
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:21:01
poopface
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:57:01
sexybrain
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:00:01
RunRonnieRun
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:39:01
Poppy
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:51:01
sexybrain
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:30:01
milk4dh
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:36:01
holly
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:45:01
crapface
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:51:01
idiotboy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:15:01
holly
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:36:01
pentagon
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:57:01
Milkman
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:00:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:03:01
PatMall
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:09:01
FactCheck
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:51:01
idiotboy
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:57:01
snickerdoo
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:00:01
little
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:21:01
snickerdoo
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:24:01
crapface
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:39:01
Chrischun
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:45:01
dapper
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:51:01
MichelleW
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:06:01
thumbsup
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:12:01
yahooligan
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:24:01
mrdavis
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:30:01
Chrischun
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:39:01
MichelleW
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:21:01
little
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:30:02
pentagon
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:39:01
peccili
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:12:01
FactCheck
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:24:01
reggie
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:27:01
little
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:48:02
peccili
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:06:01
poopface
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:15:01
chesirecat
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:18:01
crapface
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:21:01
FactCheck
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:06:01
idiotboy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:24:01
thumbsup
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:36:01
american
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:42:01
MichelleW
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:00:01
dapper
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:09:01
little
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 10:33:01
holly
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 11:54:01
FactCheck
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:36:01
thumbsup
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:54:01
thumbsup
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:15:01
reggie
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:27:01

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