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When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
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submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:54:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:39:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:57:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:03:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:27:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:45:01
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:48:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:24:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:00:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:57:02
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:06:01
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:18:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:33:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:42:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:48:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:03:01
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:45:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:21:01
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:00:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:36:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:51:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:51:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:24:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:09:01
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:15:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:06:01
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:00:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:21:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:57:02
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:39:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:03:01
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:30:01
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:15:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:48:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:27:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:12:02
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:30:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:42:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:06:01
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:36:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:09:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:39:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:48:01
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:09:01
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:09:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:18:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:42:01
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:09:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:12:01
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 02:42:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 02:48:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:00:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:09:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:12:01
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:27:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:30:02
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:42:01
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:48:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 03:57:02
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:00:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:12:01
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:15:02
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:18:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:24:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:27:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:30:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:33:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:48:01
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:51:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 04:57:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:06:01
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:24:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:27:01
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:33:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:39:01
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:45:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 05:48:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:06:01
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:18:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:21:01
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 06:51:01
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:06:01
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:09:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:21:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:42:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:51:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 07:54:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:03:01
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:12:01
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:18:01
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:33:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:36:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:42:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 08:54:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:00:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:09:01
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:15:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:18:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:24:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:33:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:36:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:42:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:51:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 09:54:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:00:01
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:03:01
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:15:01
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:30:02
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:33:01
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:36:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:45:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 10:57:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:06:01
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:15:02
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:24:02
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:30:01
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Jun 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:09:01
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:12:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:18:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:21:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:39:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:48:02
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:51:01
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:54:01
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:57:01
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:09:02
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:24:01
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:30:01
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:42:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:45:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:51:01
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:03:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:06:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:15:01
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:18:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:27:01
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:48:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:09:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:27:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:48:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:51:01
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:54:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:57:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:03:02
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:09:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:15:01
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:24:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:30:02
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:33:01
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:39:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:45:01
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:48:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:54:01
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:12:01
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:36:01
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:39:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:54:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:03:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:12:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:15:01
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:27:01
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:30:02
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:45:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:48:01
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:51:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:03:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:09:01
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:15:01
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:30:02
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:39:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:54:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:12:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:15:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:21:01
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:24:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:42:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:51:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:06:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:09:01
You have the courage of your convictions.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:15:01
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:27:02
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:30:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:39:02
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:45:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:00:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:15:01
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:18:01
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:30:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:39:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:48:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:54:01
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:18:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:36:01
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:45:01
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:48:01
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:00:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:03:01
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:06:01
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:12:01
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:18:01
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:21:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:27:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:30:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 12:51:01
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:03:01
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:09:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:12:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:15:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:18:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:21:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:30:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:36:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:45:01
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 01:54:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:00:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:03:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:06:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:09:01
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:15:01
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:18:02
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:24:01
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:27:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:42:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:45:02
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 02:51:01
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:06:01
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:12:01
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:18:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:39:01
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 03:42:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:00:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:03:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:24:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:42:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 04:57:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:00:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:03:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:09:01
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:24:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:30:01
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:33:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:39:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:48:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:54:01
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 05:57:01
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:03:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:18:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:39:01
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:45:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:48:02
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 06:54:01
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:12:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:15:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:18:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:27:01
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:36:01
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:45:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 07:51:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:00:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:09:01
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:12:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:18:01
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:21:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:27:01
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:33:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:36:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:51:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 08:57:02
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:09:01
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:18:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:33:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:36:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:39:01
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:42:01
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:45:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:54:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 09:57:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:00:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:03:01
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:06:01
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:12:01
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:15:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:21:01
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:24:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:30:01
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:36:01
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:51:01
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 10:57:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:06:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:09:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:45:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:51:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:54:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Jun 28, 2023, 11:57:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:15:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:33:01
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:54:01
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:00:02
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:12:01
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:15:01
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:24:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:27:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:36:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:51:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:57:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:00:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:12:01
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:18:01
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:21:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:24:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:30:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:36:01
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:45:01
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:51:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:57:01
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:03:02
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:06:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:27:01
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:30:01
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:33:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:36:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:45:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:48:01
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:00:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:03:02
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:06:01
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:18:02
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:21:01
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:36:01
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:42:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:48:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:57:01
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:09:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:12:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:30:01
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:33:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:42:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:51:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:06:01
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:12:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:18:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:30:01
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:39:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:42:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:54:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:00:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:06:01
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:33:01
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:42:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:45:01
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:06:01
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:09:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:12:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:27:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:36:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:45:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:57:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:00:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:06:01
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:18:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:30:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:36:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:42:01
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:45:01
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:48:01
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:57:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:21:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:27:01
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:36:01
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:00:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:06:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:09:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:18:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:39:01
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:51:01
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:03:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:15:02
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:21:01
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:30:01
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:39:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:45:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:48:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:51:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:54:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 12:57:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:00:01
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:03:01
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:36:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:39:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:45:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:48:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:51:01
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 01:54:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:00:01
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:21:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:30:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:39:01
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 02:57:01
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:03:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:06:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:12:02
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:21:01
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:27:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:30:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:39:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 03:45:02
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:06:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:12:01
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:21:01
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:36:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 04:51:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:06:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:15:01
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:30:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:36:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 05:54:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:00:01
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:03:01
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:18:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:27:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:30:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 06:48:02
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 07:45:01
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:06:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:21:01
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:45:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 08:51:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:03:01
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:21:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:33:01
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 09:57:01
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:00:01
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 10:39:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:36:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:45:01
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Jun 29, 2023, 11:51:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:15:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:36:01
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 12:57:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:03:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:09:01
Character is what you are in the dark.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:51:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 01:57:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:24:01
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:39:01
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:45:01
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 02:51:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:06:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:12:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:24:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:30:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 03:39:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:21:01
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 04:39:01
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:12:01
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:27:01
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 05:48:02
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:06:01
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:15:01
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:18:01
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:21:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 06:27:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:06:01
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:24:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:36:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:42:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:00:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:09:01
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 10:33:01
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 11:54:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 07:54:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:15:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Jun 30, 2023, 08:27:01
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