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doodooface
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 01:12:01
patty
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 02:09:01
milk4dh
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 02:54:02
RunRonnieRun
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 06:36:01
crapface
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 09:06:01
sexybrain
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:03:02
reggie
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:24:01
poopface
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:24:01
reggie
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:12:01
patty
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:21:01
peccili
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:57:01
holly
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:33:01
idiotboy
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:36:01
holly
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:57:01
american
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:06:01
reggie
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:30:01
Poppy
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:03:01
MichelleW
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:45:01
reggie
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:51:01
MichelleW
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:36:01
holly
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:54:01
mrdavis
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:51:01
doodooface
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:30:01
FactCheck
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:09:01
patty
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:15:01
reggie
You have impeccable manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:06:01
Milkman
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:21:01
thumbsup
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:39:01
dapper
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:51:01
crapface
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:00:01
FactCheck
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:30:01
Poppy
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:48:01
DannyBoy
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:39:01
holly
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:45:01
poopface
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:15:01
FactCheck
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 01:03:01
reggie
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 01:54:01
dapper
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 02:51:01
Chrischun
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 03:12:01
yahooligan
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 03:21:01
sexybrain
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 03:30:01
little
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 04:54:01
peccili
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 06:09:01
peccili
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 09:57:01
sexybrain
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jul 28, 2023, 10:18:01
Chrischun
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 02:06:01
PatMall
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 02:27:01
snickerdoo
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 03:03:01
little
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 05:21:01
snickerdoo
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 05:45:01
pentagon
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 06:00:01
Poppy
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 06:03:01
MichelleW
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 07:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 09:09:01
MichelleW
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 11:27:01
doodooface
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 01:33:01
peccili
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 01:57:02
RunRonnieRun
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 02:12:01
peccili
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 05:24:01
reggie
Statistics don't lie, but liars use statistics
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 06:21:01
poopface
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 06:24:01
DonaldTrump
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 08:03:01
milk4dh
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jul 29, 2023, 11:18:02
MichelleW
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 12:48:02
reggie
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 01:00:01
reggie
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 01:09:01
Milkman
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 01:15:02
snickerdoo
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:00:01
dapper
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:09:01
crapface
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:45:01
FactCheck
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 06:45:01
sexybrain
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 08:48:01
thumbsup
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 08:51:01
peccili
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 08:54:01
Chrischun
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 09:12:01
DannyBoy
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 09:30:02
dapper
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 09:54:01
doodooface
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 11:03:01
DonaldTrump
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 11:57:01
milk4dh
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 01:33:01
chesirecat
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 02:21:01
FactCheck
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 02:51:01
pentagon
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 04:24:01
dapper
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 04:30:01
milk4dh
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:03:01
dapper
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 05:36:01
Milkman
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 06:48:01
patty
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 07:09:01
snickerdoo
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 07:18:01
holly
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 07:39:01
snickerdoo
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 08:00:01
snickerdoo
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 08:27:01
Chrischun
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 09:45:01
idiotboy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Jul 30, 2023, 10:18:01
thumbsup
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:00:01
mrdavis
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:15:01
DonaldTrump
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:21:01
sexybrain
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:27:02
Milkman
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:30:01
mrdavis
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:57:01
dapper
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:03:01
yahooligan
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:06:01
Milkman
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:09:01
patty
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:12:01
RunRonnieRun
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:15:01
DonaldTrump
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:21:01
FactCheck
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:27:01
patty
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:39:01
Poppy
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:57:01
Poppy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:03:01
patty
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:06:01
MichelleW
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:09:01
patty
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:12:01
american
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:15:02
Milkman
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:21:01
RunRonnieRun
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:33:01
dapper
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:36:01
yahooligan
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:42:01
chesirecat
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:00:01
american
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:15:01
idiotboy
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:18:01
sexybrain
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:24:01
pentagon
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:27:01
yahooligan
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:36:01
snickerdoo
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:39:01
peccili
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:42:01
mrdavis
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:45:01
holly
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:54:01
pentagon
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:00:01
poopface
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:12:01
crapface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:30:01
FactCheck
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:48:01
DonaldTrump
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:54:01
crapface
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:21:01
dapper
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:24:01
snickerdoo
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:27:01
MichelleW
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:33:01
thumbsup
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:54:01
Chrischun
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:15:01
FactCheck
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:18:01
yahooligan
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:21:01
little
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:42:01
dapper
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:45:01
Poppy
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:48:01
peccili
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:51:01
reggie
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:54:01
DonaldTrump
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:03:01
american
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:06:01
dapper
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:21:01
little
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:33:01
Poppy
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:36:01
snickerdoo
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:42:01
american
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:54:01
poopface
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:15:01
pentagon
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:18:01
peccili
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:36:01
idiotboy
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:39:01
american
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:42:01
crapface
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:45:01
idiotboy
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:48:02
poopface
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:57:01
yahooligan
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:06:01
milk4dh
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:12:01
crapface
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:18:02
poopface
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:24:01
little
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:30:01
sexybrain
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:36:01
FactCheck
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:39:01
american
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:57:01
idiotboy
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:03:01
PatMall
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:06:01
peccili
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:09:01
idiotboy
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:18:01
pentagon
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:21:01
american
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:27:01
peccili
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:33:01
peccili
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:45:01
FactCheck
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:57:02
crapface
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:06:01
peccili
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:15:01
little
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:18:01
RunRonnieRun
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:39:01
Milkman
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:48:01
little
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:57:01
dapper
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:00:01
DonaldTrump
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:03:01
doodooface
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:06:02
milk4dh
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:15:01
crapface
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:18:01
mrdavis
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:33:01
thumbsup
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:42:02
RunRonnieRun
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:45:01
dapper
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 12:57:01
Poppy
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:00:01
Poppy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:06:01
idiotboy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:12:01
DonaldTrump
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:18:01
sexybrain
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:33:02
little
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:42:01
holly
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 01:48:02
RunRonnieRun
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:03:01
PatMall
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:09:01
poopface
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:12:01
PatMall
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:21:02
yahooligan
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:36:01
PatMall
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:39:01
peccili
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 02:51:02
patty
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:00:01
patty
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:12:01
Chrischun
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:27:01
snickerdoo
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:36:01
peccili
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:42:01
milk4dh
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:45:01
poopface
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:48:01
dapper
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:51:01
doodooface
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 03:57:01
Chrischun
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:06:01
peccili
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:12:01
Chrischun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:18:01
Chrischun
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:24:01
PatMall
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:30:02
chesirecat
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:33:01
PatMall
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:36:01
crapface
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:45:01
Milkman
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:54:01
patty
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 04:57:01
crapface
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:09:01
Chrischun
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:12:02
idiotboy
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:15:02
poopface
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:18:01
crapface
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:24:01
american
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:27:02
patty
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:36:01
MichelleW
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:45:01
milk4dh
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:48:01
pentagon
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 05:54:01
snickerdoo
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:03:01
yahooligan
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:09:01
milk4dh
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:30:01
peccili
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:33:02
idiotboy
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:39:01
Chrischun
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:48:01
reggie
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 06:54:01
Poppy
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:06:01
little
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:09:01
Chrischun
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:21:01
dapper
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:36:01
MichelleW
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 07:51:01
Poppy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:03:01
MichelleW
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:27:01
DannyBoy
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:51:01
MichelleW
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 08:54:01
patty
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:03:01
dapper
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:12:02
RunRonnieRun
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:21:01
milk4dh
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:30:02
FactCheck
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:33:01
FactCheck
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:48:02
holly
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:54:01
doodooface
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 09:57:01
yahooligan
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:06:01
snickerdoo
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:18:01
holly
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:24:01
sexybrain
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:36:01
little
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:42:01
PatMall
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:45:01
idiotboy
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:48:01
yahooligan
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:51:01
pentagon
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 10:57:01
crapface
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:00:01
snickerdoo
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:18:01
yahooligan
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:21:01
holly
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:24:01
FactCheck
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:27:01
chesirecat
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:33:01
MichelleW
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:36:01
patty
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:39:01
crapface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:42:01
snickerdoo
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:48:01
poopface
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Jul 31, 2023, 11:54:01

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snickerdoo
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
snickerdoo | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:21
sexybrain
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
sexybrain | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:18
crapface
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
crapface | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:12
FactCheck
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of...
FactCheck | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:06
Chrischun
The time is always right to do what is right.
Chrischun | Sep 26, 2023 at 01:00
doodooface
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex....
doodooface | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:54
holly
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
holly | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:51
little
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
little | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:48
snickerdoo
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
snickerdoo | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:30