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RunRonnieRun
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:24:01
yahooligan
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:21:01
chesirecat
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:48:01
FactCheck
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:03:01
yahooligan
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:54:01
idiotboy
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:51:01
chesirecat
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:09:01
crapface
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:45:01
little
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:45:01
holly
Change the world by being yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:51:01
mrdavis
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:57:01
poopface
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:06:01
yahooligan
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:30:01
pentagon
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:39:01
patty
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:30:01
Chrischun
Why are there news stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:30:01
sexybrain
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:57:01
Milkman
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:51:01
poopface
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:03:02
chesirecat
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:18:01
peccili
You deserve a hug right now.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:03:01
chesirecat
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:30:02
snickerdoo
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:48:01
Milkman
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:57:02
idiotboy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:15:01
reggie
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:42:01
RunRonnieRun
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:45:01
poopface
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:48:01
FactCheck
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:03:01
FactCheck
Best day ever!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:27:01
peccili
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:27:01
PatMall
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:03:01
mrdavis
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:15:01
DonaldTrump
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:18:01
pentagon
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:12:01
idiotboy
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:45:01
DonaldTrump
Where's the beef?
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:36:01
american
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:03:01
reggie
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:18:01
milk4dh
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:36:01
reggie
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:39:01
peccili
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:54:01
MichelleW
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:57:01
reggie
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:00:01
peccili
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:06:01
thumbsup
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:09:01
DannyBoy
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:18:01
pentagon
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:27:01
MichelleW
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:36:01
milk4dh
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:42:01
little
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:45:01
DannyBoy
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:57:01
dapper
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:00:01
milk4dh
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:03:01
PatMall
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:06:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:09:01
MichelleW
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:15:02
Milkman
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:18:01
sexybrain
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:24:01
MichelleW
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:30:01
patty
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:33:01
doodooface
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:42:01
pentagon
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:15:01
DonaldTrump
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:30:01
mrdavis
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:33:02
PatMall
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:36:01
milk4dh
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:48:01
crapface
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:51:01
peccili
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 12:57:01
yahooligan
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:00:02
Poppy
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:03:01
reggie
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:09:01
american
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:18:01
Chrischun
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:21:01
american
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:27:02
dapper
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:36:01
peccili
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 01:39:01
mrdavis
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:24:01
doodooface
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:33:01
peccili
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:36:01
snickerdoo
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 02:39:02
snickerdoo
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:15:01
DonaldTrump
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:18:01
milk4dh
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:27:01
poopface
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:39:01
Milkman
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:45:01
dapper
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:48:01
mrdavis
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 03:54:01
dapper
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:00:01
idiotboy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:03:01
dapper
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:06:01
Chrischun
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:12:01
american
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:18:01
Chrischun
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:24:01
sexybrain
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:30:01
idiotboy
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:36:01
little
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:39:01
Chrischun
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:42:01
little
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:45:02
patty
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 04:54:01
thumbsup
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:06:01
idiotboy
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:21:01
pentagon
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:33:01
snickerdoo
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:36:01
milk4dh
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:48:02
mrdavis
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:51:01
RunRonnieRun
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 05:54:01
Poppy
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:09:01
patty
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:24:01
DonaldTrump
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:30:02
thumbsup
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:33:01
american
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:39:01
Chrischun
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:54:01
dapper
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 06:57:01
peccili
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:00:01
DonaldTrump
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:03:01
mrdavis
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:09:01
holly
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:15:01
FactCheck
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:27:01
peccili
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:39:01
milk4dh
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:48:01
crapface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 07:54:01
MichelleW
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:00:01
american
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:15:01
Poppy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:21:01
holly
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:24:01
peccili
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:27:01
sexybrain
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:36:01
FactCheck
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:45:01
MichelleW
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 08:48:02
peccili
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:30:01
idiotboy
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:36:01
Milkman
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 09:48:01
milk4dh
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:12:01
reggie
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:15:01
idiotboy
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:21:01
holly
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:24:01
idiotboy
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:27:01
DonaldTrump
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:36:01
holly
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 10:42:01
peccili
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:00:01
mrdavis
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:03:01
mrdavis
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:21:01
MichelleW
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:33:02
holly
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:39:01
pentagon
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:42:01
peccili
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 22, 2023, 11:54:01
patty
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:03:01
little
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:18:02
FactCheck
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:24:01
chesirecat
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:30:01
mrdavis
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:48:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:54:01
reggie
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:00:01
FactCheck
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:09:01
milk4dh
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:15:02
thumbsup
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:18:02
snickerdoo
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:24:01
american
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:27:01
Chrischun
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:36:01
reggie
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:42:01
poopface
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:54:01
peccili
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:00:01
reggie
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:15:01
dapper
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:18:02
doodooface
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:21:01
american
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:24:01
holly
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:27:02
PatMall
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:33:01
patty
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:51:01
Chrischun
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:54:01
doodooface
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:06:01
mrdavis
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:15:01
pentagon
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:21:02
mrdavis
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:24:01
Chrischun
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:27:01
DonaldTrump
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:33:01
Milkman
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:36:02
DannyBoy
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:39:01
pentagon
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:42:01
Chrischun
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:45:01
little
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:06:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:39:01
Poppy
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:45:01
doodooface
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:03:01
chesirecat
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:06:01
yahooligan
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:15:01
pentagon
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:33:01
Chrischun
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:54:01
idiotboy
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:03:01
poopface
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:09:01
american
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:24:01
thumbsup
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:33:01
RunRonnieRun
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:39:01
Milkman
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:42:01
MichelleW
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:45:01
MichelleW
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:00:01
Milkman
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:06:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:09:01
thumbsup
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:12:01
holly
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:18:01
crapface
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:21:01
Chrischun
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:24:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:30:01
MichelleW
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:36:01
idiotboy
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:39:01
little
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:42:01
Milkman
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:45:01
Chrischun
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:54:01
american
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:57:01
FactCheck
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:12:01
american
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:15:01
american
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:27:01
DannyBoy
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:30:01
american
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:33:01
PatMall
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:36:01
holly
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:45:01
thumbsup
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:48:01
pentagon
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:12:01
little
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:18:01
PatMall
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:21:01
thumbsup
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:30:02
Poppy
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:33:01
MichelleW
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:36:02
yahooligan
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:42:01
snickerdoo
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:54:01
DannyBoy
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:00:01
peccili
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:03:01
yahooligan
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:06:01
PatMall
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:12:01
DonaldTrump
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:18:01
idiotboy
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:27:01
reggie
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:39:01
mrdavis
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:42:01
reggie
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:54:01
PatMall
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:57:01
DannyBoy
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:00:01
FactCheck
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:06:01
little
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:15:01
idiotboy
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:21:01
patty
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:27:01
patty
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:42:02
little
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:45:01
Poppy
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:48:01
MichelleW
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:03:01
poopface
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:09:01
Milkman
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:18:01
patty
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:33:01
RunRonnieRun
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:36:02
PatMall
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:51:01
thumbsup
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:54:01
snickerdoo
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 12:57:01
FactCheck
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:00:01
sexybrain
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:09:01
dapper
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:12:02
pentagon
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 01:48:01
patty
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:00:01
peccili
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:03:01
reggie
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:06:01
DannyBoy
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:18:01
DonaldTrump
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:21:01
Poppy
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:27:01
idiotboy
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:30:01
MichelleW
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:36:01
dapper
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:42:01
reggie
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:45:02
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:51:01
patty
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 02:54:01
patty
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:00:01
little
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:03:02
idiotboy
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:09:01
snickerdoo
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:12:01
doodooface
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:15:01
reggie
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:27:01
holly
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:30:01
PatMall
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:36:01
thumbsup
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:39:01
doodooface
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:51:01
pentagon
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:54:01
thumbsup
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 03:57:01
MichelleW
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:09:01
reggie
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:24:02
DannyBoy
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:27:01
patty
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:33:02
DonaldTrump
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:48:01
Milkman
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 04:54:01
FactCheck
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:00:01
sexybrain
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:36:01
DannyBoy
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:15:02
little
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:42:01
peccili
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:57:01
chesirecat
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:00:02
thumbsup
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:12:01
snickerdoo
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:24:01
DonaldTrump
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:27:01
thumbsup
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:48:01
Chrischun
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:30:01
peccili
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:12:01
poopface
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:33:01
Milkman
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:03:01
poopface
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:30:01
chesirecat
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:51:01
pentagon
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:06:01
crapface
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:18:01
little
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:42:01
peccili
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:09:01
peccili
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:15:01
milk4dh
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:33:01
little
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:45:01
reggie
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:36:01
snickerdoo
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:42:01
milk4dh
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:51:01
peccili
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:51:01
milk4dh
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:51:01
pentagon
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:12:01
Chrischun
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:33:01
PatMall
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:12:01
DannyBoy
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:42:02
PatMall
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:45:01
yahooligan
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:51:01
sexybrain
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:03:02
snickerdoo
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:09:01
little
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:12:01
dapper
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:21:02
pentagon
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:24:01
Milkman
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:39:01
peccili
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:03:01
mrdavis
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:06:01
dapper
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:21:01
peccili
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:24:01
american
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:39:01
peccili
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:03:01
DonaldTrump
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:30:01
MichelleW
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:39:01
MichelleW
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:06:01
dapper
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:03:01
pentagon
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:21:01
thumbsup
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:45:01
DonaldTrump
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:42:01
MichelleW
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:45:01
thumbsup
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:15:01
american
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:18:01
american
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:57:01
DannyBoy
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:45:01
idiotboy
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:06:01
sexybrain
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:39:01
yahooligan
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:03:01
idiotboy
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:06:01
snickerdoo
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:09:01
doodooface
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:18:01
thumbsup
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:45:01
Poppy
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:51:01
crapface
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:03:01
idiotboy
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:27:01
RunRonnieRun
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:54:01
mrdavis
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:45:01
PatMall
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:36:01
holly
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:45:01
Milkman
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:30:01
Milkman
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:33:01
patty
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:03:01
Chrischun
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:06:01
thumbsup
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:09:01
PatMall
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:51:01
peccili
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:24:01
american
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:45:01
little
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:09:01
reggie
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:03:02
FactCheck
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:21:01
peccili
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:30:01
pentagon
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:06:01
little
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:33:01
sexybrain
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:57:01
sexybrain
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:06:01
holly
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:12:01
idiotboy
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:06:01
PatMall
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:54:01
holly
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:18:01
yahooligan
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:30:01
sexybrain
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:33:01
reggie
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:12:01
yahooligan
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:06:01
DannyBoy
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:24:01
milk4dh
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:27:02
idiotboy
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:48:01
yahooligan
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:51:01
american
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:45:01
MichelleW
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:57:01

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FactCheck
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of...
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Chrischun
The time is always right to do what is right.
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doodooface
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex....
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holly
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
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little
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
little | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:48
snickerdoo
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
snickerdoo | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:30
peccili
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
peccili | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:06
little
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
little | Sep 26, 2023 at 12:03
Milkman
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
Milkman | Sep 26, 2023 at 11:45