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The former president and 18 of his allies were indicted by a grand jury for allegedly orchestrating a “criminal enterprise” to subvert his 2020 election loss in Georgia.
Added 11 Months ago (Wednesday, Aug 23, 2023, 05:00)
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pentagon
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:33:01
holly
Why do I read these things?
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:51:01
chesirecat
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:48:01
reggie
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:36:01
dapper
This is not happening.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:18:01
FactCheck
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:06:01
sexybrain
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:54:01
DonaldTrump
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:51:02
MichelleW
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:30:01
FactCheck
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:06:01
thumbsup
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:21:01
poopface
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:15:01
doodooface
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:36:01
reggie
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:12:01
dapper
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:33:02
mrdavis
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:15:01
idiotboy
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:03:01
crapface
You light up the room.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:27:01
poopface
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:33:01
MichelleW
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+1) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:48:01
MichelleW
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 05:39:01
dapper
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:12:01
crapface
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:45:01
patty
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 06:48:01
sexybrain
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:15:01
snickerdoo
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:36:01
dapper
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:39:01
crapface
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:03:01
MichelleW
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:09:01
thumbsup
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:24:01
poopface
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:30:01
snickerdoo
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 09:57:01
Milkman
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:00:01
idiotboy
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:24:01
FactCheck
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 10:27:01
Poppy
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:21:01
doodooface
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:33:02
thumbsup
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Wed, Aug 23, 2023, 11:54:01
milk4dh
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:00:01
Poppy
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:30:01
peccili
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:39:01
idiotboy
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:42:01
Milkman
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:15:01
holly
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:21:01
Milkman
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:42:01
Milkman
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:45:01
milk4dh
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:57:01
Poppy
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:06:01
holly
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:12:02
patty
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:00:01
patty
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:24:01
american
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:27:01
mrdavis
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:33:01
peccili
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:51:01
Chrischun
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:48:01
chesirecat
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:33:01
patty
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:39:02
little
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:00:01
milk4dh
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:09:01
peccili
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:30:01
snickerdoo
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:33:01
sexybrain
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:03:01
peccili
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:24:01
little
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:39:01
Chrischun
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:45:01
Milkman
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:48:01
PatMall
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:06:01
Chrischun
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:21:01
Chrischun
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:33:02
little
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:48:01
crapface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:54:01
american
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:00:01
reggie
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:03:01
yahooligan
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:24:01
MichelleW
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:36:01
idiotboy
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:39:01
idiotboy
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:36:01
DannyBoy
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 12:48:01
american
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:15:01
RunRonnieRun
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:18:01
holly
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:33:01
sexybrain
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 01:54:01
MichelleW
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:00:01
doodooface
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:03:02
patty
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:42:01
DonaldTrump
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:00:01
crapface
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:54:01
sexybrain
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:18:02
FactCheck
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:27:01
Chrischun
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:03:01
little
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:24:01
Chrischun
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:00:01
american
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 07:24:01
Poppy
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:21:01
Poppy
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:27:01
little
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:51:01
pentagon
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:30:01
DonaldTrump
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:33:01
MichelleW
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:33:01
idiotboy
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:36:01
peccili
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 11:51:01
thumbsup
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:27:01
Chrischun
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:42:01
patty
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:57:01
dapper
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:48:01
crapface
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:24:02
mrdavis
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:42:01
milk4dh
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:54:01
dapper
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:12:01
chesirecat
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:27:01
pentagon
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:39:01
peccili
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:06:01
MichelleW
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:42:02
sexybrain
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:06:01
PatMall
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:12:01
FactCheck
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:00:01
american
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:30:01
crapface
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:06:01
idiotboy
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:45:01
chesirecat
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:48:01
holly
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:12:01
thumbsup
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:48:01
milk4dh
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:15:01
doodooface
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:21:01
doodooface
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:18:01
sexybrain
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:12:01
crapface
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:30:02
PatMall
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:30:01
little
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:33:01
american
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:24:01
DonaldTrump
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 06:00:01
poopface
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:54:02
patty
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:03:01
peccili
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:42:01
milk4dh
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:54:01
doodooface
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:09:02
FactCheck
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:12:02
poopface
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:51:01
MichelleW
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:06:01
crapface
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:12:01
idiotboy
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:27:01
MichelleW
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:39:01
crapface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:33:01
american
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:51:01
yahooligan
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:30:01
peccili
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:03:01
patty
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:21:01
Poppy
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Milkman
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:39:01
dapper
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:15:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:18:01
Milkman
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:39:01
patty
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:54:01
patty
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:57:01
reggie
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:27:01
yahooligan
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:39:01
dapper
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:45:02
patty
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:30:01
sexybrain
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:48:01
RunRonnieRun
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:18:01
patty
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:51:01
dapper
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:06:01
reggie
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:21:01
chesirecat
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:36:01
Chrischun
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:45:01
MichelleW
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:27:01
milk4dh
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:27:01
snickerdoo
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:33:01
little
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:21:01
pentagon
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:33:02
milk4dh
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:57:02
FactCheck
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:00:01
poopface
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:57:01
little
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:24:01
sexybrain
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:39:01
peccili
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:48:01
patty
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:24:01
DannyBoy
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:27:01
milk4dh
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:39:01
Poppy
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:42:01
snickerdoo
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:15:02
dapper
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:48:01
milk4dh
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:21:01
peccili
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:24:01
chesirecat
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:27:01
holly
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:57:01
peccili
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:06:02
idiotboy
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:21:01
RunRonnieRun
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:27:01
little
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:45:01
crapface
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:18:01
snickerdoo
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:09:01
holly
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:24:01
pentagon
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 11 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:33:01

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Chrischun
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
Chrischun | Jun 19, 2024 at 07:06
american
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
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Milkman
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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Milkman
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
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american
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
american | Jun 19, 2024 at 06:18
PatMall
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex....
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How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
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FactCheck
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
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