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yahooligan
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:42:01
DannyBoy
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:30:01
DannyBoy
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:51:01
yahooligan
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:48:01
crapface
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:54:01
idiotboy
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:15:01
patty
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:30:02
poopface
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:42:01
patty
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:12:01
PatMall
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:12:01
Poppy
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:00:01
chesirecat
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:27:01
Chrischun
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:51:01
yahooligan
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:36:01
poopface
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:21:01
dapper
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:33:01
pentagon
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:36:01
Milkman
In other words, you're fucked.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:42:01
american
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:45:02
Poppy
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:00:01
idiotboy
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:36:01
patty
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:45:01
poopface
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:39:01
Poppy
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:06:01
yahooligan
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:00:01
Milkman
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:09:02
american
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:45:01
yahooligan
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:33:01
little
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:09:01
pentagon
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:33:01
patty
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 02:45:01
Chrischun
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 03:00:01
thumbsup
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 04:39:01
mrdavis
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 05:12:01
mrdavis
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:36:01
thumbsup
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 06:51:01
yahooligan
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:12:01
MichelleW
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 08:36:01
holly
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:06:02
american
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 09:51:01
little
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 24, 2023, 10:00:01
Chrischun
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:39:01
mrdavis
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:51:01
idiotboy
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:33:01
holly
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:36:01
crapface
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:39:01
patty
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:39:01
patty
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:57:01
patty
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:06:01
FactCheck
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 04:45:01
Milkman
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:30:01
milk4dh
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:42:01
idiotboy
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:57:01
MichelleW
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:09:01
peccili
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:48:01
crapface
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:15:01
mrdavis
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:33:01
peccili
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:45:01
crapface
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 12:48:01
little
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 01:12:01
pentagon
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:06:01
DannyBoy
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 02:39:02
RunRonnieRun
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 03:48:01
reggie
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 05:45:01
mrdavis
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:03:01
yahooligan
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:24:01
doodooface
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:45:01
doodooface
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 07:48:01
dapper
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 08:12:01
FactCheck
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:12:01
crapface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:00:01
snickerdoo
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:21:01
DonaldTrump
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 10:57:02
PatMall
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:33:01
poopface
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Fri, Aug 25, 2023, 11:51:01
idiotboy
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:12:01
pentagon
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 12:18:02
poopface
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:15:01
Milkman
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:03:01
PatMall
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:06:01
idiotboy
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:36:01
doodooface
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:57:01
Chrischun
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:48:01
PatMall
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:51:01
milk4dh
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:21:01
american
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:24:01
mrdavis
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:42:01
idiotboy
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Chrischun
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:12:01
doodooface
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:51:02
doodooface
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:57:01
Milkman
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:09:01
RunRonnieRun
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:27:01
Chrischun
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:36:01
DonaldTrump
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:18:01
little
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:39:02
RunRonnieRun
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:45:01
american
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:24:01
patty
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:09:01
DonaldTrump
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:33:02
PatMall
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:39:01
little
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 10:06:01
Poppy
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:15:01
american
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:21:01
poopface
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:42:01
milk4dh
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:30:01
idiotboy
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 01:45:01
yahooligan
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 02:30:01
DonaldTrump
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:21:01
Milkman
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:39:01
thumbsup
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:54:01
Chrischun
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 03:57:01
yahooligan
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:09:01
patty
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:18:01
crapface
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 04:45:01
FactCheck
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:00:01
Poppy
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:24:01
little
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:39:01
DonaldTrump
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 05:54:01
doodooface
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 06:27:02
yahooligan
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 07:30:01
reggie
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:15:01
holly
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:18:01
snickerdoo
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:24:01
doodooface
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:39:01
Poppy
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 08:42:01
little
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 09:57:02
yahooligan
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:36:01
milk4dh
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:42:01
little
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sat, Aug 26, 2023, 11:48:01
Milkman
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:00:01
chesirecat
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:15:01
mrdavis
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:24:01
FactCheck
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:27:01
holly
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:39:01
crapface
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:51:01
holly
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:54:01
idiotboy
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:00:01
snickerdoo
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:27:01
patty
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:39:01
idiotboy
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:45:01
Milkman
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:51:01
idiotboy
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:00:01
PatMall
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:06:01
Milkman
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:12:02
yahooligan
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:15:01
doodooface
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:18:01
PatMall
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:27:01
american
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:30:01
thumbsup
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:36:01
yahooligan
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:45:01
DonaldTrump
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:06:02
Milkman
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:09:01
Milkman
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:15:01
yahooligan
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:21:01
peccili
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:27:01
Chrischun
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:45:01
milk4dh
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:51:01
holly
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:09:01
yahooligan
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:12:01
yahooligan
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:18:01
Milkman
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:21:01
dapper
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:24:01
yahooligan
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:33:01
Milkman
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:39:01
pentagon
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:54:01
chesirecat
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:57:01
doodooface
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:09:01
milk4dh
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:12:01
yahooligan
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:18:01
DannyBoy
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:21:01
snickerdoo
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:33:01
Milkman
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:36:01
yahooligan
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:39:01
mrdavis
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:00:01
peccili
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:03:01
Poppy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:06:01
yahooligan
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:09:01
Chrischun
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:18:01
PatMall
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:33:01
little
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:39:01
snickerdoo
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:03:02
MichelleW
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:06:01
idiotboy
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:12:01
patty
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Milkman
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:27:01
sexybrain
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:36:01
doodooface
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:39:01
thumbsup
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:48:01
poopface
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:51:01
snickerdoo
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:57:01
chesirecat
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:15:01
reggie
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:18:01
Chrischun
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:30:01
PatMall
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:36:01
Milkman
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:51:01
sexybrain
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:54:01
reggie
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:00:02
crapface
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:03:01
little
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:06:01
thumbsup
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:15:01
DannyBoy
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:21:01
chesirecat
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:27:01
doodooface
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:36:01
american
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:42:01
little
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:51:01
DannyBoy
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:15:01
mrdavis
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:21:01
snickerdoo
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:24:01
yahooligan
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:27:01
holly
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:30:01
thumbsup
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:45:01
chesirecat
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:51:01
peccili
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:54:01
FactCheck
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:03:01
Milkman
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:15:01
Chrischun
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:30:01
reggie
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:36:01
poopface
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:39:01
milk4dh
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:42:01
reggie
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:45:01
MichelleW
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:54:01
little
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:15:02
Chrischun
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:18:01
dapper
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:21:01
dapper
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:30:01
chesirecat
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:42:01
FactCheck
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:45:01
poopface
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:54:01
patty
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 12:57:01
peccili
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:00:01
sexybrain
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:09:01
RunRonnieRun
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:12:01
doodooface
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:24:01
little
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:36:02
holly
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:39:01
poopface
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:51:01
doodooface
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:54:01
Chrischun
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 01:57:01
mrdavis
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:00:01
peccili
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:03:01
peccili
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:09:01
mrdavis
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:15:01
crapface
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:18:01
peccili
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:21:01
little
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:33:02
reggie
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:45:01
reggie
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:54:01
yahooligan
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 02:57:01
mrdavis
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:09:01
holly
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:12:01
snickerdoo
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:15:01
Milkman
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:21:02
PatMall
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:24:01
PatMall
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:27:01
poopface
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:30:01
idiotboy
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:45:01
poopface
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:54:02
PatMall
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:09:01
doodooface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:12:01
american
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:24:02
peccili
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:27:01
FactCheck
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:48:01
crapface
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 04:51:01
yahooligan
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:09:01
yahooligan
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:12:02
mrdavis
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:18:01
yahooligan
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:36:01
milk4dh
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:39:02
idiotboy
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:45:01
MichelleW
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:48:01
peccili
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 05:54:01
FactCheck
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:09:01
FactCheck
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:18:02
Poppy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:21:01
sexybrain
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:24:01
snickerdoo
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:27:01
little
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 06:54:01
Milkman
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:18:01
poopface
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:27:01
doodooface
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:33:01
holly
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:39:01
MichelleW
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:42:01
peccili
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:48:01
PatMall
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 07:51:01
reggie
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:06:01
MichelleW
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:12:01
PatMall
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:18:01
snickerdoo
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:21:01
pentagon
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:24:01
peccili
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
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yahooligan
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:51:01
MichelleW
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 08:54:01
idiotboy
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:00:01
mrdavis
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Milkman
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:12:01
PatMall
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:27:01
peccili
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:36:01
poopface
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:39:01
FactCheck
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:42:01
idiotboy
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 09:45:01
DannyBoy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:06:02
reggie
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:42:01
Chrischun
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:45:01
dapper
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 10:54:01
peccili
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:15:01
poopface
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:18:01
FactCheck
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:30:02
Poppy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:36:01
Chrischun
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:39:02
poopface
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Sun, Aug 27, 2023, 11:54:01

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