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doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:51:01
holly
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:57:01
thumbsup
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:12:02
Poppy
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:15:01
thumbsup
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:18:01
thumbsup
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:03:01
DannyBoy
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:21:01
holly
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:00:01
Poppy
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:39:01
FactCheck
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:33:01
yahooligan
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:00:01
thumbsup
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:24:01
milk4dh
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:54:01
reggie
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:12:01
Milkman
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:33:01
thumbsup
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:30:01
sexybrain
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:48:01
little
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:30:01
holly
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:39:01
PatMall
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:06:01
pentagon
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:30:01
holly
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:42:01
poopface
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:00:01
sexybrain
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:12:01
little
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:36:01
yahooligan
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:33:01
RunRonnieRun
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:21:01
poopface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:21:01
yahooligan
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:12:01
dapper
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:42:01
MichelleW
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:03:01
Chrischun
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:06:01
Chrischun
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Chrischun
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:21:02
idiotboy
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:27:02
Poppy
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:33:01
peccili
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:42:01
mrdavis
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:51:01
pentagon
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 12:57:01
MichelleW
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:06:01
Milkman
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:12:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:18:01
Chrischun
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:21:01
pentagon
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:24:01
patty
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:27:01
DonaldTrump
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:39:01
doodooface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 01:51:02
DannyBoy
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:03:01
thumbsup
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:06:01
reggie
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:12:01
DonaldTrump
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:15:01
DonaldTrump
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:24:01
american
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:36:01
sexybrain
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 02:51:01
patty
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:03:01
mrdavis
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:12:01
thumbsup
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:18:01
american
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:21:01
idiotboy
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:30:01
pentagon
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:36:01
little
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:42:01
little
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:45:01
dapper
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:48:01
reggie
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 03:54:01
FactCheck
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:00:01
patty
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:03:01
reggie
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:06:01
yahooligan
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:12:01
pentagon
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:15:01
chesirecat
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:21:01
FactCheck
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:27:01
DannyBoy
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:39:01
holly
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:45:01
doodooface
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:48:01
american
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 04:54:01
PatMall
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:09:02
milk4dh
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:12:01
american
Real patriotism is a willingness to challenge the government when it's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:15:01
doodooface
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:21:02
american
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:24:01
patty
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:27:01
doodooface
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:30:01
FactCheck
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 05:42:01
patty
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:15:01
patty
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:18:01
DannyBoy
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:27:02
DannyBoy
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:33:01
Chrischun
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:39:01
pentagon
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:42:01
mrdavis
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:51:01
Milkman
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 06:54:01
dapper
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:00:01
DannyBoy
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:09:01
doodooface
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:12:01
Milkman
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:15:01
doodooface
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:18:01
chesirecat
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:21:01
little
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:24:01
poopface
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:27:01
crapface
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:33:01
Poppy
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:39:01
milk4dh
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:42:01
milk4dh
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:45:02
snickerdoo
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:51:02
PatMall
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 07:57:01
chesirecat
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:18:01
MichelleW
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:24:01
PatMall
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:27:01
thumbsup
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:30:01
yahooligan
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:42:01
snickerdoo
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:51:01
thumbsup
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:54:01
crapface
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 08:57:01
MichelleW
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:06:01
chesirecat
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:09:02
poopface
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:12:01
chesirecat
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:21:01
DannyBoy
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:27:01
FactCheck
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:30:01
PatMall
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:48:01
mrdavis
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 09:51:01
milk4dh
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:09:02
DannyBoy
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:24:01
doodooface
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:27:01
mrdavis
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 10:45:01
thumbsup
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:18:01
mrdavis
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:21:01
pentagon
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:48:01
milk4dh
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Mon, Aug 28, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:00:01
poopface
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:03:02
thumbsup
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:06:02
DannyBoy
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:09:01
chesirecat
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:30:01
milk4dh
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:33:01
poopface
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:45:01
milk4dh
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:54:01
milk4dh
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:03:01
holly
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:15:01
little
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:21:01
reggie
A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:24:01
american
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:30:01
DannyBoy
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:36:01
thumbsup
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:45:01
reggie
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:54:01
DannyBoy
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:09:01
patty
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:12:01
MichelleW
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:18:01
thumbsup
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:30:01
Chrischun
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:36:01
Poppy
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:51:01
holly
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:09:01
Chrischun
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:12:01
sexybrain
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:15:01
peccili
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:21:01
yahooligan
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:24:01
snickerdoo
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:27:01
DonaldTrump
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:36:01
MichelleW
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:42:01
Milkman
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:48:01
DannyBoy
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:54:01
little
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:57:01
yahooligan
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:03:01
doodooface
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:09:01
peccili
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:15:02
thumbsup
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:21:01
chesirecat
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:24:01
Poppy
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:27:01
doodooface
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:33:01
Poppy
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:51:01
pentagon
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:57:01
idiotboy
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:03:01
MichelleW
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:12:01
thumbsup
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:18:01
peccili
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:21:01
yahooligan
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:24:01
little
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:36:01
RunRonnieRun
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:45:01
Poppy
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:48:01
american
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:54:01
MichelleW
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:06:01
DannyBoy
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:15:01
poopface
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:21:01
FactCheck
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:24:01
crapface
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:27:01
sexybrain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:30:01
MichelleW
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:39:02
Milkman
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:48:01
Chrischun
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:51:01
doodooface
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:09:01
idiotboy
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:15:01
snickerdoo
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:18:01
PatMall
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:30:01
Milkman
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:39:01
chesirecat
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:48:02
thumbsup
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:57:01
sexybrain
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:27:01
chesirecat
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:39:01
sexybrain
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:48:01
chesirecat
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:51:01
sexybrain
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:57:01
milk4dh
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:12:01
Milkman
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:15:02
pentagon
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:33:01
mrdavis
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:00:01
chesirecat
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:12:01
doodooface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:42:01
snickerdoo
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:45:01
mrdavis
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:06:01
little
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:36:01
milk4dh
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:39:01
pentagon
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:42:01
american
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:45:01
Poppy
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:06:01
FactCheck
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:15:01
doodooface
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:33:01
peccili
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:03:01
crapface
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:09:02
DannyBoy
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:18:01
chesirecat
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:21:01
thumbsup
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:45:01
RunRonnieRun
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:48:01
little
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 01:51:01
reggie
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:00:01
idiotboy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:03:02
doodooface
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:21:01
doodooface
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:27:01
milk4dh
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:39:01
FactCheck
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:51:01
holly
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:57:01
DannyBoy
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:12:01
sexybrain
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:15:01
pentagon
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:30:01
peccili
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:51:01
Chrischun
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:57:01
thumbsup
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:00:02
yahooligan
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:06:02
milk4dh
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:42:01
PatMall
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:27:01
Chrischun
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:33:01
sexybrain
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:57:01
thumbsup
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:18:01
poopface
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:30:01
snickerdoo
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:33:01
poopface
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:39:01
Milkman
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:42:02
thumbsup
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:48:01
Chrischun
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:51:01
american
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:54:01
doodooface
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:36:01
FactCheck
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:42:01
reggie
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:48:01
poopface
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:57:01
FactCheck
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:00:01
milk4dh
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:24:01
reggie
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:27:02
DonaldTrump
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:42:01
patty
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:54:01
Milkman
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:09:01
PatMall
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:12:01
idiotboy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:21:01
poopface
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:27:01
yahooligan
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:48:01
RunRonnieRun
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:51:01
pentagon
Undeniable integrity is the absolute supreme quality. Without it, no genuine accomplishment is attainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:54:01
reggie
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:12:01
pentagon
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:21:01
poopface
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:24:01
FactCheck
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:36:01
chesirecat
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:42:01
DannyBoy
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:45:01
american
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:48:01
RunRonnieRun
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:57:01
peccili
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:15:01
doodooface
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:54:01
doodooface
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:00:01
patty
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:18:02
american
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:24:01
milk4dh
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:27:01
PatMall
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:36:01
PatMall
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:42:01
crapface
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:06:02
doodooface
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:09:01
holly
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:36:02
sexybrain
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:24:01
reggie
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:27:01
DannyBoy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:45:01
pentagon
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:09:01
DonaldTrump
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:30:01
pentagon
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:33:01
DonaldTrump
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:03:01
RunRonnieRun
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:06:01
dapper
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:09:01
milk4dh
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:27:01
Poppy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:51:01
dapper
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:54:01
Milkman
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:03:01
peccili
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:09:01
yahooligan
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:18:01
DonaldTrump
Perhaps the surest test of an individual's integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:24:02
snickerdoo
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:09:01
little
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:18:01
Poppy
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:21:02
holly
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:24:01
MichelleW
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:30:02
chesirecat
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:36:01
Milkman
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:42:01
mrdavis
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:27:01
FactCheck
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:39:01
MichelleW
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:42:01
FactCheck
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:48:01
yahooligan
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:00:02
milk4dh
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:12:01
little
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:18:01
FactCheck
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:42:01
poopface
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:12:01
snickerdoo
I am worthy of all the good in the world has to offer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:45:01
Poppy
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:00:01
holly
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:57:01
Milkman
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:24:01
Poppy
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:30:01
FactCheck
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:42:02
DonaldTrump
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:54:01
yahooligan
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:42:01
FactCheck
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:42:01
idiotboy
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:03:01
dapper
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:27:01
snickerdoo
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:36:01
doodooface
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:57:01
Milkman
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:15:01
Poppy
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:27:01
little
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:51:01
sexybrain
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:33:01
pentagon
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:33:01
holly
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:39:01
holly
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:00:01
sexybrain
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 05:09:01
peccili
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 05:12:01
FactCheck
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 06:36:02
Chrischun
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 07:51:01
milk4dh
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:42:01
pentagon
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:45:01
american
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:24:01
chesirecat
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 01:09:01
milk4dh
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 01:39:01
crapface
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:09:01
milk4dh
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:36:01
holly
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 09:48:02
snickerdoo
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:27:01
milk4dh
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 10 Months ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:24:01

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