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submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:27:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:57:01
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:12:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:06:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:30:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:51:01
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:51:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:42:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:27:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:51:01
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:57:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:51:01
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 04:51:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:03:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 12:45:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:09:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:15:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 02:36:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:06:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:09:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:24:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:27:01
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 03:39:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:03:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:33:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 04:39:01
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:51:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 05:54:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:21:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 06:36:02
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:09:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:15:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:24:01
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 07:33:01
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:09:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 08:21:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:18:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:21:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:27:01
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:33:01
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 09:45:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:15:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:45:01
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 10:57:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:00:01
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:09:01
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Tue, Aug 29, 2023, 11:30:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:03:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:33:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:03:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:09:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:48:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:27:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:54:01
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 02:57:02
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:06:01
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 03:36:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:00:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:03:01
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:42:01
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:45:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:48:01
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:51:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:12:01
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:36:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:39:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:12:01
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:21:02
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:30:02
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:39:01
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:45:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:57:01
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:30:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:45:01
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:48:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:51:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:57:01
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:00:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 08:39:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:06:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:12:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:24:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:27:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:54:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 12:48:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 01:03:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:27:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 04:45:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 05:00:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 06:42:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 07:36:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:06:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:18:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 09:39:01
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 10:18:01
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Wed, Aug 30, 2023, 11:00:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:06:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:24:01
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:48:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:57:01
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:00:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 03:36:01
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:06:01
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 05:36:01
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 06:51:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 07:12:01
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 07:27:01
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:18:01
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:48:01
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:24:01
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 10:54:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 11:00:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 12:18:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 01:18:01
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 02:09:01
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 04:15:01
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 08:21:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Thu, Aug 31, 2023, 09:00:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 12:33:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 02:12:01
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 08:18:01
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 08:51:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 10:06:01
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 10:15:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 11:39:01
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 12:30:01
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 01:48:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 02:33:01
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 02:48:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 04:57:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 06:03:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 08:03:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 08:21:01
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 09:33:01
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 1, 2023, 10:39:01
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