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MichelleW
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 10:51:01
peccili
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:27:01
MichelleW
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:00:01
doodooface
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:45:01
doodooface
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:48:01
FactCheck
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:21:01
idiotboy
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:18:01
crapface
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:42:01
FactCheck
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:03:01
snickerdoo
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:15:01
sexybrain
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 03:33:01
FactCheck
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:09:01
milk4dh
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 06:18:01
MichelleW
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 07:48:01
Poppy
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Sep 12, 2023, 08:36:01
holly
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:12:01
holly
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:21:01
doodooface
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:09:01
little
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:12:01
thumbsup
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:27:01
FactCheck
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:06:01
mrdavis
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:12:01
FactCheck
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:12:01
mrdavis
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:57:01
chesirecat
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:21:01
thumbsup
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:09:01
FactCheck
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:54:01
holly
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:21:01
reggie
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:36:01
american
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 10:51:01
poopface
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 11:33:01
PatMall
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:00:01
Poppy
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 12:18:01
holly
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 01:39:01
sexybrain
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:48:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 02:51:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:15:01
little
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 04:51:01
thumbsup
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:06:01
reggie
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:12:01
PatMall
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 05:27:01
doodooface
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 06:36:01
doodooface
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:12:01
milk4dh
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:27:02
pentagon
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 08:48:01
patty
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:42:01
patty
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Sep 13, 2023, 09:54:02
snickerdoo
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:06:01
pentagon
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 12:45:02
milk4dh
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:39:02
doodooface
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:42:01
snickerdoo
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:30:01
DonaldTrump
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:39:02
idiotboy
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:48:01
PatMall
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:51:01
dapper
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:54:01
patty
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 04:45:01
idiotboy
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:06:01
mrdavis
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:33:01
Milkman
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:12:01
Poppy
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 07:30:01
Chrischun
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:33:01
holly
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:45:01
DonaldTrump
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:24:01
little
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:54:01
doodooface
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:27:01
idiotboy
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 01:12:01
milk4dh
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:03:01
FactCheck
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 02:51:01
mrdavis
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:00:01
poopface
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:03:01
yahooligan
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 03:48:01
poopface
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 06:45:01
chesirecat
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 08:48:01
crapface
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 09:00:01
doodooface
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 10:48:01
mrdavis
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:09:01
holly
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Sep 14, 2023, 11:30:02
sexybrain
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:18:01
DonaldTrump
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 12:51:01
peccili
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:06:01
thumbsup
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:39:01
reggie
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:45:01
chesirecat
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:27:01
thumbsup
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:33:01
sexybrain
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:51:01
poopface
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:12:01
poopface
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:00:01
idiotboy
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 08:33:01
chesirecat
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:30:01
patty
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:06:01
Milkman
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:03:01
sexybrain
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:12:02
snickerdoo
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:42:01
pentagon
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 05:15:01
patty
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:06:01
reggie
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:09:01
peccili
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:33:01
snickerdoo
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:00:01
pentagon
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:09:01
DannyBoy
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:15:01
holly
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:45:01
pentagon
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:00:01
little
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:06:01

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Poppy
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Poppy | May 15, 2024 at 11:54
idiotboy
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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PatMall
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
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Poppy
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
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american
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
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yahooligan
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
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poopface
Turn your wounds into wisdom
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Milkman
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