Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:57:46
 
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The president returned to his "Dark Brandon" persona to tag Trump with a moniker for the ages.
Added 2 Weeks ago (Friday, Sep 15, 2023, 10:36)
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snickerdoo
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:57:01
DannyBoy
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:09:01
yahooligan
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:45:01
yahooligan
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 06:15:01
sexybrain
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:09:01
crapface
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:27:01
snickerdoo
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:09:02
chesirecat
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 11:33:02
snickerdoo
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:54:01
PatMall
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:30:01
poopface
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:03:01
chesirecat
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:33:01
yahooligan
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:57:01
Milkman
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:03:01
yahooligan
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:24:01
yahooligan
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:33:01
yahooligan
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:45:01
thumbsup
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:12:01
RunRonnieRun
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:48:01
sexybrain
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:18:01
milk4dh
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:24:01
thumbsup
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:18:01
DannyBoy
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:36:01
thumbsup
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:45:01
idiotboy
There's good people on both sides.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:00:01
doodooface
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:15:01
milk4dh
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:06:01
DonaldTrump
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:27:01
milk4dh
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:00:01
milk4dh
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:30:01
MichelleW
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:18:01
DannyBoy
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:27:01
DannyBoy
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 01:39:01
reggie
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 02:39:01
poopface
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:48:02
little
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 03:54:01
holly
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:15:01
FactCheck
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 04:33:01
little
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 06:03:01
Chrischun
Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on. I'm talking to you, Katniss.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 07:12:01
DonaldTrump
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 09:18:01
DannyBoy
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 10:24:01
pentagon
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Fri, Sep 15, 2023, 11:00:02
Poppy
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:24:02
DannyBoy
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:30:01
dapper
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:57:01
FactCheck
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:03:01
peccili
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:36:02
DonaldTrump
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:39:01
peccili
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Weeks ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:51:01
mrdavis
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:42:01
snickerdoo
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:48:01
reggie
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:54:01
Chrischun
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:06:01
sexybrain
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:33:01
chesirecat
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 04:36:01
chesirecat
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 04:54:02
MichelleW
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 04:57:01
FactCheck
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:03:01
pentagon
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 06:09:01
crapface
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:03:01
thumbsup
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:06:01
FactCheck
[Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:30:01
holly
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:57:02
PatMall
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 08:15:01
MichelleW
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 08:51:01
FactCheck
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:03:01
FactCheck
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:15:01
little
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:39:01
poopface
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:54:01
holly
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:09:01
dapper
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:33:01
DonaldTrump
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:42:01
american
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:51:01
peccili
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 11:15:01
peccili
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:18:01
doodooface
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:30:02
DannyBoy
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 12:48:02
Poppy
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:12:01
RunRonnieRun
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 01:15:01
poopface
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:00:01
crapface
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:09:01
patty
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:18:01
doodooface
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:21:01
Poppy
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:00:01
dapper
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:30:01
poopface
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:36:01
idiotboy
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 03:48:01
dapper
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 04:36:01
doodooface
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:03:01
sexybrain
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:12:01
mrdavis
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:18:01
sexybrain
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:48:01
DonaldTrump
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 05:54:01
holly
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 06:24:01
Poppy
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:39:01
patty
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:42:01
thumbsup
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:45:02
holly
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 07:57:02
Milkman
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 08:39:02
Milkman
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:03:01
reggie
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:12:02
idiotboy
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 09:54:01
reggie
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 10:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 11:06:01
idiotboy
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 11:36:01
thumbsup
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sat, Sep 16, 2023, 11:57:02
FactCheck
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 12:54:01
peccili
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 01:15:01
holly
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:18:01
dapper
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:48:01
Milkman
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 03:39:01
yahooligan
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 03:45:01
Chrischun
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:45:01
mrdavis
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:12:01
thumbsup
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:15:01
doodooface
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:36:01
peccili
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:54:01
Chrischun
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 06:51:01
sexybrain
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:03:01
dapper
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:09:01
DannyBoy
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:33:01
DannyBoy
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:39:01
doodooface
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:51:01
DonaldTrump
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:54:01
pentagon
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:06:01
FactCheck
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it away from you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:57:01
poopface
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 09:00:01
PatMall
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 09:33:01
patty
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:15:01
holly
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:45:01
reggie
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:18:02
peccili
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:57:01
Poppy
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 12:03:01
MichelleW
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 12:15:01
mrdavis
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 12:27:01
Poppy
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:12:01
crapface
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:18:01
MichelleW
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:30:01
poopface
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 02:54:01
Poppy
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 03:42:01
reggie
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 03:48:01
doodooface
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:15:01
Poppy
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:24:01
little
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:45:01
poopface
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 04:57:01
mrdavis
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:00:01
Milkman
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:39:01
PatMall
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 06:09:01
Chrischun
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:00:01
poopface
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:36:01
Chrischun
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:09:01
Milkman
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:42:01
reggie
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 08:57:01
patty
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 09:51:01
little
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:18:01
Milkman
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:24:01
idiotboy
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:30:01
thumbsup
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:42:01
MichelleW
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 10:48:01
PatMall
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:15:01
milk4dh
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:45:01
pentagon
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:48:01
little
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Sun, Sep 17, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:00:01
american
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:12:01
sexybrain
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:15:01
crapface
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:18:01
FactCheck
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:33:01
little
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:36:01
PatMall
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:51:01
Chrischun
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:57:01
MichelleW
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:03:01
doodooface
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:09:01
idiotboy
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:18:01
crapface
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:27:01
milk4dh
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:39:02
Milkman
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:42:01
poopface
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:54:01
crapface
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:12:01
patty
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:18:01
chesirecat
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:21:01
doodooface
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:24:01
DannyBoy
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:30:01
DannyBoy
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:36:02
dapper
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:54:01
doodooface
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:06:01
DannyBoy
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:27:01
PatMall
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:36:01
reggie
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:51:01
Milkman
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:09:01
dapper
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:15:01
crapface
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:18:01
patty
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:24:01
Milkman
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:27:01
crapface
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:30:01
mrdavis
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:33:01
poopface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:39:01
Chrischun
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:42:01
Chrischun
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:45:01
Chrischun
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:48:01
peccili
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:54:01
FactCheck
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:57:01
FactCheck
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:06:01
MichelleW
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:15:02
peccili
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:24:01
holly
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:30:01
reggie
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:33:01
RunRonnieRun
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:36:01
little
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:42:01
milk4dh
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:57:01
snickerdoo
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:06:01
patty
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:12:01
yahooligan
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:15:01
crapface
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:21:01
patty
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:57:01
milk4dh
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:00:01
doodooface
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:03:01
milk4dh
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:06:01
chesirecat
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:15:01
patty
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:21:01
doodooface
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:24:01
Poppy
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:27:01
doodooface
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:30:01
DannyBoy
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:33:01
reggie
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:36:01
FactCheck
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:39:01
Milkman
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:54:02
dapper
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:00:01
chesirecat
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:06:01
pentagon
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:12:01
crapface
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:21:01
Poppy
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:27:01
snickerdoo
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:36:01
sexybrain
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:42:01
thumbsup
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:45:02
Milkman
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:48:01
doodooface
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:54:02
patty
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:57:01
MichelleW
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:00:01
DonaldTrump
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:03:01
american
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:09:01
MichelleW
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:18:01
PatMall
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:27:01
FactCheck
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:30:01
patty
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:33:01
poopface
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:42:01
RunRonnieRun
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:48:01
mrdavis
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:51:01
american
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:57:01
peccili
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:12:01
holly
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:15:02
reggie
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:18:01
thumbsup
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:24:01
PatMall
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:33:02
thumbsup
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:39:01
crapface
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:57:01
poopface
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:06:01
patty
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:09:01
yahooligan
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:12:01
idiotboy
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:24:02
Chrischun
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:27:01
MichelleW
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:30:01
doodooface
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:54:01
MichelleW
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:57:01
reggie
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:00:02
FactCheck
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:06:01
chesirecat
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:09:01
yahooligan
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:27:01
MichelleW
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:33:01
DannyBoy
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:39:01
peccili
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:48:01
DannyBoy
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 12:57:01
doodooface
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:03:02
patty
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:09:02
DannyBoy
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:30:01
FactCheck
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:39:01
Chrischun
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:42:02
american
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:48:01
yahooligan
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 01:54:02
idiotboy
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:00:01
idiotboy
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:06:01
Milkman
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:12:01
Chrischun
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:21:01
dapper
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:33:02
milk4dh
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 02:48:01
american
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:09:02
patty
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:18:01
Chrischun
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:21:01
sexybrain
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:30:01
reggie
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:36:01
thumbsup
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:39:01
FactCheck
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 03:48:02
patty
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:00:01
FactCheck
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:21:02
Poppy
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:27:01
reggie
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:33:01
DonaldTrump
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:36:01
DonaldTrump
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:57:01
poopface
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:06:01
holly
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:36:01
chesirecat
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:48:01
mrdavis
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:03:01
peccili
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:09:01
poopface
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:15:01
thumbsup
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:18:01
idiotboy
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:33:01
Poppy
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:51:01
PatMall
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:00:02
idiotboy
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:15:01
dapper
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:18:01
sexybrain
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:36:01
PatMall
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:00:01
yahooligan
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:03:01
holly
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:12:01
yahooligan
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:18:01
PatMall
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:03:01
poopface
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:06:01
chesirecat
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:15:02
reggie
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:30:01
little
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:36:01
crapface
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:42:01
pentagon
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:36:01
DannyBoy
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:42:01

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