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From Atlanta to The Office, these are the episodes that the makers of shows like Abbott Elementary and Bob’s Burgers can’t get enough of.
Added 6 Months ago (Monday, Sep 18, 2023, 04:00)
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american
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:18:01
chesirecat
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:51:01
RunRonnieRun
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:57:01
PatMall
That color is perfect on you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:12:01
american
Politics is a blood sport.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:39:01
Milkman
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:09:01
patty
Why do they write stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:06:01
pentagon
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You are making a difference.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:48:01
sexybrain
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:00:01
milk4dh
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
PatMall
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:36:02
chesirecat
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:12:01
FactCheck
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:45:01
crapface
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:54:01
Poppy
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:45:01
dapper
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:54:01
FactCheck
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:39:01
reggie
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:42:01
snickerdoo
Politics is a blood sport.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:48:01
Chrischun
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
peccili
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
milk4dh
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:15:01
poopface
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:33:01
RunRonnieRun
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:45:02
chesirecat
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:01
milk4dh
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
poopface
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:24:01
poopface
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:51:02
little
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:27:01
FactCheck
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:03:01
peccili
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
american
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
little
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:48:02
doodooface
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:51:01
Chrischun
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:57:01
Chrischun
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
poopface
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:57:01
patty
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:36:01
doodooface
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:06:01
DannyBoy
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:06:01
pentagon
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:24:01
Milkman
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
reggie
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:09:02
dapper
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:36:01
doodooface
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:45:01
chesirecat
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:54:01
american
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:06:01
poopface
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:18:01
pentagon
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:42:01
snickerdoo
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:54:01
sexybrain
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:00:01
Milkman
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:09:01
idiotboy
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:33:01
milk4dh
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:39:01
pentagon
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:57:01
FactCheck
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:30:02
crapface
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:24:01
holly
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:33:01
DonaldTrump
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:42:01
doodooface
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:48:01
thumbsup
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:54:01
poopface
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:15:01
peccili
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:36:01
pentagon
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:48:01
crapface
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:00:01
thumbsup
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:27:01
crapface
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:57:01
sexybrain
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:33:02
american
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:06:01
poopface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:15:01
american
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:18:01
american
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:21:01
american
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
Milkman
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:30:01
PatMall
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
little
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:48:01
crapface
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
pentagon
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:57:01
milk4dh
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:01
holly
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:12:01
american
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:15:01
poopface
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
patty
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:24:01
reggie
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
yahooligan
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:51:01
poopface
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:57:01
yahooligan
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
FactCheck
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:18:01
idiotboy
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
PatMall
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:39:01
Poppy
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:42:01
poopface
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:45:01
reggie
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:48:01
Milkman
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:54:01
Milkman
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:57:01
FactCheck
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:09:01
PatMall
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:12:01
peccili
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
mrdavis
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:24:01
sexybrain
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:30:01
Milkman
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:33:01
reggie
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
american
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:00:01
little
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
crapface
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:09:01
patty
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:12:01
patty
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:02
FactCheck
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:39:01
Poppy
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:42:01
patty
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
chesirecat
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:48:01
doodooface
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:54:01
holly
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:06:01
reggie
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
reggie
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:12:02
peccili
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:24:01
MichelleW
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:27:01
Poppy
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:30:01
DannyBoy
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:01
patty
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
yahooligan
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
FactCheck
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:51:01
PatMall
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:57:01
dapper
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
FactCheck
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
Poppy
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:24:02
yahooligan
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:30:01
FactCheck
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:42:01
thumbsup
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
Chrischun
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:48:01
FactCheck
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:51:01
yahooligan
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
chesirecat
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:00:01
chesirecat
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
sexybrain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:09:01
dapper
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
poopface
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
milk4dh
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:30:01
Chrischun
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:01
DannyBoy
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:48:01
thumbsup
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
Poppy
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:03:01
PatMall
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:02
little
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
peccili
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:21:01
dapper
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:02
RunRonnieRun
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:57:01
RunRonnieRun
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:09:01
dapper
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:15:01
milk4dh
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
thumbsup
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:30:01
doodooface
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:42:01
Chrischun
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:48:01
holly
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
Chrischun
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:03:01
Milkman
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:06:01
reggie
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:09:01
yahooligan
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:18:02
chesirecat
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:36:01
reggie
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:39:01
PatMall
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
thumbsup
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:57:01
Milkman
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:00:01
DonaldTrump
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:03:01
Poppy
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:06:01
dapper
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:12:01
DannyBoy
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:24:01
Chrischun
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:02
chesirecat
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:39:01
yahooligan
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:02
idiotboy
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:51:01
sexybrain
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:00:01
Chrischun
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:03:01
Milkman
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:06:01
chesirecat
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:12:01
chesirecat
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
little
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:27:01
idiotboy
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:33:02
chesirecat
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
sexybrain
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
Milkman
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:54:01
american
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:00:02
sexybrain
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:03:01
american
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:06:01
poopface
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:02
Poppy
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
reggie
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:21:01
Poppy
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:24:01
Milkman
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:27:01
sexybrain
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
dapper
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
chesirecat
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
sexybrain
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:36:01
american
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:42:01
idiotboy
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:57:01
reggie
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:06:01
DonaldTrump
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
Poppy
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:27:01
little
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:54:01
Milkman
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:57:01
thumbsup
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:03:01
doodooface
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
reggie
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:01
holly
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:27:01
reggie
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:30:01
poopface
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:57:01
Chrischun
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:00:01
Chrischun
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
mrdavis
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:30:01
Chrischun
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:02
peccili
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:36:01
idiotboy
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
chesirecat
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:54:02
FactCheck
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:57:01
idiotboy
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:09:01
FactCheck
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
Poppy
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
idiotboy
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
american
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:24:01
chesirecat
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:27:01
MichelleW
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:36:01
peccili
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:39:01
DannyBoy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:42:01
sexybrain
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
little
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:03:01
FactCheck
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
yahooligan
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
little
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:24:01
FactCheck
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
sexybrain
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
DonaldTrump
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:02
idiotboy
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:54:01
milk4dh
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
FactCheck
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:00:01
FactCheck
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:01
DannyBoy
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
doodooface
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
chesirecat
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:30:01
Chrischun
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:33:02
RunRonnieRun
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:39:01
DannyBoy
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:01
DonaldTrump
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:54:01
DonaldTrump
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
RunRonnieRun
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
idiotboy
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
american
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
DannyBoy
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:06:01
yahooligan
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:24:01
snickerdoo
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
yahooligan
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:15:01
little
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:21:01
milk4dh
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:01
DannyBoy
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:54:01
chesirecat
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:30:02
snickerdoo
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:39:01
dapper
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:45:01
crapface
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
snickerdoo
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:36:01
thumbsup
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:39:01
patty
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:45:01
peccili
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
american
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
idiotboy
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
poopface
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:03:01
reggie
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:18:01
Poppy
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:24:01
milk4dh
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:27:01
MichelleW
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:45:01
Milkman
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:15:01
Poppy
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:18:01
sexybrain
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:21:01
doodooface
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:30:01
snickerdoo
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:02
sexybrain
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:48:01
poopface
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:21:01
idiotboy
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
DannyBoy
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
DannyBoy
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:36:01
Chrischun
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:45:01
crapface
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:48:01
patty
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:57:01
reggie
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:24:01
chesirecat
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:30:01
doodooface
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:39:01
chesirecat
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:51:01
holly
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
mrdavis
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:45:01
patty
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:54:01
sexybrain
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:57:01
patty
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:21:02
patty
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:00:02
PatMall
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
poopface
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:06:01
MichelleW
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
DannyBoy
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
peccili
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:48:01
PatMall
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:00:01
doodooface
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
DonaldTrump
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:18:01
mrdavis
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:27:01
sexybrain
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:30:01
poopface
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
thumbsup
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
patty
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
milk4dh
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:06:01
yahooligan
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:27:01
Chrischun
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:01
idiotboy
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:51:01
idiotboy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:57:01
thumbsup
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
dapper
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
Chrischun
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:48:01
pentagon
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:57:01
chesirecat
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:00:01
poopface
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:42:01
Chrischun
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:33:01
chesirecat
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:24:01
poopface
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:09:01
patty
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:21:02
sexybrain
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:27:01
holly
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:30:01
mrdavis
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:48:01
DonaldTrump
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
little
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:15:01
poopface
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:21:01
dapper
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:30:01
american
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:45:01
little
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:51:01
american
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:54:01
poopface
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:00:01
sexybrain
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
Chrischun
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:09:01
dapper
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
idiotboy
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:33:01
Milkman
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
reggie
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:03:01
Chrischun
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:18:01
MichelleW
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:36:01
Chrischun
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:39:01
Poppy
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:45:01
yahooligan
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:06:01
crapface
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:12:01
american
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:18:01
FactCheck
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:39:01
little
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
dapper
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:00:01
holly
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:21:01
idiotboy
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
Milkman
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:51:01
crapface
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:57:01
DonaldTrump
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:06:02
pentagon
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:48:02
holly
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:54:01
doodooface
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:21:01
PatMall
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:24:01
snickerdoo
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:39:01
DannyBoy
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:42:01
yahooligan
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:45:01
mrdavis
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:51:01
milk4dh
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:24:01
little
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:27:01
Chrischun
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:30:01
Milkman
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:24:01
peccili
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:30:01
PatMall
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:03:01
FactCheck
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:36:01
DannyBoy
Alright alright alright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:45:01
FactCheck
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:54:01
Poppy
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:57:01
FactCheck
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:24:01
Chrischun
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:30:01
crapface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:45:01
crapface
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:57:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:57:01
sexybrain
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:15:01
DannyBoy
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01
MichelleW
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:30:01
chesirecat
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
dapper
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:12:01
thumbsup
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:33:01
pentagon
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:48:01
pentagon
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:03:01
DannyBoy
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:18:02
crapface
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:39:01
dapper
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:42:01
yahooligan
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:12:02
little
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:18:01
FactCheck
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:54:02
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:21:01
sexybrain
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:36:01
american
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:51:01
MichelleW
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:00:01
holly
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:33:01
mrdavis
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:36:01
snickerdoo
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:15:01
reggie
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:39:01
dapper
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:06:01
RunRonnieRun
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:09:01
holly
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:15:01
Chrischun
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:42:01
little
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:00:01
FactCheck
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:18:01
milk4dh
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:36:01
DannyBoy
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 6 Months ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01

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At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
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