From Atlanta to The Office, these are the episodes that the makers of shows like Abbott Elementary and Bob’s Burgers can’t get enough of.
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Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
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submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:18:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:51:01
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:57:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:09:01
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:00:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:36:02
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:12:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:45:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:54:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:45:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:39:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:42:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:15:01
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:33:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:45:02
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:01
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:24:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:51:02
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:51:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:18:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:27:01
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:03:01
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:48:02
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:54:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:57:01
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:51:01
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:57:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:57:01
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:36:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:54:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:06:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:06:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:24:01
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:36:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 04:45:01
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:06:01
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:18:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:42:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 05:54:01
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:03:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:09:01
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:33:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:39:01
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 06:57:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:27:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 07:30:02
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:24:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:33:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:42:01
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 08:48:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:15:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:36:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 09:48:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:00:01
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 10:27:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:33:02
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
submitted 1 Week ago, Mon, Sep 18, 2023, 11:39:01
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:15:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:21:01
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:30:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:48:01
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:57:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:12:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:24:01
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:51:01
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:57:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:06:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:09:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:18:01
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:45:01
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:48:01
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:54:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:09:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:12:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:24:01
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:30:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:33:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:51:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:00:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:12:01
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:02
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:39:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:42:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:48:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:51:01
I have met men who are habitual liars. They have lied so long that they no longer can distinguish between the truth and a lie. Their sensitivity to sin has been almost completely deadened.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:54:01
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:06:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:12:02
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:24:01
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:24:02
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:30:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:48:01
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:51:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:00:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:09:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:48:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:03:01
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:02
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:21:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:02
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:57:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:09:01
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:30:01
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:42:01
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:48:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:03:01
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:06:01
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:18:02
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:36:01
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:39:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:00:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:06:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:12:01
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:24:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:02
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:48:02
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:00:01
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:03:01
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:12:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:24:01
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:33:02
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:36:01
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:51:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 12:54:01
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:00:02
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:03:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:06:01
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:09:02
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:18:01
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:21:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:27:01
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:39:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:42:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 1 Week ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 01:45:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:27:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:36:01
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 02:57:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:06:01
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:15:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:27:01
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:54:01
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 03:57:01
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:03:01
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:06:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:24:01
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:27:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:45:01
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 04:57:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:09:01
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:30:01
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:33:02
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:36:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:39:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:42:01
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:48:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:54:02
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 05:57:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:12:01
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:15:01
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:21:01
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:27:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:36:01
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:39:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:42:01
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:45:01
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 06:54:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:03:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:06:01
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:18:01
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:21:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:27:01
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:39:01
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:45:02
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:54:01
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 07:57:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:00:01
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:06:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:09:01
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:18:01
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:27:01
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:30:01
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:33:02
It is easier to avoid the effects of others' negativity when we question if an action or attitude is appropriately directed at us. If it isn't, we can choose to sidestep it and let it pass.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:39:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:45:01
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 08:54:01
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:21:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:24:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:27:01
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:39:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 09:57:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:24:01
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 10:48:01
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:21:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:33:01
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
submitted 7 Days ago, Tue, Sep 19, 2023, 11:54:01
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:39:01
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:45:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:36:01
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:39:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
submitted 7 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:45:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:39:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:18:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:24:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:27:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:45:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:15:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:18:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:21:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:30:01
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:02
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:48:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:21:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:33:01
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:36:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:45:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:48:01
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:57:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:24:01
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:30:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:39:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:51:01
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:15:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:45:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:54:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:06:01
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:48:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:00:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 12:27:01
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:18:01
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:27:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 01:33:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 02:30:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 03:00:01
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:06:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:27:01
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:33:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 04:57:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:27:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:39:01
People living deeply have no fear of death.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:48:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 05:57:01
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:00:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 06:42:01
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 07:33:01
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 08:24:01
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:09:01
The time is always right to do what is right.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:21:02
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:27:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:30:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 09:51:01
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:15:01
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:30:01
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:45:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:51:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 10:54:01
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:00:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:03:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:09:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:24:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:30:01
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:33:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 6 Days ago, Wed, Sep 20, 2023, 11:39:01
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:18:01
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:36:01
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:39:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:42:01
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:06:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:18:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:39:01
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
submitted 6 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:00:01
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:09:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:21:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:39:01
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:57:01
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:06:02
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:48:02
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:21:01
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:24:01
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:39:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:42:01
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:45:01
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:51:01
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:15:01
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:24:01
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:27:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:30:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:12:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:24:01
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:03:01
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:36:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:54:01
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:57:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:24:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:30:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:45:01
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:57:01
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:57:01
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:15:01
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:27:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 12:30:01
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 01:45:01
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:33:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 02:48:01
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:03:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:18:02
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 03:39:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:06:01
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:12:02
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:18:01
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 04:54:02
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:21:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:36:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 05:51:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:00:01
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 06:33:01
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 07:36:01
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:15:01
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 08:39:01
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:09:01
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 09:42:01
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:00:01
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 10:18:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 5 Days ago, Thu, Sep 21, 2023, 11:30:01
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