London’s Metropolitan Police said it has launched an investigation into allegations of “non-recent” sexual offenses in the United Kingdom, after a joint investigation by British media outlets revealed the comedian Russell Brand was accused of rape a...
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 01:15:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 03:51:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:30:01
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:54:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 11:30:01
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 02:03:01
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:00:01
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:24:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:42:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:03:01
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:36:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 12:24:01
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:03:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:18:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:00:02
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:57:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:27:02
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:27:01
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:27:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 01:12:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 02:12:01
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 02:36:01
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 03:03:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 03:39:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 03:54:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 03:57:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:00:01
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:06:01
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:18:01
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:33:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 04:57:01
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 05:03:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 05:15:01
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 05:39:01
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 05:57:01
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 06:15:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 07:24:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 07:30:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 07:36:02
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 07:42:01
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 08:03:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 08:06:01
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 08:45:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 09:09:01
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 09:42:01
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 10:18:01
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 10:21:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 10:27:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 11:00:01
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 11:12:01
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 11:39:01
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Mon, Sep 25, 2023, 11:57:01
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 12:03:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:24:01
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:57:01
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:27:02
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:33:01
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:03:01
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:06:01
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:18:02
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:36:01
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:48:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:06:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:21:01
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:30:02
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:33:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 06:33:01
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:00:01
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:06:01
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:33:01
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:36:01
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:39:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:12:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:18:01
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:27:02
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:36:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:06:01
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:18:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:42:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:33:02
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:36:02
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:48:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:27:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:39:02
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:12:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:45:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:54:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:09:01
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:51:01
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:30:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:45:01
One of the better articles I've read today.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 06:18:01
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:45:01
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:00:01
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:12:01
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:18:01
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:18:01
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:33:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 12:57:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:54:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:21:01
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:09:01
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:21:01
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:21:01
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:27:01
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:36:01
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:39:01
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:42:01
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:45:01
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:00:01
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:27:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:42:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:06:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:51:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:15:01
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:27:01
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:09:01
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:18:01
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:36:01
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:21:01
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:51:01
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:36:01
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:00:01
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:18:01
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:03:02
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:12:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:21:01
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:42:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:00:01
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:09:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:18:01
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:24:01
Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:27:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:00:01
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:03:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:30:01
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:42:01
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:00:01
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:15:02
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:21:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:03:01
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:03:01
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:27:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:33:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:57:02
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:33:01
A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:57:01
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:15:01
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:00:01
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:21:01
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:27:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:30:01
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:36:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:39:01
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:54:01
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:30:02
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:12:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:30:01
You help me be the best version of myself.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:48:01
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:36:01
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:03:01
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:30:01
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:36:01
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:18:01
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:48:01
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:54:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:21:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:33:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:18:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:15:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:39:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:54:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:15:02
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:42:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:27:01
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:30:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:57:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:06:01
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:54:01
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:57:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:15:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:21:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:24:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:33:01
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:12:01
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:42:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:03:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:21:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
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I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
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