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doodooface
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
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submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 12:54:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:24:01
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:54:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:09:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:03:01
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:18:01
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:33:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:21:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:36:01
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:24:01
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:33:01
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:00:01
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:33:01
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:48:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:18:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:18:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:00:01
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:30:01
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:06:01
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:09:01
Nothing sidelining it; not even the most obfuscated ingredient of royalty attempting to devour its altruistically brilliant and impregnably sparkling integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:15:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:42:01
Never regret anything that made you smile.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:51:01
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:15:01
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:45:02
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 12:30:01
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:27:01
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 01:42:01
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 02:30:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:30:01
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 03:45:01
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:27:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:30:01
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 04:48:01
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:27:01
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 05:33:01
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 06:51:01
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 07:12:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 08:57:01
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 09:33:01
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:06:01
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 10:12:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:00:01
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:15:01
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
submitted 3 Months ago, Tue, Sep 26, 2023, 11:54:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:03:01
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:06:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:27:01
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:27:01
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:57:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:45:01
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 03:57:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:03:01
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:51:01
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:30:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:36:02
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:06:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:36:01
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:48:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:57:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:00:01
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:33:01
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:00:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:12:01
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:03:01
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:18:02
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:21:01
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:42:02
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 11:45:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 12:30:02
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 12:51:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 12:54:01
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 01:42:02
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:33:01
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 02:45:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:15:01
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:30:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:39:01
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:42:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:51:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 04:57:01
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 05:48:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 06:39:01
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:06:02
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:30:01
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:57:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:39:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:12:01
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:39:01
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:09:01
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:45:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:15:01
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:39:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:57:01
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:45:01
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:36:01
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:27:01
Your integrity determines your destiny.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:12:01
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:24:01
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:57:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:06:01
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:12:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:15:01
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:54:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:54:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:24:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:48:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:30:01
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:45:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:51:01
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:00:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:27:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:51:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:54:01
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:09:01
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:54:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:27:01
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:30:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:03:01
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:21:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:33:01
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:15:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 05:45:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:18:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:21:01
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:57:01
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:45:01
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:39:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:00:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:18:01
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:48:01
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:33:01
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:39:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:57:01
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:06:01
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:21:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:42:01
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:09:01
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:24:01
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:15:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:06:01
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:15:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:21:01
A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:54:01
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:00:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:21:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:27:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:45:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:33:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:36:01
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:00:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:12:01
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:21:01
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:15:02
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:51:01
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:18:01
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:24:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:18:01
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:12:01
Being around you makes everything better!
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:09:02
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:21:01
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:24:01
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:30:02
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:36:01
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:21:01
You are really kind to people around you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:33:01
This message approved by Donald J Trump
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:45:01
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:54:01
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:51:01
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