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Dream big and dare to fail.
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submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:00:01
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:06:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:42:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:06:01
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:18:01
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:39:01
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:39:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:33:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:54:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:18:01
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:48:01
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:09:01
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:48:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:36:01
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:42:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:48:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:57:01
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:12:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:18:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:15:01
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:00:01
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:30:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:36:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 07:33:01
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 08:09:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 09:06:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
submitted 3 Months ago, Wed, Sep 27, 2023, 10:45:01
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:00:01
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:12:02
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:30:01
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:42:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:51:01
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:15:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:27:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:36:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:48:01
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:51:01
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:54:01
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:27:01
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:30:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:18:01
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:21:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:33:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:51:01
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:03:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:15:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:36:02
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:42:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:06:01
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:00:02
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:24:01
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:42:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 12:45:01
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:12:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:33:01
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 01:57:01
The road to success is always under construction.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:03:01
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:09:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 02:36:01
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:12:01
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 03:57:01
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:09:01
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 04:36:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:33:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:39:01
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 06:45:01
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 07:06:01
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:27:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 08:57:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:24:01
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:30:01
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 09:57:01
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:03:01
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:36:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:48:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:03:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:15:01
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:51:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:30:01
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:51:01
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:09:01
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:33:01
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:09:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:15:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:27:01
You bring out the best in other people.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:45:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:48:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:03:02
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:24:01
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:36:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:00:01
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:21:01
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:30:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:45:01
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:57:01
Your creative potential seems limitless.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:30:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:33:01
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:06:01
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:18:01
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:27:01
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:48:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:09:02
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:33:01
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:54:02
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:00:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:06:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:39:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:39:01
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:42:01
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:06:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:39:01
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:57:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:00:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:09:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:48:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:06:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:15:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:24:01
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:12:01
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:33:01
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:48:01
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:48:01
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:03:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:18:01
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:27:01
Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making the same one a second time.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:03:02
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:39:01
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:39:01
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:54:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:03:02
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:36:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:42:02
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:06:01
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:09:01
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:18:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:27:01
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:30:01
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:54:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:00:02
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:15:01
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:24:01
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:42:01
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:48:01
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:57:01
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:00:01
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:06:01
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:39:01
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:51:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:54:02
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:18:02
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:24:01
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:39:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:57:01
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:30:02
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:33:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:42:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:51:01
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:54:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:21:01
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:36:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:45:01
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:12:01
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:24:01
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:51:01
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:54:01
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:12:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:15:01
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:12:01
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:18:01
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:24:01
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:27:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:30:01
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:39:01
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:06:02
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:24:01
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:27:01
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:45:01
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:09:01
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:42:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:48:01
The road to success is always under construction.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:00:01
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:12:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:48:02
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:09:01
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:18:01
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:27:01
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:48:01
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:51:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:00:01
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:09:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:30:01
Action is the foundational key to all success.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:39:01
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:57:02
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:27:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:06:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:15:01
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:18:01
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:24:01
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:42:01
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:48:01
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:06:01
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:18:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:24:01
Babies and small animals probably love you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:57:01
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:09:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:33:01
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:48:01
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:09:01
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:18:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:24:01
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:42:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:51:01
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:24:01
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:27:02
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:18:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:24:01
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:57:01
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