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A source confirms to TODAY that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have hung out prior to Swift's visit to the Sept. 24 Chiefs game.
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thumbsup
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:30:01
dapper
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:21:01
holly
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:15:01
PatMall
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:33:01
MichelleW
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:15:02
milk4dh
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:12:01
DonaldTrump
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:21:01
PatMall
It's clobbering time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:12:01
thumbsup
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:48:01
crapface
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:54:01
snickerdoo
You are awesome!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:24:01
peccili
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:36:01
pentagon
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:36:01
doodooface
Murica!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:03:01
sexybrain
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:39:02
Milkman
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:00:01
sexybrain
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:00:01
idiotboy
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:24:01
reggie
You're strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:27:01
little
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:30:01
PatMall
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:03:01
milk4dh
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:30:01
thumbsup
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:09:01
doodooface
Find your purpose and fling your life out to it. Find a way or make one. Try with all your might. Self-made or never made.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:12:01
holly
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:57:01
PatMall
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:12:01
Poppy
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:51:01
reggie
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:54:01
FactCheck
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:33:02
Poppy
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:03:01
little
Why are there news stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:15:01
Chrischun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:27:01
Poppy
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:12:01
milk4dh
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:48:02
pentagon
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:03:01
milk4dh
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:51:01
Chrischun
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:12:01
thumbsup
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:39:02
sexybrain
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:21:01
dapper
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 10:27:01
mrdavis
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Sep 28, 2023, 11:12:01
PatMall
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:03:01
mrdavis
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:15:01
reggie
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:36:01
pentagon
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:39:01
peccili
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:18:01
Chrischun
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:27:01
FactCheck
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 01:42:01
sexybrain
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:30:01
pentagon
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:27:01
milk4dh
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:30:01
pentagon
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:03:01
american
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:09:01
sexybrain
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:36:01
pentagon
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:15:01
Poppy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:24:01
MichelleW
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:15:01
Milkman
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:09:01
crapface
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 09:21:01
Milkman
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:36:01
dapper
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:42:01
MichelleW
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:45:01
PatMall
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 12:12:01
Milkman
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 02:15:01
Milkman
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:00:01
chesirecat
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 03:27:01
idiotboy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:03:01
holly
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:42:01
crapface
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 04:45:01
Milkman
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:39:01
dapper
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:54:01
sexybrain
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 05:57:01
holly
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:27:01
poopface
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:36:01
Poppy
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 06:54:01
Milkman
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:18:01
dapper
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:42:01
thumbsup
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 07:51:01
pentagon
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 08:27:01
doodooface
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:15:01
RunRonnieRun
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 10:36:01
crapface
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:09:01
MichelleW
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Sep 29, 2023, 11:27:01
DannyBoy
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:00:01
dapper
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:06:01
yahooligan
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:12:01
Chrischun
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:18:02
chesirecat
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:24:01
FactCheck
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:30:01
little
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:33:01
dapper
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:36:02
DonaldTrump
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:45:01
DonaldTrump
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:24:01
pentagon
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:30:01
idiotboy
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:33:01
peccili
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:39:01
sexybrain
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:54:01
crapface
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:57:01
holly
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:42:01
holly
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:45:01
reggie
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:36:01
american
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:51:01
dapper
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:54:01
chesirecat
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:24:01
PatMall
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:09:01
Milkman
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:12:01
dapper
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:30:01
yahooligan
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:33:01
DonaldTrump
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:42:01
american
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:27:01
american
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:39:01
mrdavis
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:57:01
milk4dh
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:00:01
doodooface
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:03:01
peccili
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:24:01
Chrischun
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:42:01
yahooligan
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:48:02
reggie
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:09:01
mrdavis
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:21:02
chesirecat
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:30:01
Milkman
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:03:01
poopface
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:06:01
holly
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:09:01
reggie
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:15:01
sexybrain
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:33:01
american
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:42:01
RunRonnieRun
When written in Chinese the word “crisis” is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:54:01
doodooface
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:03:01
Poppy
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:09:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:18:01
thumbsup
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:12:01
doodooface
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:30:01
PatMall
During times of war, hatred becomes quite respectable even though it has to masquerade often under the guise of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:36:01
doodooface
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 12:51:01
yahooligan
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:09:01
Poppy
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:24:01
reggie
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:27:01
poopface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 01:42:01
peccili
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:06:01
idiotboy
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:39:01
PatMall
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:54:01
DannyBoy
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 02:57:01
PatMall
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:27:01
mrdavis
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:33:01
mrdavis
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:45:01
american
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 03:54:02
chesirecat
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:09:01
chesirecat
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:15:01
yahooligan
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:30:01
DonaldTrump
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:39:01
thumbsup
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 04:57:01
doodooface
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:00:01
yahooligan
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:18:01
PatMall
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:30:01
peccili
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:33:01
milk4dh
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 05:36:01
american
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:12:01
american
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:30:02
PatMall
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 06:54:01
reggie
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:09:01
chesirecat
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:21:01
little
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:30:01
thumbsup
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:36:01
Milkman
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 07:51:02
snickerdoo
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:06:01
american
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:24:01
thumbsup
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:42:01
crapface
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 08:54:01
thumbsup
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:06:01
PatMall
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 09:39:01
DonaldTrump
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:00:02
dapper
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 10:21:02
little
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:06:01
sexybrain
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:09:01
DonaldTrump
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:21:01
mrdavis
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:39:01
holly
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:51:01
poopface
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Sep 30, 2023, 11:54:01
doodooface
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:00:02
thumbsup
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:03:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:21:01
doodooface
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:27:01
dapper
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:33:01
little
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:39:01
doodooface
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:42:01
FactCheck
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:45:01
sexybrain
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:00:01
holly
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:06:01
Milkman
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:18:01
pentagon
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:24:01
Chrischun
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:27:01
DannyBoy
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:30:01
idiotboy
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:33:01
DannyBoy
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:36:01
peccili
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:39:01
FactCheck
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:42:01
MichelleW
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:48:01
crapface
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:54:01
american
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:00:01
milk4dh
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:06:01
PatMall
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:09:01
patty
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:18:01
crapface
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:36:02
pentagon
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:42:01
dapper
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:45:01
poopface
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:54:01
poopface
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:57:01
reggie
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:15:01
FactCheck
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:18:01
PatMall
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:33:01
milk4dh
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:39:01
poopface
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:03:01
snickerdoo
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:24:01
Milkman
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:33:01
mrdavis
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:36:01
doodooface
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:48:01
doodooface
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:54:01
american
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:57:01
dapper
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:00:01
thumbsup
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:06:01
DannyBoy
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:15:01
mrdavis
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:18:01
snickerdoo
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:27:01
yahooligan
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:51:01
patty
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:09:02
sexybrain
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:21:01
MichelleW
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:27:01
american
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:33:01
pentagon
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:42:01
patty
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:48:01
dapper
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:00:01
snickerdoo
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:09:01
reggie
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:18:01
snickerdoo
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:21:01
DonaldTrump
Stay strong, be brave, love hard and true, and you will have nothing to lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:33:01
pentagon
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:36:01
snickerdoo
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:42:01
PatMall
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:48:01
snickerdoo
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:54:02
pentagon
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:06:01
poopface
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:18:01
holly
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:27:01
PatMall
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:33:01
peccili
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:42:01
dapper
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:51:01
FactCheck
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:54:01
sexybrain
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:00:01
idiotboy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:03:01
crapface
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:39:01
RunRonnieRun
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:09:01
idiotboy
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:12:01
doodooface
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:15:01
FactCheck
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:30:01
MichelleW
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:57:01
Milkman
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:00:01
sexybrain
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:03:01
Milkman
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:09:01
pentagon
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:15:01
FactCheck
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:24:01
patty
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:27:02
PatMall
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:36:01
little
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:48:01
PatMall
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:54:01
little
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:15:01
holly
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:30:01
Milkman
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:33:01
mrdavis
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:36:01
idiotboy
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:45:01
Milkman
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:48:02
Poppy
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 12:57:02
pentagon
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:00:01
thumbsup
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:06:02
dapper
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:12:01
mrdavis
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:15:01
patty
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:18:01
RunRonnieRun
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:24:01
idiotboy
There is a god. And He hates us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:30:01
Milkman
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:36:01
Milkman
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:39:01
reggie
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:42:01
patty
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 01:45:01
idiotboy
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:00:01
idiotboy
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:12:01
idiotboy
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:21:01
holly
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:24:01
milk4dh
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:27:01
patty
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:30:01
patty
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:39:01
pentagon
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:54:01
Poppy
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 02:57:01
sexybrain
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:00:01
american
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:09:01
RunRonnieRun
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:12:01
doodooface
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:24:01
DannyBoy
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:27:02
pentagon
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:30:01
snickerdoo
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:33:01
mrdavis
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:39:01
PatMall
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:42:01
american
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:45:01
little
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:48:01
DannyBoy
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 03:51:01
FactCheck
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:06:01
DonaldTrump
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:09:01
american
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:18:01
yahooligan
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:21:01
little
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:24:01
MichelleW
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:30:01
doodooface
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:42:01
american
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:45:01
DonaldTrump
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:51:01
snickerdoo
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:09:01
peccili
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:12:01
snickerdoo
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:18:01
FactCheck
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:21:01
MichelleW
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:27:01
poopface
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:30:01
doodooface
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:48:01
mrdavis
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:51:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 05:57:01
milk4dh
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:00:01
mrdavis
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:03:01
DonaldTrump
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:09:02
yahooligan
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:30:01
reggie
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:36:01
poopface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:39:01
chesirecat
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:42:02
PatMall
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 06:57:01
Milkman
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:00:01
poopface
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:03:01
chesirecat
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:06:01
MichelleW
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:12:01
Milkman
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:15:01
sexybrain
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:39:01
FactCheck
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:42:01
doodooface
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:51:01
Chrischun
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:54:01
milk4dh
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 07:57:01
Chrischun
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:00:01
sexybrain
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:03:01
Chrischun
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:06:02
DonaldTrump
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:09:01
american
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:18:01
FactCheck
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:21:01
dapper
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:24:01
milk4dh
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:27:01
holly
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:30:01
RunRonnieRun
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:33:01
crapface
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:36:01
pentagon
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:39:01
little
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:42:01
PatMall
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:45:01
crapface
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 08:57:01
thumbsup
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:06:01
snickerdoo
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:09:01
patty
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:12:01
dapper
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:30:02
FactCheck
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:33:01
peccili
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:36:02
dapper
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:39:01
crapface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:42:01
mrdavis
That color is perfect on you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 09:48:01
little
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:00:01
american
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:18:01
PatMall
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:24:01
Chrischun
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:30:01
idiotboy
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:33:01
doodooface
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:36:01
thumbsup
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:48:01
yahooligan
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 10:51:01
reggie
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:06:01
american
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:09:01
sexybrain
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:18:02
chesirecat
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:30:01
american
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 1, 2023, 11:36:01

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FactCheck
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:30
FactCheck
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:21
PatMall
You're like a breath of fresh air.
PatMall | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:12
RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
RunRonnieRun | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:06
thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
thumbsup | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:00
Milkman
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of...
Milkman | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:54
doodooface
This message approved by Joseph Biden
doodooface | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:36
Poppy
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
Poppy | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:30
holly
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
holly | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:27
sexybrain
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
sexybrain | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:15