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Beyoncé's "Renaissance Tour" and Taylor Swift's "Eras Tour" were two of the hottest tickets this summer, both estimated to have earned more than $1 billion in sales.
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milk4dh
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:15:01
Chrischun
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:00:01
mrdavis
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:48:01
FactCheck
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:15:01
sexybrain
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:30:01
yahooligan
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:51:02
patty
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:09:01
snickerdoo
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:51:01
DonaldTrump
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:03:01
pentagon
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:51:01
holly
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:06:01
Milkman
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:27:01
pentagon
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:30:01
sexybrain
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:18:01
poopface
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:51:01
reggie
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:57:01
Poppy
One of the better articles I've read today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:48:01
thumbsup
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:45:01
crapface
Fake!
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:39:01
dapper
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:09:01
mrdavis
Ho Boy!
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:24:01
american
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:42:01
reggie
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:36:01
peccili
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:24:01
Milkman
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:21:01
holly
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:30:01
american
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:12:01
poopface
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:48:01
little
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:03:01
crapface
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:00:01
patty
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:45:02
thumbsup
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:57:01
american
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:18:01
american
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:39:02
DannyBoy
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:33:02
american
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:57:02
yahooligan
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:39:01
DannyBoy
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:45:01
milk4dh
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:15:01
yahooligan
You're a gift to those around you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:42:01
pentagon
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:00:01
milk4dh
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:06:01
PatMall
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:48:01
pentagon
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:06:01
holly
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:09:01
snickerdoo
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:24:01
american
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:27:01
crapface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:36:01
mrdavis
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:39:01
holly
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:42:01
MichelleW
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:51:01
reggie
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:57:01
crapface
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:09:01
dapper
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:12:01
american
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:24:01
dapper
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:33:01
american
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:51:01
chesirecat
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:54:01
holly
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:57:01
chesirecat
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:00:01
holly
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:03:01
reggie
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:06:01
peccili
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:09:01
Chrischun
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:18:01
MichelleW
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:21:01
pentagon
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:24:01
milk4dh
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:27:01
FactCheck
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:36:01
RunRonnieRun
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:48:01
patty
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:51:01
DannyBoy
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:57:01
holly
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:00:01
FactCheck
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:03:01
MichelleW
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:09:01
little
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:30:01
thumbsup
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:33:01
milk4dh
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:42:01
milk4dh
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 12:45:01
reggie
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:18:01
reggie
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:21:01
american
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:27:01
american
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:45:01
DonaldTrump
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 01:51:01
RunRonnieRun
You're one of a kind!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:03:01
DannyBoy
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:06:01
dapper
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:09:01
Poppy
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:33:01
dapper
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:12:01
dapper
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:27:01
RunRonnieRun
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:51:01
patty
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:57:01
RunRonnieRun
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:03:01
holly
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:06:01
yahooligan
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:00:02
DannyBoy
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:03:02
milk4dh
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:21:01
DonaldTrump
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:42:01
FactCheck
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:51:01
reggie
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:03:01
sexybrain
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:30:01
RunRonnieRun
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:36:01
pentagon
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:42:01
sexybrain
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:45:01
chesirecat
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:06:01
poopface
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:21:01
reggie
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:03:01
mrdavis
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:15:01
sexybrain
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:54:01
american
A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:27:01
thumbsup
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:00:01
PatMall
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:33:01
Milkman
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:57:01
Poppy
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:12:01
doodooface
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:21:01
reggie
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:06:01
crapface
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:21:01
dapper
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:24:01
idiotboy
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:27:01
MichelleW
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:54:01
reggie
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:00:01
little
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:12:01
doodooface
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:15:01
crapface
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:27:02
MichelleW
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:30:02
chesirecat
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:36:01
yahooligan
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:45:01
doodooface
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:57:02
poopface
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:03:01
snickerdoo
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:06:01
peccili
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:24:01
Poppy
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:33:01
yahooligan
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:39:01
PatMall
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:09:01
MichelleW
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:15:01
peccili
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:42:01
reggie
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:18:01
yahooligan
Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:33:01
pentagon
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:39:01
sexybrain
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:00:01
dapper
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:09:02
DonaldTrump
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:15:01
peccili
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:00:01
sexybrain
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:42:01
peccili
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:48:01
reggie
The vice-presidency is like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:51:01
peccili
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:24:01
american
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:33:01
RunRonnieRun
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:48:01
Chrischun
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:15:01
dapper
It's summertime, lights fade away / It's wintertime, let's make it summer / Don't look down, keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:33:01
patty
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:51:01
american
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
You already hold the most valuable possession you will ever own, your integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:06:01
poopface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:15:02
mrdavis
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:54:01
Poppy
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:06:01
holly
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:12:01
sexybrain
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:39:01
sexybrain
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:54:01
Milkman
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:09:01
Poppy
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:15:01
doodooface
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:24:01
sexybrain
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:06:01
milk4dh
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:18:02
RunRonnieRun
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:21:02
holly
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:33:01
american
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. – Ken Dodd
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:36:01
pentagon
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:51:01
milk4dh
As fast as each opportunity presents itself, use it! No matter how tiny an opportunity it may be, use it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:54:01
reggie
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:00:02
patty
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:18:01
holly
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:33:01
sexybrain
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:36:01
Chrischun
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:57:02
MichelleW
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:00:01
little
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:03:01
FactCheck
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:06:01
Chrischun
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:12:01
idiotboy
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:21:01
crapface
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:45:01
FactCheck
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:51:01
sexybrain
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:30:01
patty
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:36:02
thumbsup
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:48:01
holly
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:09:01
PatMall
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:30:01
doodooface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:57:01
Poppy
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:39:01
holly
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:51:01
MichelleW
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:18:01
Milkman
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:24:01
RunRonnieRun
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:27:01
MichelleW
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:09:01
FactCheck
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:36:01
chesirecat
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:03:01
sexybrain
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:21:01
Milkman
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:27:01
RunRonnieRun
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:51:01
Milkman
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:24:01
milk4dh
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:39:01
idiotboy
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:54:01
doodooface
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:09:01
little
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:24:01
chesirecat
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:00:01
yahooligan
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:09:01
reggie
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:24:01
pentagon
A true patriot never abandons his country at the hour of need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:18:01
reggie
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:21:01
little
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:51:01
mrdavis
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:54:01
holly
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:33:02
RunRonnieRun
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:03:01
DonaldTrump
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:45:01
poopface
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:54:01
peccili
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:57:01
dapper
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:09:01
mrdavis
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:42:01
poopface
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:57:01
poopface
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:03:01
DonaldTrump
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:12:01
MichelleW
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:36:01
reggie
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:03:01
american
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:09:01
Milkman
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:15:01
american
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:18:01
Milkman
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:33:02
milk4dh
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:36:01
Poppy
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:54:01
RunRonnieRun
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:00:01
Chrischun
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:21:01
idiotboy
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:51:02
patty
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:54:01
snickerdoo
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:36:01
patty
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:42:01
pentagon
It is important to keep your head up and follow what you believe is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:12:01
crapface
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:42:01
Poppy
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:03:01
thumbsup
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:18:01
reggie
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:24:01
RunRonnieRun
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:42:01
thumbsup
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:45:01
reggie
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:00:01
reggie
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:36:01
holly
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:48:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:51:01
Chrischun
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:00:01
holly
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:06:01
MichelleW
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:21:01
chesirecat
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:57:01
FactCheck
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:00:01
crapface
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:03:01
sexybrain
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:12:01
yahooligan
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:15:01
patty
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:45:01
thumbsup
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:03:01
DannyBoy
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:09:01
Chrischun
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:15:01
milk4dh
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:18:01
dapper
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:30:01
holly
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:00:01
sexybrain
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:03:01
FactCheck
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:15:01
little
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:21:01
DonaldTrump
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:42:01
sexybrain
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:03:02
mrdavis
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:12:01
patty
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:51:01
Milkman
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:57:01
crapface
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:06:01
poopface
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:21:01
milk4dh
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:33:01
mrdavis
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:36:01
thumbsup
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:18:01
Chrischun
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:30:01
RunRonnieRun
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:39:01
dapper
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:42:01
RunRonnieRun
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:48:01
patty
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:03:01
mrdavis
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:06:01
Milkman
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:18:01
thumbsup
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:24:02
doodooface
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:18:01
yahooligan
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:27:02
snickerdoo
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:36:01
thumbsup
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:45:01
pentagon
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:54:01
patty
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:27:01
crapface
Weed and feed. Our minds are like a garden; each day you need to weed out the negativity and feed it positivity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:39:01
thumbsup
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:12:01
Chrischun
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:18:01
peccili
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:33:01
dapper
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:36:01
doodooface
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:03:01
american
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:15:01
MichelleW
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:21:01
peccili
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:30:01
DonaldTrump
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:42:01
idiotboy
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:45:01
Milkman
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:51:01
little
Change is good, but dollars are better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:06:01
MichelleW
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:09:01
american
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:18:01
poopface
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:36:01
dapper
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:27:01
sexybrain
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:39:01
reggie
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:57:01
Milkman
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:03:01
FactCheck
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:33:01
Chrischun
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:42:01
reggie
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:48:01
yahooligan
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:00:01
Chrischun
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:39:01
Chrischun
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:45:01
pentagon
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:09:01
milk4dh
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:27:01
sexybrain
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:30:01
thumbsup
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:51:01
Poppy
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:54:01
crapface
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:06:01
chesirecat
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:15:01
FactCheck
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:33:01
Milkman
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:42:01
milk4dh
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:54:01
FactCheck
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:03:01
american
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:09:01
idiotboy
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:18:01
american
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:36:01
holly
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:45:01
chesirecat
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:27:01
doodooface
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:33:02
FactCheck
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:39:01
yahooligan
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:42:01
thumbsup
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:12:02
milk4dh
You're more helpful than you realize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:39:02
dapper
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:03:01
FactCheck
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:09:01
chesirecat
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:18:01
poopface
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:21:01
chesirecat
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:24:01
mrdavis
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:42:01
chesirecat
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:51:02
sexybrain
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:00:02
Milkman
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:15:01
DonaldTrump
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:21:01
chesirecat
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:45:01
little
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:51:01
thumbsup
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:54:01
yahooligan
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:24:01
little
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:30:01
mrdavis
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:36:01
doodooface
IDK, this doesn't seem right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:45:01
pentagon
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:48:01
poopface
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:12:02
reggie
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:15:01
MichelleW
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:18:01
DonaldTrump
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:33:02
MichelleW
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:36:01
reggie
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:42:01
Chrischun
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:09:01
holly
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:30:01
thumbsup
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:39:01
Milkman
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:30:01
snickerdoo
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:00:01
Chrischun
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:09:01
dapper
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:33:01
thumbsup
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:45:01
FactCheck
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:03:01
peccili
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:15:01
idiotboy
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:39:01
doodooface
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:48:01
Milkman
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:51:01
DannyBoy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:57:01
american
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:00:02
Poppy
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:21:01
patty
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:24:01
milk4dh
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:36:01
DannyBoy
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:12:01
DannyBoy
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:42:01
sexybrain
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:54:01
patty
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:06:01
MichelleW
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:15:01
Milkman
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:54:01
RunRonnieRun
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:30:01
yahooligan
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:48:01
FactCheck
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:51:01
milk4dh
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:57:01

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And I took that personally...
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thumbsup
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
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