A series of bizarre legal fights between pop star Katy Perry and several California residents over the last few years has inspired a national legislative push to slow the sales of homes by elderly homeowners.
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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
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submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:45:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:21:01
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:39:01
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:33:01
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:24:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:48:01
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:06:01
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:33:01
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:45:01
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:57:01
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:33:01
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:00:02
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:21:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:36:01
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:48:01
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:30:01
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:57:01
Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:57:02
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:15:01
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:24:01
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:39:01
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:48:01
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:24:01
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:33:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:00:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:21:02
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:36:01
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:12:01
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:12:01
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:21:01
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:39:01
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:42:01
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 02:15:01
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:33:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 03:54:01
What do you do when it's too much for you / Chin up, chin up / You know these sticks and these stones cannot break my bones / Chin up, chin up
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:12:01
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:18:01
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:21:01
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:36:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 04:45:02
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:12:01
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:39:01
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 05:57:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:21:01
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:24:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:51:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 06:54:01
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:03:01
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:18:01
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:36:01
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:48:01
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:51:01
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 07:54:01
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:06:01
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:27:01
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:33:01
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 08:39:01
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:00:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:12:01
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:15:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:18:01
Said you'd take a bullet, told me you would die for me / I had a really bad feeling you've been lying to me / We were on the low, but you were getting high with me
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:21:01
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:30:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:39:01
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 09:54:01
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:15:01
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 10:27:02
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:00:01
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:06:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:24:01
The road to success is always under construction.
submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 2, 2023, 11:57:01
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:09:01
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:12:02
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:39:01
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:15:01
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:39:01
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:51:01
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:03:01
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:06:01
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:09:01
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:18:01
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:51:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:54:01
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:57:02
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:00:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:18:01
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:24:01
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:27:01
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:54:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:06:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:27:01
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:36:01
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:39:01
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:45:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:48:01
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:57:01
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:12:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:45:01
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:51:01
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:57:01
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:12:01
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:18:01
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:36:01
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:51:01
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:54:01
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:57:01
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:09:01
Concentration is the secret of strength.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:24:01
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:36:01
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:00:01
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:06:01
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:09:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:36:01
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:24:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:27:01
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:36:01
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:54:02
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:21:01
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:33:01
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:51:01
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:03:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:09:01
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 12:24:02
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:21:01
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:30:01
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:33:01
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 01:39:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:00:01
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:03:01
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:09:01
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 02:30:02
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 03:51:01
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:24:01
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 04:54:01
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:09:01
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:12:01
Never regret anything that made you smile.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:15:02
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:21:01
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:42:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 05:54:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:21:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:33:01
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:39:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 06:42:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:03:01
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:06:01
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:09:01
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 07:42:01
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:09:01
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:45:01
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:48:01
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 08:51:01
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:27:01
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:33:01
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 09:39:01
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:24:01
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:39:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:42:01
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 10:57:01
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:03:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:12:01
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 3, 2023, 11:30:01
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:21:01
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:42:02
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:48:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:42:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:45:01
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:57:01
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:06:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:09:01
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:24:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:15:01
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:30:01
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:42:02
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:15:01
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:15:01
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:30:01
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:39:01
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:45:01
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:27:01
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:24:01
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:45:01
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:03:01
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:12:01
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:15:01
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:18:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:03:01
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:06:01
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:03:01
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:09:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:12:02
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:27:02
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:48:01
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:18:01
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:21:01
Concentration is the secret of strength.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:48:01
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:51:01
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:06:01
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:09:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:21:01
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:36:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:48:01
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:51:01
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:54:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 12:57:01
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:06:01
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 01:33:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:12:01
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:45:01
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 02:54:01
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:09:01
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:18:01
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 03:30:01
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:21:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 04:42:01
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:18:01
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:24:01
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:30:02
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:45:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 05:48:01
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:18:01
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:21:01
The first step is you have to say that you can.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:27:01
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:36:01
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 06:54:01
The road to success is always under construction.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 07:12:01
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 08:54:01
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:36:01
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:42:01
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 09:57:01
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:03:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:09:01
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:33:01
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 10:51:01
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:03:01
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:09:01
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:15:01
You think normal countries have news like this?
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:30:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 4, 2023, 11:51:01
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:42:01
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:48:01
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:51:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:54:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:27:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:36:01
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:48:01
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:15:01
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:21:02
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:30:01
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:57:01
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:03:02
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:09:01
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:48:01
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:12:02
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:21:02
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:24:01
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:36:01
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:24:01
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:33:01
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:45:01
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:51:01
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:03:01
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:12:02
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:54:01
One of the better articles I've read today.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:21:02
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:24:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:57:01
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:18:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:21:01
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:36:01
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:57:01
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:15:01
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:57:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:00:01
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:09:01
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:18:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:36:01
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:45:01
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:48:01
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:00:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:27:01
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:33:01
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:39:01
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:45:01
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 12:54:01
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:09:01
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:18:01
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:39:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 01:48:01
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:15:02
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:27:01
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 02:54:01
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 03:51:01
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:42:01
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 04:54:01
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:09:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 05:18:01
The healthy people who desire to take responsibility for their lives are said to drive themselves crazy while toxic people drive everyone else crazy.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:12:01
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 06:51:01
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:12:02
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:24:01
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:30:01
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:33:01
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 07:42:01
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:15:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 08:27:02
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:09:01
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:27:01
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 09:30:01
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:12:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:18:01
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:21:01
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:24:01
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 10:36:01
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Oct 5, 2023, 11:18:01
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