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Months after leaving the White House, former President Donald Trump allegedly discussed potentially sensitive information about U.S. nuclear submarines with a member of his Mar-a-Lago Club -- an Australian billionaire who then allegedly shared the informa...
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RunRonnieRun
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:48:01
idiotboy
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:09:01
DonaldTrump
Even though you're fed up, you've got to keep your head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:42:01
reggie
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You are strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:15:01
sexybrain
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:06:01
doodooface
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:18:01
holly
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:42:01
chesirecat
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:54:01
pentagon
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:57:01
patty
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:36:02
chesirecat
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 04:30:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:36:02
mrdavis
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:36:01
crapface
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:42:01
Milkman
Today is like the best day
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:18:01
crapface
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:21:01
crapface
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:54:02
dapper
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:27:01
reggie
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:12:01
reggie
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:09:01
poopface
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:51:01
FactCheck
You have the best style.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:09:01
DonaldTrump
...not that anyone cares
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:42:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:00:01
doodooface
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:48:01
FactCheck
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:15:01
reggie
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:24:01
crapface
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:51:01
RunRonnieRun
You have impeccable manners.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:51:01
MichelleW
Yes, officer, I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:36:01
little
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:36:01
american
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 12:18:01
poopface
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 11:06:01
RunRonnieRun
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 01:21:01
Milkman
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 01:57:01
thumbsup
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:09:02
patty
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:54:01
dapper
...not that anyone cares
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:27:01
patty
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:09:02
pentagon
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:51:01
little
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:33:01
holly
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:09:01
crapface
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 06:12:01
chesirecat
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 06:39:02
peccili
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:00:02
DannyBoy
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:33:01
Poppy
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:42:01
chesirecat
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:45:01
snickerdoo
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:03:01
milk4dh
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:15:01
idiotboy
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:21:01
yahooligan
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:24:01
crapface
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:36:01
poopface
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:03:01
Chrischun
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:21:01
mrdavis
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:39:01
peccili
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:48:02
FactCheck
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:54:01
chesirecat
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:30:01
sexybrain
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:42:01
PatMall
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:03:01
snickerdoo
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:09:01
doodooface
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:30:02
MichelleW
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:39:01
DonaldTrump
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:45:02
snickerdoo
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 12:12:02
american
We should often feel ashamed of our best actions if the world could see all the motives which produced them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 12:18:01
pentagon
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 12:27:01
pentagon
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:09:01
patty
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:24:01
mrdavis
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:27:01
RunRonnieRun
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:30:02
Milkman
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:33:01
chesirecat
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:39:01
DannyBoy
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:42:01
chesirecat
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 01:45:01
doodooface
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 02:24:01
sexybrain
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraud of an army of sheep led by a lion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 02:33:01
thumbsup
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 02:36:01
dapper
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 02:42:01
crapface
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 02:57:01
pentagon
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 03:12:01
Milkman
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 03:15:01
Poppy
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 03:30:01
snickerdoo
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 03:39:01
PatMall
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 04:15:01
thumbsup
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 04:21:01
FactCheck
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:15:01
chesirecat
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:24:01
doodooface
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:33:01
reggie
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:39:01
DannyBoy
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 05:42:02
milk4dh
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 06:30:02
chesirecat
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 06:36:01
pentagon
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 06:57:01
holly
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:33:01
PatMall
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:45:01
little
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:51:01
reggie
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 07:54:02
pentagon
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:06:01
Milkman
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:24:01
sexybrain
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:30:01
peccili
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:42:01
pentagon
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:51:01
patty
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 08:54:01
Poppy
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:00:02
american
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:18:01
mrdavis
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:45:01
pentagon
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:48:01
poopface
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:51:01
reggie
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:54:01
mrdavis
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 09:57:01
little
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:00:01
DonaldTrump
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:15:01
american
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:21:01
reggie
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 10:27:01
PatMall
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:09:01
chesirecat
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:12:01
DannyBoy
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:18:01
holly
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Oct 6, 2023, 11:24:01
little
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:12:01
thumbsup
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:15:01
doodooface
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:30:01
RunRonnieRun
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:39:01
patty
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:51:01
MichelleW
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:21:01
pentagon
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:36:01
snickerdoo
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:39:01
patty
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:45:01
FactCheck
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:57:01
PatMall
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:15:01
DonaldTrump
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:21:01
reggie
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:03:02
poopface
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:06:02
chesirecat
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:12:01
MichelleW
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:21:01
thumbsup
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:57:01
reggie
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:00:01
little
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:15:01
yahooligan
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:24:01
american
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:27:01
idiotboy
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:33:01
chesirecat
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:54:01
reggie
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:00:01
DonaldTrump
The concept of integrity is about needing wholeness of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:06:01
Chrischun
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:15:01
chesirecat
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:27:01
sexybrain
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:51:01
patty
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:00:01
poopface
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:27:02
Milkman
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:51:01
milk4dh
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:06:01
thumbsup
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:09:01
PatMall
You're more fun than a ball pit filled with candy. (And seriously, what could be more fun than that?)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:00:01
dapper
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:06:01
Poppy
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:15:01
doodooface
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:27:01
FactCheck
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:30:01
DannyBoy
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:33:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:54:01
yahooligan
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:57:01
patty
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:54:01
yahooligan
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:27:01
Milkman
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:39:01
milk4dh
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:48:01
dapper
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:15:02
patty
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:27:01
chesirecat
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:12:01
PatMall
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:21:01
PatMall
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 12:30:01
crapface
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:00:01
milk4dh
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:33:01
yahooligan
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 01:48:01
sexybrain
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:18:01
crapface
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:21:01
patty
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:27:01
dapper
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:30:01
Poppy
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:39:01
MichelleW
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:51:01
Chrischun
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 02:57:01
little
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:00:01
crapface
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:33:01
Poppy
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:45:01
RunRonnieRun
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 03:54:01
milk4dh
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:06:01
little
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:27:01
MichelleW
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 04:51:01
doodooface
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:06:02
little
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:15:01
FactCheck
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:18:01
RunRonnieRun
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:45:01
idiotboy
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:48:01
idiotboy
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:51:02
snickerdoo
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 05:57:01
dapper
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:12:01
thumbsup
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:24:02
snickerdoo
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:27:01
yahooligan
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:33:01
patty
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 06:57:02
Poppy
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:06:01
Poppy
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:18:01
milk4dh
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:42:01
crapface
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 07:57:01
reggie
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:09:01
DannyBoy
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:15:01
snickerdoo
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:30:01
peccili
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 08:54:01
american
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:12:01
pentagon
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:18:01
doodooface
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:42:01
reggie
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:48:01
chesirecat
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 09:54:01
idiotboy
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:24:01
PatMall
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:33:01
poopface
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 10:42:01
poopface
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:06:01
Milkman
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Oct 7, 2023, 11:57:01
pentagon
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 12:21:01
chesirecat
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 12:54:01
patty
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:15:01
little
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:24:01
doodooface
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:27:01
PatMall
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:39:01
Poppy
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:06:01
crapface
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:15:01
sexybrain
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:18:01
MichelleW
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:39:01
reggie
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:51:01
reggie
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:33:01
little
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 04:03:01
DannyBoy
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 04:15:01
Poppy
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 04:21:01
snickerdoo
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:00:01
DonaldTrump
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:21:01
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:27:01
yahooligan
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:51:01
chesirecat
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:12:02
mrdavis
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:30:01
doodooface
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:57:01
DannyBoy
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:21:01
Poppy
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:24:01
DannyBoy
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:48:01
peccili
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:54:01
MichelleW
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:57:01
thumbsup
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:00:01
PatMall
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:03:02
crapface
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:24:02
little
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:33:01
american
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:45:01
american
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:48:01
american
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:00:01
Poppy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:03:01
patty
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:09:01
doodooface
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:12:02
chesirecat
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:24:01
chesirecat
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:27:01
doodooface
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:33:01
dapper
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:36:01
yahooligan
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:45:01
sexybrain
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 10:09:01
reggie
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 10:18:01
mrdavis
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 10:33:01
MichelleW
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 10:45:01
FactCheck
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 11:27:01
dapper
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 11:36:01
DonaldTrump
You're a great listener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 11:39:01
mrdavis
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 11:51:01
peccili
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 12:42:01
yahooligan
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:24:01
little
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:30:01
thumbsup
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 01:36:01
DonaldTrump
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:42:01
DonaldTrump
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:48:01
little
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:51:01
FactCheck
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 02:57:01
holly
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:27:01
Chrischun
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 03:54:01
MichelleW
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 04:21:01
patty
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 04:57:01
milk4dh
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:09:01
patty
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:15:01
Chrischun
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:21:02
mrdavis
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:45:01
sexybrain
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:48:01
FactCheck
Nothing will work unless you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 05:51:01
idiotboy
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:21:01
american
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:24:01
doodooface
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:30:01
patty
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 06:45:01
snickerdoo
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:27:01
little
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:33:01
dapper
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 07:45:01
poopface
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:00:01
dapper
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:30:01
poopface
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 08:42:01
PatMall
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:00:01
Poppy
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:24:01
mrdavis
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:36:01
crapface
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 8, 2023, 09:39:01
little
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:06:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:36:01
yahooligan
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:39:01
PatMall
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 01:18:01
Poppy
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 01:48:01
american
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:00:01
yahooligan
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:03:01
little
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:12:01
doodooface
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:45:01
doodooface
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:15:01
chesirecat
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:27:01
idiotboy
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:36:01
patty
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:54:01
pentagon
So chin up chum. You're a beautiful, beautiful human being, and the world is your sunshine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:57:01
dapper
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:00:01
milk4dh
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:24:01
poopface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:30:01
Poppy
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:36:01
little
The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:45:01
patty
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:06:01
chesirecat
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:33:01
Milkman
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:51:01
Milkman
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:57:01
idiotboy
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:12:01
PatMall
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:18:01
Poppy
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:45:01
yahooligan
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:54:01
peccili
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:57:01
Poppy
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:30:01
DannyBoy
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:36:01
snickerdoo
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:45:01
yahooligan
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:15:01
reggie
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:30:02
dapper
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:33:01
thumbsup
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:39:01
PatMall
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:03:01
little
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:12:01
little
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:36:02
chesirecat
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:39:01
peccili
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:45:01
sexybrain
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:00:01
dapper
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:18:01
snickerdoo
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:21:01
milk4dh
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:54:01
idiotboy
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:57:01
Chrischun
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:03:01
snickerdoo
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:12:01
milk4dh
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:21:01
chesirecat
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:33:01
poopface
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:36:01
crapface
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 12:39:01
mrdavis
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 01:24:01
milk4dh
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:00:02
little
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:09:02
DannyBoy
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:33:01
pentagon
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 02:54:01
idiotboy
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:27:01
holly
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:45:01
MichelleW
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:51:02
FactCheck
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 03:57:01
american
Life is, at times, tough. And all we need to do is to prove that we are tougher than it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:06:01
peccili
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:21:02
peccili
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:30:01
mrdavis
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:39:01
pentagon
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 04:51:01
milk4dh
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 05:42:01
doodooface
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:30:01
snickerdoo
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 06:36:01
sexybrain
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:06:01
american
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 07:57:01
pentagon
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:03:02
MichelleW
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 08:24:01
american
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:15:01
Chrischun
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:21:01
MichelleW
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 09:36:01
mrdavis
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:00:01
mrdavis
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:09:01
american
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:21:01
yahooligan
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 10:57:01
little
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 9, 2023, 11:57:01

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RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
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thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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holly
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