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Muslim American Leadership Alliance founder Zainab Khan discusses the anti-Israel sentiment growing worldwide following the Hamas attacks earlier this month.
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milk4dh
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 07:45:01
yahooligan
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:21:01
pentagon
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:00:01
sexybrain
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:45:01
milk4dh
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:33:01
milk4dh
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:18:01
idiotboy
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:21:01
yahooligan
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:12:01
reggie
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:12:01
milk4dh
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:33:02
MichelleW
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:00:01
MichelleW
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:09:01
snickerdoo
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:57:01
dapper
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:24:01
mrdavis
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:27:01
yahooligan
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:57:01
idiotboy
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:36:01
holly
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:12:01
Poppy
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:48:01
sexybrain
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:00:01
crapface
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:12:01
holly
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:24:01
chesirecat
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:06:01
little
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 11:54:01
little
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 04:39:01
chesirecat
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:36:01
holly
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:48:01
patty
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 04:27:01
crapface
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 04:45:01
Chrischun
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 05:06:01
crapface
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 05:45:01
Milkman
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 06:30:01
peccili
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 07:12:01
crapface
Being in Politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 08:12:01
snickerdoo
And I know this world is so cold and deceiving but I keep my head up like my nose is bleeding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 08:45:01
dapper
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 09:15:01
chesirecat
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 09:18:01
american
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 09:42:01
Chrischun
In other news, the sky is blue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 09:51:01
yahooligan
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 10:09:01
pentagon
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 10:27:01
dapper
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sun, Oct 22, 2023, 10:39:01
peccili
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:03:01
DannyBoy
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:06:01
thumbsup
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:15:01
patty
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:30:01
crapface
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:33:01
reggie
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:00:01
reggie
How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:12:01
thumbsup
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:15:01
milk4dh
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:18:01
mrdavis
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:03:01
mrdavis
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:24:01
sexybrain
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:51:01
thumbsup
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:54:02
american
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 03:51:01
doodooface
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:24:01
mrdavis
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:39:01
PatMall
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:45:01
Poppy
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:57:01
Chrischun
If lying is first of all a matter of breaching the trust of a relationship, it follows that the severity of the lie depends on the nature of the relationship and the understanding that forms that trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:12:01
chesirecat
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:48:02
DannyBoy
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:57:01
american
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:03:01
poopface
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:24:01
holly
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:30:01
yahooligan
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:00:01
DonaldTrump
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:06:01
little
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:09:02
thumbsup
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:30:01
snickerdoo
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:39:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:42:01
doodooface
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:45:01
thumbsup
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:39:01
doodooface
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:09:01
patty
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:12:01
dapper
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:18:01
milk4dh
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:51:01
Poppy
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:57:02
milk4dh
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:00:01
Chrischun
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:06:01
holly
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:21:01
sexybrain
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:36:01
dapper
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:42:01
little
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:45:01
DonaldTrump
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:57:01
patty
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:15:01
MichelleW
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:21:01
FactCheck
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:24:01
DannyBoy
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:03:01
DannyBoy
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:09:01
peccili
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:15:01
poopface
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:24:01
pentagon
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:30:01
american
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:45:01
chesirecat
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 12:48:01
Poppy
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:03:01
milk4dh
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:12:01
chesirecat
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 01:54:01
crapface
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:06:01
peccili
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:24:01
yahooligan
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:36:01
crapface
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:45:01
Poppy
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 02:54:01
little
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 03:12:01
poopface
Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right, decide on what you think is right and stick to it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:03:01
sexybrain
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:15:01
patty
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 04:54:01
american
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:09:01
DonaldTrump
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:15:01
Chrischun
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:18:01
milk4dh
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:27:01
DannyBoy
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:36:01
milk4dh
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:39:01
PatMall
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:45:01
peccili
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:51:02
mrdavis
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 05:57:01
PatMall
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:18:01
yahooligan
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 06:39:02
Chrischun
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:12:01
doodooface
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:21:01
dapper
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:30:01
poopface
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:33:01
Poppy
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 07:48:01
chesirecat
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:00:02
MichelleW
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:03:01
chesirecat
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:24:02
little
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:39:02
Chrischun
You're so thoughtful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 08:54:01
idiotboy
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:27:01
doodooface
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:45:01
DonaldTrump
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 09:54:01
crapface
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:03:01
chesirecat
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:24:01
yahooligan
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 10:51:01
mrdavis
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:18:01
yahooligan
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Mon, Oct 23, 2023, 11:36:01
chesirecat
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:06:01
yahooligan
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:09:01
Poppy
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:12:01
little
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:15:01
reggie
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:21:01
patty
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:24:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:33:01
patty
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:39:01
yahooligan
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:42:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:45:01
poopface
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:54:01
Chrischun
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:06:01
MichelleW
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:12:01
little
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:18:01
dapper
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:24:02
DonaldTrump
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:27:01
snickerdoo
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:33:01
PatMall
You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:36:01
reggie
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:39:01
patty
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:48:01
holly
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:03:01
Chrischun
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:15:01
milk4dh
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:18:01
RunRonnieRun
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:21:01
patty
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:27:01
PatMall
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:30:01
chesirecat
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
No matter how much it hurts, you have to hold your head up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:51:01
Milkman
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:06:01
FactCheck
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:12:01
american
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:15:01
chesirecat
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:27:01
poopface
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:33:01
thumbsup
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:36:02
reggie
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:39:01
poopface
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:54:01
reggie
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:57:01
sexybrain
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:03:01
MichelleW
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:12:01
pentagon
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:15:01
MichelleW
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:27:01
patty
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:33:01
sexybrain
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:36:01
Poppy
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:45:02
chesirecat
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:54:01
reggie
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:00:01
FactCheck
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:03:02
pentagon
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:06:01
thumbsup
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:09:01
MichelleW
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:15:01
Poppy
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:18:01
poopface
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:30:02
american
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:33:01
reggie
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:36:01
holly
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:39:01
little
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:48:01
chesirecat
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:03:02
yahooligan
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:06:01
peccili
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:09:01
sexybrain
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:21:01
chesirecat
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:24:01
milk4dh
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:27:01
american
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:30:01
FactCheck
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:33:01
reggie
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:39:01
patty
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:00:01
Milkman
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:06:01
milk4dh
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:15:01
poopface
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:18:01
american
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:21:01
american
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:24:01
chesirecat
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:27:01
reggie
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:42:02
patty
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:45:01
snickerdoo
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:51:01
chesirecat
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:54:01
reggie
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:00:01
FactCheck
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:03:01
DannyBoy
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:06:01
american
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:09:01
Milkman
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:15:02
milk4dh
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:24:01
american
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:30:01
american
It was easier to lie with a gesture than a word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:39:01
milk4dh
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:57:01
holly
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 09:27:01
milk4dh
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 09:36:01
thumbsup
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 09:39:01
poopface
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 09:45:01
PatMall
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:18:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:45:01
holly
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:09:01
reggie
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:12:01
patty
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:21:01
Milkman
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:57:01
yahooligan
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:15:01
thumbsup
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:18:01
Chrischun
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:27:01
poopface
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:33:01
doodooface
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:42:01
little
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:45:01
crapface
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 12:57:01
DonaldTrump
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:21:01
RunRonnieRun
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:39:01
pentagon
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 01:48:01
doodooface
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:03:01
dapper
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:06:01
american
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:36:01
DonaldTrump
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 02:39:01
crapface
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:06:01
thumbsup
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:24:01
FactCheck
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:27:01
american
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 03:30:01
Chrischun
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:06:01
holly
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:09:01
MichelleW
Hanging out with you is always a blast.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:18:01
doodooface
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:45:01
milk4dh
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 04:51:01
crapface
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:06:01
FactCheck
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:21:01
thumbsup
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 05:24:01
little
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:06:02
milk4dh
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:09:01
dapper
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:21:01
patty
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:24:01
Poppy
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:39:01
mrdavis
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:45:01
american
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 06:57:01
Milkman
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:12:02
dapper
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:36:01
yahooligan
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 07:51:01
reggie
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:00:01
idiotboy
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:33:01
dapper
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:45:01
PatMall
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 08:54:01
Chrischun
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 09:12:01
thumbsup
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:12:01
MichelleW
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:18:02
pentagon
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:21:01
crapface
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 10:42:02
Milkman
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:03:01
snickerdoo
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:30:01
milk4dh
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Tue, Oct 24, 2023, 11:54:01
DonaldTrump
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:06:01
Milkman
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:24:01
doodooface
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:57:01
patty
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:15:01
pentagon
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:30:01
doodooface
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:33:01
reggie
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:54:01
FactCheck
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:06:01
doodooface
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:09:01
yahooligan
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:15:01
DannyBoy
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:21:01
milk4dh
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:30:01
yahooligan
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:33:01
peccili
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:54:01
Milkman
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:33:01
milk4dh
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:57:01
DannyBoy
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 04:09:01
Poppy
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 05:33:01
crapface
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 05:39:01
Chrischun
But, chin up. There's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 05:54:01
sexybrain
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:06:01
sexybrain
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:12:02
poopface
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:39:01
holly
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:42:01
sexybrain
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:45:01
american
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:48:01
idiotboy
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:03:01
thumbsup
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:06:01
dapper
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:39:01
Poppy
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:42:01
thumbsup
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:54:01
patty
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:00:01
little
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:12:01
doodooface
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:39:01
FactCheck
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:45:01
peccili
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:48:01
idiotboy
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:06:01
reggie
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:09:01
patty
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:27:01
peccili
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:39:01
poopface
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:57:01
poopface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 10:03:01
little
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 11:18:01
crapface
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 11:21:01
poopface
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:18:01
Milkman
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:21:01
RunRonnieRun
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 12:54:01
Poppy
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:09:01
Milkman
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:33:01
dapper
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:39:01
pentagon
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 01:54:01
RunRonnieRun
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:12:01
american
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 02:24:01
pentagon
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:00:01
PatMall
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:21:02
idiotboy
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:24:01
little
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:48:01
RunRonnieRun
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 03:57:01
milk4dh
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 04:36:01
DonaldTrump
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 04:54:01
idiotboy
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 05:39:01
poopface
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 05:57:01
thumbsup
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:18:02
mrdavis
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 06:51:01
chesirecat
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:09:01
dapper
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:15:01
sexybrain
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:33:01
little
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 07:42:01
dapper
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 08:24:01
pentagon
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:15:01
RunRonnieRun
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:21:01
milk4dh
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 09:57:01
little
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 10:15:01
crapface
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 10:27:01
yahooligan
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 10:39:01
idiotboy
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 11:00:01
snickerdoo
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Oct 25, 2023, 11:42:02

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