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mrdavis
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:39:01
PatMall
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:48:01
Poppy
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 07:24:01
MichelleW
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 05:30:01
doodooface
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 07:12:01
Poppy
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:24:01
chesirecat
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 07:51:01
pentagon
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 09:09:01
patty
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:27:01
Poppy
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 07:51:01
thumbsup
You are strong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:30:01
Poppy
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:48:01
Chrischun
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 03:42:01
doodooface
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:51:01
DannyBoy
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:21:01
holly
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:39:01
MichelleW
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
Most obstacles melt away when we make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:00:01
Poppy
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 09:33:02
dapper
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 09:39:01
milk4dh
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 10:03:01
yahooligan
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 10:33:01
snickerdoo
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 10:45:01
Milkman
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Oct 30, 2023, 11:06:01
Poppy
When people are toxic, they are masters at feigning innocence, of playing the victim, pretending to be less fortunate than others, and claiming that life has treated everyone better than it has treated them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 12:36:01
MichelleW
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 12:39:01
holly
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 01:39:01
doodooface
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 02:30:01
doodooface
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:06:01
crapface
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:45:01
crapface
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:51:01
dapper
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 04:00:02
snickerdoo
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 05:54:01
milk4dh
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:12:01
Poppy
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:39:01
doodooface
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:42:01
milk4dh
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 07:00:01
sexybrain
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 07:51:01
mrdavis
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:21:01
Milkman
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:42:01
Chrischun
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:00:01
Poppy
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:06:01
reggie
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:15:01
crapface
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:18:01
DannyBoy
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:33:01
RunRonnieRun
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 12:15:01
poopface
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 12:27:01
reggie
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 01:00:01
doodooface
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 01:15:01
Poppy
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:03:01
Poppy
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:06:01
little
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:15:01
doodooface
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 03:42:01
DonaldTrump
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 05:06:02
little
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:09:01
american
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 07:21:01
patty
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 08:03:01
thumbsup
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 08:06:01
poopface
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 08:24:01
little
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 08:54:01
pentagon
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 09:36:01
DonaldTrump
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:12:01
dapper
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:48:01
yahooligan
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 10:57:01
reggie
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:00:01
thumbsup
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:18:01
peccili
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:33:01
mrdavis
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Tue, Oct 31, 2023, 11:51:01
doodooface
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:18:01
reggie
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:30:01
snickerdoo
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:42:01
yahooligan
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 01:42:01
MichelleW
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:15:01
pentagon
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:36:01
milk4dh
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:57:01
chesirecat
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 03:18:01
PatMall
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 03:27:01
sexybrain
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 03:48:01
poopface
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:21:01
Chrischun
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:57:02
Chrischun
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 05:15:01
FactCheck
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 07:48:01
patty
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:18:01
patty
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:45:01
peccili
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 10:09:01
yahooligan
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 11:03:01
poopface
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 11:27:01
patty
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:15:01
milk4dh
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:18:01
Poppy
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 12:57:01
mrdavis
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 01:09:01
PatMall
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 01:12:01
crapface
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 01:36:01
peccili
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:18:02
peccili
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:21:01
Milkman
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 02:30:01
yahooligan
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 03:12:01
Milkman
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:15:02
Milkman
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:30:01
FactCheck
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:33:01
dapper
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 04:57:01
RunRonnieRun
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 05:21:01
RunRonnieRun
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 06:00:01
patty
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 06:06:01
FactCheck
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 06:12:01
mrdavis
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 07:09:01
american
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 08:45:01
sexybrain
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 09:18:01
poopface
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 09:33:01
thumbsup
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 09:54:01
MichelleW
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 10:48:01
peccili
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 1, 2023, 11:39:01
mrdavis
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:00:01
doodooface
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:09:02
doodooface
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:15:01
crapface
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:48:01
RunRonnieRun
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:51:01
little
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:00:01
Poppy
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:09:01
little
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:21:01
dapper
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:33:01
chesirecat
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:36:01
crapface
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:54:01
chesirecat
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:00:01
FactCheck
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:21:01
DonaldTrump
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:39:01
snickerdoo
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:39:01
crapface
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:00:01
snickerdoo
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:24:01
FactCheck
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:30:01
mrdavis
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:33:01
chesirecat
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:24:01
patty
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:48:01
snickerdoo
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:57:01
yahooligan
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:00:02
pentagon
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:18:01
dapper
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:51:01
patty
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:27:01
MichelleW
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:00:01
yahooligan
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:30:01
american
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:48:01
crapface
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:45:01
Poppy
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:30:01
little
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 12:36:01
FactCheck
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:03:01
reggie
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:06:01
little
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 01:30:01
PatMall
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:06:01
snickerdoo
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:12:01
PatMall
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:33:01
peccili
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:39:01
thumbsup
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 03:18:01
peccili
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 03:36:01
holly
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 03:54:01
poopface
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:09:01
holly
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:24:01
patty
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:27:01
MichelleW
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:36:01
Chrischun
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:57:01
sexybrain
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:09:01
milk4dh
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:12:01
MichelleW
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:57:01
PatMall
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:24:01
MichelleW
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:57:01
pentagon
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:06:01
MichelleW
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:27:01
dapper
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:39:01
DonaldTrump
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:48:01
MichelleW
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:24:01
doodooface
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:39:01
yahooligan
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:48:01
little
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:00:01
crapface
You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:39:01
dapper
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:42:01

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doodooface
This message approved by Joseph Biden
doodooface | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:36
Poppy
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
Poppy | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:30
holly
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
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sexybrain
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
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little
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
little | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:12
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MichelleW
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
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RunRonnieRun
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
RunRonnieRun | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:00
Chrischun
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
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