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idiotboy
The only power you have is the word ‘no’. – Frances McDormand
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 02:00:01
thumbsup
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:24:01
patty
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:15:01
little
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:03:01
idiotboy
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:36:01
crapface
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:06:01
DonaldTrump
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:57:01
yahooligan
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:03:01
DannyBoy
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:27:01
poopface
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:12:01
yahooligan
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:09:01
DannyBoy
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:39:02
crapface
Why do they write stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:09:01
american
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:51:01
PatMall
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:21:01
chesirecat
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:24:01
mrdavis
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:18:01
little
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:21:01
snickerdoo
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:33:01
holly
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:57:01
doodooface
Integrity is not a laughing matter but a serious issue, If a man cannot account for how a dollar committed to his hands was spent, don't expect he will be able to account for a million dollar.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:57:01
patty
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:09:01
peccili
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:39:01
crapface
As the world falls, I will keep my head up high because I know at the end of the time, I fall with my heart sorrowing into the sky.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:42:01
Chrischun
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:00:01
little
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:21:02
patty
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:48:01
peccili
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:12:01
dapper
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:51:01
idiotboy
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:03:01
crapface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 04:30:01
sexybrain
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 05:27:01
reggie
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 06:24:01
Chrischun
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 07:42:01
FactCheck
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 08:12:01
dapper
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:27:01
yahooligan
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 09:36:01
pentagon
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:21:01
PatMall
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:30:01
FactCheck
Never "for the sake of peace and quiet" deny your own experience or convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:33:01
crapface
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:45:01
pentagon
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:48:01
reggie
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 10:57:01
crapface
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:36:01
PatMall
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:48:01
DonaldTrump
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Thu, Nov 2, 2023, 11:57:01
sexybrain
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:00:01
patty
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:03:01
doodooface
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:09:01
thumbsup
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:15:01
dapper
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:45:01
poopface
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:12:01
pentagon
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:18:01
Poppy
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:24:01
yahooligan
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:09:01
american
A question that often comes up in my practice is whether people who have affairs are liars. Of course they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:30:01
thumbsup
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:33:01
Poppy
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:36:01
crapface
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:39:01
FactCheck
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:36:01
DonaldTrump
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:51:01
milk4dh
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:54:01
FactCheck
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:00:01
holly
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:12:01
snickerdoo
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:24:01
dapper
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:27:01
idiotboy
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:54:01
DonaldTrump
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:57:01
DonaldTrump
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:00:01
holly
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:21:01
Milkman
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:30:01
crapface
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:51:01
Poppy
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:09:01
Poppy
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:27:01
Poppy
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:33:01
yahooligan
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:51:01
MichelleW
He is not wise to me who is wise in words only, but he who is wise in deeds.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:24:01
thumbsup
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:45:01
poopface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:48:01
Chrischun
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:54:01
american
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:00:01
poopface
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:09:01
PatMall
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:12:01
MichelleW
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:15:01
RunRonnieRun
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:30:01
patty
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:39:01
Poppy
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:51:01
doodooface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:24:01
FactCheck
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:54:01
chesirecat
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:03:01
idiotboy
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:18:01
crapface
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:24:01
holly
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:03:01
FactCheck
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:09:01
MichelleW
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:18:01
Chrischun
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:33:01
yahooligan
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:57:01
yahooligan
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:27:01
holly
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:33:01
pentagon
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:18:01
idiotboy
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:27:01
little
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:42:02
sexybrain
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:15:01
Milkman
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:39:01
PatMall
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 04:54:01
DonaldTrump
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:00:02
DannyBoy
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:06:01
chesirecat
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:09:01
yahooligan
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:15:01
peccili
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:21:01
DonaldTrump
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:51:01
PatMall
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:24:01
doodooface
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:45:01
snickerdoo
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:09:01
american
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:36:01
RunRonnieRun
amazing!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:48:01
dapper
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:24:01
yahooligan
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:42:02
PatMall
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:03:01
PatMall
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:00:01
yahooligan
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:15:01
peccili
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:21:02
doodooface
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:42:01
doodooface
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:48:01
FactCheck
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:03:01
idiotboy
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:09:01
milk4dh
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:54:02
DonaldTrump
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:03:02
Poppy
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:06:01
sexybrain
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:24:01
holly
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:30:01
peccili
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:48:02
reggie
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:54:01
sexybrain
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:12:01
peccili
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:30:01
thumbsup
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:54:01
PatMall
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:00:01
american
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:06:01
idiotboy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:33:02
patty
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:45:01
idiotboy
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:54:01
DonaldTrump
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:00:02
poopface
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:15:01
DonaldTrump
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:06:01
sexybrain
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:42:01
Chrischun
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:09:01
reggie
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:15:01
doodooface
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:21:01
crapface
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:57:01
idiotboy
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:21:01
Poppy
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:36:01
snickerdoo
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:54:01
snickerdoo
It’s alright if you don’t agree with me, I can’t force you to be right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:57:01
idiotboy
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:03:01
crapface
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:18:01
american
These men came here to storm these beaches for one purpose only, not to gain anything for ourselves, not to fulfill any ambitions that America had for conquest, but just to preserve freedom. Many thousands of men have died for such ideals as these, but these young boys were cut of in their prime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:21:01
MichelleW
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:03:01
Milkman
I didn’t mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:09:01
reggie
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:24:01
peccili
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:48:01
DonaldTrump
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:06:01
crapface
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:42:01
pentagon
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:51:01
MichelleW
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:33:01
little
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:36:01
holly
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:57:01
DannyBoy
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:21:01
doodooface
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:36:01
doodooface
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:03:01
Milkman
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:48:01
dapper
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:42:01
DannyBoy
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:42:01
milk4dh
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:03:01
chesirecat
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:06:01
FactCheck
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:12:01
holly
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:27:02
peccili
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:45:01
doodooface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:54:01
mrdavis
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:09:01
snickerdoo
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:27:01
patty
Having a toxic man in your life can affect your physical appearance and how you come across to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:39:01
patty
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:24:01
MichelleW
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:12:01
Milkman
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:39:02
doodooface
If you feel lost, disappointed, hesitant, or weak, return to yourself, to who you are, here and now and when you get there, you will discover yourself, like a lotus flower in full bloom, even in a muddy pond, beautiful and strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:00:01
Poppy
I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:21:01
Milkman
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:57:01
FactCheck
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:09:01
snickerdoo
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:12:01
milk4dh
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:30:01
peccili
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:33:01
dapper
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:51:01
dapper
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:00:01
milk4dh
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:15:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:18:01
doodooface
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:36:01
chesirecat
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:03:01
DonaldTrump
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:09:01
FactCheck
The time is always right to do what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:30:01
Poppy
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:15:01
holly
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:36:01
little
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:09:01
yahooligan
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:18:01
chesirecat
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:24:01
milk4dh
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:45:01
thumbsup
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:06:01
poopface
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:09:01
mrdavis
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:39:01
thumbsup
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:51:01
mrdavis
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:57:01
DonaldTrump
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:00:01
milk4dh
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:15:02
doodooface
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:18:01
yahooligan
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:51:01
crapface
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:09:01
peccili
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:15:01
little
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:57:01
PatMall
From the crucible of courage, perseverance, and integrity comes triumph.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:24:01
Poppy
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:27:02
MichelleW
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:30:01
holly
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:42:01
little
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:54:02
sexybrain
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:12:01
Poppy
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:39:01
holly
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:06:01
RunRonnieRun
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:21:01
mrdavis
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:33:01
Poppy
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:36:01
milk4dh
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:03:02
patty
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:06:01
pentagon
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:12:01
crapface
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:51:01
DonaldTrump
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:54:01
chesirecat
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:00:01
DannyBoy
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:45:01
thumbsup
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:57:01
reggie
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:39:01
Chrischun
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:54:01
crapface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:18:01
FactCheck
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:24:02
Poppy
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:27:01
patty
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:51:01
milk4dh
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:54:02
reggie
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:18:01
doodooface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 8 Months ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:51:01

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doodooface
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
doodooface | Jun 23, 2024 at 12:09
yahooligan
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
yahooligan | Jun 23, 2024 at 12:03
peccili
Some lies are just kindness.
peccili | Jun 23, 2024 at 12:00
milk4dh
The time is always right to do what is right.
milk4dh | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:57
DannyBoy
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
DannyBoy | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:42
crapface
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
crapface | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:36
peccili
Half of the people in the world are below average.
peccili | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:30
chesirecat
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
chesirecat | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:12
DonaldTrump
And I took that personally...
DonaldTrump | Jun 22, 2024 at 11:00
thumbsup
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
thumbsup | Jun 22, 2024 at 10:57