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Chrischun
Life is always rocky when you’re a gem.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:30:01
thumbsup
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:36:01
milk4dh
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:06:01
peccili
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:57:01
Poppy
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:39:01
american
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:24:01
thumbsup
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:48:01
RunRonnieRun
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:42:01
DannyBoy
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:51:01
sexybrain
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:09:01
patty
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:45:01
Chrischun
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:18:01
Milkman
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:48:02
Chrischun
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:03:01
Poppy
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:48:01
yahooligan
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:30:01
Chrischun
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:42:01
peccili
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:30:01
thumbsup
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:06:01
crapface
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:24:01
Milkman
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:30:01
american
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:57:01
MichelleW
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 11:27:01
snickerdoo
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:45:01
idiotboy
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:33:01
idiotboy
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:33:01
Poppy
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:09:01
holly
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:36:01
idiotboy
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:42:01
reggie
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:51:01
american
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:06:01
reggie
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:48:01
mrdavis
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:18:01
milk4dh
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 12:39:01
snickerdoo
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:00:01
holly
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:18:01
chesirecat
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 01:45:01
crapface
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 02:12:01
reggie
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:06:01
holly
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:24:01
FactCheck
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 03:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Pain is temporary- The pain you feel today is only to get strength to face tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:27:01
patty
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:48:01
DannyBoy
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 05:57:01
Milkman
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:30:01
poopface
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 06:51:01
milk4dh
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:21:01
Poppy
There's good people on both sides.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 07:33:01
american
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:09:01
little
This is not happening.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:21:01
idiotboy
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 08:36:01
patty
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:00:02
Poppy
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:03:02
Milkman
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:09:01
reggie
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 09:21:01
Poppy
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:33:01
holly
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 10:57:01
PatMall
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:12:01
sexybrain
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:15:01
idiotboy
1/20/25
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:18:01
dapper
Integrity means that we are trustworthy and dependable, and our character is above approach.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 3, 2023, 11:27:01
reggie
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:57:01
thumbsup
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:00:01
chesirecat
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:06:01
dapper
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:12:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:30:01
holly
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:33:01
MichelleW
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:09:01
sexybrain
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:27:01
dapper
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:39:01
poopface
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:12:01
idiotboy
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:27:01
DonaldTrump
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:48:01
sexybrain
I am an American; free born and free bred, where I acknowledge no man as my superior, except for his own worth, or as my inferior, except for his own demerit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:39:01
patty
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:42:01
patty
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:45:01
pentagon
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:12:01
PatMall
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:21:02
Chrischun
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:27:02
thumbsup
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:39:01
doodooface
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:51:01
milk4dh
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:06:01
patty
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:33:01
Poppy
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:39:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:48:01
poopface
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 07:54:01
patty
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:12:01
thumbsup
Nice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:18:01
DannyBoy
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:21:01
milk4dh
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:30:01
DannyBoy
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:42:01
peccili
A single lie destroys a whole reputation of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:45:02
peccili
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:39:01
dapper
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:00:01
little
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:27:01
mrdavis
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 11:30:01
pentagon
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:12:01
PatMall
Your own father said that artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 12:36:01
american
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:06:01
little
I'd let you into the secret in me. / Just because I'm good at fooling you, / When no ones around I'll walk in your shoes. / I'm smiling while lying to you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:15:01
poopface
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 01:21:01
crapface
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:00:02
little
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:06:01
pentagon
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:36:01
mrdavis
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:39:01
patty
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:45:01
sexybrain
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 02:48:01
idiotboy
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:00:01
Poppy
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:18:01
mrdavis
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:33:01
american
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 03:51:01
little
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:18:01
holly
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:27:01
doodooface
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 04:45:01
MichelleW
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 05:27:01
milk4dh
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:00:01
sexybrain
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:03:01
pentagon
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 06:12:01
dapper
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:03:01
thumbsup
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:18:01
milk4dh
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:27:01
american
If we really love ourselves, everything in our life works.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:39:01
crapface
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 08:54:01
poopface
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:15:01
sexybrain
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:36:01
little
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:39:01
chesirecat
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 09:57:01
pentagon
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:03:01
pentagon
Fake!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:15:01
yahooligan
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:30:01
doodooface
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:48:01
peccili
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:51:01
milk4dh
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sat, Nov 4, 2023, 10:54:01
MichelleW
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:42:01
thumbsup
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:54:01
crapface
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:48:01
yahooligan
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:00:01
poopface
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:54:01
yahooligan
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:24:01
dapper
When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:36:01
mrdavis
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 02:42:01
poopface
I'm grateful to know you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:12:01
milk4dh
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:39:01
dapper
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:42:01
dapper
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:51:02
snickerdoo
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:09:01
sexybrain
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:15:01
mrdavis
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:27:01
poopface
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:39:01
pentagon
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:21:01
PatMall
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:21:01
crapface
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:42:01
DannyBoy
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:00:01
Poppy
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:12:01
reggie
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:18:01
FactCheck
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:12:01
mrdavis
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:15:01
yahooligan
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:18:01
DannyBoy
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:24:01
holly
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:06:01
Poppy
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
Can't we all just get along?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:48:01
poopface
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:39:01
PatMall
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:27:01
Poppy
Haha i like it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:48:01
mrdavis
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:54:01
RunRonnieRun
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:39:01
doodooface
Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 12:48:01
thumbsup
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 01:18:01
little
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:15:01
snickerdoo
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 03:21:01
peccili
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:00:01
poopface
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:03:01
poopface
I gotta say, Blarify is the shit!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 04:36:01
DannyBoy
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:15:01
dapper
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 05:39:01
little
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:09:01
Milkman
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:33:01
MichelleW
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 06:36:01
DannyBoy
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:03:01
american
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:24:01
chesirecat
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 07:48:01
holly
No matter how bad it gets I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:09:02
milk4dh
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:24:01
RunRonnieRun
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:00:01
doodooface
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:06:01
poopface
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:09:01
DannyBoy
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:30:01
mrdavis
Be strong, believe in who you are; be strong, believe in what you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:39:01
mrdavis
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
Politics have no relation to morals.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:03:01
DonaldTrump
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 10:45:02
Chrischun
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:06:01
crapface
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:12:01
mrdavis
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:33:01
poopface
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:54:01
PatMall
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Sun, Nov 5, 2023, 11:57:01
chesirecat
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:03:02
sexybrain
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:18:01
snickerdoo
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:51:01
snickerdoo
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 01:06:01
thumbsup
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 01:36:01
crapface
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 01:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:00:01
DannyBoy
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:06:02
DannyBoy
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:21:01
pentagon
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:24:01
Milkman
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:27:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:45:01
patty
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:36:01
MichelleW
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:45:01
patty
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:06:01
DannyBoy
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:12:01
reggie
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:15:01
american
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:18:01
thumbsup
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:09:01
doodooface
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:12:01
FactCheck
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:30:01
yahooligan
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:39:01
pentagon
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:48:01
poopface
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:03:01
little
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:48:01
MichelleW
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:51:01
thumbsup
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 07:15:01
milk4dh
Sharing doesn't exist when communicating with toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 07:18:01
american
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 07:33:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 07:54:01
holly
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:21:01
peccili
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:30:01
milk4dh
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:39:01
DonaldTrump
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:51:02
chesirecat
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:57:02
Chrischun
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 09:39:01
sexybrain
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 09:54:01
holly
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:00:01
yahooligan
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:03:01
crapface
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:06:02
yahooligan
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:12:02
sexybrain
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:24:01
mrdavis
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:27:01
sexybrain
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 11:30:01
chesirecat
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:15:01
FactCheck
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:21:01
Chrischun
The story you tell yourself defines the life you live and the actions you take. It's important to tell yourself a positive story.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:39:01
crapface
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:42:01
Milkman
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 12:54:01
FactCheck
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 01:54:01
Milkman
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 02:03:01
doodooface
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:06:02
thumbsup
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:18:01
milk4dh
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:21:01
snickerdoo
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 03:45:01
doodooface
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 04:09:01
dapper
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:12:01
sexybrain
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 05:36:01
yahooligan
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:27:01
Milkman
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:30:01
yahooligan
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 06:54:01
peccili
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 07:12:01
DannyBoy
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:03:01
mrdavis
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 08:24:01
peccili
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 09:00:01
reggie
The first step is you have to say that you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:12:01
sexybrain
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 10:36:01
dapper
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 11:03:01
idiotboy
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 11:15:01
crapface
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Mon, Nov 6, 2023, 11:24:01

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reggie
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
reggie | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:48
yahooligan
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
yahooligan | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:39
doodooface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
doodooface | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:36
DannyBoy
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
DannyBoy | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:33
FactCheck
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:30
FactCheck
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:21
PatMall
You're like a breath of fresh air.
PatMall | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:12
RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
RunRonnieRun | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:06
thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
thumbsup | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:00
Milkman
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of...
Milkman | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:54