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Toby Keith attended the 2023 People’s Choice Country Awards, where he shared a health update after his cancer diagnosis, performed and accepted the icon award.
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reggie
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:36:01
MichelleW
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 04:48:01
DonaldTrump
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 08:21:01
thumbsup
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 09:24:02
idiotboy
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 07:54:01
reggie
1/20/25
(+1) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:39:01
FactCheck
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 01:36:01
holly
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:06:01
american
It's clobbering time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 06:54:01
mrdavis
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+1) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:00:01
Poppy
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 8, 2023, 11:06:01
holly
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 8, 2023, 11:15:01
yahooligan
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 8, 2023, 11:27:01
DonaldTrump
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Wed, Nov 8, 2023, 11:54:01
doodooface
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 12:03:01
poopface
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 01:24:01
idiotboy
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 01:33:01
poopface
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 01:39:01
chesirecat
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:48:01
RunRonnieRun
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:51:01
Chrischun
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:54:01
peccili
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 03:18:02
peccili
The greatest act of faith some days is to simply get up and face another day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 04:54:01
Milkman
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 05:24:01
pentagon
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 05:30:01
Milkman
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 05:57:01
RunRonnieRun
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 06:03:01
DonaldTrump
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 06:24:02
milk4dh
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 08:09:01
Chrischun
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 08:15:01
DannyBoy
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 08:39:01
patty
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 08:57:01
milk4dh
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 09:03:01
idiotboy
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 09:21:01
FactCheck
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 09:42:01
little
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:21:01
mrdavis
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:51:01
holly
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 11:09:02
snickerdoo
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 11:57:02
american
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 12:42:01
RunRonnieRun
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 01:09:01
thumbsup
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:15:01
mrdavis
Sometimes you don’t realize your own strength until you come face to face with your greatest weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 02:30:01
sexybrain
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 03:54:01
mrdavis
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 04:30:01
little
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 04:57:01
yahooligan
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 05:15:01
yahooligan
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 06:54:01
patty
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 07:27:01
american
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 09:51:01
RunRonnieRun
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:06:01
doodooface
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:33:01
american
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 10:51:01
snickerdoo
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 11:15:01
holly
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Thu, Nov 9, 2023, 11:51:02
Poppy
Blind patriotism has been kept intact by rewriting history to provide people with moral consolation and a psychological basis for denial.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 12:00:01
FactCheck
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 12:51:01
crapface
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 01:09:01
little
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 01:15:01
milk4dh
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 01:30:01
PatMall
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 02:45:01
MichelleW
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:15:01
thumbsup
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:51:01
yahooligan
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:54:01
DonaldTrump
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:03:01
MichelleW
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:09:01
crapface
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:36:01
MichelleW
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:48:01
milk4dh
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:57:01
DannyBoy
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 05:27:01
little
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 07:30:01
holly
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 08:09:01
Chrischun
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 08:39:01
thumbsup
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 08:45:01
pentagon
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:00:01
crapface
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:24:02
patty
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:48:01
milk4dh
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 10:00:01
poopface
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 10:21:01
DannyBoy
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 1 Month ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 10:30:01
little
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:03:01
american
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:48:02
american
Thank God I’m an atheist.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 12:03:01
snickerdoo
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 12:36:02
RunRonnieRun
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 12:48:02
poopface
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 01:09:01
mrdavis
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 02:03:01
little
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 02:06:01
american
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 02:15:02
FactCheck
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:33:01
milk4dh
The morality of patriotism is intimately connected with controversies concerning such topics as character and motivation, human nature, citizenship, the role of the state, political identity and obligation, and the basic structure of morality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 03:36:01
holly
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:12:01
Chrischun
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:33:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 04:57:01
Chrischun
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 05:12:01
DonaldTrump
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 05:18:02
reggie
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 05:27:01
FactCheck
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 05:42:01
peccili
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 06:30:01
sexybrain
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 06:33:01
yahooligan
Sweet dreams are made of this / Who am I to disagree? / I've traveled the world and the seven seas / Everybody's looking for something / Hold your head up / Keep your head up, moving on
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 07:12:01
Poppy
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 07:24:01
crapface
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 08:27:01
chesirecat
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 08:57:01
pentagon
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:09:01
poopface
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 09:21:01
mrdavis
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 10:00:01
FactCheck
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:00:01
american
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:09:01
thumbsup
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Fri, Nov 10, 2023, 11:45:01
doodooface
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:00:02
Chrischun
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:12:01
Milkman
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:27:01
american
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:36:01
reggie
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:45:02
doodooface
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 12:54:01
MichelleW
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:12:01
chesirecat
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:15:01
FactCheck
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:39:01
patty
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:48:01
Poppy
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 02:06:01
idiotboy
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 02:33:01
pentagon
If politics is the art of the possible, research is surely the art of the soluble. Both are immensely practical-minded affairs.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:09:01
DannyBoy
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:24:01
FactCheck
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:12:01
doodooface
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:00:01
DonaldTrump
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:33:01
patty
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:24:02
yahooligan
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:30:01
PatMall
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:33:01
thumbsup
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 07:03:01
yahooligan
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 08:33:01
Poppy
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:09:01
american
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:45:01
peccili
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:57:01
doodooface
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:51:02
Chrischun
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:54:01
sexybrain
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:48:01
Chrischun
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:51:01
milk4dh
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:15:01
thumbsup
It is a problem for me that I am part of a profession that is systematically lying to people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:57:01
Milkman
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:51:01
idiotboy
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 07:30:01
Chrischun
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 09:27:02
thumbsup
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 09:42:01
holly
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 09:48:01
milk4dh
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 10:30:01
Poppy
I bet you do the crossword puzzle in ink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:18:01
holly
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:51:01

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yahooligan
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
yahooligan | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:39
doodooface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
doodooface | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:36
DannyBoy
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
DannyBoy | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:33
FactCheck
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:30
FactCheck
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
FactCheck | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:21
PatMall
You're like a breath of fresh air.
PatMall | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:12
RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
RunRonnieRun | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:06
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
thumbsup | Dec 8, 2023 at 10:00
Milkman
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of...
Milkman | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:54
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doodooface | Dec 8, 2023 at 09:36