Sounds like it's your move, Tesla.
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Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
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submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:54:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:00:01
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 05:15:01
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 09:36:01
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 10:09:02
A man may fail many times but he isn’t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 01:00:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 01:18:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:51:01
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:06:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:18:01
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 11:54:01
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:15:02
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 09:36:01
Integrity in turn creates the trust that we need for ordinary social and political intercourse.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:51:01
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:45:01
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:12:01
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 08:39:01
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:06:01
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:21:01
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:18:01
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:42:01
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:30:01
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:51:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 08:45:01
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 09:30:01
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 09:54:01
Can we start making this world a better place?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:42:01
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 01:30:01
This is exactly the kind of topic a site like this is useful for. I need more stories like this.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 02:24:01
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 02:36:01
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 02:57:02
There are a lot of things in life over which we have no control; however integrity is one area over which each of us has 100% control.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:42:01
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 03:54:01
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:45:02
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 04:51:02
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:18:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 05:45:01
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:09:01
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 06:36:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 07:42:01
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 08:15:01
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 08:30:01
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 10:36:01
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 10:51:01
We are going to be best friends forever, besides you already know too much.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sat, Nov 11, 2023, 11:33:01
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 12:00:01
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 12:36:01
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 01:24:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 01:42:01
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 01:48:01
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:30:01
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:36:01
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:54:01
When nothing is going right, go left.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 05:51:01
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:00:01
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:06:01
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:42:01
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:51:01
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:54:01
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 07:42:01
Being around you makes everything better!
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 08:00:01
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 10:15:02
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 10:27:01
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 11:48:01
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 12:03:01
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 12:06:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 12:09:01
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 01:03:01
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 01:15:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 02:03:01
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 02:27:01
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 02:36:01
Our community is better because you're in it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 03:09:01
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 03:27:01
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 03:39:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:18:01
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:30:01
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:42:01
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 04:51:01
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 05:03:01
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 05:15:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 05:36:01
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:00:01
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:30:01
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 06:48:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 07:03:01
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 07:09:01
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 07:36:01
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 08:39:01
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 09:00:01
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 10:39:01
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 11:15:01
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 11:18:01
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Sun, Nov 12, 2023, 11:24:01
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:42:01
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:54:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 01:15:01
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:06:01
Believe and act as if it were impossible to fail.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:27:01
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:36:01
The evening news is where they start by saying “good evening,” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:06:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:12:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 04:30:01
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:00:01
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself...you can always write a book.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:03:01
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:15:01
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:36:01
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:54:01
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:57:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:03:01
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:18:01
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:36:01
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 07:15:01
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:00:01
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:30:01
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:36:01
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:51:01
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:57:01
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 09:51:01
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:03:01
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:27:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 11:15:01
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 11:36:01
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:03:02
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:21:01
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:27:01
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 12:54:01
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 01:15:01
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:06:01
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:30:01
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 02:51:01
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:12:01
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:15:01
A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:18:01
Chin up, chin up / Everybody loves a happy face / Wear it, share it / It'll brighten up the darkest place / Twinkle, sparkle / Let a little sunshine in / You'll be on the right side, looking at the bright side / Up with your chinny-chin-chin.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 03:54:01
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:06:01
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:24:01
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 05:27:01
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:06:01
The strength of our nation is measured by the character of the men and women who are in uniform.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:21:01
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 06:51:01
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 07:33:01
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 07:36:01
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 08:57:02
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
submitted 4 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 09:30:01
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:12:01
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 10:30:01
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Mon, Nov 13, 2023, 11:54:02
Half of the people in the world are below average.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:24:01
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 01:03:01
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 01:30:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 01:57:01
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:57:02
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:30:01
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:51:02
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:57:01
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 05:06:01
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 05:15:01
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 05:18:01
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 05:51:01
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 06:36:01
Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 06:51:01
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 07:21:01
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 07:54:01
‘Revenge’ sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it ‘Returning the favor.’
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 08:51:01
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 09:09:01
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 09:27:02
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, age don't matter.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 10:36:01
Don't make me come over there and do your job
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:06:01
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:33:01
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:42:01
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:48:01
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:57:01
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:09:01
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:24:01
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:27:01
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 12:36:01
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 01:33:01
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 01:48:01
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:06:02
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:24:01
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:30:01
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 02:39:01
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:00:02
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:15:01
Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:33:01
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 03:45:01
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 05:51:01
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 06:00:01
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 06:06:01
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 06:18:01
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 08:06:01
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 08:54:01
Politics is more difficult than physics.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 09:21:01
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 10:18:01
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 10:39:01
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:03:01
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
submitted 3 Weeks ago, Tue, Nov 14, 2023, 11:12:01
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