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Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce's old social media posts have caught the attention of Taylor Swift fans, who are roasting the NFL star for his appreciation of chicken Alfredo, interest in squirrels and disregard for math class, among other thing...
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yahooligan
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:45:01
mrdavis
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:48:01
Milkman
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:21:01
dapper
I can do this all day
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:48:01
MichelleW
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 11:27:01
thumbsup
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:30:02
Chrischun
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:00:01
sexybrain
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:51:01
Milkman
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:57:01
crapface
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:39:01
snickerdoo
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:03:02
PatMall
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:18:01
reggie
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:33:01
DannyBoy
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:33:01
idiotboy
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 11:30:01
idiotboy
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:27:01
yahooligan
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:48:01
doodooface
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 01:48:01
doodooface
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 03:00:01
peccili
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 07:48:01
yahooligan
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 07:51:01
PatMall
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:00:01
yahooligan
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:12:01
DannyBoy
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:15:01
doodooface
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:30:01
crapface
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:36:01
RunRonnieRun
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:54:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:57:01
DannyBoy
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:42:01
poopface
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:30:01
Milkman
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:03:01
mrdavis
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:12:01
Chrischun
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:27:01
sexybrain
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:48:01
dapper
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 02:39:01
idiotboy
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:12:01
poopface
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:27:01
Milkman
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:27:01
DonaldTrump
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:00:01
peccili
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:18:01
Chrischun
Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:42:02
PatMall
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:57:01
sexybrain
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:30:01
DannyBoy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:54:02
patty
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:18:01
sexybrain
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 08:36:01
patty
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:15:01
doodooface
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:54:01
thumbsup
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:18:01
PatMall
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:27:02
snickerdoo
You bring out the best in other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:33:01
little
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:45:02
dapper
In politics, guts is all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:03:01
yahooligan
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:06:01
dapper
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:30:01
patty
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:36:01
little
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:12:01
Milkman
Can February march? No, but April may.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:42:01
Poppy
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:33:01
thumbsup
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 08:51:01
reggie
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:36:01
thumbsup
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:54:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:00:01
DonaldTrump
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:36:01
peccili
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:06:01
snickerdoo
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:12:01
snickerdoo
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:57:01
mrdavis
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:00:01
patty
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:27:02
snickerdoo
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:54:02
FactCheck
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:06:01
milk4dh
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:39:01
holly
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:09:01
american
Embrace your grief and your sadness felt towards those that have passed and remember them with love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:57:01
little
Don't let it get the best of you, you'll make it out alive / Oh, people like us we've gotta stick together / Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever / Here's to the lost and forgotten / It's hard to get high when you're living on the bottom
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:48:01
patty
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:27:01
poopface
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:30:01
yahooligan
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:39:01
little
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:57:01
doodooface
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:27:01
yahooligan
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:33:01
crapface
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:09:01
DonaldTrump
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:36:01
PatMall
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:45:02
sexybrain
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:09:01
idiotboy
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:18:01
Chrischun
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:03:01
pentagon
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:36:01
yahooligan
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:33:01
patty
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:42:01
dapper
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes.... Keep hope alive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:48:01
mrdavis
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:48:01
Milkman
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:00:02
american
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:09:01
peccili
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:42:01
Chrischun
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:06:01
poopface
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:09:01
thumbsup
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:12:01
Milkman
Instead of trying to make toxic people happy or satisfied, live to help reliable people serve and worship God.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:21:02
sexybrain
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:06:01
MichelleW
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:54:01
thumbsup
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:06:01
Chrischun
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:12:01
Milkman
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:54:01
peccili
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:12:01
thumbsup
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:18:01
peccili
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:03:01
patty
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:15:01
patty
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:33:01
FactCheck
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:12:01
DannyBoy
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:39:01
snickerdoo
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:39:01
thumbsup
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:54:01
Poppy
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:06:01
MichelleW
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:09:01
MichelleW
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:15:01
doodooface
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:24:01
PatMall
Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:27:02
reggie
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:33:01
reggie
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:57:01
PatMall
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:00:01
DonaldTrump
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:48:01
FactCheck
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:00:01
RunRonnieRun
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:03:02
FactCheck
Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:39:01
sexybrain
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:39:01

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sexybrain
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
sexybrain | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:12
DonaldTrump
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
DonaldTrump | Jul 22, 2024 at 12:00
RunRonnieRun
Your integrity determines your destiny.
RunRonnieRun | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:57
peccili
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
peccili | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:54
PatMall
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
PatMall | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:51
reggie
Integrity is determined behavior.
reggie | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:48
FactCheck
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
FactCheck | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:39
dapper
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
dapper | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:30
patty
Why? Because i said so
patty | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:27
Poppy
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
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