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reggie
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 06:45:01
peccili
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:36:01
Poppy
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:33:01
chesirecat
As tides of life rise and fall, life is constant, like the waves crashing upon the shore. Persistence is the key in high and low times...
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 09:15:01
Milkman
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:09:01
reggie
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:57:01
reggie
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 07:00:01
Poppy
Who you are in public is a test of your conviction; who you are in private, integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:57:01
chesirecat
Death is hereditary.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:54:01
sexybrain
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:21:02
doodooface
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:39:01
Chrischun
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:51:01
DonaldTrump
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:54:01
milk4dh
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:00:02
yahooligan
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:06:01
poopface
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:09:01
MichelleW
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 10:15:01
DonaldTrump
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 11:45:01
snickerdoo
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 11:57:01
idiotboy
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what is right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:12:01
yahooligan
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:18:01
FactCheck
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:30:01
pentagon
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 12:54:01
dapper
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 02:39:02
yahooligan
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 03:06:01
holly
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 03:39:01
RunRonnieRun
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 04:39:01
idiotboy
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 04:42:01
yahooligan
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 05:12:02
doodooface
Your integrity is sacrosanct. It is who you are. Never let anyone step on your integrity - that's absolutely where you must stand solid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 06:06:01
Chrischun
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 06:36:01
crapface
In high school I bet you were voted "most likely to keep being awesome."
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 06:42:01
american
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 08:27:01
idiotboy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:15:01
holly
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:39:02
poopface
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Thu, Nov 16, 2023, 09:48:01
Chrischun
Never to lie is to have no lock to your door, you are never wholly alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:27:01
holly
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:36:01
patty
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:48:01
american
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 12:51:01
dapper
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:03:01
little
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 03:33:01
Chrischun
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 04:03:01
PatMall
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:45:01
MichelleW
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:36:01
crapface
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:45:01
idiotboy
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 08:12:01
poopface
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 09:03:01
DonaldTrump
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 09:24:01
holly
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 09:48:01
Chrischun
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 09:54:01
crapface
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:21:01
snickerdoo
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 01:24:01
holly
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 02:12:01
idiotboy
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 02:21:01
peccili
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 02:54:01
dapper
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 05:15:01
Milkman
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 06:24:01
patty
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 07:36:01
poopface
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:09:01
patty
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 10:24:01
PatMall
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Fri, Nov 17, 2023, 11:24:01
PatMall
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:42:01
crapface
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand, One Nation evermore!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 12:51:01
Milkman
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:15:01
PatMall
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:30:01
DannyBoy
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:09:01
idiotboy
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:30:01
idiotboy
Toxic people aren't just difficult people. They're not "unsaved" people. They're not merely unpleasant people. The toxic people we're talking about are the kind of people who are basically taking you down and destroying your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:48:01
crapface
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:48:01
Chrischun
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 04:33:01
PatMall
I really should do something with my life, maybe tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:12:01
snickerdoo
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:33:01
little
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:54:01
mrdavis
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:00:01
thumbsup
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:06:01
american
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in math: I hate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:15:01
mrdavis
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:39:01
MichelleW
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:48:01
reggie
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 01:24:01
PatMall
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 02:18:02
PatMall
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:27:01
reggie
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 03:48:01
thumbsup
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 05:51:01
DannyBoy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:00:01
chesirecat
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:48:01
yahooligan
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 07:27:01
american
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 07:54:01
little
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 08:18:01
DannyBoy
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:39:01
crapface
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:54:01
MichelleW
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 11:54:01
snickerdoo
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:06:02
reggie
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:27:01
snickerdoo
Leave it to the libtards to take away and those of sound mind to give it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:24:01
Chrischun
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:39:01
pentagon
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:42:01
sexybrain
Those who throw dirt only lose ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:51:01
yahooligan
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:18:01
yahooligan
God created the world, everything else is made in China.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:03:01
peccili
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:06:01
Milkman
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:30:01
milk4dh
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:33:01
mrdavis
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:33:01
crapface
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:15:01
MichelleW
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:24:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:57:01
milk4dh
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:12:01
DonaldTrump
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:33:01
poopface
You always find something special in the most ordinary things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:15:01
RunRonnieRun
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:24:01
Poppy
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:15:01
holly
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:00:01
doodooface
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:12:01
FactCheck
A life lived with integrity even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:18:01
yahooligan
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:21:01
poopface
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:30:02
PatMall
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:42:01
little
You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:36:01
PatMall
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:48:01
DonaldTrump
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:51:02
PatMall
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:00:01
Milkman
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:54:01
MichelleW
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:12:02
dapper
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:24:01
RunRonnieRun
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:27:01
sexybrain
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:30:01
crapface
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:33:01
patty
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 11:54:01

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FactCheck
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
FactCheck | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:39
dapper
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
dapper | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:30
patty
Why? Because i said so
patty | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:27
Poppy
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
Poppy | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:24
sexybrain
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
sexybrain | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:21
pentagon
You can’t have everything, where would you put it? – Steven Alexander Wright
pentagon | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:15
Milkman
Dream big and dare to fail.
Milkman | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:12
Poppy
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
Poppy | Jul 22, 2024 at 11:09
DannyBoy
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
DannyBoy | Jul 22, 2024 at 10:54
MichelleW
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
MichelleW | Jul 22, 2024 at 10:45