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"People also deserve to know."
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Chrischun
You are enough.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:03:01
pentagon
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:12:01
Chrischun
Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strengths.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:51:01
american
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet, miss a car payment.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:15:01
chesirecat
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 12:42:01
PatMall
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 06:33:01
pentagon
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:51:01
dapper
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:36:01
DannyBoy
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 11:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:18:01
patty
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:51:01
RunRonnieRun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:12:01
american
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 05:27:02
holly
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:51:01
yahooligan
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:54:01
pentagon
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 07:09:01
patty
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:06:01
doodooface
Never let anyone tell you who you are, hold your head up high, look them in the eyes and TELL them who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 09:09:02
yahooligan
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:36:01
reggie
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 10:42:01
chesirecat
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sat, Nov 18, 2023, 11:33:01
FactCheck
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:12:02
pentagon
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:48:01
idiotboy
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:27:01
yahooligan
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:45:01
pentagon
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:39:01
reggie
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:12:01
FactCheck
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:36:01
little
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:51:01
idiotboy
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:57:01
Chrischun
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:12:02
idiotboy
There are relationship that are built on a lie, relationships that thrive on lying, relationships in which only the participants know where the truth begins and ends.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:24:01
american
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:48:01
peccili
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:42:01
little
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:54:01
doodooface
Anyone here?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:57:01
doodooface
God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:45:01
MichelleW
Don't let people pull you into their storms. Pull them into your peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 12:39:01
yahooligan
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:00:01
doodooface
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:27:01
patty
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:54:01
reggie
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 01:57:01
yahooligan
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:12:01
thumbsup
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 02:39:02
thumbsup
I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 03:18:01
Chrischun
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 04:51:01
peccili
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 05:06:01
RunRonnieRun
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:21:01
Poppy
You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 06:36:01
patty
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 07:42:01
dapper
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:06:01
Milkman
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:27:01
sexybrain
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 08:30:02
holly
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:09:01
thumbsup
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 09:57:01
thumbsup
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:12:01
dapper
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:15:01
holly
Need to focus and get back to work. Why am I still typing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:30:01
mrdavis
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:39:01
poopface
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Sun, Nov 19, 2023, 10:42:01
reggie
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 12:21:01
DonaldTrump
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 12:27:01
idiotboy
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 01:00:02
chesirecat
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 01:27:01
mrdavis
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 01:36:01
sexybrain
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:12:02
reggie
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:15:01
american
Sometimes, you can't walk away from toxic people entirely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:51:01
little
Your voice is magnificent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:57:02
dapper
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:03:02
patty
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:33:01
MichelleW
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:00:01
DannyBoy
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:30:01
yahooligan
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:09:01
dapper
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:39:02
holly
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:42:02
Chrischun
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 06:18:01
thumbsup
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. – Chris Rock
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:12:01
snickerdoo
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:24:01
MichelleW
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:27:01
dapper
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:39:01
reggie
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:15:01
reggie
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:18:01
Milkman
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:24:01
DonaldTrump
The patriot volunteer, fighting for our country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:33:01
DonaldTrump
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:27:01
thumbsup
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:30:01
chesirecat
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:42:01
DonaldTrump
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 10:15:01
american
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 10:36:01
peccili
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 10:42:01
yahooligan
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 11:00:02
pentagon
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 11:09:01
crapface
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 12:21:01
FactCheck
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 12:30:01
holly
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 01:03:01
doodooface
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 01:48:01
patty
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:00:01
american
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place, the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 02:21:01
mrdavis
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:18:02
doodooface
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:24:01
pentagon
Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 03:54:01
mrdavis
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:15:01
idiotboy
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:39:01
DonaldTrump
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:42:02
sexybrain
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:45:01
PatMall
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:48:02
DannyBoy
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 04:57:01
MichelleW
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:03:01
milk4dh
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:06:02
american
Toxic people are often ruled by selfishness and spite. They are usually draining instead of encouraging, and they use people instead of loving them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:39:01
DannyBoy
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 05:54:01
crapface
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:09:01
poopface
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:39:02
sexybrain
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 07:54:01
american
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:15:01
milk4dh
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:24:01
Chrischun
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 08:39:01
Chrischun
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:18:01
DannyBoy
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:27:01
holly
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:30:02
holly
Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:39:01
idiotboy
A husband who lies to his wife about an adulterous relationship may place his wife in harm's way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 09:48:01
sexybrain
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 10:12:01
poopface
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 10:21:01
sexybrain
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Mon, Nov 20, 2023, 11:51:01
PatMall
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 12:06:02
little
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 12:15:01
Milkman
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 01:03:01
poopface
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 01:42:01
chesirecat
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 01:48:02
chesirecat
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:09:01
chesirecat
Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:18:01
Chrischun
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:27:01
patty
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:33:01
Milkman
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:57:01
dapper
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 03:09:01
Milkman
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:06:01
RunRonnieRun
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:24:01
FactCheck
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 05:42:01
american
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 05:48:01
doodooface
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you, now I have to change my text.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:03:01
patty
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:15:01
poopface
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:24:02
snickerdoo
You're great at figuring stuff out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:30:01
Milkman
And I took that personally...
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:36:01
mrdavis
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:54:01
poopface
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:12:01
reggie
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:30:01
doodooface
Problems are not stop signs; they are guidelines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:42:01
Milkman
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:21:01
snickerdoo
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:54:01
peccili
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:57:02
american
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:12:01
DonaldTrump
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:27:01
reggie
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:42:01
MichelleW
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:00:02
DonaldTrump
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:06:01
RunRonnieRun
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:18:01
peccili
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:33:01
mrdavis
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:36:01
patty
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:48:02
FactCheck
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:00:01
PatMall
Art doesn’t transform. It just plain forms. – Roy Lichtenstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:36:01
idiotboy
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:45:01
patty
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:51:01
pentagon
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 12:36:01
snickerdoo
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:51:01
reggie
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 02:57:01
idiotboy
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 03:00:01
sexybrain
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 03:27:01
pentagon
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 03:51:01
doodooface
it is easier to work on your integrity when no one knows you than to start working on it when you are at the top.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:06:01
MichelleW
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:09:01
FactCheck
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:27:01
snickerdoo
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 04:45:01
Chrischun
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 05:21:01
little
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:00:01
crapface
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:27:01
milk4dh
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. I can work out a good character much faster than anyone can lie me out of it
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 06:39:01
holly
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:12:01
reggie
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:15:01
Poppy
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:18:01
Chrischun
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:27:01
pentagon
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:48:01
poopface
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 07:51:01
poopface
This message approved by Donald J Trump
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:00:01
PatMall
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:48:01
mrdavis
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 08:51:01
Milkman
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:12:01
Milkman
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:15:01
snickerdoo
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:18:01
MichelleW
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:21:01
crapface
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 09:42:01
doodooface
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:06:01
american
I'm Barrack Obama and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:24:01
DonaldTrump
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:39:01
thumbsup
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:45:01
pentagon
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 10:48:01
Milkman
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 9 Months ago, Tue, Nov 21, 2023, 11:06:01

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FactCheck
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
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If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
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Why? Because i said so
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