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Chrischun
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 03:12:01
little
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 04:27:01
FactCheck
A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 05:39:01
RunRonnieRun
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:30:01
mrdavis
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:42:01
american
Alright alright alright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:30:01
DannyBoy
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:48:01
poopface
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:00:01
american
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 03:24:02
DonaldTrump
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 03:51:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:33:01
dapper
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 05:54:01
american
You're an awesome friend.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:48:01
reggie
I'm inspired by you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:24:01
sexybrain
Anyone here?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:27:01
doodooface
I'm grateful to know you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 03:15:01
reggie
Political correctness the rigging of politics using different rules for different groups, and buttressed by the media ensures that Democrats always have the upper hand.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 05:51:01
reggie
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 08:39:01
doodooface
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:36:01
pentagon
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:39:01
sexybrain
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:48:01
sexybrain
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 05:15:01
patty
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 09:27:01
doodooface
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 01:03:01
snickerdoo
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 01:18:01
dapper
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 02:00:01
reggie
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 02:12:01
thumbsup
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 02:42:01
thumbsup
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 02:45:01
sexybrain
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 02:51:01
snickerdoo
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 03:48:01
thumbsup
Your perspective is refreshing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 03:51:01
sexybrain
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 04:18:01
peccili
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 04:24:01
american
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 05:00:02
chesirecat
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 05:06:01
crapface
Don't make me come over there and do your job
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 05:42:01
crapface
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:12:01
Chrischun
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:18:02
Chrischun
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:21:01
doodooface
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:30:01
DonaldTrump
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:42:01
doodooface
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 06:45:01
crapface
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 07:15:01
milk4dh
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 07:54:01
milk4dh
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 08:33:01
Milkman
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 09:15:01
FactCheck
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 09:27:01
little
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 10:24:01
chesirecat
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 10:42:01
sexybrain
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 11:00:01
MichelleW
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Nov 30, 2023, 11:06:01
reggie
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:03:01
thumbsup
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:18:01
milk4dh
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:42:02
crapface
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:00:01
yahooligan
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:18:01
yahooligan
You're lying, I'm buying / I'm buying every word / I love your lies / I love your games
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:24:01
RunRonnieRun
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:36:01
poopface
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 01:51:01
american
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:18:01
MichelleW
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:39:01
Milkman
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:57:01
pentagon
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 03:45:01
crapface
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:00:02
pentagon
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:06:01
thumbsup
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:15:01
PatMall
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:45:01
sexybrain
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 05:03:01
reggie
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 05:12:01
idiotboy
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 06:24:01
Chrischun
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 06:33:01
Milkman
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 06:57:01
Poppy
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 07:45:01
holly
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 08:03:01
little
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 08:09:01
Chrischun
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 08:42:01
dapper
Regain your power, every word that leaves your mouth should breathe love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:12:01
thumbsup
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:30:01
DannyBoy
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:36:01
sexybrain
I'm lying to make you feel better. See? Sometimes lying is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:45:01
pentagon
You've got to stay strong to be strong in tough times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:48:01
PatMall
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 10:48:01
american
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 10:54:02
snickerdoo
I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 10:57:01
patty
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 11:06:01
DannyBoy
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:12:01
pentagon
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:15:01
doodooface
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:18:01
MichelleW
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 12:33:02
mrdavis
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:12:01
reggie
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:27:01
mrdavis
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:33:01
doodooface
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 02:48:01
chesirecat
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 04:39:01
doodooface
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 05:06:01
poopface
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 05:09:01
Chrischun
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 06:36:01
idiotboy
You should be thanked more often. So thank you!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 07:03:01
poopface
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 07:33:01
crapface
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 07:48:01
idiotboy
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:15:01
dapper
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 09:39:01
snickerdoo
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 10:54:01
doodooface
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 11:27:01
sexybrain
The way you treasure your loved ones is incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 1, 2023, 11:39:01
RunRonnieRun
You have to lift your head up out of the mud and just do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 12:15:02
holly
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:06:01
doodooface
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:18:01
patty
It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:36:01
MichelleW
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:42:01
idiotboy
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:45:01
dapper
Every smile that you fake, when denying / Baby, I know when you're lying / And baby I don't buy it
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 02:15:01
crapface
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 03:06:01
doodooface
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:03:01
Milkman
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:09:01
dapper
Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:15:01
RunRonnieRun
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:18:01
DannyBoy
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 05:12:01
milk4dh
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 05:30:02
Chrischun
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 05:51:01
crapface
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 06:30:02
yahooligan
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 07:06:01
Poppy
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 07:12:01
sexybrain
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 08:27:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity has no sliding scale. You either have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 08:42:02
snickerdoo
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 09:09:01
pentagon
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:18:01
dapper
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:45:01
snickerdoo
Change the game, don’t let the game change you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:51:01
reggie
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 11:03:01
holly
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 11:33:01
thumbsup
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 11:42:01
snickerdoo
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 12:00:01
Poppy
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 12:21:01
DannyBoy
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 12:36:01
chesirecat
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:12:01
holly
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:24:01
thumbsup
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 01:48:02
poopface
The word integrity means 'oneness'. A person's words, thoughts, and actions are one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 02:12:01
sexybrain
My Country! When right keep it right; when wrong, set it right!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 02:45:01
Chrischun
Turn your wounds into wisdom
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 03:09:01
yahooligan
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 03:18:01
crapface
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:15:02
FactCheck
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 04:48:01
reggie
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 07:27:02
mrdavis
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 07:36:01
reggie
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 07:51:01
milk4dh
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 08:06:01
DonaldTrump
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 08:45:02
yahooligan
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 09:27:02
PatMall
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 10:18:01
peccili
I appreciate you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 2, 2023, 11:42:01
doodooface
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 01:51:01
dapper
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:54:01
DannyBoy
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:00:01
sexybrain
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:09:01
chesirecat
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:12:02
holly
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:15:01
doodooface
Can you know what's true? / Living lies that kept me close to you / Lying is letting you go
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:03:01
yahooligan
Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:15:01
mrdavis
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:18:01
reggie
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:24:01
reggie
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 05:30:01
PatMall
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 05:36:01
pentagon
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 05:39:01
holly
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 06:06:01
crapface
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 07:06:01
Poppy
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 08:21:01
peccili
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 08:27:01
thumbsup
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 09:21:01
yahooligan
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 11:09:01
milk4dh
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 11:24:01
snickerdoo
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 12:36:01
reggie
People with integrity expect to be believed. If not, they let time prove them right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:15:01
milk4dh
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:24:01
MichelleW
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 02:42:01
DannyBoy
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:09:01
american
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:18:01
thumbsup
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 03:30:01
snickerdoo
If toxic people can't stop your mission, they will set out to distract you while you are maintaining your mission.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:24:01
FactCheck
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:36:01
Milkman
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 04:57:01
crapface
You are what your deep, driving desire is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 05:42:02
little
You're wonderful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 06:12:01
Milkman
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 07:09:01
sexybrain
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 08:33:01
PatMall
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 09:57:01
FactCheck
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 11:27:01
DonaldTrump
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 3, 2023, 11:45:01

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FactCheck
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
FactCheck | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:51
snickerdoo
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:45
pentagon
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
pentagon | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:42
Milkman
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
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FactCheck
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
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snickerdoo
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
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DannyBoy
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
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