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yahooligan
Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 03:12:01
snickerdoo
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 03:36:02
snickerdoo
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 07:51:01
sexybrain
Good :3
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:27:01
little
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:36:01
patty
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:09:01
RunRonnieRun
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:03:01
little
Toxic relationships leave us drained, and we all experience them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:30:02
milk4dh
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:24:01
thumbsup
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:00:01
RunRonnieRun
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:06:01
DonaldTrump
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:39:01
DonaldTrump
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:06:01
FactCheck
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:33:01
sexybrain
Use your own problems to remember that others have problems too.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:39:01
yahooligan
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:09:01
Milkman
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 04:30:01
chesirecat
If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:57:01
peccili
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:18:01
holly
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 02:06:01
peccili
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:30:01
patty
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:03:01
yahooligan
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:03:02
peccili
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:42:01
FactCheck
Haha i like it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:42:01
idiotboy
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 08:33:01
pentagon
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:12:01
doodooface
All praises due to the Most High (To the Most High) / To the Most High heed your prayer to the sky / (You gotta keep your head up to the sky)
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:57:01
thumbsup
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+1) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:21:01
peccili
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 01:36:02
idiotboy
If at first, you don’t succeed, so much for skydiving. – Henny Youngman
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 01:54:01
american
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 03:24:01
yahooligan
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 03:54:01
FactCheck
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 04:09:01
Poppy
Make each day your masterpiece.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 04:42:01
american
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 05:12:01
sexybrain
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 05:42:01
dapper
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 05:51:01
thumbsup
In other words, you're fucked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 06:09:01
reggie
who is this written for?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 06:21:01
chesirecat
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 06:30:02
patty
There's ordinary, and then there's you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 06:39:01
yahooligan
A patriot may choose to give up professional opportunities overseas in order to stay in her country, she may lie or cheat to protect her country, and she may kill or die for her country, all as expressions of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 06:51:01
holly
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 07:21:01
yahooligan
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 08:12:01
idiotboy
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 08:57:01
thumbsup
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 09:18:01
Chrischun
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 09:39:01
little
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 09:51:01
DannyBoy
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 09:57:01
patty
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 11:36:01
idiotboy
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Thu, Dec 7, 2023, 11:57:01
thumbsup
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:00:01
MichelleW
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:06:01
reggie
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:12:01
american
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:15:01
yahooligan
You always know -- and say -- exactly what I need to hear when I need to hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:18:01
peccili
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:45:01
reggie
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:54:01
DannyBoy
You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceling your plans.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:03:01
FactCheck
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:12:01
idiotboy
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:30:02
crapface
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:48:01
MichelleW
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:51:01
american
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:54:01
american
Anything other than a yes is no / Anything other than staying is go / Anything less than I love you, is lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:57:01
MichelleW
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:06:02
FactCheck
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:12:01
holly
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:18:01
chesirecat
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:30:01
american
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:39:01
DonaldTrump
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:45:02
thumbsup
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:48:01
snickerdoo
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:54:01
yahooligan
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:00:02
Milkman
Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:12:01
milk4dh
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:15:01
Chrischun
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:18:01
patty
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:24:01
mrdavis
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:33:01
mrdavis
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:42:01
reggie
It is a fine game to play— the game of politics— and it is well worth waiting for a good hand before really plunging.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:45:01
idiotboy
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:51:01
PatMall
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:00:01
sexybrain
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:06:01
little
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:12:01
FactCheck
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:21:02
FactCheck
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. – Benjamin Franklin
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:24:01
milk4dh
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:33:01
milk4dh
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:42:01
reggie
Toxic people cannot fanthom that other people have needs of their own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:00:01
dapper
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:06:01
peccili
Your creative potential seems limitless.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:18:01
FactCheck
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:21:01
snickerdoo
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:33:01
reggie
Toxic people come in all flavors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:42:01
little
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:45:01
MichelleW
You're all that and a super-size bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:09:01
doodooface
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:18:01
idiotboy
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:27:01
chesirecat
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:33:01
patty
If you don't love me like I love you. / But if you cry at night the way I do I'll know that somebody's lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:48:02
MichelleW
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:09:01
idiotboy
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:15:01
milk4dh
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:18:01
american
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:21:01
PatMall
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:24:01
holly
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:27:01
Chrischun
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:39:01
mrdavis
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:42:02
holly
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:00:01
reggie
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:03:01
pentagon
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:09:02
FactCheck
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:15:01
thumbsup
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:24:01
DannyBoy
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:30:01
Chrischun
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:33:01
Chrischun
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:00:01
MichelleW
Marriage is like a walk in the park, Jurassic Park.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:06:01
DonaldTrump
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:09:01
little
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:12:02
sexybrain
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:15:01
holly
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:27:01
Poppy
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:30:01
doodooface
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:36:01
Milkman
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:54:02
PatMall
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:12:01
FactCheck
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:21:01
FactCheck
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:30:01
DannyBoy
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:33:02
doodooface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:36:01
yahooligan
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:39:01
reggie
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:48:01
DannyBoy
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:15:01
pentagon
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:21:01
FactCheck
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:27:01
poopface
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:30:01
snickerdoo
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:36:01
FactCheck
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:42:01
sexybrain
You have the best ideas.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:51:01
thumbsup
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:54:01
yahooligan
Never hide things from hardcore thinkers. They get more aggravated, more provoked by confusion than the most painful truths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:00:01
DannyBoy
We will either find a way, or make one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:09:01
pentagon
Character is what you are in the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:15:01
Milkman
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:21:01
crapface
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:27:01
thumbsup
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:30:02
Milkman
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 12:45:01
patty
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:00:02
holly
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:09:01
snickerdoo
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:18:01
thumbsup
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:21:01
milk4dh
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:24:01
milk4dh
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:27:01
MichelleW
Fact check: didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:33:01
yahooligan
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:45:01
peccili
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:48:01
pentagon
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 01:57:02
peccili
Everyone gets knocked down sometimes, but you always get back up and keep going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:06:01
mrdavis
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:09:01
FactCheck
Thank you for being you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:12:01
milk4dh
In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:18:01
yahooligan
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:42:01
Poppy
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 02:57:01
dapper
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:00:01
patty
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:21:01
thumbsup
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:36:01
doodooface
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:45:01
american
Toxic people do not care about the results of their actions because they are driven by an all-consuming need for fuel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:48:01
thumbsup
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 03:51:01
mrdavis
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:03:01
sexybrain
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:06:01
PatMall
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:09:01
american
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:12:01
peccili
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:24:01
MichelleW
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:30:01
little
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:33:01
poopface
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:39:01
FactCheck
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:48:01
chesirecat
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:51:01
pentagon
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 04:57:01
holly
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:00:01
Milkman
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:03:01
yahooligan
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:06:01
american
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciousness can permit the faking of existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:12:01
DannyBoy
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:27:01
FactCheck
He loves his country best who strives to make it best.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:30:01
sexybrain
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:33:01
american
Integrity is the first step to true greatness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:36:01
DannyBoy
It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:39:02
reggie
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:42:01
patty
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:45:01
chesirecat
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:51:01
dapper
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:54:01
doodooface
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 05:57:02
yahooligan
A lie that is half-truth is the darkest of all lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:00:02
sexybrain
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:12:01
poopface
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 06:36:01
snickerdoo
Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:06:01
Chrischun
Patriotism is a menace to liberty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:15:01
holly
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:36:01
reggie
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 07:51:01
Poppy
For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:09:01
american
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:21:01
Poppy
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:45:01
Poppy
Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 08:48:01
Chrischun
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:42:01
little
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:45:01
mrdavis
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 09:54:01
crapface
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:15:01
dapper
You're more fun than bubble wrap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 10:51:01
mrdavis
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:06:01
Poppy
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:12:01
crapface
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Fri, Dec 8, 2023, 11:51:02
peccili
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:03:01
dapper
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:09:01
DonaldTrump
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:15:01
snickerdoo
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:18:01
holly
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:24:01
DannyBoy
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:48:01
MichelleW
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 01:15:01
chesirecat
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 01:54:01
holly
Best day ever!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 02:18:01
thumbsup
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:00:01
patty
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:06:01
pentagon
Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:24:02
Chrischun
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:33:01
Poppy
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:42:01
Poppy
Avoid negative people, for they are the greatest destroyers of self confidence and self-esteem. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 04:12:01
poopface
My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 04:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:00:02
DannyBoy
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:18:01
PatMall
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:48:01
Poppy
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:54:01
Milkman
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 06:18:01
chesirecat
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 06:33:01
doodooface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 06:57:01
idiotboy
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:09:01
idiotboy
You're even more beautiful on the inside than you are on the outside.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:18:01
mrdavis
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:30:02
doodooface
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:39:01
poopface
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:45:01
peccili
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 07:54:01
yahooligan
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:27:01
FactCheck
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:36:01
doodooface
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:42:01
sexybrain
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:45:01
FactCheck
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:48:01
DannyBoy
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:00:01
mrdavis
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:09:01
doodooface
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:27:02
RunRonnieRun
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:33:01
FactCheck
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:09:01
MichelleW
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:42:01
american
You can't fix or repair or save toxic people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:51:01
dapper
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:00:01
MichelleW
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:30:01
milk4dh
One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:54:01
crapface
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits the all.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 12:57:01
doodooface
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 02:03:02
doodooface
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 02:48:01
peccili
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:12:01
idiotboy
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 03:51:01
peccili
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:03:01
mrdavis
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:09:01
milk4dh
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:15:01
milk4dh
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:18:01
Milkman
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:45:02
dapper
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 05:54:01
patty
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 06:54:01
MichelleW
There's so many things that life is, and no matter how many breakthroughs, trials will exist and we're going to get through it. Just be strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:27:01
sexybrain
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:48:01
PatMall
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 08:57:01
idiotboy
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:03:01
DannyBoy
Flexibility makes buildings to be stronger, imagine what it can do to your soul.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 09:12:01
peccili
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:12:01
snickerdoo
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 10:48:01
snickerdoo
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:12:02
mrdavis
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:30:01
DonaldTrump
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:39:01
reggie
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sat, Dec 9, 2023, 11:42:01
milk4dh
No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 12:00:01
RunRonnieRun
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:15:01
crapface
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:51:02
little
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:09:01
crapface
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:21:01
chesirecat
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:24:01
dapper
It's the soldier not the reporter who gives you the freedom of the press.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:48:01
yahooligan
I think my mind blown, I barely feel my feet. I'mma hold my head high even in defeat.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 05:00:02
idiotboy
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 06:06:01
doodooface
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 06:27:01
thumbsup
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 06:42:01
thumbsup
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 07:24:01
MichelleW
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 07:42:01
Chrischun
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 07:57:01
RunRonnieRun
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 08:03:01
milk4dh
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:00:01
pentagon
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:06:01
Chrischun
Some lies are just kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:27:01
little
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:33:01
little
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:45:01
PatMall
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 09:57:01
milk4dh
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:36:01
pentagon
An apple a day keeps anyone a way, if you throw it hard enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:39:01
RunRonnieRun
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:06:01
poopface
Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 12:03:01
idiotboy
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 12:12:01
DonaldTrump
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 12:57:01
Poppy
We see lying as a regrettable human failing and assume that unless we make great efforts to train children to be honest, they will follow a natural tendency and tell lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:03:01
mrdavis
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:06:01
dapper
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:21:01
poopface
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:30:01
snickerdoo
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:33:01
dapper
You're a candle in the darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 01:45:01
Chrischun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:15:01
FactCheck
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:18:02
yahooligan
Death is hereditary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:27:01
patty
Truthfulness is the main element of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:39:01
idiotboy
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 02:45:01
thumbsup
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:09:01
thumbsup
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:24:01
patty
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:27:01
peccili
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:36:01
sexybrain
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 03:42:01
idiotboy
...not that anyone cares
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:09:01
reggie
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:12:01
MichelleW
Somehow you make time stop and fly at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:27:01
little
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:42:01
yahooligan
You were cool way before hipsters were cool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 04:48:01
milk4dh
In the real world, I have to wake up, go to my stupid job, and barely get by. Good thing all these celebs and politicians and journalists get to make money by pumping out this filfth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 05:36:01
thumbsup
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 05:42:01
crapface
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 06:24:01
mrdavis
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 06:36:01
sexybrain
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 08:00:02
little
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 08:48:01
yahooligan
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 08:57:02
RunRonnieRun
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:06:01
milk4dh
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:12:01
thumbsup
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:21:01
poopface
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 10:45:01
PatMall
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:03:02
holly
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:27:01
PatMall
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:42:02
PatMall
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 3 Months ago, Sun, Dec 10, 2023, 11:54:01

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