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In her first day as Mayor of Philadelphia, Cherelle Parker signs three executive orders to tackle city issues including one declaring a public safety emergency.
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crapface
Thank you for being there for me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 11:21:01
patty
Some lies are just kindness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:45:01
pentagon
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:00:01
chesirecat
Hack journalism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:27:01
little
Ladies and gentlemen remember i you start a relationship with a lie, your relationship will end in a lie.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 11:42:01
holly
You should be proud of yourself.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:33:01
MichelleW
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:27:01
idiotboy
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:15:01
reggie
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:18:01
little
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:57:01
crapface
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 09:27:01
snickerdoo
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:24:01
idiotboy
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 08:15:01
patty
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+1) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:57:01
crapface
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 02:06:01
doodooface
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 08:00:01
MichelleW
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 08:30:01
FactCheck
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 09:57:01
Milkman
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Wed, Jan 3, 2024, 11:09:01
Poppy
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:03:01
chesirecat
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:21:01
DonaldTrump
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:57:01
peccili
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:06:01
dapper
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:30:02
mrdavis
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 02:18:01
thumbsup
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 03:30:01
milk4dh
Character is holding to our integrity when everyone around us is holding on to everything except their integrity and pressing us to do the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 03:57:01
reggie
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:03:01
yahooligan
You should never give it up never give it up never give it up / Learn to love yourself / That's why u got to keep it up got to keep it up got to keep it up / Keep your head up high yeah
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:12:01
little
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:18:01
mrdavis
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:00:01
Milkman
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:15:01
mrdavis
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:30:01
peccili
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:51:01
reggie
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 06:15:02
pentagon
Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add ‘LOL’ at the end.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 06:45:01
mrdavis
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:03:01
MichelleW
I may not know karate, but I know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
If you behave like a moron, people will treat you like one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:33:01
DonaldTrump
The early bird catches the worm, eats more and dies sooner. – Czech proverb
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:03:01
DannyBoy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:18:01
RunRonnieRun
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:30:01
doodooface
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:33:01
mrdavis
Truth and integrity must be so rare these days that it confuses people when they hear it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:00:01
chesirecat
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:09:01
idiotboy
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:21:01
DonaldTrump
Because toxic people exist, we need to learn how to play defense.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:33:01
chesirecat
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:54:01
reggie
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 11:51:01
crapface
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:03:01
american
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:39:01
crapface
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:42:01
crapface
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 12:45:01
poopface
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:24:01
chesirecat
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:30:02
DannyBoy
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there lay within me an invincible summer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 01:54:01
FactCheck
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 02:09:01
DannyBoy
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 02:15:02
DannyBoy
Political correctness represents the fossilized institutionalization of once-vital revolutionary ideas, which have become mere rote formulas. It is repressively Stalinist, dependent on a labyrinthine, parasitic bureaucracy to enforce its empty dictates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 02:54:01
peccili
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 03:39:02
Chrischun
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 03:57:01
FactCheck
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:09:01
crapface
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 04:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:15:01
poopface
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:27:01
FactCheck
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:42:01
idiotboy
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 06:15:01
FactCheck
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 06:33:01
doodooface
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:06:01
RunRonnieRun
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 07:48:01
idiotboy
The day is what you make it! So why not make it a great one?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:06:01
sexybrain
Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 08:39:01
mrdavis
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:00:02
idiotboy
If I’m going to have hope, I’m going to have to learn to endure disappointment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:12:01
snickerdoo
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:15:01
sexybrain
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:27:01
poopface
If you can’t laugh at your own problems, call me and I’ll laugh at them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 09:42:01
milk4dh
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:27:01
Milkman
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:30:01
Poppy
When I'm down you always say something encouraging to help me feel better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 10:54:01
peccili
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 11:06:01
mrdavis
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 11:45:01
FactCheck
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Thu, Jan 4, 2024, 11:57:01
yahooligan
Being pure in conduct also includes honesty and integrity in dealing with our fellowmen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 12:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Those who wear the uniform of the United States know better than anyone the meaning of American Citizenship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 12:09:01
Milkman
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 12:12:01
crapface
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 01:03:01
doodooface
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 01:45:01
FactCheck
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:21:01
doodooface
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:45:01
pentagon
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 04:15:01
crapface
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 04:57:01
american
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:06:01
poopface
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:09:01
MichelleW
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:24:01
Poppy
A few people of integrity can go a long way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:33:01
PatMall
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:36:01
peccili
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 05:39:01
PatMall
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:06:01
little
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:33:01
poopface
There is no gambling like politics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:42:01
thumbsup
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:57:01
pentagon
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 07:15:01
Chrischun
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 07:30:01
Milkman
Wow!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 07:33:01
little
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:09:01
little
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:18:01
poopface
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Flip Wilson
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:24:01
idiotboy
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:30:01
PatMall
Beauty is a light switch away . . .
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:39:02
milk4dh
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:54:01
FactCheck
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 09:27:01
milk4dh
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. —Mark Twain
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 11:27:01
PatMall
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 11:30:01
milk4dh
Politics is not a game. It's an earnest business.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 12:06:01
holly
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 12:24:01
DannyBoy
Babies and small animals probably love you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 01:15:01
mrdavis
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 01:30:01
reggie
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
I choose to be around people who uplift and support me and themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:00:01
yahooligan
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:06:01
crapface
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 03:57:01
crapface
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 04:36:01
snickerdoo
People who fight fire with fire end up with only the ashes of their own integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 04:54:01
snickerdoo
The game of politics is to make you afraid so that you don't think.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:03:01
MichelleW
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 06:39:01
reggie
You may dance like no one's watching, but everyone's watching because you're an amazing dancer!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:45:01
holly
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 08:54:01
snickerdoo
Thank you for being there for me.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Fri, Jan 5, 2024, 11:15:01
Milkman
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:00:01
Milkman
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:09:01
reggie
Governments change. The lies stay the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:45:01
holly
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 01:18:01
snickerdoo
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 01:57:01
MichelleW
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 02:09:01
RunRonnieRun
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 02:30:01
mrdavis
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:09:01
milk4dh
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:18:01
milk4dh
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:24:01
little
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:42:01
sexybrain
A patriot may salute the flag, sing the national anthem, wear national dress, cook national dish, and cheer for her country's sporting teams.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:45:01
DannyBoy
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 04:21:01
crapface
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 05:21:01
poopface
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 05:45:01
little
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 06:00:01
DonaldTrump
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 06:09:01
Chrischun
Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 06:48:01
american
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:06:02
dapper
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:33:01
idiotboy
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:39:01
FactCheck
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 08:39:01
yahooligan
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:27:01
american
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:48:01
pentagon
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:00:01
dapper
Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:42:01
reggie
Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:54:01
mrdavis
Where there is a "will," there are 500 relatives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 11:15:01
PatMall
This sentence is a lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:12:01
american
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:21:01
dapper
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:33:01
chesirecat
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 12:39:01
dapper
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 01:30:01
Poppy
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 01:51:01
american
The author doesn't have a clue of what he's talking about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 02:30:01
idiotboy
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 02:54:01
PatMall
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:00:01
mrdavis
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:12:01
snickerdoo
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. – Walter Bagehot
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:18:01
snickerdoo
Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 03:36:01
chesirecat
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 04:06:01
pentagon
When a toxic person doesn't get his or her way, their next gambit is often to make your motives sound sinister.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 04:30:01
poopface
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 04:45:01
reggie
My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 04:51:01
patty
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 05:06:01
doodooface
This just in, I don't give a shit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 06:18:01
DannyBoy
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:00:01
Milkman
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:15:01
snickerdoo
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn’t walk to the donut shop. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 07:57:01
patty
You should be proud of yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 08:09:02
doodooface
if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 08:36:01
mrdavis
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 08:51:01
DonaldTrump
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:00:01
holly
When our phones fall, we panic; but when our friends fall, we laugh.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:03:01
Chrischun
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 09:45:01
milk4dh
When nothing is going right, go left.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:12:02
yahooligan
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:30:01
Poppy
Integrity is a lifestyle characterized by the indwelling of God's word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 10:51:02
mrdavis
Come on, you know, chin up, chest out, and best foot forward
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 11:18:01
snickerdoo
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 11:33:01
idiotboy
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 2 Months ago, Sat, Jan 6, 2024, 11:36:01

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snickerdoo
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
snickerdoo | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:18
DannyBoy
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
DannyBoy | Mar 1, 2024 at 05:09
mrdavis
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
mrdavis | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:57
chesirecat
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
chesirecat | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:54
yahooligan
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
yahooligan | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:51
reggie
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
reggie | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:48
DonaldTrump
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
DonaldTrump | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:39
RunRonnieRun
Like integrity, love of life was not a subject to be studied, it was a contagion to be caught. And you had to catch it from someone who had it.
RunRonnieRun | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:36
Milkman
Patriotism is unquestionably a high moral virtue, and to call a person patriot - better still, a true patriot - is the greatest of compliments.
Milkman | Mar 1, 2024 at 04:30