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thumbsup
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 02:54:01
poopface
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:39:01
milk4dh
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:57:01
MichelleW
When you're going through your rough time / Maybe I could be your lifeline / Keep your head up, when you're down
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:48:01
idiotboy
The old saying is what you do in the dark will soon come to the light, never thinking that one day you will get caught in your cheating and lying ways.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:12:01
chesirecat
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:18:01
MichelleW
Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:45:01
reggie
Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:24:01
reggie
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:27:01
mrdavis
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around..
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:33:02
RunRonnieRun
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:51:01
MichelleW
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:09:01
thumbsup
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:54:01
peccili
There are no particular acts that are necessary for patriotism.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:03:01
peccili
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:54:01
DannyBoy
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:39:01
patty
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:45:01
thumbsup
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:51:01
holly
Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:09:01
idiotboy
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:48:02
Poppy
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:18:01
snickerdoo
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:42:01
poopface
Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:27:01
DonaldTrump
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:51:02
doodooface
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:48:01
doodooface
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:12:02
patty
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:24:01
dapper
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them. – Jackie Collins
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:39:01
MichelleW
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:21:02
MichelleW
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:21:01
DonaldTrump
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:27:01
milk4dh
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:54:01
pentagon
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:06:01
doodooface
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:30:01
DonaldTrump
I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:42:01
milk4dh
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:51:01
Milkman
Politics without compromise is like a car without a gearbox; it can look quite elegant but you won't get anything out of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:18:01
yahooligan
1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:00:01
FactCheck
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:30:01
FactCheck
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:27:02
yahooligan
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:30:01
little
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:42:01
idiotboy
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:42:01
mrdavis
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:06:01
patty
Why do they write stories like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:21:01
poopface
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:30:01
holly
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:30:01
pentagon
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:48:01
milk4dh
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:09:01
Chrischun
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:09:01
american
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:45:01
idiotboy
You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:06:02
MichelleW
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:42:01
milk4dh
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:51:01
american
Wonder what Jesus what do at a time like this?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:57:01
yahooligan
Alright alright alright.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:30:02
Milkman
This world is getting sick
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:57:01
mrdavis
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:03:01
holly
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:06:01
sexybrain
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:03:01
holly
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:18:01
yahooligan
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:33:01
patty
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:54:01
DannyBoy
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:09:01
mrdavis
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:27:01
reggie
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:30:01
DonaldTrump
Agreed!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:45:01
idiotboy
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:51:01
crapface
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 02:33:01
holly
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 02:51:01
doodooface
If you been hurt, keep your head up, you'll find / If you ever been hurt keep your head up
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 02:57:01
Milkman
Any team would be lucky to have you on it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:06:01
american
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:09:01
snickerdoo
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:12:01
PatMall
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:18:01
DannyBoy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:21:01
DonaldTrump
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:27:02
little
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:30:01
chesirecat
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:33:01
FactCheck
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:42:01
MichelleW
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:48:01
sexybrain
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 03:54:01
crapface
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:06:01
chesirecat
Good :3
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:18:01
Milkman
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:21:01
PatMall
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:27:01
mrdavis
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:30:02
milk4dh
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:33:01
doodooface
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:42:01
patty
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:45:01
snickerdoo
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:51:01
Milkman
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 04:54:01
yahooligan
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:00:01
holly
When you're not sure if you're following the right path, when you've been knocked down a few too many times, it's completely fine to get discouraged, hell even defeated. What's not okay is to stop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:03:01
little
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:06:01
milk4dh
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:12:01
Milkman
Being strong doesn't mean that you can handle every difficult situation on your own, it means that you have the sense to ask God and others for help.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:15:01
little
Resolve today that the toxic people won't take you down or even distract you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:21:01
poopface
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:30:01
thumbsup
Do not give up on your idealism and integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:33:01
sexybrain
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:39:01
Poppy
People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:42:01
patty
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 05:51:01
poopface
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:09:01
pentagon
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:12:01
dapper
I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:27:01
pentagon
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:30:01
MichelleW
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:39:01
pentagon
Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:42:01
crapface
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:45:01
yahooligan
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 06:54:01
holly
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:06:01
crapface
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:24:01
little
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:30:01
Milkman
You have a great sense of humor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:39:01
PatMall
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:42:01
peccili
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:45:01
dapper
I'd comment on the mainsite, but I can't. So here it is -> Nice!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:48:01
FactCheck
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 07:57:01
chesirecat
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and the purity of its heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:15:02
dapper
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:18:01
reggie
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:30:01
thumbsup
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:33:01
dapper
When you make a mistake, you try to fix it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 08:45:01
MichelleW
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:00:01
FactCheck
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:03:01
Milkman
The soul will remain faithful to its integrity forever. The spirit does not betray.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:09:01
milk4dh
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:15:02
Poppy
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:30:02
RunRonnieRun
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:42:01
Milkman
A negative and toxic person never feels teased with the genuine presence of the pretenders in his network and he always feels pleased with the absence of the genuine leader in his circle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:45:01
doodooface
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:51:01
chesirecat
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 09:54:01
american
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:03:01
DannyBoy
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:09:01
thumbsup
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:12:01
chesirecat
You're an awesome friend.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:15:01
poopface
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:27:01
holly
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:30:01
sexybrain
Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:33:01
american
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 10:36:01
FactCheck
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:06:01
Chrischun
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:12:01
doodooface
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:18:01
PatMall
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:21:01
poopface
Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:36:01
Chrischun
It's the soldier not the campus organizer who allows you to demonstrate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:42:01
DonaldTrump
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:45:01
DonaldTrump
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Tue, Jan 9, 2024, 11:51:01
pentagon
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:00:01
yahooligan
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:06:01
FactCheck
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:15:02
dapper
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:18:01
yahooligan
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:30:02
FactCheck
Replace your grief with love and appreciation. That is truly what any who have departed from our lives would wish for us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:33:01
Chrischun
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:36:01
holly
Patriotism involves and endorsement of some aspect of your country that you take to be central, distinctive, and enduring.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:42:01
DannyBoy
There’s life without Facebook and internet? Really? Send me the link.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:57:01
MichelleW
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:06:01
Chrischun
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:09:01
peccili
Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:12:01
holly
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:15:01
reggie
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? ‘Oh sheet!’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:18:01
holly
Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:21:01
crapface
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:27:01
FactCheck
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:30:02
snickerdoo
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:54:01
peccili
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:57:01
Chrischun
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:03:01
DannyBoy
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:12:01
DonaldTrump
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:15:01
sexybrain
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:18:01
little
Integrity is the glue that holds our way of life together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:21:01
Chrischun
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:27:01
dapper
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:30:01
peccili
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:45:01
thumbsup
When people talk about political correctness, the only element of any value is good manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:57:01
milk4dh
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:00:01
peccili
Integrity is the basis of trust.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:03:01
yahooligan
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:06:01
patty
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:09:01
Milkman
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:12:01
sexybrain
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:15:02
PatMall
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:18:01
Milkman
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:21:01
FactCheck
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:27:01
sexybrain
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:39:01
Chrischun
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:45:01
doodooface
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:51:01
PatMall
Lying is not a simple matter. A lie can be motivated by many emotions and intentions, from maliciousness to kindness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:57:01
DonaldTrump
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:00:01
crapface
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:09:01
poopface
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:15:01
holly
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:18:01
DannyBoy
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:36:01
patty
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:45:01
thumbsup
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:48:01
dapper
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:51:01
reggie
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:54:01
patty
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:00:01
MichelleW
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:06:01
chesirecat
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:09:02
MichelleW
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:21:01
pentagon
Lies are everywhere. We hear continually about lying in public and private life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:30:02
DannyBoy
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:33:01
sexybrain
You're strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:36:02
pentagon
I got a gun for my wife—best trade I’ve ever made.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:45:02
peccili
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:48:01
yahooligan
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:57:01
american
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:03:01
poopface
Politics is like waking up in the morning. You never know whose head you will find on the pillow.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:06:01
patty
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:09:01
PatMall
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:12:01
holly
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:15:01
pentagon
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:27:01
RunRonnieRun
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:30:01
Poppy
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:33:01
holly
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:36:01
peccili
Do what you feel in your heart to be right—for you’ll be criticized anyway.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:45:01
PatMall
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:51:01
FactCheck
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:12:02
snickerdoo
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:15:01
Chrischun
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:18:01
DannyBoy
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:24:01
peccili
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:36:01
milk4dh
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:54:01
american
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:57:01
chesirecat
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:15:01
little
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:18:01
thumbsup
Integrity is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake your consciousness, just as honesty is the recognition of the fact that you cannot fake existence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:27:01
yahooligan
Don't regret the past, just learn from it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:42:02
reggie
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:45:01
milk4dh
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:51:01
idiotboy
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:54:02
peccili
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:57:01
PatMall
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:00:01
reggie
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:03:01
MichelleW
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:06:01
peccili
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:12:01
Milkman
You are enough.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:15:01
holly
For a tree to become tall it must grow tough roots among the rocks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:33:02
reggie
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:36:01
poopface
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:39:01
patty
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:45:01
MichelleW
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:54:01
DonaldTrump
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:15:02
dapper
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:18:01
reggie
Aesthetics of integrity. For every star in the sky someone is holding his ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:21:01
thumbsup
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:30:01
MichelleW
True patriotism is not worship of our nation but rather, in the light of our worship of the God of justice, to conform our nation's ways of justice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:33:01
doodooface
A good country song taps into strong undercurrents of family, faith and patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:39:01
milk4dh
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:42:01
Chrischun
Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
To keep one's own integrity, be merciful and uncorrupted and not wish for evil; and not be duped.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:00:01
peccili
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:09:01
american
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:12:01
Chrischun
Courage is looking fear right in the eye and saying, ‘Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got things to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:15:01
little
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:24:01
milk4dh
I have never regarded politics as the arena of morals. It is the arena of interests.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:30:01
DonaldTrump
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:39:01
Chrischun
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:42:02
DannyBoy
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:45:01
DannyBoy
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:51:01
pentagon
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:54:01
crapface
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:57:01
idiotboy
Always hold your head up high, even if on the inside you're about to cry. Pretend that nothing is wrong at all. Close your eyes before you fall. If you can't see it, it's not there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:00:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:06:01
yahooligan
True integrity holds its ground even when such a stance means that you have let go of everything else that’s sitting on that ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:24:01
pentagon
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:27:01
DannyBoy
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:33:01
FactCheck
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 12:45:01
dapper
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:03:01
american
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:33:01
Poppy
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:36:01
Milkman
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:45:01
pentagon
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 01:51:01
snickerdoo
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:00:01
idiotboy
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:06:01
RunRonnieRun
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:12:01
Chrischun
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:15:01
holly
When you make up your mind about something, nothing stands in your way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:27:01
american
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:30:01
sexybrain
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:33:01
dapper
It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you. Always.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:36:01
milk4dh
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:45:01
Chrischun
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:51:01
idiotboy
At the end of the storm is golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 02:57:01
little
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:00:01
MichelleW
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:09:01
mrdavis
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:12:01
FactCheck
The American political system is like fast food— mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:18:01
holly
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:24:01
thumbsup
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for President, so I went along with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:33:01
Milkman
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:42:01
yahooligan
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
Lying is so hard, it's true, unless it's lying in bed with you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:51:01
milk4dh
Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in (consequence) is enough to bury those who did not return.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:54:01
idiotboy
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 03:57:01
little
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:06:02
peccili
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:09:01
PatMall
Never regret anything that made you smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:12:01
patty
The most mischievous liars are those who keep on the verge of truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:21:01
MichelleW
To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:27:01
crapface
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:33:01
patty
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:39:01
mrdavis
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:48:01
Chrischun
Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 04:54:01
Poppy
Integrity is not something that you should have to think about...nor consider doing...but something in the heart that is already done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:09:01
chesirecat
Want some advice? Stand down.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:12:01
little
I think I want a hot dog for dinner. Thoughts?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:18:02
PatMall
How do you keep being so funny and making everyone laugh?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:24:01
peccili
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:27:01
PatMall
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:33:01
Chrischun
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:36:01
chesirecat
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:45:01
sexybrain
You couldn't get a clue during the clue-mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:48:01
crapface
You're like a breath of fresh air.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:51:01
sexybrain
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 05:54:01
holly
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:06:01
peccili
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:21:01
poopface
If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:24:01
holly
The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 06:51:01
MichelleW
Today, I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:00:01
pentagon
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:06:01
sexybrain
Your kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:09:01
DonaldTrump
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:15:01
peccili
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:18:01
PatMall
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:21:01
chesirecat
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:24:02
Chrischun
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:30:01
dapper
If the union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in field of battle and determined by the sword.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:33:01
poopface
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 07:57:01
FactCheck
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:00:01
american
There is no better test of a man's integrity than his behavior when he is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:06:01
reggie
Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:09:01
RunRonnieRun
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:15:01
holly
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:24:01
sexybrain
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:27:01
pentagon
I caught you lying / You caught me trying / Don't let me catch you lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:36:01
PatMall
Encourage one another and you must keep that same encouragement yourself first, to encourage others, second keep your head up and count all joy in the worst of times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 08:42:01
chesirecat
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:00:01
patty
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:09:01
MichelleW
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:21:01
DonaldTrump
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:24:01
DannyBoy
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:45:01
mrdavis
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:54:01
DonaldTrump
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 09:57:01
chesirecat
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:06:01
Poppy
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:12:01
thumbsup
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:36:01
holly
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:45:01
MichelleW
Hack journalism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:51:01
Chrischun
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 10:57:01
american
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:09:01
dapper
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:12:01
thumbsup
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. – Lily Tomlin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:18:01
idiotboy
The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:21:01
sexybrain
I admire someone who has been through a lot and still keeps their head up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:27:02
thumbsup
Fought like an indefatigable soldier; when the question arose of defending your persona your true integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:39:01
Poppy
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:42:01
doodooface
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. – Gary Delaney
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Wed, Jan 10, 2024, 11:51:01
poopface
Don’t trade in your integrity for influence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:00:01
crapface
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:03:01
milk4dh
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:06:01
MichelleW
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:09:01
DonaldTrump
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:18:02
yahooligan
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:30:01
american
I have a new hairstyle today, it’s called ‘I tried.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:42:01
little
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:48:01
peccili
People who try to bring you down everyday aren't important in your life, so you better treat their opinions as such.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:57:01
sexybrain
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:03:01
holly
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:06:01
american
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:09:02
Milkman
Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:18:01
chesirecat
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:21:01
Chrischun
I am too lazy to be lazy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:27:01
milk4dh
Dream big and dare to fail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:33:01
patty
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:36:01
Chrischun
Someone who always has to lie discovers that every one of his lies is true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:39:01
chesirecat
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:42:01
yahooligan
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:51:01
Milkman
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:03:01
milk4dh
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:15:01
MichelleW
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:24:01
RunRonnieRun
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:27:01
DonaldTrump
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:30:01
FactCheck
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:33:01
PatMall
The whole world can gossip about you, and if you don't take it personally you are immune.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:39:01
Poppy
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:48:01
Poppy
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:09:01
pentagon
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:21:01
peccili
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:24:01
DannyBoy
Sometimes you can learn things from the way a person denies something. The choice of lies can be almost as helpful as the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:36:01
DannyBoy
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:42:01
Milkman
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:51:01
patty
I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:00:01
peccili
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:09:01
doodooface
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:15:01
poopface
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:18:01
reggie
Inaction breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:24:02
dapper
Trump 2024!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:30:01
patty
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:36:01
PatMall
You're always learning new things and trying to better yourself, which is awesome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:42:01
peccili
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:51:01
poopface
That's typically American. Keep out of trouble and tell other people to keep their chins up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:03:01
american
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:15:01
little
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:21:01
idiotboy
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:30:01
crapface
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:42:01
DannyBoy
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:45:01
DannyBoy
Your ability to recall random factoids at just the right time is impressive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:48:02
patty
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:57:01
PatMall
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:03:02
Milkman
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:09:01
Chrischun
Yes, of course, I am athletic, I surf the Internet every day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:12:01
RunRonnieRun
He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:18:01
yahooligan
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:33:01
american
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:36:01
thumbsup
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:39:01
thumbsup
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:45:01
pentagon
It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:12:01
DannyBoy
Someone is getting through something hard right now because you've got their back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:18:01
RunRonnieRun
FAKE news!!!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:21:01
dapper
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:45:01
crapface
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:51:01
reggie
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:03:01
snickerdoo
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:12:01
chesirecat
Always keep your mind strong with thoughts of positivity; your head up with full confidence and a big smile on your face, because you truly have greatness in you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:18:01
MichelleW
On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:36:01
poopface
When I hear somebody say ‘Life is hard', I am always tempted to ask ‘Compared to what?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:42:01
PatMall
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:45:01
Milkman
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:48:01
Chrischun
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:18:02
idiotboy
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:21:01
poopface
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:24:01
patty
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:42:01
thumbsup
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:45:01
yahooligan
One of the most striking differences between a cat and lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:51:01
PatMall
Encourage yourself to carry it out, to walk it out, to search it out, shout it out, and praise your way out to the change that's being presented with encouragement.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:57:01
poopface
Having integrity in some way contributes to the wholeness or completeness of a person and leads to consistency in thought and action over time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:06:01
patty
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:12:01
yahooligan
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:15:01
thumbsup
You are really kind to people around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:18:01
PatMall
If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. – Wilson Mizner
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:36:01
crapface
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:42:01
Poppy
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:48:01
Milkman
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:54:01
MichelleW
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:00:01
doodooface
You're like a ray of sunshine on a really dreary day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:06:01
Poppy
Who raised you? They deserve a medal for a job well done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:09:01
snickerdoo
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:15:01
thumbsup
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:24:01
Chrischun
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:27:01
PatMall
You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:33:01
PatMall
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:36:01
chesirecat
It takes someone strong to leave with their head held high. It takes someone stronger to stay with their head held higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:39:01
dapper
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:51:01
DannyBoy
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:54:01
DannyBoy
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:06:01
Milkman
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:09:01
american
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:21:01
little
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:30:01
chesirecat
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:36:01
doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:39:01
PatMall
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 12:54:01
little
Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:12:02
patty
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:15:01
poopface
Politics is more difficult than physics.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:24:01
pentagon
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:33:01
reggie
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:36:01
FactCheck
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:39:01
MichelleW
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 01:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:12:01
FactCheck
Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:24:01
FactCheck
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:30:01
dapper
There's nothing more uncertain than the life of a man like me. You're so young and so beautiful, and you will be for a long time to come. Remember, no matter what happens, I want you to promise you'll keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:33:01
Poppy
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:36:01
FactCheck
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 02:54:01
Chrischun
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:06:02
DannyBoy
Toxic people spread destruction and death to those who come in contact with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:12:01
holly
When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:27:01
american
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:33:01
poopface
Today is like the best day
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:39:01
sexybrain
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:45:01
holly
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:48:02
idiotboy
Political correctness is a label the privileged often use to distract from their privilege and hate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:51:01
MichelleW
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 03:54:01
Milkman
He who is silent and bows his head dies every time he does so. He who speaks aloud and walks with his head held high dies only once.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:03:01
snickerdoo
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:06:01
mrdavis
The key to integrity is to determine a sense of inner directedness that does not yield to the pressures of the age, that identifies with the highest rather than the lowest, the best rather than the worst, the ideal rather than the average, the excellent rather than mediocre.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:12:01
doodooface
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:18:02
thumbsup
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:24:01
little
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:48:01
holly
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:51:01
DannyBoy
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:54:01
milk4dh
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 04:57:01
poopface
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it the second time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:06:01
Milkman
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:12:01
little
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:15:01
crapface
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:21:01
yahooligan
Integrity was very important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:24:01
Milkman
Why do they write stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:27:01
milk4dh
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:30:02
DannyBoy
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:36:01
DonaldTrump
Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:45:01
chesirecat
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:48:01
idiotboy
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 05:51:01
peccili
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:18:01
pentagon
A man should be upright, not be kept upright.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:27:01
FactCheck
Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:33:01
FactCheck
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:36:01
yahooligan
Why is this news?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 06:45:01
little
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:03:01
american
Why can’t you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:06:01
idiotboy
I like criticism. It makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:09:01
DannyBoy
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:27:01
snickerdoo
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:39:01
idiotboy
Change your life today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:48:01
Chrischun
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 07:51:01
milk4dh
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:03:01
peccili
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:06:01
chesirecat
That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:12:01
peccili
We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:15:01
reggie
Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:30:01
little
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:36:01
DannyBoy
Toxic people cannot tolerate consideration of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:42:02
dapper
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 08:48:01
PatMall
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:09:01
peccili
You seem to really know who you are.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:15:01
holly
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:18:01
holly
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:24:01
dapper
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:27:01
poopface
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:36:01
patty
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:39:01
holly
Politics ought to be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:42:01
idiotboy
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:51:01
holly
Colors seem brighter when you're around.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:54:01
dapper
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 09:57:01
thumbsup
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:00:02
idiotboy
Change the world by being yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:06:01
dapper
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:12:02
poopface
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:18:01
DannyBoy
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:27:01
snickerdoo
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:33:01
mrdavis
When you walk through a storm keep your chin up high and don't be afraid of the dark.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:39:01
american
I like your style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:42:01
holly
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 10:54:01
doodooface
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:06:02
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:12:01
crapface
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:15:01
holly
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:24:01
chesirecat
Chin up, Chang. Believe in yourself and others will, too.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:33:02
thumbsup
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:36:01
doodooface
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. – Stuart Turner
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:39:01
MichelleW
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:42:01
holly
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:45:01
sexybrain
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer. – Pat Sajak
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 11, 2024, 11:57:01
peccili
Politics is but the common pulsebeat, of which revolution is the feverspasm.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:00:01
Milkman
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:03:01
reggie
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:06:01
little
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:12:01
mrdavis
Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:18:02
milk4dh
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:24:01
mrdavis
If you attach to the negative behavior of others it brings you down to their level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:33:01
mrdavis
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:36:01
holly
In our country the lie has become not just a moral category, but a pillar of the state.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:39:01
DonaldTrump
Toxic men not only make you feel bad, they make you look bad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:45:01
sexybrain
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:51:01
dapper
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:57:01
DonaldTrump
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:21:01
Milkman
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:27:01
reggie
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:39:01
pentagon
Flame on!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:42:01
DonaldTrump
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:45:02
Poppy
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:00:02
yahooligan
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:03:01
peccili
Love it!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:12:01
PatMall
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:18:01
holly
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:21:02
chesirecat
America is another name for opportunity. Our whole history appears like a last effort of divine providence on behalf of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:27:02
MichelleW
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:36:02
doodooface
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:45:01
doodooface
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:51:01
american
The brave man inattentive of his duty, is worth little more to his country than the coward who deserts in the hour of danger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:54:01
snickerdoo
As long as our government is administered for the good of the people, and is regulated by their will; as long as it secures is the rights of persons and of property, liberty of conscience and of the press, it will be worth defending.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:57:01
chesirecat
Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of a tunnel, order more tunnel.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:00:01
milk4dh
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:09:01
reggie
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:12:01
patty
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:15:02
Milkman
Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:36:01
mrdavis
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:51:01
poopface
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:09:01
Milkman
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:12:01
mrdavis
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
Fav'd!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:18:01
holly
To oppose corruption in government is the highest obligation of patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:27:01
chesirecat
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:33:01
FactCheck
Your lying blue eyes used to charm me / And hypnotize me through and through / Like a fool Lord I've been dreaming / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:42:01
dapper
You never run out of things that can go wrong. – Edward A. Murphy
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:51:01
Milkman
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:09:01
Poppy
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:15:02
sexybrain
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:30:01
Milkman
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:39:01
Chrischun
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:48:01
milk4dh
You could survive a Zombie apocalypse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:51:02
Chrischun
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:54:01
pentagon
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:03:01
snickerdoo
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:09:01
mrdavis
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:12:01
patty
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:15:01
FactCheck
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:18:01
PatMall
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:27:01
sexybrain
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:36:01
doodooface
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:42:01
dapper
I have come to realize that toxic people will never take acountability for their actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:45:01
PatMall
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:48:01
doodooface
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:51:01
yahooligan
Political correctness is a war on noticing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:54:01
FactCheck
There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:03:01
doodooface
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:09:01
peccili
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:18:01
snickerdoo
Action is the foundational key to all success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:21:01
Poppy
Oh no, what am I going to do?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:24:01
DonaldTrump
Those things that hurt, instruct.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:27:01
RunRonnieRun
You are the most perfect you there is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:36:01
idiotboy
Keeping your head up to the sky / Keeping your mind to stay alive / Gimme your wings so we can fly, / (fly away, fly away, fly away) / (Keep your head up tonight)
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:39:01
MichelleW
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:42:01
Poppy
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:54:01
DannyBoy
When you're not afraid to be yourself is when you're most incredible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:57:01
Milkman
Toxic men can distress women who are rich, poor, beautiful, plain, fat, thin, tall or short. They can make miserable women from any religion, race or culture anywhere in the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:03:01
peccili
You associate with people who are kind, compassionate, and joyous. You keep good company, and you reflect these qualities yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:12:01
yahooligan
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:18:02
sexybrain
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:21:01
american
Ham and eggs—a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:24:01
peccili
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:27:01
holly
Constipated people don't give a crap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:45:01
holly
Patriotism does not oblige us to acquiesce in the destruction of liberty. Patriotism obliges us to question it, at least.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:57:01
american
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:03:01
sexybrain
No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:06:01
doodooface
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:12:01
Milkman
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:18:01
peccili
I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it, and while our soldiers can stand and fight, I can stand and feed and nurse them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:42:01
chesirecat
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:57:01
chesirecat
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:03:01
RunRonnieRun
Our strength grows out of our weakness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:06:01
milk4dh
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:09:01
yahooligan
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:12:01
DannyBoy
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:15:01
poopface
Agreed!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:18:02
american
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:21:01
poopface
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:27:02
DonaldTrump
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:30:02
PatMall
He who laughs last didn’t get it. – Helen Giangregorio
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:33:01
thumbsup
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:36:01
milk4dh
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:42:01
snickerdoo
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:03:01
crapface
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:06:01
dapper
Life’s biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don’t want to get out of bed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:09:01
yahooligan
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:12:01
patty
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:18:01
patty
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that’s confusing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:21:01
FactCheck
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:24:01
milk4dh
Keep your heads up! We are sinking!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:30:01
dapper
Truth is treason in the empire of lies.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:33:02
thumbsup
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:36:01
MichelleW
Your reputation and integrity are everything. Follow through on what you say you're going to do. Your credibility can only be built over time, and it is built from the history of your words and actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:39:01
sexybrain
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:42:02
dapper
Never ask a starfish for directions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:54:01
holly
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:00:01
FactCheck
Rather hold my head high and die than live and duck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:09:01
idiotboy
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:12:01
little
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:18:01
Chrischun
Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of tricks and duplicity than straight forward and simple integrity in another.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:27:01
milk4dh
Encourage others today! So often the difference between success and failure is belief.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:33:01
peccili
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:39:01
Chrischun
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 12:51:02
Poppy
You light up the room.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:00:01
yahooligan
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:06:01
milk4dh
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:15:01
holly
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:24:01
chesirecat
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:27:01
american
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:45:01
crapface
If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:51:01
pentagon
If you were a scented candle they'd call it Perfectly Imperfect (and it would smell like summer).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:54:01
sexybrain
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 01:57:01
dapper
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:03:01
poopface
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:09:01
crapface
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:21:02
Chrischun
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:30:01
peccili
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:42:01
doodooface
What is light is to the eyes, what air is to be lungs, what love is to the heart, liberty is to be the soul of man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 02:54:01
RunRonnieRun
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:00:01
poopface
Failure will never overtake you if your determination to succeed is strong enough!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:03:01
holly
Where's the truth, where's the truth, why you lying / Truth abuse, what's the use, it's not a game you're playing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:12:01
Chrischun
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:15:01
chesirecat
Please come untie me / You're lying right beside me / Don't lie to me / Lying
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:30:01
crapface
How is it that you always look great, even in sweatpants?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:39:01
mrdavis
Political correctness is euphemism for fear to speak truth to authority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:48:01
snickerdoo
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 03:51:01
DonaldTrump
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:00:02
idiotboy
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:15:01
Poppy
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:27:01
yahooligan
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:30:01
FactCheck
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:36:01
RunRonnieRun
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 04:48:01
FactCheck
Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:00:01
chesirecat
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:06:01
DannyBoy
I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:15:01
holly
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:24:01
pentagon
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:27:01
DannyBoy
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:45:01
mrdavis
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:48:01
thumbsup
Integrity has no need of rules.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 05:57:01
yahooligan
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:03:01
little
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:12:01
snickerdoo
To everyone battling a difficulty or under attack right now, smile, keep your head up, keep moving and stay positive, you'll get through it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:18:01
american
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:21:01
FactCheck
Are these genes in your jeans or are you just happy to see me?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:24:01
american
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:30:02
reggie
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:33:01
dapper
Lying in a relationship can bring about extreme pain and anger when uncovered, and believe me; it will be uncovered at a most inopportune time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:42:01
Chrischun
Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:51:01
doodooface
So keep your chin up and look up high. You'll find your troubles will pass you by.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 06:57:01
peccili
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:06:01
dapper
Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:21:01
american
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:33:01
reggie
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:36:01
DannyBoy
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:42:01
Chrischun
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 07:57:01
sexybrain
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:06:01
poopface
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:12:01
FactCheck
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:24:01
snickerdoo
What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:27:01
thumbsup
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:30:01
DonaldTrump
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:33:02
peccili
When I was a boy I was told anybody could become the President; I'm beginning to believe it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:36:01
Chrischun
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:39:01
chesirecat
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:42:01
poopface
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:45:01
thumbsup
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:48:01
thumbsup
You may tell the greatest lies and wear a brilliant disguise, but you can't escape the eyes of the one who sees right through you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:54:01
crapface
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 08:57:01
snickerdoo
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:00:02
patty
Integrity is doing what is right and truthful, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:06:01
little
Integrity means our outward life is consistent with our inner convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:18:01
idiotboy
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:21:01
snickerdoo
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:33:01
snickerdoo
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:36:01
yahooligan
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:39:02
snickerdoo
The real bond of integrity is religious in character, for religion indicates the oneness of the world of humanity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:48:01
mrdavis
It's gonna be alright / Keep your head up to the sky / [Z-Ro] Cause everything's going to be alright
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:51:01
MichelleW
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 09:57:01
reggie
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:06:02
DonaldTrump
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:15:01
pentagon
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:24:01
snickerdoo
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:30:01
Chrischun
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:42:01
yahooligan
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:45:01
dapper
With our thoughts, we make the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:51:01
DonaldTrump
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 10:57:01
FactCheck
Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and yours
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:00:02
patty
People living deeply have no fear of death.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:18:01
holly
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:36:01
little
A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:39:01
Milkman
Understand that the tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes--never!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 12, 2024, 11:54:01

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