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Arnold Schwarzenegger was detained and could face a criminal charge after being stopped by customs officials at Munich Airport, officials in Germany confirmed.
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peccili
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter; people the opposite.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:39:01
thumbsup
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:15:01
doodooface
You have cute elbows. For reals!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:09:02
peccili
A leader with integrity, one who says what they mean, keeps their word and does not lie to their people.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:06:01
chesirecat
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:03:01
chesirecat
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:36:02
DannyBoy
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:42:01
snickerdoo
Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I’ll show you someone who has overcome adversity.”
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:18:01
doodooface
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:57:01
yahooligan
You've got keep your head up, keep fighting, and do the best you can.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:33:01
crapface
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:33:01
american
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:00:01
dapper
Everything would be better if more people were like you!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:54:01
Chrischun
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:18:01
RunRonnieRun
who is this written for?
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:57:01
poopface
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:48:01
Poppy
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:12:01
thumbsup
Remain calm even in the mist of mistrust and accusations. Your integrity and track records will surely speak for you.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:45:01
snickerdoo
All those stories I've been hearing / I wouldn't believe that they were true / But just this morning over coffee / Your lying blue eyes just told on you
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:12:02
crapface
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:54:01
dapper
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:30:01
peccili
Toxic people ruin family gatherings. They assault friendships. They can run businesses into the ground.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:24:01
dapper
This message approved by Joseph Biden
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:03:01
chesirecat
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:27:01
PatMall
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:30:01
Milkman
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:45:01
RunRonnieRun
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:39:01
idiotboy
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:45:01
chesirecat
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:12:01
yahooligan
I would have written this earlier, but I was out back burning my MyPillow
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:18:02
dapper
Only America has both the power and optimism to defend the international community against what really are forces of darkness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:03:01
poopface
Not saying I hate you, but if your face was on fire and I had a glass of water, I’d drink it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:33:01
thumbsup
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:48:01
yahooligan
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:27:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:15:01
Chrischun
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:36:01
thumbsup
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:18:01
chesirecat
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:33:01
holly
Some say if you want success surround yourself with successful people. I say if you want true and lasting success surround yourself with people of integrity.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:36:01
reggie
Boring!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:06:01
DonaldTrump
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:00:01
american
No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:03:01
yahooligan
We are what we think
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:33:01
dapper
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:54:02
crapface
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:03:01
PatMall
Jokes are funnier when you tell them.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:09:01
american
Keep your head held high because the floor isn't very interesting to look at.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:27:01
DonaldTrump
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:48:01
milk4dh
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:03:01
doodooface
Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:51:01
reggie
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:15:01
RunRonnieRun
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:06:01
dapper
Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:33:01
crapface
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:00:01
chesirecat
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:39:01
milk4dh
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:06:01
Poppy
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:30:01
Poppy
Fav'd!
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:33:01
sexybrain
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:24:01
sexybrain
Don’t just follow your dreams—chase them down, grab hold, and don’t let go.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:48:01
FactCheck
I’m not arguing, I’m just telling you why you’re wrong.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:15:01
american
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:18:01
Milkman
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+1) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:42:01
yahooligan
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:33:01
Chrischun
If you're reading this blog post, you're someone with a kind heart. So we thought you'd enjoy this short video about how to blast your stress with kindness (especially on those rough days).
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:39:01
yahooligan
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:48:01
patty
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:57:01
snickerdoo
Expect while reaching for the stars, people to whirl by with their dark clouds and storm upon you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:03:01
reggie
Lying for me / Got no use for your excuses / Take 'em with you when you go / Through my effort baby you ain't never lied to me before
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:09:01
snickerdoo
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:12:01
yahooligan
You think normal countries have news like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:21:01
crapface
The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:24:01
peccili
What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:27:01
doodooface
If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:30:02
sexybrain
Liars are always most disposed to swear
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:33:01
snickerdoo
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:36:01
thumbsup
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:48:01
FactCheck
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:51:01
idiotboy
You have the courage of your convictions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:12:01
Milkman
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:15:01
dapper
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:18:01
patty
A toxic person is never at fault - or so he or she thinks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:21:01
MichelleW
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:27:01
MichelleW
A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:39:01
snickerdoo
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:45:01
idiotboy
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:51:01
poopface
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 12:54:01
chesirecat
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:06:01
chesirecat
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:09:01
peccili
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:12:01
RunRonnieRun
Telling lies is such a heavy weight to bear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:24:01
sexybrain
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:27:01
little
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:33:01
pentagon
The political machine triumphs because it is united minority acting against a divided majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:36:02
DannyBoy
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:45:01
DonaldTrump
It is important to observe, question, interpret, and then empower yourself to make the choices with which you can live.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 01:48:01
peccili
By patriotism is meant, not only spontaneous, instinctive love for one's own nation, and preference for it above all other nations, but also the belief that such love and preference are good and useful.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:03:02
thumbsup
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:06:01
crapface
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:18:02
FactCheck
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:24:01
doodooface
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:45:01
sexybrain
You keep your chin up Gus Grimly. We're winning this thing. Don't you forget.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:48:01
snickerdoo
You make my insides jump around in the best way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 02:51:01
little
Rolling / Keep your head up, look to the sky / Rolling / Don't you ever ask yourself why / Rolling / We'll live forever, you and I / Keep on rolling
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:00:01
RunRonnieRun
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:03:01
holly
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:09:02
dapper
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:24:01
milk4dh
Politician is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:27:01
doodooface
The lies the most potential to do damage involve affairs or outside sexual liaisons, because these go to the heart of the marital or intimate relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:30:01
FactCheck
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:42:01
RunRonnieRun
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:48:01
poopface
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 03:51:01
FactCheck
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:03:02
chesirecat
Chin up, Max. It's better to be sad than dead.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:06:01
little
We can test the substance of our own integrity and love when we witness what flows from our hearts when someone disagrees.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:21:01
chesirecat
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:30:01
DonaldTrump
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:39:01
chesirecat
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 04:45:01
holly
Off you pop, then, and keep your chin up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:00:02
peccili
The closer to the truth, the better the lie, and the truth itself, when it can be used, is the best lie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:03:01
snickerdoo
You're a gift to those around you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:06:01
american
You're someone's reason to smile.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:09:01
peccili
Amen!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:12:01
sexybrain
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:21:02
idiotboy
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:27:01
doodooface
What we've got to do is keep hope alive. Because without it we'll sink.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:30:01
crapface
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:36:01
MichelleW
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:39:01
chesirecat
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:48:01
american
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 05:54:01
reggie
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:00:01
holly
A patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:09:01
american
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:12:01
pentagon
Why are there news stories like this?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:18:01
DannyBoy
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:21:01
snickerdoo
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:24:02
little
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:30:01
pentagon
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:33:01
Poppy
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:48:01
poopface
If someone is trying to control you, that itself is toxic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:51:01
thumbsup
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 06:57:01
reggie
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:00:02
DannyBoy
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:09:01
crapface
He who walks with integrity walks securely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:21:01
peccili
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:30:01
Poppy
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:36:01
holly
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:45:01
sexybrain
Encourage yourself, speak to yourself, and lift yourself right on up. Encourage yourself that change its here. Encourage yourself to continue to pursue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:48:01
peccili
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 07:51:01
FactCheck
If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 08:21:02
mrdavis
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 08:24:01
RunRonnieRun
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I've been through. I said, it's because no matter what, I am a survivor. Not a victim.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 08:27:01
mrdavis
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 08:30:01
FactCheck
He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 08:51:01
doodooface
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:06:01
Milkman
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:09:02
pentagon
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:12:01
FactCheck
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:18:01
yahooligan
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:21:01
little
Politics are like a labyrinth, from the inner intricacies of which it is even more difficult to find the way of escape than it was to find the way into them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:27:01
DannyBoy
Political elections... are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:36:01
crapface
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:39:01
reggie
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:42:01
peccili
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:48:01
DonaldTrump
When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:54:01
crapface
I'm the CEO of MyPillow and I approve this message
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 09:57:02
holly
Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:09:01
MichelleW
There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:12:01
Poppy
A person who has integrity is neither self-deceived nor self-divided.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:15:01
dapper
Most great people have attained their greatest success one step beyond their greatest failure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:24:01
peccili
You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:33:01
mrdavis
Living with integrity means: Not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 10:54:01
thumbsup
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false face for the urge to rule it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:00:02
holly
Has anyone ever told you that you have great posture?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:06:01
holly
One lie leads to another and eventually loses its strength and influence. Once it is lost, the lie becomes a 'shame' and the person loses all credibility.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:09:02
Milkman
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:15:01
DonaldTrump
Your integrity, your dignity, your honor - they aren't for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:18:01
american
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:30:01
holly
A lie has no legs, and cannot stand; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:45:01
pentagon
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. ‘Alright, get in the basket.’
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:48:01
yahooligan
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:51:01
mrdavis
A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:54:02
DonaldTrump
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Thu, Jan 18, 2024, 11:57:01
patty
True patriots we; for be it understood we left our country for our country's good.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:06:02
doodooface
When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:09:01
RunRonnieRun
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:12:01
reggie
When you say you will do something, I trust you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:18:01
idiotboy
Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:21:01
patty
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because I just farted!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:36:01
thumbsup
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:39:01
idiotboy
Every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:48:01
snickerdoo
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:03:01
pentagon
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:21:01
holly
Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:24:01
yahooligan
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:30:01
Chrischun
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:33:01
chesirecat
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:57:01
doodooface
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:06:01
chesirecat
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:15:01
peccili
Girl you're crying, 'cause you're lying / To my face (I'm not dumb) / Stop lying to me about seeing a man
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:36:01
reggie
I bet you sweat glitter.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:45:01
snickerdoo
A person's behavior reflects nothing but the mirror of an aura he/she brought up in. Never doubt their integrity because of their insecurities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:48:01
holly
Your integrity determines your destiny.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:54:01
FactCheck
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:00:01
idiotboy
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:06:01
chesirecat
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:12:01
Milkman
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:15:01
PatMall
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:21:01
PatMall
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:24:01
MichelleW
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:33:01
poopface
Anyway, chin up, love.. there's nothing ever quite so bad but thinking makes it worse
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:42:01
holly
Once you loose your integrity, you can never get it back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:18:01
milk4dh
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:24:01
crapface
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:27:01
Milkman
I saw my grandson off to war. My grandson, heads for danger, bear, and sand. Alone.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:42:01
snickerdoo
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:45:02
peccili
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:51:01
milk4dh
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:54:02
crapface
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:57:01
doodooface
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:00:01
reggie
Nope. Didn't happen.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:03:01
milk4dh
Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:06:01
peccili
Cool story bro.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:18:01
Milkman
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:24:01
RunRonnieRun
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:30:01
milk4dh
You have a good head on your shoulders.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:33:01
yahooligan
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:45:01
doodooface
If they disrespect you to your face imagine what they're doing behind your back.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:48:01
dapper
Being around you makes everything better!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:51:01
patty
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:03:01
mrdavis
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody's watching, and doing as you say you would do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:06:01
Poppy
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:18:01
sexybrain
Never underestimate the ego of a politician.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:24:01
mrdavis
Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:27:01
sexybrain
You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:36:01
peccili
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:39:01
thumbsup
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:42:01
patty
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:51:01
patty
I remember hurting her and her hurting me / I remember losing sleep, she was haunting my dreams / It's alright, chin up kid, it'll all be fine / There's not a wound in this world that won't heal with time
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:57:01
PatMall
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:09:01
reggie
It's clobbering time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:12:01
sexybrain
hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:21:01
DannyBoy
We'll be there for eternity / I want you there yeah I want you there with me / Keep your head up he's coming some day to / Carry us away to a better place
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:24:01
crapface
There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:27:01
yahooligan
I believe in America because we have great dreams and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:36:01
PatMall
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:39:01
milk4dh
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:45:01
peccili
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:51:01
thumbsup
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:57:01
PatMall
Keep your head up, keep your heart strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:06:01
RunRonnieRun
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by; and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:09:01
Poppy
Ho Boy!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:18:01
RunRonnieRun
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:24:01
american
Keep your head up. It has to get worse before it gets better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:36:01
DonaldTrump
Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:39:01
milk4dh
You are already of consequence in the world if you are known as a man of strict integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:42:01
RunRonnieRun
I have Alzheimer’s bulimia, first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke. – Cindy from Marzahn
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:12:01
american
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:21:01
mrdavis
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:24:01
idiotboy
Life goes on, the ending's the starting line / Chin up, press on, you will survive / Young love that lasts is hard to find / So chin up, press on, you will survive
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:30:01
FactCheck
A man who lies cannot love.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:36:01
dapper
We must also look into our feelings of grief and loss. When we accept that everything is constantly changing, when we accept the inevitability that people and animals die, we can deal with pain in a much better fashion.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:00:01
mrdavis
He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:15:01
dapper
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:21:01
mrdavis
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:27:02
PatMall
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:30:01
little
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:42:01
milk4dh
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
You are more powerful than your circumstances. They don't define you. You do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:00:01
FactCheck
Why? Because i said so
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:03:01
pentagon
Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:06:01
MichelleW
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:12:01
DannyBoy
Patriotism is not free-floating - one does not start off as patriotic and then look for a country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:27:02
snickerdoo
Stand Tall, Stand Proud. Know that you are unique and magnificent. You do not need the approval of others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:30:01
RunRonnieRun
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:33:01
DannyBoy
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:36:01
DannyBoy
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:39:01
peccili
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:42:01
FactCheck
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:51:01
RunRonnieRun
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:00:01
holly
We are what we think
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:03:01
little
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:18:01
crapface
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:24:01
snickerdoo
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:33:01
idiotboy
Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:48:01
dapper
We do not have to remain stuck in our trials! We go through them and as daughters of the King, we can rise in the midst of dark, shaking moments.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 12:54:01
peccili
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:03:01
DonaldTrump
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:12:01
reggie
If you believe in unlimited quality and act in all your business dealings with total integrity, the rest will take care of itself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:18:01
little
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:27:01
yahooligan
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:30:01
Milkman
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:33:01
Chrischun
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:36:01
peccili
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:42:02
snickerdoo
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:45:01
PatMall
Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed. He who molds public sentiment goes deeper than he who enacts statutes or decisions possible or impossible to execute.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:48:01
doodooface
Smiles are contagious, be a carrier.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 01:57:02
little
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:00:01
patty
I love my country, not my government.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:09:01
poopface
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:24:01
MichelleW
I wasn’t mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I’m mad.. yes, I’m mad!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:27:01
peccili
Let your life reflect the faith you have in God. Fear nothing and pray about everything. Be strong, trust God's word, and trust the process.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:30:01
Chrischun
Toxic people operate more like a funnel than a waterproof bucket.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:33:01
reggie
Politics is a blood sport.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:36:01
dapper
Are comments back? This is great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:42:02
RunRonnieRun
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:45:01
reggie
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:51:01
Poppy
Why do I read these things?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 02:54:01
dapper
The cornerstone of the political correctness that dominates campus culture is radical feminism.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:00:01
MichelleW
Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:03:01
little
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:06:01
FactCheck
*this
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:09:01
mrdavis
To be the best, you must be able to handle the worst.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:24:01
sexybrain
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:30:01
Poppy
hy is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 03:42:01
sexybrain
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:00:01
peccili
Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:15:01
Poppy
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:30:01
RunRonnieRun
If you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:33:01
reggie
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. – Sam Levenson
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:39:01
DonaldTrump
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:45:01
patty
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're an 11.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:48:01
holly
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:51:01
dapper
The nation that forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 04:54:01
Chrischun
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:03:01
little
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:06:01
idiotboy
This is not information anyone needed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:12:01
mrdavis
If you don't like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:15:01
DannyBoy
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:21:01
DonaldTrump
The constitution is the guide which I will never abandon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:27:02
yahooligan
The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
By definition, anyone involved in a secret, forbidden relationship is involved in lies, large and small.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:45:01
pentagon
Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:48:01
poopface
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 05:54:01
DannyBoy
When you share something about yourself with toxic people, they immediately turn the account into a story about them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:06:01
reggie
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:12:01
crapface
Your quirks are so you -- and I love that.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:15:01
FactCheck
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:18:01
PatMall
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:21:01
milk4dh
When a toxic person is attacking you, you don't have to participate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:33:02
peccili
The person of superior integrity does not insist upon his integrity. For this reason, he has integrity. The person of inferior integrity never loses sight of his integrity. For this reason, he lacks integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:36:01
crapface
If the mind thinks with a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:39:01
peccili
Always be courageous and strong, and don't fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:48:01
RunRonnieRun
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:54:01
holly
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 06:57:01
peccili
So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:00:01
poopface
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:18:02
idiotboy
The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:36:01
yahooligan
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:42:01
sexybrain
Integrity is the ability to stand by an idea.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:45:01
Chrischun
Having integrity means more to us than simply the absence of deception.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 07:57:01
Poppy
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:00:01
peccili
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:06:01
patty
You always know just what to say.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:09:02
doodooface
If discovered, lying can destroy the very basis of a relationship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:21:01
DannyBoy
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:33:01
doodooface
The road to success is always under construction.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 08:48:01
yahooligan
The challenge is to practice politics as the art of making what appears to be impossible, possible.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:00:01
pentagon
You are really courageous.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:09:01
RunRonnieRun
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:12:01
milk4dh
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:15:01
Milkman
Those who are busy can’t think clearly and honestly. Those who go slow let the truth come to them and lives in integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:18:01
poopface
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:24:01
MichelleW
Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force.. never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:33:02
dapper
Victories that are easy are cheap. Those only are worth having which come as the result of hard fighting.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:39:01
reggie
The slow man with integrity will ultimately catch the swift one who has none.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:48:02
doodooface
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 09:51:01
Chrischun
The only relationship I have is with my Wifi. We have a connection.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:15:01
doodooface
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:21:02
peccili
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:33:01
crapface
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:36:01
idiotboy
They have strange quiet, integrity, health, soundness, to the full. They've dealt with life and been tempered by it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:45:01
poopface
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:51:01
patty
You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 10:54:01
yahooligan
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:00:01
DannyBoy
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:03:01
FactCheck
There is always room for those who can be relied upon to deliver the goods when they say they will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:15:01
snickerdoo
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:21:01
poopface
Build upon strengths, and weaknesses will gradually take care of themselves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:24:01
little
Opportunities don’t happen, you create them.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:27:01
idiotboy
Honesty creates integrity. Integrity creates inner peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:42:01
yahooligan
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:51:02
reggie
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. – Bill Murray
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:54:01
reggie
Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of a greater or equal benefit.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Fri, Jan 19, 2024, 11:57:01
reggie
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smile, smile, smile!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:03:01
crapface
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:09:01
milk4dh
Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:30:01
Milkman
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:33:01
RunRonnieRun
In other news, I'm having pizza for dinner tonight.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:36:01
DonaldTrump
Oh brother!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:54:01
Milkman
In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:00:01
little
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:21:01
yahooligan
Sometimes we as human beings have to realizes what's more important to us. If you really love someone never cheat on them or tell lies in a relationship or marriage, you never know when the lies will catch up with you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:24:01
dapper
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:33:01
dapper
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:54:01
sexybrain
One man with courage makes a majority.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:57:01
snickerdoo
Remember everything is solvable and if you can't see a solution, it only means you haven't worked it out yet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:00:01
chesirecat
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:06:01
milk4dh
I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. There’s no stopping me now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:24:01
snickerdoo
You have impeccable manners.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:30:01
MichelleW
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:33:02
milk4dh
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:36:01
Milkman
Can we start making this world a better place?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:39:02
sexybrain
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:54:01
Milkman
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:06:02
yahooligan
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:18:01
sexybrain
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:21:01
Poppy
You have the best style.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:24:01
RunRonnieRun
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:30:01
patty
In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:36:01
poopface
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:39:01
DonaldTrump
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:42:01
dapper
Toxic people will pollute everything around them. Don't hesitate. Fumigate.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:45:01
idiotboy
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:54:01
milk4dh
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:00:01
chesirecat
When your character and reputation are the same, you are a person of integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:12:01
crapface
Toxic individuals drain us of joy, energy, and peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:15:01
poopface
I can do this all day
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:27:01
milk4dh
I do not believe that war and military service are the only means to honor America. God grants us all the privilege of having our character and our patriotism tested.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:42:01
Poppy
You are making a difference.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:45:01
MichelleW
Why is England the wettest country? Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:54:01
doodooface
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:57:01
sexybrain
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:00:01
Poppy
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:06:01
snickerdoo
Again, this is really, really bad advice.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:24:01
mrdavis
Put your shoulders back, hold your head up high knowing that the same power that raised Christ from the dead lives on the inside of you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:27:01
RunRonnieRun
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:33:01
pentagon
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:42:02
sexybrain
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:51:02
poopface
You deserve a hug right now.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:57:01
american
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:03:01
chesirecat
I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:09:01
thumbsup
Murica!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:15:01
snickerdoo
Political correctness sometimes does great work when it helps equalize the playing field when it comes to language, but it does a great disservice when it tries to silence a person of color.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:18:01
dapper
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:24:01
Milkman
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:33:01
milk4dh
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:48:01
chesirecat
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:54:01
little
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:00:01
poopface
He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:06:01
patty
Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:09:01
crapface
Keep your head up, because there's always tomorrow / Put the Lord first, be strong, you can't go wrong / Love is on the way if you just pray, and hold on
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:21:01
crapface
It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:24:01
mrdavis
You can tell me you're telling the truth / That you don't wanna make me a fool / And baby you know I pay along / Now you're telling me you're sorry / Well don't start lying to me now
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:27:01
crapface
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:39:02
dapper
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those that try to tell the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:42:01
Milkman
I hates stories like this.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:45:01
crapface
Our community is better because you're in it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:48:01
Chrischun
Man doesn’t know what he is capable of until he is asked.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:00:01
holly
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:03:01
DonaldTrump
Never judge a book by its movie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:09:01
holly
You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:21:01
milk4dh
Stress is caused by being ‘here' but wanting to be ‘there.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:27:01
doodooface
Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:33:02
DonaldTrump
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:39:01
Chrischun
You are awesome!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:48:01
patty
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:57:01
idiotboy
I used to have winter fat but now I have spring rolls.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:00:02
Chrischun
If there is one thing we know, is that this sucks.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:03:01
holly
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:21:01
crapface
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:24:01
thumbsup
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:45:01
poopface
A life of integrity is a life of stability.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:00:02
holly
Boring!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:09:02
RunRonnieRun
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:12:01
sexybrain
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:15:01
snickerdoo
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:27:01
DannyBoy
In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:42:02
mrdavis
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:51:01
RunRonnieRun
Toxic people do not think. operate, or play by the same rules we do, and our failing to recognize this sets us up by default for manipulation and unhappiness.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:57:01
idiotboy
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. —George W. Bush
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:03:01
yahooligan
God bless you all!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:21:01
PatMall
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:24:01
yahooligan
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:30:01
doodooface
I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:33:01
chesirecat
May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:57:02
dapper
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:06:01
mrdavis
At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:12:01
PatMall
But baby, I know when you're lying / Baby, I know when you're lying / It's in the promises you make / It's in the words you never say
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:15:01
idiotboy
If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:21:01
milk4dh
You are strong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 12:24:01
Chrischun
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:00:01
chesirecat
If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:30:01
chesirecat
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 01:57:01
crapface
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the annoying little icon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:03:01
sexybrain
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:09:02
crapface
Stay Strong. Love endlessly. Change Lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:12:01
idiotboy
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:33:01
yahooligan
First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. – Steve Martin
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 02:42:01
idiotboy
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 03:48:01
sexybrain
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:12:01
sexybrain
This world is getting sick
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:15:01
Chrischun
A liar is always lavish of oaths.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:18:01
peccili
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:21:01
PatMall
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:36:01
poopface
I'm inspired by you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 04:57:01
idiotboy
wonder, do we lazy people go to heaven or do they send someone to pick us up?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:03:01
DannyBoy
You help me be the best version of myself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:18:01
DonaldTrump
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:45:02
idiotboy
If only common sense were more common.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 05:57:01
DonaldTrump
Keep your head up and be patient.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:00:01
PatMall
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:18:01
snickerdoo
Integrity is determined behavior.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:36:01
yahooligan
No matter how good you are, someone is always going to be against you. But never let them be the limit of your success.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 06:57:01
PatMall
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:06:01
american
Being around you is like being on a happy little vacation.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:30:01
poopface
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 07:42:02
mrdavis
When we lie in a relationship, we hide the truth ourselves and our circumstances, which we perceive as a means of control.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:00:02
reggie
Concentration is the secret of strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:03:01
dapper
MAGA!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:06:01
Poppy
You're really something special.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:39:02
poopface
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 08:45:01
thumbsup
If lying is leaving, truth is just believing
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:18:02
little
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:33:01
patty
He who walks with wise men will be wise, but the companion of fools will suffer harm, Let go of the friends who are no longer uplifting you. Spend time with people who inspire you to be better.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:36:02
sexybrain
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:48:01
patty
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 09:57:01
mrdavis
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:09:01
mrdavis
I believe integrity can be restored to a society one person at a time. The choice belongs to each of us.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 10:12:01
Milkman
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:06:01
snickerdoo
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:21:01
milk4dh
You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:36:01
sexybrain
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:45:01
patty
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sat, Jan 20, 2024, 11:57:01
holly
There is no act of treachery or meanness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics, there is no honour.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:45:01
idiotboy
You have the right to remain silent, but you can never repeat, never lie or shade the truth.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:06:01
DannyBoy
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:09:01
mrdavis
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:24:01
milk4dh
You're even better than a unicorn, because you're real.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:54:01
idiotboy
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:03:01
reggie
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:36:01
FactCheck
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:57:01
RunRonnieRun
Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. Yeah, so is a grenade.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:06:01
MichelleW
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:09:01
thumbsup
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:21:01
DannyBoy
Half of the people in the world are below average.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:27:01
little
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:30:01
sexybrain
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:33:01
reggie
I don't care.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:36:02
crapface
Politicians and corporations have always placed economic interests above moral interests. This is now hurting the entire planet.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:45:01
sexybrain
Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. The greatest problem with communication is we don’t listen to understand. We listen to reply. When we listen with curiosity, we don’t listen with the intent to reply. We listen for what’s behind the words.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:06:01
mrdavis
I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:39:01
holly
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:57:02
thumbsup
I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:00:01
DannyBoy
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:09:01
dapper
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:12:02
holly
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:30:01
sexybrain
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:45:01
american
The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:48:01
RunRonnieRun
The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:21:01
DannyBoy
Hey, you might not see it with your eyes / But keep your head up to the sky / The sun is coming through / Here's what you gotta do
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:27:01
PatMall
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:30:01
thumbsup
Patriotism is a religion, the egg from which wars are hatched.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:54:01
milk4dh
The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:00:02
poopface
Patriots always talk of dying for their country but never of killing for their country.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:18:01
chesirecat
Girl, I can tell he's been lying / And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you / Girl, you don't have to be hiding / Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:45:01
dapper
The purification of politics is an iridescent dream.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:51:01
doodooface
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:06:01
little
The people you love are lucky to have you in their lives.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:30:01
Poppy
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:03:01
sexybrain
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:09:01
Chrischun
The only journey is the one within.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:12:02
yahooligan
You've got an awesome sense of humor!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:36:01
DonaldTrump
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:21:02
patty
Solution to two of the world’s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:24:01
doodooface
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:36:01
thumbsup
When healthy persons are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume that they are at fault, but when toxic people are in conflict with the world, they automatically assume the world to be at fault.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:51:01
Milkman
It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more ‘manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:57:01
little
To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:09:01
pentagon
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:36:01
american
Toxic people are largely untreatable.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:39:01
Poppy
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:12:01
DannyBoy
Your eyes water when you yawn, because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:30:01
milk4dh
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be call a democracy.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:33:01
american
Keep your heels, head and standards high.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:48:01
little
Courage isn’t having the strength to go on – it is going on when you don’t have strength.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 12:51:02
Poppy
Your name suits you to a T.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:18:01
poopface
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:27:01
sexybrain
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:36:01
idiotboy
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 01:48:01
yahooligan
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:00:01
Poppy
When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they will only pollute you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:09:01
FactCheck
You're a smart cookie.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:36:01
crapface
What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 02:54:01
DannyBoy
Integrity means that if our private life was suddenly exposed, we'd have no reason to be ashamed and embarrassed.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:09:01
Poppy
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:33:01
thumbsup
Let us read and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 03:54:01
yahooligan
Don't make me come up there!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:09:01
reggie
I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:12:02
idiotboy
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:15:02
mrdavis
You help me feel more joy in life.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:21:01
american
If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you are strong enough to get back up.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:27:01
Chrischun
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:30:02
Poppy
A man of integrity can be trusted.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:33:01
milk4dh
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:39:01
holly
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 04:42:01
poopface
They all lie, from the top man down to the bottom. If their lips are moving, a lie is unfolding.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:09:01
crapface
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:12:01
dapper
When you say, "I meant to do that," I totally believe you.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 05:39:01
crapface
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:03:01
chesirecat
Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:30:01
Poppy
Worry about being better; bigger will take time.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 06:45:01
DonaldTrump
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money...and I can't remember what the other one is.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:15:02
poopface
Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:21:02
Poppy
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:39:01
little
Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 07:48:01
mrdavis
Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:30:01
little
Power is actualized only when word and deed have not parted company.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:39:01
dapper
No matter how bad it gets, I’m always rich when I go to the dollar store.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 08:57:01
PatMall
You're a great example to others.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:09:01
crapface
You value yourself, spiritually, mentally, and physically. You are a unique individual with so many talents and gifts. You look in the mirror and exclaim, 'I am worthy!'
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:45:01
FactCheck
Politics is made up of to words; 'poli,' which is Greek for 'many,' and 'tics' which are blood-sucking insects
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 09:57:02
holly
Where's the beef?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:09:01
holly
I really like this!
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:30:01
crapface
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 10:54:01
doodooface
When we live by the truth, we possess integrity.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:12:01
MichelleW
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them the desire to do right is precisely the same.
(+0) (-0) submitted 5 Months ago, Sun, Jan 21, 2024, 11:48:01

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